• First Report from the Field
    In the spirit of the season, I figure I should tell you all of my first two ‘sucky’ customers.

    Let me set the scene; I’ve been employed at ABC…

  • Pony Drawings
    These are 5 of my pony drawings.
  • Red Robin YIKES!
    So last night we decided to head out to dinner and a movie. We headed to a restaurant nearby picking Red Robin over Applebees. Let me tell you. Momma…
  • Close to ruining Christmas
    Ok, she didn’t exactly say I ruined her Christmas, but I did ruin her family traditions, and kept her from giving her neice a gift.. Oh, and my…
  • "A Christmas Story" is now on TBS . . .
    Who’s watching?

    *raises hand*

    I triple-DOG dare ya’:D

  • The True Fragrance Of Christmas
    You may wish to put down anything you are eating before you proceed. ;p

    *_Windmills Do Not Work That Way_*

    SC: “Okay, I have two VISA…

  • Does anyone want a $50 Delta airline credit?
    I flew Delta back to Portland when I went for my friend, and issues happened…so I received a $50 credit on a future flight. I won’t be flying…
  • Have an issue with cats climbing the tree?
    Well here’s a solution! (http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/how-to-make-a-cat-proof-christmas-tree)

    (yeah, I don’t buy it either. That cat is…

  • Car Accident Yesterday
    My car got smooshed. (Airbag dust tastes bitter like fire extinguisher dust does. Just sayin’).
    My muscles are stiff, around my neck, and I don’t…
  • Merry Christmas and a good haul….
    First of all, a huge friggin merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, merry Yule/winter as….I can’t think of all the festivals right now.

    So what did…

  • F**K!!
    I had a shot at a job with my city’s public transit company. It would have been a shitty job but no worse than the piece of shit job that I’m…
  • Merry Christmas to me
    Got an early Christmas present. Seriously, I wasn’t expecting it to be delivered until after the beginning of the new year.
    Image:…
  • Attempted vehicular murder suspect discovered 4-years later…
    One of my coworkers just shared this story with me.

    A while ago, the 14yo son of her neighbor was hit while walking down the side of the road to…

  • Cut Yer Hair!
    A Vendor where I work told me this story: He has longish blond hair and a beard, kind of resembles Jesus.

    He was out in a nice restaurant with…

  • I don’t know what to title this…
    On December 14th I got a call from my best friends husband in Oregon. She was in ICU. I immediately flew out there to be with them. She had bled…
  • Last-minute customers, again
    Yesterday we were open til midnight. MOD didn’t even know why; the store was practically dead from 10PM on. So those of us who weren’t tied to a…
  • Bags
    Hearing so many tales of double-bagging and separate bags, I thought I’d share how things are done in Finland. Suffice it to say, double-bagging is…
  • boyfriend made racist comment…
    So a friend got to bitching about work, and my boyfriend got really worked up about it and talked about how they barely pay him enough to live on and…
  • Blackout Madness!
    Today the power went out in the mall where I work. The power was out for many blocks around too. This brought out the stupid in people. It started 2…

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