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  1. "Home Depot has them all over the place!"
  2. Idiots, Morons, and Losers. Oh my!!!
  3. You were shoplifting before going where?
  4. Unbelievable...well, I guess it IS believable.
  5. Isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest?
  6. WTF? 3 mins!?
  7. I've been a customer for 10,000 years!
  8. People who don't get the phrase warranty EXCHANGE
  9. You've just been to church-NOW you can be mean & nasty again for another week
  10. "Let me in!!!"
  11. The check stamp
  12. How to get me to hate your guts
  13. The smoke detector follies
  14. Understanding your credit rating
  15. And the award for biggest stupidhead goes to...
  16. Express Lane Blues
  17. Monitor Man
  18. All in one day...sigh (very long, buckle up)
  19. My privacy is being violated!
  20. This just in (long rant)
  21. Lazy, annoying jerks
  22. Customers who want the "hook up", outside of work..
  23. Adventures In Cell Phones: The Charger
  24. What if it's all scripted?
  25. Your threat of going to the competition cannot harm me!
  26. Mercedes Entitlement Bitch
  27. "It's so complicated!"
  28. Customer Nicknames
  29. "You're really going to lose my business over [reason]?"
  30. My all-Time Favourite SC...
  31. But I should get credited for vm
  32. Rainchecks
  33. Rush Orders
  34. The Adventures of Rat Sofa Woman!
  35. Calling Card Fraud Team SC
  36. Never provide a customer with your e-mail address!
  37. I bet I know why your dog's barking
  38. Baby takes a tumble
  39. A couple of giggles
  40. by law your my slave.
  41. "Change the colour of your bags! They don't match the decor of my kitchen!"
  42. Tales From the Parts Counter - Junkyard edition
  43. I'm already bending over backwards, perhaps I should snap in half for you?
  44. Words you hate to hear.
  45. The day in the life of a cell phone tech
  46. At least she didn't change the light bulb while taking a bath!
  47. Day 1: Angry Bitter Bear
  48. Electronical woes *Longish*
  49. If its such a terrible computer, then why have me fix it?
  50. The source of the "I demand a discount"
  51. "I know YOUR job better than you do!"
  52. Let's start off easy...
  53. The girl who really needed coffee
  54. 3 year old NEW computer
  55. Please don't call me if you are not prepared!
  56. Excuse me? You think I'm being rude?
  57. The Thought That Almost Made It to the Finish Line
  58. Day 2: I hate you so much.
  59. "Oh, I'm sorry you didn't stay where I told you..."
  60. How much more vague can you get? (very short)
  61. "I Want An Egg!"
  62. I'm Angry!!!
  63. Hello? Didn't I JUST tell you that?
  64. I need translator NOW!!
  65. How is this price not clear?
  66. The furniture department is not a rumpus room!
  67. HHHZ Trivia Rant Session
  68. Day 3: I'm fabulous, thank you.
  69. Gah!
  70. "but you're DOUBLE billing me!"
  71. Damn you, Nintendo
  72. Spring has Sprung
  73. You're All Incompetant!!! - A Rant (or is it a meltdown?) (long)
  74. When moving, where to put labels on boxes?
  75. another racist rant.
  76. People had a big bowl of Sucky Charms for breakfast (loooong)
  77. Day 4: Ah ha! A clue!
  78. Why are you closed Easter Sunday?
  79. Woo I'm on holiday!
  80. Giving me coupons after I ring things through
  81. "You will...OR ELSE!"
  82. How dare you run out
  83. What part of closed do you not understand
  84. It ate it I tell you! *long*
  85. One from the archives
  86. It's my phone number!!
  87. Tell Me Something I DON'T Know
  88. The ultimate way to weed out SC's
  89. Putting the "fool" in April Fool's day
  90. SC's who play "Swap the phone with the spouse"!
  91. "But I couldn't have possibly spent THAT much!!"
  92. "You not give proper dicount" Yes, dicount, not DISCOUNT
  93. I almost lost it with this lady...
  94. Speachless
  95. No, you cannot have BOTH deals.
  96. solutions just for SCs
  97. DIE LOTTERY WHORES
  98. Kats Stupid Customer Memoirs
  99. Ignorant, horrid BIATCH!
  100. Is this rude?
  101. I'm a Police Officer. I'm allowed to break the law.
  102. How many times do I have to tell them?!
  103. Had another one this morning! Joy!
  104. But she didn't AUTHORIZE it!
  105. Musings Of A Gas Station Monkey
  106. Random Sucky Customers
  107. Please learn basic US geography (kinda long)
  108. I've turned off the open sign (and it's not closing time)
  109. Lost Child (was apparently our fault)
  110. You work here, so i'll take my anger out on you.
  111. "But I'm in the National Guard, Federal law shouldn't apply to me."
  112. It's NOT a stain!
  113. speaking of...
  114. Thanks a lot! (long, pointless)
  115. The Psychology of a Sucky Customer (longish)
  116. Splat!
  117. Thief tries to disguise himself as SC.
  118. Coupon Quickie
  119. My Psychic Powers Called into Question Again
  120. AHH! not me!
  121. I demand to know who opened the cage door to the insane asylum!!
  122. We Can't Accept Returns for Items Not in Our System
  123. A two-time loser!
  124. Play the Race Card for free babysitting! (long)
  125. A Phenomenal display of abject stupidity...
  126. Can customers read?
  127. "Where is my reimbursement...
  128. The ultimate SC...Crazy John
  129. I Cut Like Copier Paper Because I Care
  130. Burnination Is Bad
  131. The Hopeful Bargain Hunter and The Broken Record
  132. I wish I could have known how to "sign"
  133. Oscar was far from dog river....
  134. It's your sunny disposition...
  135. Your CEO will give me what I want!
  136. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
  137. More Musings From A Gas Station Monkey
  138. I'll just STAND HERE!
  139. What do you want me to do, birth one for you?
  140. Heartless SC's
  141. Give Me Directions Now!
  142. I DEMAND FREE SHIPPING!!
  143. Awful young to be crazy
  144. <Insert witticism about reversal of attitude>
  145. The bathroom walls are not a community bulletin board
  146. Scooby Snacks
  147. a quickie but suckie
  148. Beware the Killer Car Trunk!!!
  149. Gas companies are apparently interchangable...
  150. Thowing your food at me does what exactly?
  151. When baby doesn't get his way, Baby gonna cry
  152. that would be considered theft...
  153. Got 'Em
  154. Retail's Secret Weapon
  155. stop thief!
  156. Sucky Customer turn Sucky Employee
  157. I didn't need to know that (what soap is used for)
  158. Was this woman on my flight?
  159. The Burger Bun Incident
  160. My head is exploding.
  161. I talk for no reason - who listens?
  162. A Few Months of Rants (LONG)
  163. An Ode
  164. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...
  165. Expensive Dinner Man Returns.... (Long and lots of backtracking)
  166. SC offers to share his racist thoughts about "those people" with me (longish post)
  167. Don't recruit here!
  168. Assorted SC quotes from my time
  169. Little miss crazy and the $1.79
  170. The "Soda Nazi"
  171. being in lineups of 30+ people
  172. Excuse me, where is the water pool?
  173. Just because it's a holiday, doesn't mean you need to be stupid.
  174. Comparisons
  175. For the Love of Cheese, Speak UP
  176. Why can't you not get a hold of someone on Easter?
  177. Customers that curse at McDonald's
  178. No Training Allowed!
  179. Check your $@#&*^#$# Records!
  180. I've already told you. We do not handle that here.
  181. Exit only
  182. "You ruined my Easter!" -a scary SC phone call
  183. Fruitcake with extra nuts
  184. Had to call the cops at the drive thru! (moderate length)
  185. Saved by the obscenity!
  186. Gross Ignorant Pig
  187. Not sure how to respond to this woman
  188. They said you could fix it!
  189. "But it's my birthday!"
  190. Are you drunk, or just stupid?
  191. The Baby Formula Customer
  192. The Store Card Customer
  193. Why The First Window Sucks
  194. More Of The Gas Monkey Saga (The Why Me? Edition)
  195. Mr. Creepy
  196. Another Coupon Quickie
  197. Ungrateful
  198. Its not a threat
  199. Thievery most foul! (longish)
  200. It's too fluffy
  201. Shhhh don't tell anyone....but I see stoopid people
  202. Is it my day for stupids?
  203. One of the oddest deliveries in a while
  204. My wife is the biggest SC of all times!!
  205. Crazy semi-famous celeb customer!
  206. I've wasted my entire lunch hour calling you!
  207. Priest != Being Polite
  208. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll annoy you.
  209. Work and family just don't mix...
  210. Go away; I can't breath.
  211. These things I cannot do...
  212. Please Read signs before asking questions
  213. Payment centers suck!
  214. Where have all the crazies gone?
  215. Operators are not miracle workers
  216. The "You do it" lady
  217. Roadside's Crash Course (no pun) on geography
  218. Things that make your radar go off
  219. Wait... you just did what?
  220. You don't stay in the store after a comment like this!!
  221. Have we called you yet?
  222. Pointless (and painful) narration
  223. it had nowhere to go
  224. You're not letting me pay my bill!
  225. We close at 7.
  226. Why am I scared now?
  227. SC's must have missed me.
  228. Shouldn't take five minutes to decide...
  229. Rest Assured
  230. SC: "People are really that stupid?"
  231. I've had it with Wal-Mart!
  232. You know what I'm saying? (over, and over, and over, and over again)
  233. Um, isn't that your job?
  234. Give that man a teddy bear!
  235. But nobody reminded me or called me that I have to pay my bill on time!
  236. A grievance
  237. 2 Things
  238. P@SSholes - open thread for Staples CPC
  239. A Few Pizza Place Blues. (3 stories, one doosie/long)
  240. Another wonderful week
  241. Was there an unscheduled full moon?
  242. Then you can sit out there all night!
  243. SC alert! Yargh!
  244. Liar, liar, pants on fire
  245. Helpful tips from Cosmo
  246. What is it with people and prices?
  247. Email Update
  248. Stop trying to complicate things!
  249. You saw them doing what? Longish
  250. Some Pizza place stories.