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  1. Unstable server is unst... oh crap.
  2. ARGH.
  3. When you don't know what to do, Do SOMETHING.
  4. When the Boss asks you to look at his gaming rig, just say no
  5. What got published where!!?
  6. We had to know everything... somehow
  7. Sorry, but maybe I can refer you to the domestic dispute line?
  8. fun with laptops
  9. Are you kidding me? (Warning: May cause aneurysm)
  10. Paging techs and their responses (ranty, long)
  11. I can't find decent PC repair *epic*
  12. Really?
  13. ALL systems are down
  14. Stupid vendor support...
  15. Now for some SC stuff from the last 2 weeks (kinda long).
  16. You have an interesting definition of "saving time."
  17. Short & Simple
  18. Must Control Fist of Death!
  19. This one is for my DH
  20. I'm using a virus and I'm happy with it.
  21. Does anyone else hate Windows 7...
  22. Tech/customer support rules
  23. When I say it's broken, I'm not kidding...
  24. Who's Your ISP? *Facepalm*
  25. If you're going to write a complaint letter....
  26. Yes - infecting your computer with a virus is "user error"
  27. The printer is broken
  28. Celphones
  29. I'm a computer science major....
  30. Did you follow the directions?
  31. What I've learned about professors from one year as IT support at my university:
  32. Sometimes you DON'T actually need virus protection
  33. Your stupidity has stunned me into silence.
  34. If I say, don't do anything..,
  35. Yes, we know.
  36. Removing the liquid indicators
  37. A *headdesk* kind of day
  38. This guy is TECH support?
  39. You were warned so don't get mad at me.
  40. Focus on the "problem"
  41. HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?
  42. Calling Others Stupid Doesn't Mean You Aren't.
  43. Wherein TA kills a student laptop
  44. It must be spring time
  45. I am more important!
  46. Do you like to close your calls properly?
  47. That's a really long night.
  48. Mother-in-law and mobile phone (Long)
  49. Huge screw ups other people made....
  50. Be patient
  51. Wherein TA totally confuses the email server
  52. Gee! Ya Think?
  53. Yeah, I wonder what killed it?
  54. Two favorite stories
  55. Would you like to reconsider your answer?
  56. I hate Blackberry
  57. College email minor bad dream
  58. We're not here to keep track of your passwords....
  59. I get this way too often...
  60. If You Get an Error Message...
  61. Too good to speak to me? >.>
  62. Dont. Lie. To. Me.
  63. "You worked around it, you didn't actually fix it."
  64. No, I'm telling you, it's your fault!
  65. Are you sure the printer is not OK?
  66. No, I Don't Trust You
  67. Your son's a computer guru yet doesn't even know how to read system requirements...
  68. Don't argue with me...
  69. Coworker from Nunavut?
  70. IT is NOT paying for that
  71. Illegal? I don't know *what* you're talking about!
  72. Would that make a difference? (long)
  73. I stuck something where it shouldn't go - it's all your fault!
  74. "I don't know what I did but I'm not letting you help me."
  75. F**k you, virus!
  76. It doesn't matter how it got there, stop playing semantics.
  77. Extreme "shut up and reboot"
  78. What do you expect on a $550 laptop?
  79. Smaller Screen
  80. Where I'm incapable of installing a printer..
  81. I'd Rather You Admit You Don't Know
  82. When IT screw up
  83. Experiment in virtualization.
  84. Someone touchd it, crap.
  85. Mr. Big Credentials, one ear and out the other....
  86. Our pos POS
  87. Dumb person of the year
  88. Epically Long Weekend Exploits
  89. I don't have a magic wand...
  90. If the listing says it won't work on your configuration why did you buy it?
  91. Three SCs and stupids....
  92. Epic Failures of Communication
  93. I.... don't think that is covered.
  94. No, your're not getting on that list
  95. We Are Not Responsible for Your Impending Doom
  96. Coulda, woulda, shoulda... bought the service plan.
  97. He Spoke the Truth
  98. Password Follies
  99. MTV Unplugged
  100. I Am Going To Strangle You
  101. Epic Load Average
  102. If I argue long enough... [long]
  103. TV suck - on our end.
  104. EPIC FAIL End User
  105. New laptops
  106. We are not here to teach basic office skills.
  107. I must make the web admin love me!
  108. Vague & Vain
  109. No, you really aren't that important. STFU and deal...
  110. Lightning
  111. I'm not looking forward to tonight...
  112. SAVE ME!!
  113. Mr. Wonka, is that You?
  114. Failure is always an option.
  115. I didn't log a ticket, FIX IT!
  116. Outages
  117. It's your fault I lost my files!
  118. New record
  119. Let's do more work because work is good!
  120. Nicotine cake (gross)
  121. Now this is different
  122. Some shorties....
  123. Security? I'm sorry, I have no clue what you're talking about (Long)
  124. Tech Support Customer Oneliners
  125. Watch me
  126. Damn, dude! Tell us how you really feel! (long)
  127. Toner of mass destruction
  128. Job security
  129. Misdirection
  130. You picked the wrong engineer to argue with
  131. Data rendering
  132. I wish this wasn't real...
  133. So why can't do do my project work tomorrow?
  134. D'oh. (Quickie)
  135. WD-40
  136. Wherein TA is screwed either way...
  137. Email Marketing
  138. Ethernet cable...
  139. Business Email? What's that?
  140. Wrong department. You need *life* support.
  141. Impatient Angry People That Need Less Java (long)
  142. Desktop support
  143. The end all be all massive waste of time
  144. The old "I bought it from you" crap.
  145. The Clairvoyant Server admin
  146. And in a minute you're going to tell me you have a POP3'ing machine...
  147. Needless to say......
  148. Perpetual Stupidity
  149. Welcome Back!
  150. Let's stall to get more attention!
  151. My Server Rack Sense Was Tingling.
  152. The Porn Debacle... again...
  153. You can't take my printer!!!!!!!!
  154. I helped with a printer problem...
  155. Your post is not the only one on Craigslist.
  156. Can you fix my computer, it won't connect to the network
  157. Leave me alone, I wanna go home
  158. Funny Spam Subject Lines
  159. "Reply to all" Hell
  160. Who Dares Approach the All-Knowing, All-Powerful IT!?
  161. Not taking things personally.. MAJORLY EPIC length
  162. "Computer engineer" plus some more....
  163. What's worse...
  164. Why I Will be on the Evening News Someday
  165. I want to print these business cards but I don't know anything about templates!
  166. I don't work here, I just answer the phones
  167. Quasi game for the tech heads
  168. Congrats! We get to end the call again!
  169. Sheetrock conduit??!!
  170. Like talking to a brick wall.... (long)
  171. If you can't behave, I will take it away from everyone
  172. We have to cover people's stupidity....
  173. Keyboard Fun
  174. Repairing the Artifact
  175. "Recycling" for fun and profit
  176. The farmer in the dell
  177. *.docx Denial
  178. TV & software jerks.
  179. Browser?
  180. What they said doesn't surprise me....
  181. iTunes Password
  182. I'm starting a new rule at work.
  183. skypein is acting weird
  184. Illiterate Customer
  185. Damn surveys again....
  186. From: One of my "Special" Users
  187. One recommendation, 2 different responses....
  188. So I guess a technical limitation is our fault now....
  189. Another Clueless Luser
  190. Reaped What They Sowed
  191. Wii + expensive broken TV = jerk.
  192. How not to start a conversation
  193. Human Memory FAIL
  194. So many words, so little time
  195. The Only Thing Worse Than a Virus Writer is...
  196. $200 to fix a printer?
  197. Did a SCW maybe actually learn?
  198. Mac security scam
  199. Self-described Village Idiot
  200. Unrelated Problems
  201. Refreshing thing
  202. I want to get rid of those ads.
  203. Password security is IMPORTANT!
  204. How to email your IT person..
  205. From facepalm to headdesk...
  206. No power, no computer
  207. The Chronicles of Tier I
  208. From the old days of dial-up...
  209. So your a computer person?
  210. "It didn't work!"
  211. That was not a helpful answer
  212. Not Just Clueless, Also Stupid
  213. Password Requirements are Non-Negotiable
  214. Like some sort of dummie!
  215. Helpless Desk Call
  216. Am I being a snob?
  217. Why We've Had So Many Workplace Violence Trainings
  218. Stop it! It's not a virus!
  219. Call Hopping
  220. This weeks gems.....
  221. They're gone!!!
  222. If you'd shut up for five seconds...
  223. For installation help...
  224. Know the difference between Personal IT and work IT?
  225. Damn, who pee'd in your cereal? (Long - sorry)
  226. Yes...yes, I do charge for my work
  227. I need more space to backup files
  228. You stole our property!
  229. Help me to help you (By stopping being clueless)
  230. Monitor != Computer
  231. Hat Trick!
  232. Verify who you are = poor service!!
  233. Copy-paste? What's that?
  234. Speed EW's.
  235. Intelligence Deleted
  236. Yes That's Normal
  237. A Conspiracy of One
  238. Routed straight to HECK!
  239. We Don't Support That
  240. Hey, you're a computer guy, right?
  241. Wherein non-bank tech support controls bank accounts.
  242. And this guy is an IT manager?? (long)
  243. Accusing me of incompetence...
  244. Paper faeries?
  245. For Your Own Protection
  246. Well, I'm an Idiot.
  247. Two notable SC's from last week....
  248. Pointlessly Continuing the Call
  249. Schooling the IT teacher
  250. Simple solutions for simple (people's) problems