Customers Suck!

• If only we leased Reality
  Well, the school season is wrapping up and the students are leaving, YAY! Enter the busy move out/make-ready/move in season and I’ve had some…
• Applied for a seriously awesome job, now I’m nervous
  One of the local comic book shops is hiring, and they’re looking for someone who knows games. How could I pass that up?? And it’s only about an hour…
• As a Guilty Mum…
  This segment comes from a TV show on ABC (Australia :p) that’s doing the rounds at the moment. Basically, it looks at consumer rights, but doesn’t go…
• Hemlock Grove- Netflix Show
  Have you guys seen this? If so what’d you think?
  I liked it well enough, the actors were fun to watch. It was all pretty fun till the gaping plot…
• Dirty Liar and a Negative Survey (profanity)
  I answered a call on Monday from a woman who started screaming at me the moment she heard my voice. She was upset because the automated phone system…
• I have a new job with my current employer
  I was given a new job by my current employer. Apparently one of the managers I worked with back in 2004 and 2005 had a job opening at two parking…
• Instant SC Mix: Just add beer, car keys, and shake!
  Drunk drivers suck, because they can sometimes be too drunk to figure out that attempting to left turn across traffic is ill advised 2 seconds after…
• Can’t You Wait to Cross the Street?
  I shared stories about my adventures in being a pedestrian, here (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=98248) and here…
• Too late
  From a few moments ago. Verbatim.

  me: Good afternoon, Bank, this is Ghel. How can I help you?
  caller: , please.
  me: I’m sorry,…

• Things I am NOT (warning- potentially excessive ranting contained herein)
  *An ATM*

  The ATM is over there in the corner, and it doesn’t charge. Yes I AM going to charge you for cashback from the till. No I will not give…

• Papers, Please
  Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QP5X6fcukM) | Site (http://www.dukope.com/#ppl)

  A Dystopian Document Thriller.

  I picked up the beta…

• You Just Don’t Mess with The Monster
  I have a Rage Monster inside me. And she’s a bitch.

  A tiny white car was driving aggressively on my way to work. He was obviously butthurt that…

• Bullies (Long and a bit ranty)
  I am so fed up of being bullied on the road!

  I have a small car, which isn’t very powerful, and is one of the makes you might associate with…

• Read ALL the posts!
  I know there are quite a few Alot of Allie fans here, so good news:

  http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/pre-post-transition-post.html

  …

• You lying sack of ……..
  …. well you know what. I just love when customers lie through their teeth. Not that this one got me in trouble, but….

  Internet order comes…

• I want my coupons dammit!!!
  Since the recent incident where a guy tried to kick our dog while we were out doing out catalogue deliveries, there’s been no further probs. No…
• Guy thought hospital had a baby-hating ward
  I’ve come across a lot of SCs on a day to day basis recently. See when I’m at work, it’s all just the SC’s I get as my own customers. Now that I’m on…
• I *guess* I was a good customer today
  Today at a drugstore, I was buying something that only cost a few dollars. (The exact amount is unimportant, but less than $15.) The only cash I had…

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• Go Phish!
  Awww, I got myself a new bestest playmate today!

  I’d been seeing this odd number on my CID and never bothered with it, because they couldn’t be…

• People in NOLA area
  So, my dear, dear friends, who have kept me sane for the past few years since my husband died, are telling me that I am once again invited back to go…
• Current Retail comic storyline
  The current Retail comic storyline, starting with yesterday’s comic (http://retailcomic.com/comics/may-6-2013/), features a situation which most of…
• I get that you’re not supposed to drive while on the phone… But REALLY?!
  So today I was going through my usual routine of picking up my sister from school. The road I have to drive through is undergoing construction at…
• Weird conversations with the MOD
  He has been hanging around the front lanes all afternoon and while he’s not being sucky, really, I wish he’d leave us alone. He said a few minutes…
• Man rescues 3, gives interview.
  http://guyism.com/humor/charles-ramsey-rescues-three-women-gives-greatest-interview-in-the-history-of-television.html

  I like this interview.

• Email from School administration.
  Hello everyone: With the warm weather, I understand the desire of people in rooms with windows that open, to open them to enjoy the warm spring air….
• RIP, Ray Harryhausen
  Would that he had just gone on and on!
  …
• doctor who violins!
  Lara plays the Doctor Who theme on violin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYv-2ehoGWo) – while wearing a Nintendo controller dress

  Lara plays ‘I…

• I Don’t Care If You Don’t Have The Money, You’re Finding A Way To Pay Me
  I had a real catch come through today. This guy was, how can I put it delicately? Fucking retarded. He comes up to me first, holding out a product…
• "You changed the toner and now it won’t stop printing!!eleventy!!"
  If I ever need day surgery, remind me not to get it done at this hoiral. That whoe damn department seems to be stated with idiots.

  These are the…

• Wohoo!
  I just took my last final amd graduate on Friday! Ive been in school since 2006 and due to health/job reasons am just now getting my AAS in…
• I have made something interesting…
  I don’t think this dish has a name. It is a dessert made from three layers. A layer of Chocolate Chip Cookie, a layer of Oreos (or off-brand…
• Them ol’ Gaming Commission Blues
  Working at a Casino means not only being subject to the policies of whatever company owns and operates it but also the State gaming commission.
  …
• Negotiating Curves Badly
  I was driving on a road in the mountains of Virginia. This happens to be a road with many very sharp curves. I get behind this minivan does…
• I’ve Heard this Joke Before
  *I’ve been having a rash of these.*

  Me: That will be X.XX. *holds out hand for money*
  SC: *throws money on the counter right in front of my…

• It’s Official
  I now have a full time job.

  It pays $13.00 an hour (my current job pays $8.)

  My job is to now play with dogs.
  

• So I may have a new hobby…I think?
  So, due to the recent issues I have with my body and other things, I’ve been on the hunt for a hobby that does not involve food or me wearing workout…
• Manning the metal detector
  *An introduction:* I am a police officer for an agency of my state government. I get used for a lot of miscellaneous tasks, only about half of which…
• Shopping websites that make you go LOL
  So my boyfriend browses ThinkGeek.com, but with both of us being Aussies and it not being worth the shipping rate, we have very rarely bought…
• Hotel Tales: "DIE EXPEDIA! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Edition (Long, somewhat ranty)
  As some of you may know 3rd Party Retailers (3PR) (Expedia, Orbitz, Hotels.com, etc.) are not very well liked by those of us who work in hotels. Here…
• wish me luck
  not as bad as some of you wonderful people out there. but I am heading down to a hospital a couple hours away for an, I think it’s called, an upper…
• Fake Service Dog, and dangled bait
  Ok, Most of what happened tonight, I’m more or less resigned to, the second half I could see coming a mile away, but this first part has me incensed….
• The Greater Good
  I thought I would pass this along, since one of the dual-GMs who’s running a Pathfinder campaign for my friends and I put it up. It’s written from…
• Hotel Tales: "I Don’t Listen" Edition
  *First a good one:*

  Had a lady come to the desk, she was clearly exhausted and asked for our rates, I quoted her the regular rate, which she had…

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• Employment Agencies suck
  I didn’t use to feel this way. My previous experiences with two different employment agencies had been great: go in, interview, take a few tests, get…
• LG Tech
  We have a washer-dryer that we love, because it normally does exactly what we need it to. Over Easter, the control board half-died. We didn’t mind…
• There are some things you just shouldn’t "like" on FB
  One of the roller derby coaches from another team posted about his grandmother passing away and how much it hurts him.

  FIVE likes? Seriously?
  …

• For the Last Time: I DON’T DO MACRO ART!
  Apologies in advance for the length and wordiness of this post.

  Quick overview for the people who aren’t up to date with the furry community and…

• Just … go away, Part Deux
  So, today I worked at the thrift store. My usual Sunday.

  I was dreading the thought of seeing She of the Cheap at the store, coming in and…

• I would not take your financial advice!
  Rayndel’s post about the “scientist” who doesn’t know how heat works reminded me of a few of my own SC’s. I didn’t want to thread-jack, so I’m…
• Homer Simpson is that you?
  My hotel chain currently has a promotion going, but in order to get the promotion guest have book certain ways. Well this guest did not do what she…
• Take your angry pants elsewhere.
  There is a fancy, private college in my city. We often get students from there who feel they are very entitled. It comes with the territory I guess….
• way to shoot yourself in the foot
  Yeah, you know the saying about more flies with honey… uh-huh, it rings true in hotels also.

  Me: Front desk, this is Smiley, how may I help you?…

• Reciever – An Indie FPS with a twist!
  Receiver is a very neat and unusual FPS developed by Wolfire Games as part of a 7 day game making competition. It has elements of a roguelike game,…

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