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  1. What if it's all scripted?
  2. Your threat of going to the competition cannot harm me!
  3. Mercedes Entitlement Bitch
  4. "It's so complicated!"
  5. Customer Nicknames
  6. "You're really going to lose my business over [reason]?"
  7. My all-Time Favourite SC...
  8. But I should get credited for vm
  9. Rainchecks
  10. Rush Orders
  11. The Adventures of Rat Sofa Woman!
  12. Calling Card Fraud Team SC
  13. Never provide a customer with your e-mail address!
  14. I bet I know why your dog's barking
  15. Baby takes a tumble
  16. A couple of giggles
  17. by law your my slave.
  18. "Change the colour of your bags! They don't match the decor of my kitchen!"
  19. Tales From the Parts Counter - Junkyard edition
  20. I'm already bending over backwards, perhaps I should snap in half for you?
  21. Words you hate to hear.
  22. The day in the life of a cell phone tech
  23. At least she didn't change the light bulb while taking a bath!
  24. Day 1: Angry Bitter Bear
  25. Electronical woes *Longish*
  26. If its such a terrible computer, then why have me fix it?
  27. The source of the "I demand a discount"
  28. "I know YOUR job better than you do!"
  29. Let's start off easy...
  30. The girl who really needed coffee
  31. 3 year old NEW computer
  32. Please don't call me if you are not prepared!
  33. Excuse me? You think I'm being rude?
  34. The Thought That Almost Made It to the Finish Line
  35. Day 2: I hate you so much.
  36. "Oh, I'm sorry you didn't stay where I told you..."
  37. How much more vague can you get? (very short)
  38. "I Want An Egg!"
  39. I'm Angry!!!
  40. Hello? Didn't I JUST tell you that?
  41. I need translator NOW!!
  42. How is this price not clear?
  43. The furniture department is not a rumpus room!
  44. HHHZ Trivia Rant Session
  45. Day 3: I'm fabulous, thank you.
  46. Gah!
  47. "but you're DOUBLE billing me!"
  48. Damn you, Nintendo
  49. Spring has Sprung
  50. You're All Incompetant!!! - A Rant (or is it a meltdown?) (long)
  51. When moving, where to put labels on boxes?
  52. another racist rant.
  53. People had a big bowl of Sucky Charms for breakfast (loooong)
  54. Day 4: Ah ha! A clue!
  55. Why are you closed Easter Sunday?
  56. Woo I'm on holiday!
  57. Giving me coupons after I ring things through
  58. "You will...OR ELSE!"
  59. How dare you run out
  60. What part of closed do you not understand
  61. It ate it I tell you! *long*
  62. One from the archives
  63. It's my phone number!!
  64. Tell Me Something I DON'T Know
  65. The ultimate way to weed out SC's
  66. Putting the "fool" in April Fool's day
  67. SC's who play "Swap the phone with the spouse"!
  68. "But I couldn't have possibly spent THAT much!!"
  69. "You not give proper dicount" Yes, dicount, not DISCOUNT
  70. I almost lost it with this lady...
  71. Speachless
  72. No, you cannot have BOTH deals.
  73. solutions just for SCs
  74. DIE LOTTERY WHORES
  75. Kats Stupid Customer Memoirs
  76. Ignorant, horrid BIATCH!
  77. Is this rude?
  78. I'm a Police Officer. I'm allowed to break the law.
  79. How many times do I have to tell them?!
  80. Had another one this morning! Joy!
  81. But she didn't AUTHORIZE it!
  82. Musings Of A Gas Station Monkey
  83. Random Sucky Customers
  84. Please learn basic US geography (kinda long)
  85. I've turned off the open sign (and it's not closing time)
  86. Lost Child (was apparently our fault)
  87. You work here, so i'll take my anger out on you.
  88. "But I'm in the National Guard, Federal law shouldn't apply to me."
  89. It's NOT a stain!
  90. speaking of...
  91. Thanks a lot! (long, pointless)
  92. The Psychology of a Sucky Customer (longish)
  93. Splat!
  94. Thief tries to disguise himself as SC.
  95. Coupon Quickie
  96. My Psychic Powers Called into Question Again
  97. AHH! not me!
  98. I demand to know who opened the cage door to the insane asylum!!
  99. We Can't Accept Returns for Items Not in Our System
  100. A two-time loser!
  101. Play the Race Card for free babysitting! (long)
  102. A Phenomenal display of abject stupidity...
  103. Can customers read?
  104. "Where is my reimbursement...
  105. The ultimate SC...Crazy John
  106. I Cut Like Copier Paper Because I Care
  107. Burnination Is Bad
  108. The Hopeful Bargain Hunter and The Broken Record
  109. I wish I could have known how to "sign"
  110. Oscar was far from dog river....
  111. It's your sunny disposition...
  112. Your CEO will give me what I want!
  113. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
  114. More Musings From A Gas Station Monkey
  115. I'll just STAND HERE!
  116. What do you want me to do, birth one for you?
  117. Heartless SC's
  118. Give Me Directions Now!
  119. I DEMAND FREE SHIPPING!!
  120. Awful young to be crazy
  121. <Insert witticism about reversal of attitude>
  122. The bathroom walls are not a community bulletin board
  123. Scooby Snacks
  124. a quickie but suckie
  125. Beware the Killer Car Trunk!!!
  126. Gas companies are apparently interchangable...
  127. Thowing your food at me does what exactly?
  128. When baby doesn't get his way, Baby gonna cry
  129. that would be considered theft...
  130. Got 'Em
  131. Retail's Secret Weapon
  132. stop thief!
  133. Sucky Customer turn Sucky Employee
  134. I didn't need to know that (what soap is used for)
  135. Was this woman on my flight?
  136. The Burger Bun Incident
  137. My head is exploding.
  138. I talk for no reason - who listens?
  139. A Few Months of Rants (LONG)
  140. An Ode
  141. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...
  142. Expensive Dinner Man Returns.... (Long and lots of backtracking)
  143. SC offers to share his racist thoughts about "those people" with me (longish post)
  144. Don't recruit here!
  145. Assorted SC quotes from my time
  146. Little miss crazy and the $1.79
  147. The "Soda Nazi"
  148. being in lineups of 30+ people
  149. Excuse me, where is the water pool?
  150. Just because it's a holiday, doesn't mean you need to be stupid.
  151. Comparisons
  152. For the Love of Cheese, Speak UP
  153. Why can't you not get a hold of someone on Easter?
  154. Customers that curse at McDonald's
  155. No Training Allowed!
  156. Check your $@#&*^#$# Records!
  157. I've already told you. We do not handle that here.
  158. Exit only
  159. "You ruined my Easter!" -a scary SC phone call
  160. Fruitcake with extra nuts
  161. Had to call the cops at the drive thru! (moderate length)
  162. Saved by the obscenity!
  163. Gross Ignorant Pig
  164. Not sure how to respond to this woman
  165. They said you could fix it!
  166. "But it's my birthday!"
  167. Are you drunk, or just stupid?
  168. The Baby Formula Customer
  169. The Store Card Customer
  170. Why The First Window Sucks
  171. More Of The Gas Monkey Saga (The Why Me? Edition)
  172. Mr. Creepy
  173. Another Coupon Quickie
  174. Ungrateful
  175. Its not a threat
  176. Thievery most foul! (longish)
  177. It's too fluffy
  178. Shhhh don't tell anyone....but I see stoopid people
  179. Is it my day for stupids?
  180. One of the oddest deliveries in a while
  181. My wife is the biggest SC of all times!!
  182. Crazy semi-famous celeb customer!
  183. I've wasted my entire lunch hour calling you!
  184. Priest != Being Polite
  185. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll annoy you.
  186. Work and family just don't mix...
  187. Go away; I can't breath.
  188. These things I cannot do...
  189. Please Read signs before asking questions
  190. Payment centers suck!
  191. Where have all the crazies gone?
  192. Operators are not miracle workers
  193. The "You do it" lady
  194. Roadside's Crash Course (no pun) on geography
  195. Things that make your radar go off
  196. Wait... you just did what?
  197. You don't stay in the store after a comment like this!!
  198. Have we called you yet?
  199. Pointless (and painful) narration
  200. it had nowhere to go
  201. You're not letting me pay my bill!
  202. We close at 7.
  203. Why am I scared now?
  204. SC's must have missed me.
  205. Shouldn't take five minutes to decide...
  206. Rest Assured
  207. SC: "People are really that stupid?"
  208. I've had it with Wal-Mart!
  209. You know what I'm saying? (over, and over, and over, and over again)
  210. Um, isn't that your job?
  211. Give that man a teddy bear!
  212. But nobody reminded me or called me that I have to pay my bill on time!
  213. A grievance
  214. 2 Things
  215. P@SSholes - open thread for Staples CPC
  216. A Few Pizza Place Blues. (3 stories, one doosie/long)
  217. Another wonderful week
  218. Was there an unscheduled full moon?
  219. Then you can sit out there all night!
  220. SC alert! Yargh!
  221. Liar, liar, pants on fire
  222. Helpful tips from Cosmo
  223. What is it with people and prices?
  224. Email Update
  225. Stop trying to complicate things!
  226. You saw them doing what? Longish
  227. Some Pizza place stories.
  228. Customer Held Up Another Customer
  229. Missed the point
  230. idiotic rules at Wal-Mart
  231. Customers = pigs?
  232. Those crazy SCs really shouldn't be allowed out on their own...
  233. Let your children drown then!
  234. But that's not what is on the sign
  235. "Snotty"
  236. Dog Sled Prophet
  237. Why Do People Do This?
  238. Passive Aggresive SC...augh.
  239. Opposite is the other direction?
  240. How Far Does That Stick Up Your Ass Go?
  241. Racist Freak
  242. New Member Mantra
  243. How much is too much?? (Pretty much the best story ever)
  244. "She quit?...OMG!!!!"
  245. Word of Advice...
  246. SCs who think they're smarter than you
  247. Oooooh! I pissed off a customer. Bigtime!
  248. O Noes Acid Rain!!
  249. How do people come up with such NASTY drinks?!
  250. But I paid $300 for this phone!!