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  1. PLEASE give me a chance to help you first!!!!!!!!
  2. Odd Hangup...
  3. The dizty girl and the car purchase.
  4. Thrift store blues
  5. Kids on a Cell, Expensive Dinners, and an Idiot. ( Mind Warping Version)
  6. Harrassment?! I'll give you harrassment!
  7. Next Halloween I'm Going as a Broken Record
  8. Tales from the parts counter: Junk yard edition
  9. You work for ME!
  10. Standard delivery does NOT mean rush!
  11. Sucky auction dude
  12. What She Told Me is Too Hard! (Long)
  13. Empty Threats
  14. Rebound Media SCs (longish but broken down)
  15. When Resellers Get Entitlement Complexes
  16. The SC Ice-capades.: Two bad things that go worse together
  17. Making me angry is NOT the way to my heart (a little long and ranty)
  18. End of a Friendship
  19. Hecklers are SC's!
  20. SC's in the Family
  21. How hard can it possibly be??!?!
  22. My manager fired a customer! (long)
  23. I should know what her kid wants....I work here
  24. Must log in as owner
  25. But I don't like that one...
  26. Another complaint and a bad manager
  27. THIS is why you returned it?!
  28. my mom
  29. hands off my cups and passive/aggressive accusations
  30. Unintentionally funny mispronunciations.
  31. I need a stick or a bat or something...
  32. Drunk & accusing tech of incompetence
  33. Email hysteria
  34. Morality - now 50% off!
  35. Personal space for Cashiers
  36. Guy said I called him a tagger
  37. I don't have time to listen to that!
  38. Here, play with that
  39. Hair in Food so it's Free !!
  40. holiday weekend *sigh*
  41. The "Mafia"
  42. Customers hear what they want to
  43. Taste testers
  44. Confusing quickie.
  45. Blind woman in Wheelchair put in front of our store.
  46. SC's On Holiday
  47. Don't I look Puerto Rican?
  48. I am...THE ONE! :dramatic music:
  49. A few losers from the graveyard files:
  50. It was an order
  51. Snarky Mark
  52. That was a dirty look?
  53. Listen to the safety demo!
  54. L I S T E N to me, lady.. long
  55. Hello? Life on the line here!
  56. Today's date
  57. Was i wrong?
  58. Sleeping?
  59. He's a surgeon!
  60. I'm talking but you are not listening.....
  61. Karma's a b***h isn't it?
  62. A different kind of SC
  63. Jumbo Crayons
  64. How much abuse is too much?
  65. Know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em...
  66. A tale of venting that brought me here...
  67. Quietly Angry Tax Woman...
  68. Mistaken Identity (Longish)
  69. SC Temper Tantrum from hell
  70. Call centre people... was I an SC?
  71. Customers who call from their work...Ugh!
  72. Let's Go In Circles!
  73. Fear, Fearless, and the crazy SC (longish)
  74. Wal-Mart shoppers getting mad for stupid stuff
  75. You need to chill out
  76. Things that make you go, "Huh?"
  77. I have found the bottom of the pit of clueless.
  78. California Fanboy
  79. I'm getting married in an hour so HURRY UP!
  80. Flawed Credit Card Logic
  81. The Principle
  82. What "free" will get you
  83. *Blink* * blink*
  84. Gas Station Woes.
  85. Wannable Library Thug
  86. I guess manners are a BAD thing in your world....
  87. Life in the Uk: A Guide to Citizenship...blah
  88. The Naming of the Dead: a mystery
  89. Free Beer!
  90. Guess what time it is!
  91. You are an a-hole
  92. Preparing for Unlikely Occurrences & More
  93. No, I will NOT give you my last name.
  94. Most Vile Woman EVER. (longish)
  95. Price Match Woe
  96. It's FREE cause I drank all of it BEFORE getting to the register
  97. Ever hear of assault?
  98. A bag for your bag
  99. Peeing in line (yes, you read that right)
  100. Pirates Of The Mississippian?
  101. Aparrently I look like an idiot
  102. EVERYONE in customer service needs to read this!
  103. My roomate the SC
  104. It's a TREE!
  105. "Who the Hell Are You People?"
  106. That's when you hang up the phone...
  107. SC put in their place (long)
  108. If the shoe fits ...
  109. Someone hasn't been taking their meds (Long)
  110. Excuse me, I have to throw up
  111. Please DO NOT bother the guests
  112. You MIGHT go home after 4 hours EVEN IF you're throwing up all over the place
  113. ....just when you think you've managed to get away
  114. I'm going to Wal-Mart now because I can't READ!! (sez my latest SC)
  115. The customers pay the associates, says management. Uh, no, they do not.
  116. I'm going to do a chargeback anyway!
  117. The CustomersSuck.com effect
  118. Presenting another shining example of classic stupidity
  119. Anoying things this weekend
  120. Thanks for making our job easy.
  121. The "Deaf" Scam
  122. Winston Churchill is rolling in his grave.
  123. What does assuming make you?
  124. An innocent 16 yr old,and his first job
  125. An SC Redeemed
  126. The drunks among us.
  127. Stunned by stupidity
  128. Weird gifts from customers
  129. attention home shoppers!!
  130. It's your holiday, not mine...
  131. one customer - many sucky cliches (kinda long)
  132. All this over parking!?!?!
  133. Best Parents Ever! [sarcasm off]
  134. accused of keeping rabbits in hamster cages
  135. Ol' Homeless Bob
  136. Get a disease and die
  137. Cigarettes Are Apparently Too Difficult for SCs to Handle
  138. Captive audience
  139. No you CAN'T get your kid drunk!
  140. when you think you've heard it all....
  141. Wrong month pal!
  142. An old story, but still steams me!!
  143. How *not * to order coffee
  144. Heely's hooha and the kid with a death wish
  145. Why this website works....
  146. Old Problem, New Twist
  147. Overheard at work...
  148. Stating the obvious.
  149. Never had my job threatened before
  150. Aww Junior's First Act Of Vandalism Isn't He Cute
  151. Drunk homeless Bill
  152. Where did Tim Go??
  153. "How dare you close early during this SEVERE storm!"
  154. Last nights bang-head moment
  155. Person using spouses credit card= Screaming Swearing and acting childish
  156. pity me pity me woe is me!!!
  157. You've just thrown up on yourself, you have to go
  158. Customers who don't understand the word "OR"
  159. Are you buying nail polish or a new car?!
  160. There are just no words right now
  161. Two days of Suckfest!Get your tickets now! (long and pointless)
  162. Snow Daze - Longish
  163. No, I will not wake the guest up
  164. Worse call I took in the call center
  165. I cannot alter realty to fit your religion....
  166. Personal Shoppers obey the laws of physics
  167. Hiding from Customer after hours
  168. You just can't please anybody these days!
  169. No, I will not sell you defective items.
  170. Your name is NOT Rodriguez!
  171. I should know better????
  172. Tonight, SC = Sick Customer
  173. A New Twist on Can't and Won't
  174. I'll Dispute the Charges!!
  175. Handicap SCs (Long sorry)
  176. Horrible, very bad day
  177. Seriously- over a POOL game???
  178. Parking spots
  179. Unbelievable!
  180. We're going to close you down!!
  181. The Moneygram is too Large to Cash
  182. NEK-logic, and the wife strikes back!
  183. You're not making me feel valued
  184. So Ends Another Week ( Yay~ )
  185. Maybe I should stop being polite
  186. Is there a stupid bug going around?
  187. It's all fun and games at the water park
  188. A days worth of Airport questions
  189. Customers
  190. It's city policy, not mine
  191. People are Dumb on Vacation
  192. Please go reproduce with yourself
  193. Pardon me, your entitlement is showing.
  194. That's not how kids used to act
  195. "I WANT YOUR MANAGERS LAST NAME!!"
  196. Please stop doing that, you're messing me up
  197. Let's break things and get away with it!
  198. I Can't Believe Who Just Called
  199. called a racist
  200. Coworker's tale of revenge
  201. You work in a hospital...
  202. Just a quickie
  203. What? Huh?
  204. Playing the "race card"
  205. If your friends jumped off the bridge would you jump too?
  206. 30 days is 30 days!! Not 31 & not 30 days and a week!!!!
  207. I can't translate idiot
  208. Mr. Maybe It's Been Six Weeks Today Guy
  209. It's all fun & games till someone loses an eye
  210. A Mind-Numbing Phone Call
  211. But I HAVE CHILDRENNNNNN!!
  212. I want my deposit back!
  213. Sigh, and it's only Monday
  214. No dogs allowed! Nu uh there's a new law
  215. Charlie Michael David or Cat Mouse Dog
  216. "I'm sorry I didn't design this building!"
  217. Flat of water issue.
  218. Well nether do I!!!!!
  219. The fact that you are a moron does not make me a crook
  220. The perceptively UNperceptive DUMB customer
  221. So which route to take?
  222. The bitter taste of victory
  223. Scammer: "It's not fair!"
  224. I want you to do it now
  225. Dirty rolls
  226. Tongs or gloves-
  227. Other "cards" to play
  228. I work for the press!
  229. What's in a milkshake
  230. I didn't say that!
  231. why can we not ban you?
  232. A quick conversation with the phone bitch
  233. I'm sorry but my time machine is down...
  234. The Phantom Employee
  235. Cool things we would like to see.
  236. Frustration with payments
  237. But you USED to work here
  238. Engineers really should know better.
  239. Quick rant...
  240. Your many gadgets can't save you!
  241. "Thats just STUPID"
  242. special SSN o_O
  243. Wait, her pants aren't that low???
  244. For the first time ever...
  245. But you're a girl
  246. You want a car that what?
  247. This exactly NOT what you want?
  248. I love getting people in trouble! (SC & Sucky Co-worker!)
  249. Smokes and a Carwash
  250. My first SC