Ring a Ring of Posies, a Phone Full of Moronson August 3, 2006 at 9:02 pm
The Sweet Sounds of Romance
I once had a customer call because his pay per view wasn't coming in. I had him reboot the box and then turn to the channel in question. I knew rebooting worked because he had the TV turned up to full volume:
Customer: We all know what that sound is!
I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"