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  1. I didn't say that!
  2. why can we not ban you?
  3. A quick conversation with the phone bitch
  4. I'm sorry but my time machine is down...
  5. The Phantom Employee
  6. Cool things we would like to see.
  7. Frustration with payments
  8. But you USED to work here
  9. Engineers really should know better.
  10. Quick rant...
  11. Your many gadgets can't save you!
  12. "Thats just STUPID"
  13. special SSN o_O
  14. Wait, her pants aren't that low???
  15. For the first time ever...
  16. But you're a girl
  17. You want a car that what?
  18. This exactly NOT what you want?
  19. I love getting people in trouble! (SC & Sucky Co-worker!)
  20. Smokes and a Carwash
  21. My first SC
  22. Shoplifters are stupid!
  23. Salad thief
  24. Sir, How OLD Are You?
  25. I don't care if it could KILL you I want it NOW!!
  26. What an odd kid
  27. No, you may NOT mispronounce my name
  28. It'll take a bigger woman than you to make me cry!
  29. Oh, joy
  30. "You Don't Want My Money"
  31. My First SC Story (by Mattel!)
  32. If you want your check to be written over, you have to TELL me!
  33. I'm reporting your company to the Best Business Bureau!
  34. Newspapers do us no favors
  35. The first time a customer shocked me
  36. Shoulda called before 3
  37. He didn't need his meds that bad after all
  38. Are you, or aren't you? (long)
  39. Revising History
  40. The simple things...
  41. Na Na Na Na Boo Boo
  42. She scares the new hires!!! long, sorry
  43. Someone who talks to you in another language
  44. "But you can't possibly own it!"
  45. Odd Friday
  46. You, and your children, scare me.
  47. Morons d'jour
  48. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
  49. Poor lying strategy.
  50. Overweight and Greedy
  51. pause to take a breath between insults!
  52. Take out lady taking advantage!
  53. The Aureal Experience
  54. I must wear "eau'de Psycho"
  55. We wouldn't want to be rude, would we?
  56. An appeal to my civic spirit
  57. Mr. Angry and the Balls of Steel
  58. What is it with cell phone customers?
  59. I have pennies so I need this held until Wednesday (longish)
  60. It was surreal... and stinky.
  61. Those who don't understand the phrase "do you mind if..."
  62. but god
  63. "I want more change!"
  64. "Please, help yourself...."
  65. Extra Tasty Crispy Bitter
  66. Blarg?
  67. Wintertime Plant shopping.
  68. Your Dentist Will Have a Field Day with Your Kids.
  69. SC Busted: or is he?
  70. More losers from the graveyard file...
  71. I am not a mind reader (kind of long)!
  72. Thank you and goodbye...
  73. Price change woe
  74. People are stupid on a Sunday
  75. Cleanup Aisle 12
  76. Have a great day to the verbally abusive customer
  77. My Weekend
  78. Proof of how unreasonable SC's can really be
  79. I'ma call the law!
  80. You're so cheap
  81. Heelie cow
  82. That's mine
  83. Please god make them stop
  84. Silly questions
  85. I can't bend any further!
  86. A little bit of espionage ....
  87. We Respectfully Suggest That You Look Up "No" in Your Dictionary
  88. Inspectors and SC's
  89. Yeah, We've NEVER Heard That One...
  90. OK, did someone flip the "crazy" switch?
  91. What part of no do you not understand?
  92. Restocking - between a rock & a hard place
  93. Ever heard of a line?
  94. You, madam, fail as a human being.
  95. Queens is not a state.
  96. The epic battle of good vs. evil, or my run in with Satan's momma.
  97. Tuesday night fright!
  98. Literary fun
  99. Ain't Karma a b***!
  100. Priorities and common sense
  101. A potential shoplifter and borderline assult all in one package.
  102. My "favorite" SCs of all time
  103. My cold drink is cold!
  104. The congressman was a SC.
  105. On behalf of my whole family, I am so sorry
  106. For cryin' out loud!
  107. I need numbers!
  108. Apparently, I exude psycho pheremones
  109. Plant Thief
  110. who let out all the crazies?
  111. Sucky, Lying, Harrassing, paper route customer
  112. Five minutes
  113. I'm sorry, but he was alive when you placed the order!
  114. Did you really hear me say that?
  115. There's a difference!
  116. He can't use a carpet cleaner (long)
  117. Desperately Seeking Salt
  118. OMGWTFBBQ!! It's al Qaida!
  119. "Tell Janet to take a shower and stay out of Lake Michigan"
  120. How far can customers go with unpaid Merchandise.
  121. I wish this happened everyday (language)
  122. He must really need more shelf space.
  123. No you cannot have designer jeans for a penny!
  124. And now for something completely different
  125. Why don't you understand!?
  126. Fake Plants For Fools!!!
  127. Play area woes
  128. The Most Bizzarre "Name" Ever
  129. Aughh just finish the sentence already
  130. Gratuitous swearing vs. goths
  131. Customer Service line
  132. I don't know what e-mail YOU are using...
  133. You may be in a fugue state if...
  134. I just walked out of the PANDA cave...
  135. Be on the line when you call in!
  136. The PDA thread...again
  137. Consulting Hell (long)
  138. Woman stands up to her SC Husband
  139. Rainy day SCs
  140. E-mail Shorties
  141. An E-mail In Parts
  142. "Beaten with the stupid stick" week
  143. I dub thee officially sucky.
  144. Nice lesson you're teaching your kids there
  145. Woo! Annoying customer is banned at last.
  146. You can't get your ciggs at a non-cigg register
  147. March Madness
  148. A sucker born every minute...
  149. square box round hole
  150. How stupid can people be?
  151. "But I never received a bill!!"
  152. A couple
  153. cusotmer who defied sucking
  154. Same law for all states? (sorta long)
  155. CS spin <longish>
  156. Well Maybe There's A Manger Somewhere For You
  157. The Knights Of The Retail Counter Vanquish Another Suck Lord.(long, but fun.)
  158. Don't let the door hit ya...
  159. Tossing the pen in the garbage
  160. OMFG!!! Sombody let the insane rule the sanitarum!!
  161. 2nd hand but still willing to punch him
  162. Did I suck?
  163. Tales from the Parts counter-Junkyard edition
  164. Doubt not my power!
  165. So if you can get it cheaper at some other store, then GO THERE!
  166. "It's mothers daaaaaaaaaaaay"
  167. My brain just...*drools*
  168. Food Stamps
  169. Friendly customer turns into SC (long)
  170. An Open Letter to a Few Idiots
  171. I hope this never happens to anyone else
  172. The Crazy Lady and the Poor Guy She's Stalking (long)
  173. Twisting of words and wanting to pick a fight
  174. One plus one equals eleven...
  175. "How old are you?!" (Long, sorry!)
  176. Savings Card Customer
  177. At least we won best burger!
  178. It's Called "Cutting your nose off to spite your face"
  179. Whats a nickel?
  180. You're WHO?
  181. Nice knowing you...
  182. Cheap
  183. No, we are not formally trained on leaving voicemails
  184. I lost my temper and became one
  185. Why are people so afraid of Banning Customers from Big Name stores?
  186. Oh, Sweet Victory (yes, I got to tell her off)
  187. "I tested positive for cocane because....
  188. Mr. No Talk
  189. What is it about coffee?
  190. READ...THE...LABEL...*headdesk*
  191. There are no sandwiches left!
  192. Methinks he doth protest too much
  193. How many wrongs make a right?
  194. If this doesnt horrify you NOTHING will...
  195. My first sucky encounter
  196. Hands off the pizza bag!
  197. Wait Your Turn
  198. No, I will not exchange your old sodas
  199. The "fun" of working for the Employee Locator department
  200. This would be funny if it wasn't a matter of life and death
  201. Returning to work! Paperwork THIISSSSSSSS high
  202. Genocidal Customer
  203. Dispatch Man
  204. The Coffee Nazi's are coming! The Coffee nazi's are coming!
  205. For The Love Of God Put On A Shirt On
  206. UHHHH..IM NEEDY!!
  207. Pretty tame, but kinda cute, really!
  208. Day 1: The Omen
  209. What you say; what they hear
  210. "Your uniform is ugly!"
  211. -25 cent price check Rant?
  212. Yes, please make sure your children are afraid of me.
  213. Gay talks plus stuff I'd rather not say as a topic name
  214. Tax evasion is ILLEGAL!!!
  215. PAY US ALREADY! (very, very, very long)
  216. Let's dicker on internet pricing
  217. "I'm from Texas"
  218. Money and time, no problem; safety? That's a problem.
  219. Barnes & Noble is not a library!
  220. *smooch smooch*
  221. The days before "the new AT&T"
  222. Why Blockbuster cut out of the music business
  223. Day 2: Beyond all Expectations
  224. A typical day for a telemarketer
  225. The "oh, you mean my real name?" incident
  226. "It's in the Attic"
  227. OH MY GOD, I'm trying to scam you! (kinda long)
  228. Sales pitch
  229. I gave you a Twenty
  230. This Is A New One...
  231. Microwave Lady
  232. I think I may have broken up a SC and her boyfriend. (Little long).
  233. Day 3: You Want Me to What?
  234. I stood up for a cashier last night
  235. But I paid for it!
  236. Even Crazier Than The Last One
  237. First SC in new department (long)
  238. Why are you trying to return it AGAIN?
  239. The Declined Card
  240. I just LOVE SCs, and I had quite my fair share of those tonight...
  241. Mixed Nuts (longish)
  242. Ah, pizza shop SCs. (kinda long)
  243. "How dare you behave like that outside of work!!"
  244. SC's in general from my job
  245. How about you come up with a solution?
  246. This is the SC brain after a six-pack of stupid
  247. Day 4: (With Audio Bonus...)
  248. SC waits in line with 30+ people and tells new person "Don't distract him"
  249. The suckiness just builds up. (long)
  250. The Guest of the Sunday Morning Meeting.. The SC