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  1. Lack of company training.
  2. The refill solution in envelope moisteners? Um yeah.
  3. The toll free # that killed the techie
  4. No, it is the same thing!
  5. Feeding the Floppy Drive
  6. SC expecting way too much from their equipment.
  7. I hate sales drones
  8. Out of Scope
  9. Crushing a new generation's ideals on the phone
  10. Takin a dump
  11. Dear fellow tech: You suck. Royally. (very long rant)
  12. My day (so far) in review
  13. Talk about taking things out of context!
  14. PEBCAK calls
  15. You sir, are a moron.
  16. objects n disk drives
  17. Guitar Hero is a dangerous thing...
  18. Can't you just ping my modem?
  19. BB and Sales Drone Rant
  20. "But it was just a bit of DUST!"
  21. Oh, For the Love of...
  22. But I *CAN'T* Lose Those!
  23. The CS dept head is going to kill me
  24. 6 Things I don't get....
  25. My password expired?
  26. More tales of customers that should know better
  27. Stories from the Bench: Wipe Out
  28. Random call of the week
  29. Further adventures of the nonagenarian computer user.
  30. Stories From the Bench: He said what???
  31. Busted!
  32. To Return or Not To Return: A Puzzle of Consumer Behavior
  33. Fun with screensavers
  34. Stories from the Bench: Power Slam
  35. d'ya think?
  36. Warranties...
  37. So tempting...
  38. Passwords..
  39. what gets me
  40. I'm a Electrical Engineer... I know what I am doing.
  41. Brain go boom
  42. I fought Darwin, and won.
  43. Wireless Connectivity
  44. Tech Support rules that should be punishable by death and/or torture
  45. Poor Lonely RAM
  46. Trouble Tickets...
  47. we don't support adsl modems anymore
  48. That would be a good reason why your phones don't work!
  49. Die Compaq, Die!
  50. Never ask for tech support on a cell phone while ON your cell phone.
  51. Electric shock button for my phone
  52. IT SAYS GOOGLE!!!
  53. Kids these days
  54. Buh?
  55. Dip Sh*t Accountant (Long)
  56. Tech Support Hell
  57. Email Address != Email Password
  58. I've NEVER Seen THAT Before
  59. Taking a hint.
  60. A funny comment.
  61. Small problem...
  62. Could you *be* more vague?
  63. You know it's bad when....
  64. My Favorite User v.1.0
  65. Apparently we're responsible for everything
  66. Too much Pr0n
  67. You fixed the issue, but I don't want to pay.
  68. Off to see the wizard
  69. I am teh lazy!
  70. New Job - Same crazy people
  71. ...and you wouldn't do that before why?
  72. That's not the part I was confused about...
  73. My best worst call ever...
  74. Because nobody reads... lazy, lazy parents.
  75. Immaculate Crack
  76. Thank you for being descriptive...
  77. Techies Will Get A Kick Outta This (Image Heavy For Dial Up Users)
  78. Grrr... Do they want me to make something up?
  79. Work order sniper, end in sight!
  80. Um... wrong college...
  81. I think she was sorry...
  82. SELECT * from CUSTOMERS where CLUE>0
  83. This is RIDICULOUS! (long)
  84. Outsourced TracFone idiots
  85. Old Guy Just Now
  86. Cable question
  87. Witness Jenni spit fire!
  88. stupid old dips**t
  89. What does between mean to you?
  90. You'd think they know what type of cable they'e supposed to use, right?
  91. What does wireless mean to you?
  92. Do you unnastan the words comin' outta my mouf?
  93. Mr. Untechnology
  94. Fixing radio problems, and making it look hard. (longish)
  95. Glad not to be a tech in Kentucky
  96. Stubborn users..
  97. Black isn't color?
  98. MegaBITS and MegaBYTES are not the same
  99. Yeah, I think we found your root cause
  100. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
  101. Don't re-open your f-ing tickets unless you're still having the same f-ing issue!!!
  102. User-Friendly
  103. Why doesn't my password work?!
  104. The Magic Backup (long backstory)
  105. Printers, and ghosting, oh my!
  106. Know your place
  107. The ticket notes say it all (mostly)
  108. Windows
  109. Inventory Tracking = I'm the Devil?
  110. Day 1, and I've heard one first hand
  111. Tools should not be involved with unhooking a computer
  112. Your network is broken!
  113. Close, but no cigar
  114. Office License woes
  115. It's Not My Fault that We're Busy!
  116. This made me laugh...
  117. Back to CS101
  118. Password changes
  119. More soundbytes of stupid
  120. I died a little more today
  121. I can not break the rules for you
  122. this is why the :headdesk: was invented... (lil' long)
  123. This guy should NOT be a tech….
  124. Dumb but Smart
  125. Super Glued Register Button
  126. Funny support calls
  127. No. You don't.
  128. Automated "live help" bot?
  129. Magic Phone of Infinite Holding
  130. Not Compatible
  131. one of those things that make you cry
  132. That's my serial number?!
  133. You fail at being a tech(long)
  134. I Had to Send This Email to a Reseller
  135. My bad & the impossible wireless network
  136. You don't get all your money back if you don't return everything
  137. So what's my password?
  138. Finally happened
  139. NO, we can't support another store's service contract.
  140. Audio issues :)
  141. An Unseen Disparity
  142. An Open Letter to Shopper's Drug Mart:
  143. Wherein those who love me don't listen to me...Warning! Lengthy!
  144. Size DOES matter, dammit!
  145. Some calls for the week...
  146. End Users: Some Assembly Required
  147. Retard the Rookie aka Me (minor language)
  148. I thought some of you might find this amusing
  149. Time to take a break...
  150. low tech customer high tech phone support - long
  151. Question...
  152. These people teach computer classes?!
  153. Wow, probably should have looked closer.
  154. I need you to ix my computer NOW but you can't look at it.. (longish)
  155. I can't find the link!!!
  156. Lack of Planning
  157. We don't like the way it looks. At all.
  158. Who is more important..
  159. ID ten T error.
  160. Cable technician shenanigans - They never stop!
  161. Of course you did nothing
  162. Oh Noes! I have to delete Cookies?!?
  163. Via email, I am beseiged
  164. What part of "you do not have to do anything different" do you not understand?
  165. Apparently 'tis a stubborn one. (the machine, not its user)
  166. NPI
  167. Lost it with a tech SC today *LONG! Some language*
  168. I'm unsuportable!
  169. That costs WHAT?!
  170. What happens when you assume
  171. You know it is a bad voicemail when..
  172. Office Depot Antics
  173. I love having my tech knowledge
  174. Strangling the IT dept
  175. Some old techy stories
  176. On the bad end of crappy service!
  177. Sev2
  178. Please respond by....
  179. Not an urban legend
  180. I told you it's NOT supported!
  181. What's worse than a user who knows absolutely nothing about computers?
  182. Who is more important part II
  183. A Few Short Ones
  184. PLUG IN THE %&$* HUB!
  185. Letter to the student who called yesterday
  186. It's a performance issue!
  187. you wanna do what with a what?
  188. Funny quotes from a computer shop.
  189. "WHY DOESN'T MY SCIRPT WORK!? I'll SU You!"
  190. 3 Things I've learned / found out over the last two weeks....
  191. Back to school Shenanigans
  192. You don't like me because I'm giving you the solution? Ok then!
  193. I do not know what your doing but its wrong
  194. They make a pill for that you know ...
  195. The Chronicles of Draggar
  196. The Tale of the New Computer (LONG)
  197. awesome computer smackdown :)
  198. Demon-haunted computer (also, self-sighting)
  199. How not to run a PC repair shop...
  200. No I won't fix your problem
  201. the ex fellow employee
  202. Thanks a lot Trend Micro...
  203. ITSC is Unsupporting (rant about IT)
  204. When employees don't listen....
  205. Zango is at it again
  206. More "repair shop" fun...
  207. Welcome to my &h!t list.
  208. I don't want your internet. Turn my internet back on! (long)
  209. Yikes, good thing I didn't bend any rules on this one....
  210. The mysterious and magical HP ENGINGEER!!
  211. Like That's Gonna Solve Your Problem
  212. Silky Smooth
  213. When I'm done youll be fired!
  214. Jenni Rants: Bounce back messages
  215. Realms of the most basic steps not taken
  216. Jenni's got bragging rights
  217. No, I am not going to do that.
  218. Jenni's adventures with the voicemail server (Long, technical, bit o' language)
  219. He has too many emails!
  220. More Bounce Back Fun
  221. At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock...12 o'clock...12 o'clock...
  222. IT Peeves
  223. You just had to f**k with it....
  224. One for the record books (long, language, *itchy!)
  225. Proof That Dumb People Should Not Own Computers
  226. I'm not sure that will work
  227. Don't Tell Me What the Problem Can or Can't Be. All Right?
  228. Wait, they tried to install a printer in WHAT??
  229. The Blushing Technician
  230. But it won't print ... and it's frozen
  231. Um... like trying to run a car without gas.
  232. Ghost Catcher
  233. You have to accept
  234. My Emails are slow!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!
  235. Great example of how to totally screw yourself!
  236. In which my head explodes
  237. Tech support irkage...
  238. The wonders of moves
  239. "I Tried Everything!"
  240. Well, the computer needs to be turned on
  241. Different kinds of users - for the IT professional
  242. This is actually quite funny.
  243. The Chronicles of PigPen
  244. Well, they did answer the question...
  245. You didn't listen to instructions, did you?
  246. I'm sure everyone has had this one...
  247. Impatient SC
  248. The one time we were right...
  249. Quickie - Stuck packets
  250. Only she could miss that