Time Frameson January 30, 2007 at 10:02 pm
You're Going to Go to Jail…..for Stupidity!
This is not one of MY stories….ASSMAN came home today and told me this whopper!
ASSMAN (the boyfriend) is a manager at a phone shop. Mobile phones…O2, to be exact. He was upstairs, getting ready to leave. It was 5:30 and the shop was closed, door locked. He hears a bang, but thinks nothing of it, as it sounds far away. He went downstairs a few minutes later to find that the front door is smashed!
So, he did the logical thing and went to look at the camera tape. The camera faces the front door. He watches it and sees a man walk up to the shop carrying an O2 bag. The man tries to open the door (as customers do) and finds that it is locked. So, he punches the door and then kicks it in frustration. Well, you see the door smash and the man looks around nervously and walks away….fast.
So, he has this guy on tape, has his face and knows that he was probably coming to the shop to return something (judging by the O2 bag that he was carrying). Also, he assumes that this man is a customer of O2 and, therefor has all his details. So, he calls the police. They say that they will send out a message to all patrol in the area to find this man. Also, ASSMAN sends the man's picture to all other O2 shops, incase he tries to return whatever he was trying to return to another shop because of the incident.
The police call when he gets home and tell him that they will come in tomorrow and take the camera tape and any details.
Thing is…this man is soooo stupid! If he is a customer with O2 and was trying to return sometihing, then he should know that they will have his details and that if he tries to come in to return it again, they will know who he is. Also, most shops have CCTV at the front door, so…DUH…..you are on camera!
I hope that he is going to come in and try to return whatever he wanted to return again so they catch him. He should have at least left a note! DUMBASS!
First customer in the shop today was the stupid man! He needed his phone fixed (so that was what was in the bag). ASSMAN asked him if he was there last night and if he kicked the glass. He said "no". So, ASSMAN decided to not call the cops or mention anything, and went ahead and fixed the guys phone. So he got all the guys details and was going to call the police later. About a half hour later, the guy comes back, fesses up and says he will pay for it. LOL!