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  1. Chicken..?
  2. Helpful Dumbass
  3. for use = take
  4. Okay.. Just HOW closely related were your parents???
  5. Is it real? (pic)
  6. Who now?
  7. When people don't e·nun·ci·ate
  8. Visitor Parking was reserved & handicapped parker did not tell me he was handicapped
  9. he said it's cool, keep going
  10. Where do we live?
  11. Hey! Call the cops on my son!
  12. Didn't really need to know that but thanks for the info anyways...
  13. ok...you're stupid?
  14. No, not the poor, headless dolls!
  15. acetometophen or Tylenol
  16. oi vey
  17. Order Canceled: Crisis of Faith
  18. The Pistachio Lobbyist (bizarre)
  19. Man I hope this was a brain burp and not plain stupidity.
  20. I, is for internet
  21. not even managers are immune
  22. Brain burp and awesomeness.
  23. Right where you were.
  24. There's a reason I'm not home...
  25. Wherin clarification is needed
  26. My gods, you're tall!
  27. "Buying These Three is Cheaper Than Those Two."
  28. Just......Ow.....
  29. Amusing brain burp
  30. "Is this thing working?
  31. I'm not sure they should write our ads...
  32. They're Toying with My Sanity
  33. *blink blink*........OWWWWWW MY HEAD
  34. enunciate or spell your name when making a reservation
  35. Wrong Country...
  36. If his head wasn't screwed on tight...
  37. I Don't Think You Get It, Sir
  38. I Had One
  39. I put this where?
  40. Information that might be important
  41. Appropriate Attire
  42. Pork?
  43. Gambling 'Problem'
  44. crazy 911 guy is back
  45. you are sooo perfect for the job
  46. ... or you can pay for it...
  47. Flight Attendant catches herself before asking a silly question.
  48. If the Manufacturer Doesn't Make Product in Blue...
  49. crazy guy, part 2
  50. The invisible sign
  51. I don't think that's the name of the month
  52. It doesnt get much dumber than this folks.
  53. Customers with hearing problems calling the company
  54. Sometimes it's fun
  55. Um, do what now?
  56. Someone else must have wrote that...
  57. What's an Editor?
  58. That's a new one for me
  59. I'm Pretty Sure We Don't Have That on Our Menu
  60. what a day *^^*
  61. How does this book shop work anyway?
  62. The Joys of Christmas Parties
  63. Darwin, you LIAR!
  64. Manager Burpage
  65. A bad few weeks *self sightings*
  66. um...wow
  67. You Think?
  68. The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Car
  69. no...
  70. Home schooling? Sure you talked to your wife? Also, xxx cartoons
  71. That's close to Europe right?
  72. Major cable company losing major channels but yet calling ours
  73. Vampire books
  74. spelling
  75. The amazing shrinking quarter
  76. "Didn't I see you at that one porn site?"
  77. Who wants the hot dog?
  78. Magical Calendar
  79. $47=$487?
  80. He did what I told him to... AND IT WORKED!
  81. Good Things Come in Plain Brown Paper
  82. Pet Peeve Questions.
  83. They don't usually put the coupons in the box...
  84. O RLY?
  85. making a fool of myself
  86. Math Genius
  87. And he runs this city
  88. OW, my brain!
  89. complimentary cookies
  90. she flees from questions.
  91. Colour-blind brain burp (longish)
  92. If someone has to think for you, maybe you arn't ready for the test
  93. But...But...It's 2009!
  94. ????????
  95. What I should have said...
  96. Not really sucky to me, but still annoying
  97. A block in the brain
  98. I guess I had a major blond moment
  99. "Someone has the paper I want to read"
  100. Somebody had a "D'Oh" moment
  101. my dumb question of the day
  102. You're kidding...right????
  103. It was me...
  104. Wrong number call
  105. the airport isn't named after that president
  106. Marble Mashed Potatoes
  107. At least this guy was a good sport about it
  108. You KNOW im tired....
  109. I don't think it's me with the problem
  110. From a patient the other day.
  111. Okay, but don't forget it!
  112. I don't assume they know what they are talking about
  113. What would you do?
  114. shock & awe
  115. You can't find the battery?
  116. you gotta love this
  117. Not once but twice!
  118. A Funny One from Today
  119. So if a gay man...
  120. Stupid questions...
  121. Not really the answer I was looking for...
  122. Customer put a nickle in the slot where the token goes
  123. Oh yes, those two names sound alike!
  124. I now hold a special place for my WoW guild
  125. Let's try door number two
  126. You're Not a Drugstore?!?!
  127. no more rooms, this means nothing!
  128. I should have known to ask this first..
  129. Comb Guy: The Reprise
  130. setting off the alarm at work (self-sighting)
  131. How would you like that sliced?
  132. Day of the Loons
  133. Hilarious side effect of power outage
  134. a new twist on an old favorite
  135. yes, it's new (short)
  136. My Brain Burp, Accidental Hostage Taking.
  137. 2 beds = have to use them both?
  138. One question, two different burps.
  139. Huh??
  140. catalog stupidness (sic)
  141. Sucky Telemarketer?
  142. Where In The World?
  143. Some eat alone
  144. *urp* excuse me <my own story>
  145. Did I just THANK a shoplifter...?
  146. Holey Celphone Batman!
  147. February what?????
  148. Very mild brain burp today.
  149. Awesome! I get to leave work early!
  150. what the sign says...is the truth duh
  151. Uhhh...that was sarcasm
  152. What are they teaching these kids in school these days??
  153. transit brain burps
  154. Wrong side
  155. Pay attention -Two customers
  156. M-O-O-N, that spells good...
  157. Lack of confidence in husband
  158. Toying with their minds
  159. This guy definately not all there...
  160. The Specificity Problem
  161. Two in one night
  162. We're not racist, sorry
  163. To all Customers
  164. Thats a Lot of singles.
  165. While you what?
  166. I am not an ogre
  167. Dirty Dirty Minds!
  168. Employee working @ a different university "Can I park in the Staff garage for free?"
  169. Spring break is this week & a night school student wanted to park in the staff garage
  170. The princess is in another building
  171. Do the pot plants mean nothing to you?
  172. Poor Guy Was Just Confused
  173. Chemicals!
  174. common stupid questions
  175. sunday morning is no time to be awake
  176. A painful lack of depth.
  177. Contact?
  178. Somewhere in Denver, a Geography minor dies inside
  179. Maybe this guy was tired....
  180. Wow, I need a new wallet
  181. I weep for our future-math problem
  182. Warning: do not insert iPod into unidentified orifices
  183. Grab ya?
  184. Noooo.... the other number??? /sacrasm
  185. Time clock stumps me
  186. failed on a debit payment
  187. Oops!
  188. We have our own flower!
  189. Hotel charges... never mind
  190. Please, Please Be a Brain Burp, Oh Please.
  191. Gripes about standing in a line especially at a fast food joints
  192. No they only go down
  193. Declined?
  194. Visitor Parking is reserved; customer: "how much?"
  195. Must have really wanted the cheese bread
  196. My Brain Skipped a Groove or Something
  197. Frozen Biscuits
  198. Starbucks medium anyone?
  199. Heres your sign.....
  200. Prank Call You?
  201. "I can live without 3 cents, but not 7 cents"
  202. Where's the Library?
  203. DOH!
  204. Customer forgot how to read
  205. This probably could have been phrased better...
  206. what day is it?
  207. Turn the card over!
  208. I can be so silly sometimes
  209. Lost in Translation
  210. And I thought *I* was bad at the mathy stuff...
  211. It's a hat
  212. What's PH Got To Do With It?
  213. What is the one thing you should never ask of a Book Store Employee?
  214. YES!
  215. How's that spelled again
  216. Does safety mean anything to some customers?
  217. Oy
  218. But It Bit Me!
  219. Behind the times.....or worse?
  220. Fax me 2 please.
  221. It works better if you plug it in.
  222. Did you take the tape off...
  223. You eat too much fast food...
  224. No Carb Water
  225. Someone at the DMV must have been having a bad day
  226. Becareful of What You Wish For aka Where'd the Road Go? (Long with Video)
  227. yes, everyone must evacuate... except me
  228. Internet security brain burp
  229. Scarily low reading comprehension
  230. Hiarious non sucky non brain burp.
  231. The smelly cheese
  232. Someone in QC wasn't paying attention
  233. Don't act so surprised
  234. Do You Work Here part 1,357,782...
  235. Would you like a Game System to go with your Game?
  236. Yes, I'm calling you for something I already have - Long
  237. Mom says some funny stuff...;D
  238. Does it say Infodesk on my nametag?
  239. Imaginary Fruit
  240. If I swap a shift it would be good to remember doing so
  241. Yeah, That's The Word
  242. Something less than a victory for blondes everywhere
  243. Someone took her baby but she wants a phone, not a cop
  244. A Small Oversight
  245. Starfruit and Card Machines
  246. "Wait isn't this Mexico?"
  247. Opening accounts but has no responsibility over it
  248. Girls' Softball Teams...
  249. Finally said it!!
  250. Brain fart at the library