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  1. Sir, time costs money...
  2. Lack of company training.
  3. The refill solution in envelope moisteners? Um yeah.
  4. The toll free # that killed the techie
  5. No, it is the same thing!
  6. Feeding the Floppy Drive
  7. SC expecting way too much from their equipment.
  8. I hate sales drones
  9. Out of Scope
  10. Crushing a new generation's ideals on the phone
  11. Takin a dump
  12. Dear fellow tech: You suck. Royally. (very long rant)
  13. My day (so far) in review
  14. Talk about taking things out of context!
  15. PEBCAK calls
  16. You sir, are a moron.
  17. objects n disk drives
  18. Guitar Hero is a dangerous thing...
  19. Can't you just ping my modem?
  20. BB and Sales Drone Rant
  21. "But it was just a bit of DUST!"
  22. Oh, For the Love of...
  23. But I *CAN'T* Lose Those!
  24. The CS dept head is going to kill me
  25. 6 Things I don't get....
  26. My password expired?
  27. More tales of customers that should know better
  28. Stories from the Bench: Wipe Out
  29. Random call of the week
  30. Further adventures of the nonagenarian computer user.
  31. Stories From the Bench: He said what???
  32. Busted!
  33. To Return or Not To Return: A Puzzle of Consumer Behavior
  34. Fun with screensavers
  35. Stories from the Bench: Power Slam
  36. d'ya think?
  37. Warranties...
  38. So tempting...
  39. Passwords..
  40. what gets me
  41. I'm a Electrical Engineer... I know what I am doing.
  42. Brain go boom
  43. I fought Darwin, and won.
  44. Wireless Connectivity
  45. Tech Support rules that should be punishable by death and/or torture
  46. Poor Lonely RAM
  47. Trouble Tickets...
  48. we don't support adsl modems anymore
  49. That would be a good reason why your phones don't work!
  50. Die Compaq, Die!
  51. Never ask for tech support on a cell phone while ON your cell phone.
  52. Electric shock button for my phone
  53. IT SAYS GOOGLE!!!
  54. Kids these days
  55. Buh?
  56. Dip Sh*t Accountant (Long)
  57. Tech Support Hell
  58. Email Address != Email Password
  59. I've NEVER Seen THAT Before
  60. Taking a hint.
  61. A funny comment.
  62. Small problem...
  63. Could you *be* more vague?
  64. You know it's bad when....
  65. My Favorite User v.1.0
  66. Apparently we're responsible for everything
  67. Too much Pr0n
  68. You fixed the issue, but I don't want to pay.
  69. Off to see the wizard
  70. I am teh lazy!
  71. New Job - Same crazy people
  72. ...and you wouldn't do that before why?
  73. That's not the part I was confused about...
  74. My best worst call ever...
  75. Because nobody reads... lazy, lazy parents.
  76. Immaculate Crack
  77. Thank you for being descriptive...
  78. Techies Will Get A Kick Outta This (Image Heavy For Dial Up Users)
  79. Grrr... Do they want me to make something up?
  80. Work order sniper, end in sight!
  81. Um... wrong college...
  82. I think she was sorry...
  83. SELECT * from CUSTOMERS where CLUE>0
  84. This is RIDICULOUS! (long)
  85. Outsourced TracFone idiots
  86. Old Guy Just Now
  87. Cable question
  88. Witness Jenni spit fire!
  89. stupid old dips**t
  90. What does between mean to you?
  91. You'd think they know what type of cable they'e supposed to use, right?
  92. What does wireless mean to you?
  93. Do you unnastan the words comin' outta my mouf?
  94. Mr. Untechnology
  95. Fixing radio problems, and making it look hard. (longish)
  96. Glad not to be a tech in Kentucky
  97. Stubborn users..
  98. Black isn't color?
  99. MegaBITS and MegaBYTES are not the same
  100. Yeah, I think we found your root cause
  101. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
  102. Don't re-open your f-ing tickets unless you're still having the same f-ing issue!!!
  103. User-Friendly
  104. Why doesn't my password work?!
  105. The Magic Backup (long backstory)
  106. Printers, and ghosting, oh my!
  107. Know your place
  108. The ticket notes say it all (mostly)
  109. Windows
  110. Inventory Tracking = I'm the Devil?
  111. Day 1, and I've heard one first hand
  112. Tools should not be involved with unhooking a computer
  113. Your network is broken!
  114. Close, but no cigar
  115. Office License woes
  116. It's Not My Fault that We're Busy!
  117. This made me laugh...
  118. Back to CS101
  119. Password changes
  120. More soundbytes of stupid
  121. I died a little more today
  122. I can not break the rules for you
  123. this is why the :headdesk: was invented... (lil' long)
  124. This guy should NOT be a tech….
  125. Dumb but Smart
  126. Super Glued Register Button
  127. Funny support calls
  128. No. You don't.
  129. Automated "live help" bot?
  130. Magic Phone of Infinite Holding
  131. Not Compatible
  132. one of those things that make you cry
  133. That's my serial number?!
  134. You fail at being a tech(long)
  135. I Had to Send This Email to a Reseller
  136. My bad & the impossible wireless network
  137. You don't get all your money back if you don't return everything
  138. So what's my password?
  139. Finally happened
  140. NO, we can't support another store's service contract.
  141. Audio issues :)
  142. An Unseen Disparity
  143. An Open Letter to Shopper's Drug Mart:
  144. Wherein those who love me don't listen to me...Warning! Lengthy!
  145. Size DOES matter, dammit!
  146. Some calls for the week...
  147. End Users: Some Assembly Required
  148. Retard the Rookie aka Me (minor language)
  149. I thought some of you might find this amusing
  150. Time to take a break...
  151. low tech customer high tech phone support - long
  152. Question...
  153. These people teach computer classes?!
  154. Wow, probably should have looked closer.
  155. I need you to ix my computer NOW but you can't look at it.. (longish)
  156. I can't find the link!!!
  157. Lack of Planning
  158. We don't like the way it looks. At all.
  159. Who is more important..
  160. ID ten T error.
  161. Cable technician shenanigans - They never stop!
  162. Of course you did nothing
  163. Oh Noes! I have to delete Cookies?!?
  164. Via email, I am beseiged
  165. What part of "you do not have to do anything different" do you not understand?
  166. Apparently 'tis a stubborn one. (the machine, not its user)
  167. NPI
  168. Lost it with a tech SC today *LONG! Some language*
  169. I'm unsuportable!
  170. That costs WHAT?!
  171. What happens when you assume
  172. You know it is a bad voicemail when..
  173. Office Depot Antics
  174. I love having my tech knowledge
  175. Strangling the IT dept
  176. Some old techy stories
  177. On the bad end of crappy service!
  178. Sev2
  179. Please respond by....
  180. Not an urban legend
  181. I told you it's NOT supported!
  182. What's worse than a user who knows absolutely nothing about computers?
  183. Who is more important part II
  184. A Few Short Ones
  185. PLUG IN THE %&$* HUB!
  186. Letter to the student who called yesterday
  187. It's a performance issue!
  188. you wanna do what with a what?
  189. Funny quotes from a computer shop.
  190. "WHY DOESN'T MY SCIRPT WORK!? I'll SU You!"
  191. 3 Things I've learned / found out over the last two weeks....
  192. Back to school Shenanigans
  193. You don't like me because I'm giving you the solution? Ok then!
  194. I do not know what your doing but its wrong
  195. They make a pill for that you know ...
  196. The Chronicles of Draggar
  197. The Tale of the New Computer (LONG)
  198. awesome computer smackdown :)
  199. Demon-haunted computer (also, self-sighting)
  200. How not to run a PC repair shop...
  201. No I won't fix your problem
  202. the ex fellow employee
  203. Thanks a lot Trend Micro...
  204. ITSC is Unsupporting (rant about IT)
  205. When employees don't listen....
  206. Zango is at it again
  207. More "repair shop" fun...
  208. Welcome to my &h!t list.
  209. I don't want your internet. Turn my internet back on! (long)
  210. Yikes, good thing I didn't bend any rules on this one....
  211. The mysterious and magical HP ENGINGEER!!
  212. Like That's Gonna Solve Your Problem
  213. Silky Smooth
  214. When I'm done youll be fired!
  215. Jenni Rants: Bounce back messages
  216. Realms of the most basic steps not taken
  217. Jenni's got bragging rights
  218. No, I am not going to do that.
  219. Jenni's adventures with the voicemail server (Long, technical, bit o' language)
  220. He has too many emails!
  221. More Bounce Back Fun
  222. At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock...12 o'clock...12 o'clock...
  223. IT Peeves
  224. You just had to f**k with it....
  225. One for the record books (long, language, *itchy!)
  226. Proof That Dumb People Should Not Own Computers
  227. I'm not sure that will work
  228. Don't Tell Me What the Problem Can or Can't Be. All Right?
  229. Wait, they tried to install a printer in WHAT??
  230. The Blushing Technician
  231. But it won't print ... and it's frozen
  232. Um... like trying to run a car without gas.
  233. Ghost Catcher
  234. You have to accept
  235. My Emails are slow!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!
  236. Great example of how to totally screw yourself!
  237. In which my head explodes
  238. Tech support irkage...
  239. The wonders of moves
  240. "I Tried Everything!"
  241. Well, the computer needs to be turned on
  242. Different kinds of users - for the IT professional
  243. This is actually quite funny.
  244. The Chronicles of PigPen
  245. Well, they did answer the question...
  246. You didn't listen to instructions, did you?
  247. I'm sure everyone has had this one...
  248. Impatient SC
  249. The one time we were right...
  250. Quickie - Stuck packets