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- It's 8:02! Why aren't you all open yet?
- The Sucky Child
- "I want never gets!"
- How hard is it to read the sign? (Kinda Long)
- I've got to bitch about this one.
- Sure thing sweet cheeks
- Fried Chicken is Murder! (First post! Long)
- Slow night, working alone
- I don't have my license!
- Apathetic Puking.
- Did you seriously just ask to grab my boobs?
- An open letter to our latest customer...
- baked goods attract stupid people
- "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
- If it wasn't for stuipidity, I would be unemployed...
- Used tissues and bodily fluids
- Passenger stole my coat!
- Day of the comments (rude and contains colourful language)
- Sports ticket blues
- Customer Complaints...
- The Adventures of Rat Sofa Woman! - Part 2
- How SC children grow up to become SC
- Black Mold!! Long
- Customers who get their way, even when proven wrong
- Man...I don't want to be an SC, but c'mon
- Gross. Just plain gross.
- The "Stupid Cake" award winner!
- A neat idea.
- I know who wears the pants in this one...
- Nor'easter nastiness
- If you called us, we might know
- Did you think it was a pie? Jackass. (Long)
- Quick one overheard at my husband's job
- a nasty SC who is BEGGING for a fight with me
- I'm fat am I!!
- Drive-thru suckiness (kinda long)
- Parents who refuse to do parenting
- You WERE here last night!
- Soap Opera Drink Throwing
- I'll Pull One Out Of My Arse Just For You
- Patience he has not...
- Crazy Cat Lady (long)
- Meth Head or Crazy?
- Sign of mystery
- nasty surprises!
- Tales from the Dorkside
- Misunderstanding Elders.
- Go gripe about prices somewhere else!
- The return of Code Pink
- Day of the Living Dorks
- Not stricly retail, but related.
- Werewanker
- Direction-less in Seattle
- If I hadn't lost my voice I would scream.
- So I made a thing (be kind)
- Not good enough for you?
- Just bring it over for God's sake! <Long>
- The roid freak who cost me a $200 sale
- A little restraint does wonders
- Fake ID and Emergency Contraceptive: A Love Story
- Customer loses temper over lost bike key.
- just sounding off.
- Manager calls the cops on a customer
- "Executive Position" (sorry, long and slightly rantish)
- Life gives you morons, make moronade
- Not sucky, but disturbing
- The Yellow Book & a bonus moron!
- Man Love
- Mr. Dips' Coin-Shop Roundup
- Possibly the dumbest question ever
- No, You Can't Study on the Floor. Not Yours.
- "Don't any of you $#$% people speak English??"
- But I saw it on e-bay! (not really a BAD customer, just annoying)
- I know it's late, but I've got a big truck!
- Minor Rant
- The Bank, the Liar, his Wife and her Credit Card
- Camera's Are Fun Except When They Are Broken.... (Long)
- i want one of those SPECIAL ones...
- Swimming Pool Disasters & Sucker Guns
- *facepalm* My dad can be such an SC sometimes.
- First rant!! (long.. sorry)
- The Express Customer
- Photographer's Rant (looooong)
- Ha Ha-larity.
- The Physics of Failure
- Operators Licenses For Computers
- I have to verify the STATE
- All I want is some f__kin' gratitude sometimes!
- But I bought this phone **NEW**
- Adventures In Phones; The Battery
- Top 20 Signs That You Work in a (Insert employment)
- How money works.
- Mp3 players and interesting CDs...
- Man arrested in my window
- Local cab company hurting our business
- The Sucky C's of Mine
- "I want double the refund!"
- Relentless Idiocy
- Credit, debit, same thing. I seduce my way through life.
- Today's magically dumbasslicious moment of fucktardery
- A check is not Cash!
- Retail is like Friggin' Final Fantasy.
- I think I screwed up a secret shop
- Confused customers. (long)
- I should be ashamed of myself.
- I knew people could be stupid, but I didn't know they'd stoop this low...
- My voice has been sent to Letterman. (long)
- Defense Contractors and literacy - 50/50 rant/stupidity
- No Satisfaction
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY?!?!?
- What A Marvelous Suggestion, Professor!
- Things you CANNOT return.....
- Cover Sheet Woes
- Why always on the bad days?
- But I bought it like that!
- I need to speak to a higher level...
- Calendars stuffs is hard
- I may be an SC tomorrow.
- The racist microwave...
- Only The Best and the Pointless Questions
- The current bane of my existance
- "My mom has the reciept!" "I do?"
- No wonder I'm sick
- Is listening really that difficult?
- What part of "fill in the blank" don't you understand?
- It's only six inches
- Question: What is the most PROMINENT sign you have seen an SC ignore?
- Wait a fricking minute will ya! (impatience rant)
- How the hell do you get to my phones anyway?
- I was a SC
- Stealing and thievery - a survey
- Ok, this happened last night.
- Stinky Returns and Stinky Pants
- Don't wash my dog
- You didn't pay for it, you're not getting it!
- We're not gonna take it... anymore.
- Customers who bring their own bags=Bitchy, Pissy and Crabby
- Oh sweet irony...
- Curiosity killed the cat...
- "She'll loose her job over this"
- Where are my curly frys
- One day late...
- Fizgig and the Snap
- Drive-thru experiances, part 1
- Somedays you can't help but be a little sucky
- Paper or plastic?
- How the HELL is that my fault!?
- Maybe you should not have called - you would still be getting away with it
- "I've been trying to get hold of you people!!"
- What Decade Are You Living In, Ma'am?
- There's a whole lot of sucky going on...
- Hell on wheels... er... Healies
- something like customersruinmylife's double refund story
- Customer asks if he can return Jeans without proof of purchase.
- A Whole Day's Worth of SCs--long, but entertaining
- How to be an SC in a hotel....
- $8.34 in NICKELS
- WTF?!?!?!? Prank caller >@
- This scam might have worked......
- Local discounts....for people who may not be locals. Riiiiiight.
- Money-off Vouchers are Not the Same as Cash!
- But at least he saved money!
- Do they have a different credit card procedure in Germany I don't know about?
- Wherein I stop asking why....
- I Hate It Here, See You This Summer
- Oh, your kid ratted you out!
- SC Fest (long)
- Don't drag me into your divorce!
- When customers tell you what you "need" to do.
- Wow, two in a row....
- "Is this the entrance to..?"
- I didn't need that mental picture
- my SC for the day
- My Recent Headache
- Sucky customers everywhere!
- Would you like help finding your seat? (a bit long)
- Dumbest reason ever!
- "I'm a Government Agent" Gimme Grab
- Hearing Impaired Need Not Apply
- Can I have my ONE-TIME offer a second time?
- I just got here, and it's supposed to be my day off!
- Won't take my return? I'LL RUN YOU OVER
- I love correspondence.
- Overheard...
- My Time Under The Arches
- All this in ONE night??? (loooooooong)
- customers that "know" more than you do
- Cool Signs I'd like to see
- Parade of fools
- But I'm a V.I.P!!!
- Pearls of Wisdom
- You WILL feed me
- I want to speak to the president of your company
- One more....long week
- Stupid customer of the week...
- Food ordering NO NOs.....
- SCs who think they're funny (kinda long)
- Two Drunk Girls and a Concert
- For the Luvva....
- and this is my fault...how?
- Customer's need to establish superiority
- The weeping wheelchair (long).
- Get off the scale
- WTH is wrong w/ people???
- Silly thieves!
- Sir, it is neither hygenic nor legal to defecate there...
- Premature vocal ejaculation
- Are you trying to poison your baby?
- sad day
- I'm pretty sure you need to charge it
- No, we are NOT Pizza Hut.
- Extremely durable blade....
- "Stop showing affection!"
- Nickames and other such fun
- Why wait until we close?
- I just want to give you money, please
- Cat fight! Literally!
- Short and evil
- Some people need to listen
- *Are* you the President?
- I broke your equipment....but that's okay!
- Is our building invisible?
- 2 from back in my phone daze...
- Security methods = inconvenience...
- I want a boa
- What a day (LONG)
- Racism directed at me!
- I found somebody's gum.
- Melted cheese and other stories.
- Tales from the pizza shop
- Don't touch my debit machince!
- Stop Swiping Your Card!
- I was called something new today!!!
- Wherein Kara owns me a favour. ><
- I swear I learned mine in kindergarten...
- And here I thought it'd be better working for myself
- Racist SC who was sucky to TWO companies at ONCE!
- Things to NOT do at my store
- Pink Floyd
- Hwhu?
- Customer's intelligence level & patience.
- wha...?
- Drunks and Pizza Deilvery.
- "Oops try again"
- Do I look like a trashman to you? (language)
- Impatience in the morning
- I do not have it!
- We're Sorry. What Kind of Response Did You Expect?
- Pharmacy tech IQ lower than computer's
- That's a first...
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