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  1. Shoplifters are stupid!
  2. Salad thief
  3. Sir, How OLD Are You?
  4. I don't care if it could KILL you I want it NOW!!
  5. What an odd kid
  6. No, you may NOT mispronounce my name
  7. It'll take a bigger woman than you to make me cry!
  8. Oh, joy
  9. "You Don't Want My Money"
  10. My First SC Story (by Mattel!)
  11. If you want your check to be written over, you have to TELL me!
  12. I'm reporting your company to the Best Business Bureau!
  13. Newspapers do us no favors
  14. The first time a customer shocked me
  15. Shoulda called before 3
  16. He didn't need his meds that bad after all
  17. Are you, or aren't you? (long)
  18. Revising History
  19. The simple things...
  20. Na Na Na Na Boo Boo
  21. She scares the new hires!!! long, sorry
  22. Someone who talks to you in another language
  23. "But you can't possibly own it!"
  24. Odd Friday
  25. You, and your children, scare me.
  26. Morons d'jour
  27. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
  28. Poor lying strategy.
  29. Overweight and Greedy
  30. pause to take a breath between insults!
  31. Take out lady taking advantage!
  32. The Aureal Experience
  33. I must wear "eau'de Psycho"
  34. We wouldn't want to be rude, would we?
  35. An appeal to my civic spirit
  36. Mr. Angry and the Balls of Steel
  37. What is it with cell phone customers?
  38. I have pennies so I need this held until Wednesday (longish)
  39. It was surreal... and stinky.
  40. Those who don't understand the phrase "do you mind if..."
  41. but god
  42. "I want more change!"
  43. "Please, help yourself...."
  44. Extra Tasty Crispy Bitter
  45. Blarg?
  46. Wintertime Plant shopping.
  47. Your Dentist Will Have a Field Day with Your Kids.
  48. SC Busted: or is he?
  49. More losers from the graveyard file...
  50. I am not a mind reader (kind of long)!
  51. Thank you and goodbye...
  52. Price change woe
  53. People are stupid on a Sunday
  54. Cleanup Aisle 12
  55. Have a great day to the verbally abusive customer
  56. My Weekend
  57. Proof of how unreasonable SC's can really be
  58. I'ma call the law!
  59. You're so cheap
  60. Heelie cow
  61. That's mine
  62. Please god make them stop
  63. Silly questions
  64. I can't bend any further!
  65. A little bit of espionage ....
  66. We Respectfully Suggest That You Look Up "No" in Your Dictionary
  67. Inspectors and SC's
  68. Yeah, We've NEVER Heard That One...
  69. OK, did someone flip the "crazy" switch?
  70. What part of no do you not understand?
  71. Restocking - between a rock & a hard place
  72. Ever heard of a line?
  73. You, madam, fail as a human being.
  74. Queens is not a state.
  75. The epic battle of good vs. evil, or my run in with Satan's momma.
  76. Tuesday night fright!
  77. Literary fun
  78. Ain't Karma a b***!
  79. Priorities and common sense
  80. A potential shoplifter and borderline assult all in one package.
  81. My "favorite" SCs of all time
  82. My cold drink is cold!
  83. The congressman was a SC.
  84. On behalf of my whole family, I am so sorry
  85. For cryin' out loud!
  86. I need numbers!
  87. Apparently, I exude psycho pheremones
  88. Plant Thief
  89. who let out all the crazies?
  90. Sucky, Lying, Harrassing, paper route customer
  91. Five minutes
  92. I'm sorry, but he was alive when you placed the order!
  93. Did you really hear me say that?
  94. There's a difference!
  95. He can't use a carpet cleaner (long)
  96. Desperately Seeking Salt
  97. OMGWTFBBQ!! It's al Qaida!
  98. "Tell Janet to take a shower and stay out of Lake Michigan"
  99. How far can customers go with unpaid Merchandise.
  100. I wish this happened everyday (language)
  101. He must really need more shelf space.
  102. No you cannot have designer jeans for a penny!
  103. And now for something completely different
  104. Why don't you understand!?
  105. Fake Plants For Fools!!!
  106. Play area woes
  107. The Most Bizzarre "Name" Ever
  108. Aughh just finish the sentence already
  109. Gratuitous swearing vs. goths
  110. Customer Service line
  111. I don't know what e-mail YOU are using...
  112. You may be in a fugue state if...
  113. I just walked out of the PANDA cave...
  114. Be on the line when you call in!
  115. The PDA thread...again
  116. Consulting Hell (long)
  117. Woman stands up to her SC Husband
  118. Rainy day SCs
  119. E-mail Shorties
  120. An E-mail In Parts
  121. "Beaten with the stupid stick" week
  122. I dub thee officially sucky.
  123. Nice lesson you're teaching your kids there
  124. Woo! Annoying customer is banned at last.
  125. You can't get your ciggs at a non-cigg register
  126. March Madness
  127. A sucker born every minute...
  128. square box round hole
  129. How stupid can people be?
  130. "But I never received a bill!!"
  131. A couple
  132. cusotmer who defied sucking
  133. Same law for all states? (sorta long)
  134. CS spin <longish>
  135. Well Maybe There's A Manger Somewhere For You
  136. The Knights Of The Retail Counter Vanquish Another Suck Lord.(long, but fun.)
  137. Don't let the door hit ya...
  138. Tossing the pen in the garbage
  139. OMFG!!! Sombody let the insane rule the sanitarum!!
  140. 2nd hand but still willing to punch him
  141. Did I suck?
  142. Tales from the Parts counter-Junkyard edition
  143. Doubt not my power!
  144. So if you can get it cheaper at some other store, then GO THERE!
  145. "It's mothers daaaaaaaaaaaay"
  146. My brain just...*drools*
  147. Food Stamps
  148. Friendly customer turns into SC (long)
  149. An Open Letter to a Few Idiots
  150. I hope this never happens to anyone else
  151. Twisting of words and wanting to pick a fight
  152. One plus one equals eleven...
  153. "How old are you?!" (Long, sorry!)
  154. Savings Card Customer
  155. At least we won best burger!
  156. It's Called "Cutting your nose off to spite your face"
  157. Whats a nickel?
  158. You're WHO?
  159. Nice knowing you...
  160. Cheap
  161. No, we are not formally trained on leaving voicemails
  162. I lost my temper and became one
  163. Why are people so afraid of Banning Customers from Big Name stores?
  164. Oh, Sweet Victory (yes, I got to tell her off)
  165. "I tested positive for cocane because....
  166. Mr. No Talk
  167. READ...THE...LABEL...*headdesk*
  168. There are no sandwiches left!
  169. Methinks he doth protest too much
  170. How many wrongs make a right?
  171. If this doesnt horrify you NOTHING will...
  172. My first sucky encounter
  173. Hands off the pizza bag!
  174. Wait Your Turn
  175. No, I will not exchange your old sodas
  176. The "fun" of working for the Employee Locator department
  177. This would be funny if it wasn't a matter of life and death
  178. Returning to work! Paperwork THIISSSSSSSS high
  179. Genocidal Customer
  180. Dispatch Man
  181. The Coffee Nazi's are coming! The Coffee nazi's are coming!
  182. For The Love Of God Put On A Shirt On
  183. UHHHH..IM NEEDY!!
  184. Pretty tame, but kinda cute, really!
  185. Day 1: The Omen
  186. What you say; what they hear
  187. "Your uniform is ugly!"
  188. -25 cent price check Rant?
  189. Yes, please make sure your children are afraid of me.
  190. Gay talks plus stuff I'd rather not say as a topic name
  191. Tax evasion is ILLEGAL!!!
  192. PAY US ALREADY! (very, very, very long)
  193. Let's dicker on internet pricing
  194. "I'm from Texas"
  195. Money and time, no problem; safety? That's a problem.
  196. Barnes & Noble is not a library!
  197. *smooch smooch*
  198. The days before "the new AT&T"
  199. Why Blockbuster cut out of the music business
  200. Day 2: Beyond all Expectations
  201. A typical day for a telemarketer
  202. The "oh, you mean my real name?" incident
  203. "It's in the Attic"
  204. OH MY GOD, I'm trying to scam you! (kinda long)
  205. Sales pitch
  206. I gave you a Twenty
  207. This Is A New One...
  208. Microwave Lady
  209. I think I may have broken up a SC and her boyfriend. (Little long).
  210. Day 3: You Want Me to What?
  211. I stood up for a cashier last night
  212. But I paid for it!
  213. Even Crazier Than The Last One
  214. First SC in new department (long)
  215. Why are you trying to return it AGAIN?
  216. The Declined Card
  217. I just LOVE SCs, and I had quite my fair share of those tonight...
  218. Mixed Nuts (longish)
  219. Ah, pizza shop SCs. (kinda long)
  220. "How dare you behave like that outside of work!!"
  221. SC's in general from my job
  222. How about you come up with a solution?
  223. This is the SC brain after a six-pack of stupid
  224. Day 4: (With Audio Bonus...)
  225. SC waits in line with 30+ people and tells new person "Don't distract him"
  226. The suckiness just builds up. (long)
  227. The Guest of the Sunday Morning Meeting.. The SC
  228. "Home Depot has them all over the place!"
  229. Idiots, Morons, and Losers. Oh my!!!
  230. You were shoplifting before going where?
  231. Unbelievable...well, I guess it IS believable.
  232. Isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest?
  233. WTF? 3 mins!?
  234. I've been a customer for 10,000 years!
  235. People who don't get the phrase warranty EXCHANGE
  236. You've just been to church-NOW you can be mean & nasty again for another week
  237. "Let me in!!!"
  238. The check stamp
  239. How to get me to hate your guts
  240. The smoke detector follies
  241. Understanding your credit rating
  242. And the award for biggest stupidhead goes to...
  243. Express Lane Blues
  244. Monitor Man
  245. All in one day...sigh (very long, buckle up)
  246. My privacy is being violated!
  247. This just in (long rant)
  248. Lazy, annoying jerks
  249. Customers who want the "hook up", outside of work..
  250. Adventures In Cell Phones: The Charger