• My GM and the Guest Who tried for a Freebie
    Ok, from my posts in MiM, you might get a negative impression of my GM. But, to be perfectly fair, my GM is a pretty good boss. He backs up his…
  • What… just… happened here?
    I went to the local big orange box yesterday. I needed some sandbags or something to weigh down my cat’s over 6 foot tall cat tree since he’s lately…
  • I swear I’m going to rip the phone out of the wall
    Not too many SCs in the restaurant, but a TON of really weird and annoying phone calls.

    *I don’t think YOU’RE in Kansas anymore…*

    It was…

  • Stop blaming me for your own idiocy!!
    Background: In blackjack, you can have more than one bet in a box. The person who has the bet at the front, does the hitting/standing, and the other…
  • Cutting off the Handicapped in Line
    I was at the grocery store and I walk with a cane due to a severe back injury. A cashier opened her register just to help me and as I was going over…
  • On sale after purchace
    “This wasn’t on sale when I bought it last week and I brought it back with a receipt. You owe me the difference.”
    I take my elderly neighbor…
  • Greetings!
    Hi, all! I’ve held many. many, many positions in the retail field and it is certainly a breath of fresh air to find a site like this on the internet….
  • THIS JUST IN:
    Back to School can suck my ass. That is all.
  • Pushing my buttons…
    I’m in the back office, f**king off doing very productive work, when I hear our doorbell for the night window ring. (It is one of those doorbells…
  • Wonka tells it like it is
    A Willy Wonka meme just for us:

    http://cheezburger.com/6433225216

  • Got a Promotion!!!
    Ok, so here’s the deal. My superviosor quit last thurday, and the client asked me if I wanted the post. I accepted and low and behold 2 more an…
  • Alright people once and for all, WE ARE NOT A FUCKING BANK!!!
    So I’ve already posted a story about people paying with big bills for small purchases, and about people complaining when they ask for $100 cash back…
  • Week of bad drivers…
    There has been an unusually high incidence of idiocy on the roads in my area this week, ranging from mild to WTF?

    Mild: older lady in a Buick-…

  • You could have just listened
    SCM and SCW came into the office early this morning. CW dealt with them, but I was in the back office listening.

    SCM: “Can we get a room?”
    CW:…

  • Hives … AGAIN!
    AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    We’re going to shell out for a damn allergy test. I haven’t eaten ANYTHING unusual, and we’ve been checking for that…

  • Sucky out in force tonight
    I knew tonight was going to suck when my day started off with having to convince an idiot cw that a Susan B. Anthony dollar was not worth the same as…
  • Not the ideal situation to meet someone famous.
    My hotel is where the Batman shooting happened. In fact, that is the theater I sent guests to. Tonight we have members of the media out here to…
  • Lenovo CEO is full of win!
    Lenovo CEO gives his $3 million bonus to his low-level employees….

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