What is the funniest support call you can imagine?

by Hicksey

Here's mine:

Me:
PC: Prospective Customer

ME: Hello, this is XYZ company calling in response to to your technical support request.
PC: Oh good! Here goes. I have this friend that wants to buy the Internet but wants to make sure she likes it first. So, I offered to bring my Internet over for her to try.
ME: Okay … Ok, so you want to try to use your account at her house?
PC: Yes, that's it! Ok, so I put in the floppy disk so I could download my internet on to it and bring it over to her house, but when I tried to download a google … the internet fell out!

At this point I'd have to hit the infamous mute button never to return because I'd be laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

Just put together a bunch of the funnier things you have heard into one call and have some fun!