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  1. Why are you in any sort of position to buy things for your company?
  2. You don't want to bother them?
  3. Talk about infected
  4. Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
  5. Botched upgrade, botched survey....
  6. Stupidest Problem Description and Test
  7. Hard drive for sale
  8. The higher up they are, the stupider they get
  9. Call me Ranty McRanterson
  10. And we trust these people with human lives?
  11. Password reset suckage scenario #1
  12. ZIP it!
  13. These students are starting to get to me
  14. You Can Stick It Where The Sun Doesn't Shine!
  15. On call tech paging suck
  16. Unstable server is unst... oh crap.
  17. ARGH.
  18. When you don't know what to do, Do SOMETHING.
  19. When the Boss asks you to look at his gaming rig, just say no
  20. What got published where!!?
  21. We had to know everything... somehow
  22. Sorry, but maybe I can refer you to the domestic dispute line?
  23. fun with laptops
  24. Are you kidding me? (Warning: May cause aneurysm)
  25. Paging techs and their responses (ranty, long)
  26. I can't find decent PC repair *epic*
  27. Really?
  28. ALL systems are down
  29. Stupid vendor support...
  30. Now for some SC stuff from the last 2 weeks (kinda long).
  31. You have an interesting definition of "saving time."
  32. Short & Simple
  33. Must Control Fist of Death!
  34. This one is for my DH
  35. I'm using a virus and I'm happy with it.
  36. Does anyone else hate Windows 7...
  37. Tech/customer support rules
  38. When I say it's broken, I'm not kidding...
  39. Who's Your ISP? *Facepalm*
  40. If you're going to write a complaint letter....
  41. Yes - infecting your computer with a virus is "user error"
  42. The printer is broken
  43. Celphones
  44. I'm a computer science major....
  45. Did you follow the directions?
  46. What I've learned about professors from one year as IT support at my university:
  47. Sometimes you DON'T actually need virus protection
  48. Your stupidity has stunned me into silence.
  49. If I say, don't do anything..,
  50. Yes, we know.
  51. Removing the liquid indicators
  52. A *headdesk* kind of day
  53. This guy is TECH support?
  54. You were warned so don't get mad at me.
  55. Focus on the "problem"
  56. HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?
  57. Calling Others Stupid Doesn't Mean You Aren't.
  58. Wherein TA kills a student laptop
  59. It must be spring time
  60. I am more important!
  61. Do you like to close your calls properly?
  62. That's a really long night.
  63. Mother-in-law and mobile phone (Long)
  64. Huge screw ups other people made....
  65. Be patient
  66. Wherein TA totally confuses the email server
  67. Gee! Ya Think?
  68. Yeah, I wonder what killed it?
  69. Two favorite stories
  70. Would you like to reconsider your answer?
  71. I hate Blackberry
  72. College email minor bad dream
  73. We're not here to keep track of your passwords....
  74. I get this way too often...
  75. If You Get an Error Message...
  76. Too good to speak to me? >.>
  77. Dont. Lie. To. Me.
  78. "You worked around it, you didn't actually fix it."
  79. No, I'm telling you, it's your fault!
  80. Are you sure the printer is not OK?
  81. No, I Don't Trust You
  82. Your son's a computer guru yet doesn't even know how to read system requirements...
  83. Don't argue with me...
  84. Coworker from Nunavut?
  85. IT is NOT paying for that
  86. Illegal? I don't know *what* you're talking about!
  87. Would that make a difference? (long)
  88. I stuck something where it shouldn't go - it's all your fault!
  89. "I don't know what I did but I'm not letting you help me."
  90. F**k you, virus!
  91. It doesn't matter how it got there, stop playing semantics.
  92. Extreme "shut up and reboot"
  93. What do you expect on a $550 laptop?
  94. Smaller Screen
  95. Where I'm incapable of installing a printer..
  96. I'd Rather You Admit You Don't Know
  97. When IT screw up
  98. Experiment in virtualization.
  99. Someone touchd it, crap.
  100. Mr. Big Credentials, one ear and out the other....
  101. Our pos POS
  102. Dumb person of the year
  103. Epically Long Weekend Exploits
  104. I don't have a magic wand...
  105. The password changed...
  106. If the listing says it won't work on your configuration why did you buy it?
  107. Three SCs and stupids....
  108. Epic Failures of Communication
  109. I.... don't think that is covered.
  110. No, your're not getting on that list
  111. We Are Not Responsible for Your Impending Doom
  112. Coulda, woulda, shoulda... bought the service plan.
  113. He Spoke the Truth
  114. Password Follies
  115. MTV Unplugged
  116. I Am Going To Strangle You
  117. Epic Load Average
  118. If I argue long enough... [long]
  119. TV suck - on our end.
  120. EPIC FAIL End User
  121. New laptops
  122. We are not here to teach basic office skills.
  123. I must make the web admin love me!
  124. Vague & Vain
  125. No, you really aren't that important. STFU and deal...
  126. Lightning
  127. I'm not looking forward to tonight...
  128. SAVE ME!!
  129. Mr. Wonka, is that You?
  130. Failure is always an option.
  131. I didn't log a ticket, FIX IT!
  132. Outages
  133. It's your fault I lost my files!
  134. New record
  135. The old ones are the best - when they have a twist
  136. Let's do more work because work is good!
  137. Nicotine cake (gross)
  138. Now this is different
  139. Some shorties....
  140. Security? I'm sorry, I have no clue what you're talking about (Long)
  141. Tech Support Customer Oneliners
  142. Watch me
  143. Damn, dude! Tell us how you really feel! (long)
  144. Toner of mass destruction
  145. Job security
  146. Misdirection
  147. You picked the wrong engineer to argue with
  148. Data rendering
  149. I wish this wasn't real...
  150. So why can't do do my project work tomorrow?
  151. D'oh. (Quickie)
  152. WD-40
  153. Wherein TA is screwed either way...
  154. Email Marketing
  155. Ethernet cable...
  156. Business Email? What's that?
  157. Wrong department. You need *life* support.
  158. Impatient Angry People That Need Less Java (long)
  159. Desktop support
  160. The end all be all massive waste of time
  161. The old "I bought it from you" crap.
  162. The Clairvoyant Server admin
  163. And in a minute you're going to tell me you have a POP3'ing machine...
  164. Needless to say......
  165. Perpetual Stupidity
  166. Welcome Back!
  167. Let's stall to get more attention!
  168. My Server Rack Sense Was Tingling.
  169. The Porn Debacle... again...
  170. You can't take my printer!!!!!!!!
  171. I helped with a printer problem...
  172. Your post is not the only one on Craigslist.
  173. Can you fix my computer, it won't connect to the network
  174. Leave me alone, I wanna go home
  175. Funny Spam Subject Lines
  176. "Reply to all" Hell
  177. Who Dares Approach the All-Knowing, All-Powerful IT!?
  178. Not taking things personally.. MAJORLY EPIC length
  179. "Computer engineer" plus some more....
  180. What's worse...
  181. Why I Will be on the Evening News Someday
  182. I want to print these business cards but I don't know anything about templates!
  183. I don't work here, I just answer the phones
  184. Quasi game for the tech heads
  185. Congrats! We get to end the call again!
  186. Sheetrock conduit??!!
  187. Like talking to a brick wall.... (long)
  188. If you can't behave, I will take it away from everyone
  189. We have to cover people's stupidity....
  190. Keyboard Fun
  191. Repairing the Artifact
  192. "Recycling" for fun and profit
  193. The farmer in the dell
  194. *.docx Denial
  195. TV & software jerks.
  196. Browser?
  197. What they said doesn't surprise me....
  198. iTunes Password
  199. I'm starting a new rule at work.
  200. skypein is acting weird
  201. Illiterate Customer
  202. Damn surveys again....
  203. From: One of my "Special" Users
  204. One recommendation, 2 different responses....
  205. So I guess a technical limitation is our fault now....
  206. Another Clueless Luser
  207. Reaped What They Sowed
  208. Wii + expensive broken TV = jerk.
  209. How not to start a conversation
  210. Human Memory FAIL
  211. So many words, so little time
  212. The Only Thing Worse Than a Virus Writer is...
  213. $200 to fix a printer?
  214. Did a SCW maybe actually learn?
  215. Mac security scam
  216. Self-described Village Idiot
  217. Unrelated Problems
  218. Refreshing thing
  219. I want to get rid of those ads.
  220. Password security is IMPORTANT!
  221. How to email your IT person..
  222. From facepalm to headdesk...
  223. No power, no computer
  224. The Chronicles of Tier I
  225. From the old days of dial-up...
  226. So your a computer person?
  227. "It didn't work!"
  228. That was not a helpful answer
  229. Not Just Clueless, Also Stupid
  230. Password Requirements are Non-Negotiable
  231. Like some sort of dummie!
  232. Helpless Desk Call
  233. Am I being a snob?
  234. Why We've Had So Many Workplace Violence Trainings
  235. Stop it! It's not a virus!
  236. Call Hopping
  237. This weeks gems.....
  238. They're gone!!!
  239. If you'd shut up for five seconds...
  240. For installation help...
  241. Know the difference between Personal IT and work IT?
  242. Damn, who pee'd in your cereal? (Long - sorry)
  243. Yes...yes, I do charge for my work
  244. I need more space to backup files
  245. You stole our property!
  246. Help me to help you (By stopping being clueless)
  247. Monitor != Computer
  248. Hat Trick!
  249. Verify who you are = poor service!!
  250. Copy-paste? What's that?