100 Stupid Questions, 100 Obvious Answers
We had a guy check in for his eye exam, and he was a complete and total tool. He had annoyed us earlier, but it's nothing funny or interesting enough to really go into detail about-frankly it would be a long story without much payoff, so I'll just leave it at "total pain in the ass"
So, he comes in for his appointment, blabbers about something stupid to the front desk girl about something dumb and irrelevant (and frankly, none of his business to begin with, the nosy bastard!), and pushing five minutes later finally takes his forms, sits his ass down, and starts filling them out.
Then his phone rings. One of those chirpy, annoying Nextell walkie talkie phones that make me crazy. He proceeds to have a very loud and annoying conversation with someone, and is ignoring his paperwork. This went on for pushing *ten* minutes. At this point, he's holding our whole damn afternoon schedule up… clueless jerk.
Finally he hangs up, then starts filling out the forms-and then, the questions started. EVERY GODDAMN QUESTION on the form, he had to ask about!
"What should I write on here? Blurry vision, or fuzzy vision? What's the difference between blurry and fuzzy? Because I want to be accurate."
"When you say "Family History", do you mean *my* family members? Like my parents and sisters? You know, my family?"
"What's a floater? Is that like a spit thing?"
"Why do you need my phone number?" (*HEADDESK*)
"My main problem is that when I don't wear my glasses, everything is blurry." (Are you sure? Maybe your problem is that everything is fuzzy. It's important to be accurate, you know! "
Seriously, this man held up our entire afternoon. By the time he finally finished and we got him in the exam room, we were a half an hour behind schedule! I honestly think I would have hunted the guy down and smacked him with a smelly fish if I was stuck working overtime because he's an idiot.