• Give me inconvenience or give me death
    Today, the swamp started another Super Duper Uber Mega Super Stupendous Lowest Prices of the Season sale. I stopped in to buy a pair of jeans and a…
  • I demand restitution
    A woman called in last week with a special request cake. Her father loves mocha cakes, but the regular icing is too much for him as he is a diabetic….
  • That’s the same code I have on my luggage!
    This morning I asked my supervisor if she’d be willing to give me the password for our private wireless connection since I was getting crappy…
  • A helpful Ma Bell employee!!!
    I called tonight to ensure that my landline at my current address is scheduled to be shut down, and my internet is scheduled to be transferred to…
  • Get your Slurm and Bachleor Chow ready…
    …new Futurama starts tonight! :D
  • No more lurker
    Hi everyone,

    I’ve been a lurker for a few years, however now seems the right time to share some of my err.. experiences in retail.

    Hopefully at…

  • Booby-trapped bathroom
    So after a rush of customers this afternoon, which means I can’t pin down the culprit, I went into the bathroom and found a bra lying on a chair. The…
  • Kissing my bumper
    These are a few years old, but we went hiking today and I thought of them.

    So there’s no parking lot for this trailhead. There are a couple…

  • Explorer failing to start on Win 7 64 Bit
    This happened a bit of a while ago, but I’d really like to fix it. It’s not really a problem issue, just annoying, still…

    A while ago, I booted…

  • Sinister injuries, exciting new drug trends, and a racist
    From the files of the Sturdy Nurse:

    – Patient was admitted with severe lacerations. Patient was immediately taken to O.R. and still almost lost…

  • AMM and other TLAs
    A few recent events have reminded me of a classic brain burp.

    As some may have noticed that IT is still a very male dominated area of employments….

  • You get what you pay for…
    Right not exactly a customer but hay ho…

    I used to work a tech for a “well known” computer retailer here in the UK, I quit almost a year…

  • Annoying Recruiter Contact Today
    About 14 years ago, I was struggling to find work in the IT field. I had next to no real experience, couldn’t write a resume to save my life, and…
  • I went to see QI!!
    Last week Housemate and I went to see the British comedy smart-arse panel show QI being filmed in their London Studios!! :D

    We’d got tickets…

  • A *really* lame question …
    So the super was just in here with the ‘carpet man’ to measure the place. This means they are going to rip out the carpeting and replace it. I was…
  • You might be a customer, but you’re not talking to me that way bitch.
    So, basically, I’m a head cashier/customer service department manager at ****. A customer calls in and places a phone order for 38 boxes of flooring….
  • Why aren’t they the SAME?????
    I had this all typed up two days ago and then my internet decided it didn’t like me :(

    Anyway, I work in a pharmacy. We sell other stuff besides…

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