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- Lack of company training.
- The refill solution in envelope moisteners? Um yeah.
- The toll free # that killed the techie
- No, it is the same thing!
- Feeding the Floppy Drive
- SC expecting way too much from their equipment.
- I hate sales drones
- Out of Scope
- Crushing a new generation's ideals on the phone
- Takin a dump
- Dear fellow tech: You suck. Royally. (very long rant)
- My day (so far) in review
- Talk about taking things out of context!
- PEBCAK calls
- You sir, are a moron.
- objects n disk drives
- Guitar Hero is a dangerous thing...
- Can't you just ping my modem?
- BB and Sales Drone Rant
- "But it was just a bit of DUST!"
- Oh, For the Love of...
- But I *CAN'T* Lose Those!
- The CS dept head is going to kill me
- 6 Things I don't get....
- My password expired?
- More tales of customers that should know better
- Stories from the Bench: Wipe Out
- Random call of the week
- Further adventures of the nonagenarian computer user.
- Stories From the Bench: He said what???
- Busted!
- To Return or Not To Return: A Puzzle of Consumer Behavior
- Fun with screensavers
- Stories from the Bench: Power Slam
- d'ya think?
- Warranties...
- So tempting...
- Passwords..
- what gets me
- I'm a Electrical Engineer... I know what I am doing.
- Brain go boom
- I fought Darwin, and won.
- Wireless Connectivity
- Tech Support rules that should be punishable by death and/or torture
- Poor Lonely RAM
- Trouble Tickets...
- we don't support adsl modems anymore
- That would be a good reason why your phones don't work!
- Die Compaq, Die!
- Never ask for tech support on a cell phone while ON your cell phone.
- Electric shock button for my phone
- IT SAYS GOOGLE!!!
- Kids these days
- Buh?
- Dip Sh*t Accountant (Long)
- Tech Support Hell
- Email Address != Email Password
- I've NEVER Seen THAT Before
- Taking a hint.
- A funny comment.
- Small problem...
- Could you *be* more vague?
- You know it's bad when....
- My Favorite User v.1.0
- Apparently we're responsible for everything
- Too much Pr0n
- You fixed the issue, but I don't want to pay.
- Off to see the wizard
- I am teh lazy!
- New Job - Same crazy people
- ...and you wouldn't do that before why?
- That's not the part I was confused about...
- My best worst call ever...
- Because nobody reads... lazy, lazy parents.
- Immaculate Crack
- Thank you for being descriptive...
- Techies Will Get A Kick Outta This (Image Heavy For Dial Up Users)
- Grrr... Do they want me to make something up?
- Work order sniper, end in sight!
- Um... wrong college...
- I think she was sorry...
- SELECT * from CUSTOMERS where CLUE>0
- This is RIDICULOUS! (long)
- Outsourced TracFone idiots
- Old Guy Just Now
- Cable question
- Witness Jenni spit fire!
- stupid old dips**t
- What does between mean to you?
- You'd think they know what type of cable they'e supposed to use, right?
- What does wireless mean to you?
- Do you unnastan the words comin' outta my mouf?
- Mr. Untechnology
- Fixing radio problems, and making it look hard. (longish)
- Glad not to be a tech in Kentucky
- Stubborn users..
- Black isn't color?
- MegaBITS and MegaBYTES are not the same
- Yeah, I think we found your root cause
- You can't have your cake and eat it too.
- Don't re-open your f-ing tickets unless you're still having the same f-ing issue!!!
- User-Friendly
- Why doesn't my password work?!
- The Magic Backup (long backstory)
- Printers, and ghosting, oh my!
- Know your place
- The ticket notes say it all (mostly)
- Windows
- Inventory Tracking = I'm the Devil?
- Day 1, and I've heard one first hand
- Tools should not be involved with unhooking a computer
- Your network is broken!
- Close, but no cigar
- Office License woes
- It's Not My Fault that We're Busy!
- This made me laugh...
- Back to CS101
- Password changes
- More soundbytes of stupid
- I died a little more today
- I can not break the rules for you
- this is why the :headdesk: was invented... (lil' long)
- This guy should NOT be a tech….
- Dumb but Smart
- Super Glued Register Button
- Funny support calls
- No. You don't.
- Automated "live help" bot?
- Magic Phone of Infinite Holding
- Not Compatible
- one of those things that make you cry
- That's my serial number?!
- You fail at being a tech(long)
- I Had to Send This Email to a Reseller
- My bad & the impossible wireless network
- You don't get all your money back if you don't return everything
- So what's my password?
- Finally happened
- NO, we can't support another store's service contract.
- Audio issues :)
- An Unseen Disparity
- An Open Letter to Shopper's Drug Mart:
- Wherein those who love me don't listen to me...Warning! Lengthy!
- Size DOES matter, dammit!
- Some calls for the week...
- End Users: Some Assembly Required
- Retard the Rookie aka Me (minor language)
- I thought some of you might find this amusing
- Time to take a break...
- low tech customer high tech phone support - long
- Question...
- These people teach computer classes?!
- Wow, probably should have looked closer.
- I need you to ix my computer NOW but you can't look at it.. (longish)
- I can't find the link!!!
- Lack of Planning
- We don't like the way it looks. At all.
- Who is more important..
- ID ten T error.
- Cable technician shenanigans - They never stop!
- Of course you did nothing
- Oh Noes! I have to delete Cookies?!?
- Via email, I am beseiged
- What part of "you do not have to do anything different" do you not understand?
- Apparently 'tis a stubborn one. (the machine, not its user)
- NPI
- Lost it with a tech SC today *LONG! Some language*
- I'm unsuportable!
- That costs WHAT?!
- What happens when you assume
- You know it is a bad voicemail when..
- Office Depot Antics
- I love having my tech knowledge
- Strangling the IT dept
- Some old techy stories
- On the bad end of crappy service!
- Sev2
- Please respond by....
- Not an urban legend
- I told you it's NOT supported!
- What's worse than a user who knows absolutely nothing about computers?
- Who is more important part II
- A Few Short Ones
- PLUG IN THE %&$* HUB!
- Letter to the student who called yesterday
- It's a performance issue!
- you wanna do what with a what?
- Funny quotes from a computer shop.
- "WHY DOESN'T MY SCIRPT WORK!? I'll SU You!"
- 3 Things I've learned / found out over the last two weeks....
- Back to school Shenanigans
- You don't like me because I'm giving you the solution? Ok then!
- I do not know what your doing but its wrong
- They make a pill for that you know ...
- The Chronicles of Draggar
- The Tale of the New Computer (LONG)
- awesome computer smackdown :)
- Demon-haunted computer (also, self-sighting)
- How not to run a PC repair shop...
- No I won't fix your problem
- the ex fellow employee
- Thanks a lot Trend Micro...
- ITSC is Unsupporting (rant about IT)
- When employees don't listen....
- Zango is at it again
- More "repair shop" fun...
- Welcome to my &h!t list.
- I don't want your internet. Turn my internet back on! (long)
- Yikes, good thing I didn't bend any rules on this one....
- The mysterious and magical HP ENGINGEER!!
- Like That's Gonna Solve Your Problem
- Silky Smooth
- When I'm done youll be fired!
- Jenni Rants: Bounce back messages
- Realms of the most basic steps not taken
- Jenni's got bragging rights
- No, I am not going to do that.
- Jenni's adventures with the voicemail server (Long, technical, bit o' language)
- He has too many emails!
- More Bounce Back Fun
- At the tone, the time will be 12 o'clock...12 o'clock...12 o'clock...
- IT Peeves
- You just had to f**k with it....
- One for the record books (long, language, *itchy!)
- Proof That Dumb People Should Not Own Computers
- I'm not sure that will work
- Don't Tell Me What the Problem Can or Can't Be. All Right?
- Wait, they tried to install a printer in WHAT??
- The Blushing Technician
- But it won't print ... and it's frozen
- Um... like trying to run a car without gas.
- Ghost Catcher
- You have to accept
- My Emails are slow!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!
- Great example of how to totally screw yourself!
- In which my head explodes
- Tech support irkage...
- The wonders of moves
- "I Tried Everything!"
- Well, the computer needs to be turned on
- Different kinds of users - for the IT professional
- This is actually quite funny.
- The Chronicles of PigPen
- Well, they did answer the question...
- You didn't listen to instructions, did you?
- I'm sure everyone has had this one...
- Impatient SC
- The one time we were right...
- Quickie - Stuck packets
- Only she could miss that
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