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- I hate students
- Today is going to awesome...
- THEY BROKE IT!!!
- That answer wasn't an option.
- Can I be a Sucky Customer?
- The Detergent Customer
- Good service is illegal, it seems....
- Stop making fun of me
- It's Our Fault Because We Are Not Mind Readers
- As requested: Comics
- Pedo-smile
- Didnt Expect That!
- If there is a CSR Heaven...
- Please...just kill me.
- Thank your kids for your eviction...
- Baseball bats, asshats, and walk-a-thons. oh my
- "Are you shopping on your off time?"
- When it's bloody ok to be an SC
- Listen to me!
- Epic Tales (With Bonus Audio Again)
- Wherein a patron yells at me after asking for my help
- FREAKING HELL!!!!
- It's a liability!
- Step away from the phone!
- Customers with special circumstances
- We don't have secret shoppers
- 'This is Ridiculous.' Excuse me?
- Wherein stupidity DOES hurt.
- walmart gets wise?
- This time SC stands for Stupid Customers
- Crazy must come with the weather
- Go figure.....
- 2 Schmucks in one Day
- Bank Holiday Idiots
- Smoke Free Arizona
- But I swear I didn't use that much!
- coupon capers
- Math skills!
- grumpy old b---
- We're going to need a new forum for the sheer hatred I have for him!
- WHY?
- Episode I: The Phonetard Menace
- Some sucky...Some not(long)
- Was she a sucky customer?
- Better Than A Poke In The Eye
- How in Tarnation Do You Think We'd Know That?
- More fun with math
- Th SC Season Has Begun (long)
- Haha! Caller ID strikes again!
- Can you at least chew with your mouth closed?
- Particularly pungent patrons...
- What do you tell people when you invite them over?
- Please don't block the backroom doors
- Forced Nudity
- Drunko Skunko
- Stupid Rule, follow it anyway.
- I don't see enough dead people!
- Butt Monkey Fiesta
- Customer Dos and Don'ts: Urban Legend Version
- Sure, I'll take your place in Hell for ya
- Not sure where to put this...
- The 'Whatever' Customers . . .
- Apparently, I'm a cell phone technician!
- How can I put this.....NO
- Are You Happy You Made Her Cry You Bastard
- Charlie Ergen says it right out loud
- Send Help (+New Comics)
- 10 Things I wish everyone knew about gas prices
- Stop Faxing My Phone
- Dumb Questions: List 'Em!
- a thank you to all
- im-going-to-bust-your-back-and-sue-you
- 2 Schmucks in One Day Part 2
- Credit score..
- I Can't Tie Up the Express Lane
- Humans are filthy disgusting scum!
- The All-Mouth Family
- *Sarcasm Alert!!*
- Graves Woes
- Domestic abuse, a nun and other stories
- Episode II: Attack of the Phones
- Lost Property
- You could have saved hundreds of $$$ with one phone call
- Chain of fools
- Who pissed in your cornflakes?
- Parking woes
- Psycho Pizza Purchaser Pushes Placid Poster
- The Blah Inn tradition of b*tchslapping continues
- How bout I bend over and you kiss my butt? (LONG)
- Sucky Bartender
- The paranoid funny guy, the preachy crunchy, and the...Robot?
- SIR I CAN NOT DO THAT FOR YOU (long)
- The, "So You Wanna Drive A Taxi?" Thread
- Doggy Doo
- Don't EVER work video!!!
- It's your dirty stations you slobs
- Fasten your seatbelt!
- How hard is this to understand?
- Episode III: Attack of the S***
- DO NOT WANT
- What part of "We don't price-match that" don't you understand?
- Customers DO SUCK
- [I][B]WHAT[/B] happened to your phone?[/I]
- One step away from a Darwin
- I lost my receipt.
- A new spin on "I deserve a credit for that!"
- What would your dream customer be like?
- How many times?
- Your sexual abuse is not funny!
- Stupid Shoplifter
- Call Centers with a gooey HIPAA middle
- Keep your sexual harrassment away from me, please
- ummm, you're one number short....
- Hi, what are your specials?
- Ok kid, you go right ahead and break our bathroom stall
- Ahh!!! My first a**hole
- Playoff ramblings...
- Complaints AFTER leaving hotel....
- If you own five homes, why are you staying at MY hotel?
- Um...please stop preaching... your scaring away my demons
- Random phone rants.
- Short, but funny...
- Military Intelligence (long)
- Please, it is only 8:00 A.M.
- Checks and Proper I.D.
- Please, just go away
- Vehicles that invade my personal space
- Ugly? Wha....
- Turn the music off!
- What An Irritating Man
- Of Epic Proportions (Warning: Super long)
- Phenomenal stocking power, itty bitty workspace!
- Closing in 10 minutes means that i want to close in 10 minutes
- This might count as a sighting...
- No, your name! No, yours!
- "That's not mine" Megathread
- Is High Speed Internet still new to people?...
- SC's attempt to pull a scam ends in epic fail
- Guest of the waterbed suite
- And there ended our plans of getting rich
- And if the situation were reversed...
- Annoying Waste of My Time
- Totally redefining UNREASONABLE (longish)
- Customer service is there for a reason!
- Seen on the TV this morning......
- Find Your Own Damn Condoms, Pal
- They're NOT Skates! They're Shoes with wheels!
- I have proof!!! - Longish
- i was a sc...maybe or just really pissed
- Oh how it pays ...
- Business traveler
- Damn Pervert
- You took my order too fast!
- This egg does NOT meet Grade A Large standards!
- "You should have been prepared..."
- Non Smoking. Non-smoke-ing.
- When a Sucky Customer has a change of heart
- I am sitting outside my store
- A Penny?
- Are You Sure You Know What You're Looking For?
- Are you even listening to me?
- Where do you expect me to swipe it?
- The Stupid, The Anal and The Scary (long, long, and long)
- Pharmacy closed (longish)
- The wheel of stupid keeps a-turning
- Garden Center SC's
- Sucks to be you!
- Pan's Labyrinth is subtitled and our banner says Grand Opening.
- Dumb Dumb Sicko
- Phone work
- These Guys Have a Very Warped Concept of Their Importance
- meals
- Herewith, the sucky return du jour...
- Things you wish customers could comprehend
- The egg (very bizarre)
- F***ing Sting
- Thrift store blues yet again
- 88 Tags Does Not Equal 1.21 Jigowatts
- The Magic Foreigner
- I don't care about security...
- The I want a drink now passenger
- 12 Pains of Customers (long)
- The Legend of Deedle
- Is he dumb, lying, or in denial?....
- Actually there IS a sign and it's right in front of your face!
- What Goes Around Comes Around
- Song Lyrics About SCs... & The Retailers Who Hate Them!
- returning to the mouth of hell (i.e., the restaurants) -- WARNING: LONG
- If they scream and yell loud enough....
- Fun with e-mails
- SAFE!
- Domes and Mannequins
- The diaper sniffer
- Ever had one of these....
- That IS stealing
- Why the **** would you write on that?!
- Running out of excuses I see...
- Pre-op/Post-op Closing times
- My first SC (from awhile ago, posted this probably a long time ago)
- Temper Tantrum
- The Lost Chapter
- Back Off Most Annoying One
- Worst SC Experience
- The stupid virus spread again...(long)
- MR. ohhiknow and friends
- Malicious Donut Shinanegans
- Day 1: The Return
- Would anyone else talk to their mother like this?
- No delivery after dark
- Using guilt to my advantage
- VIP customers...
- It's above my head....
- I Yelled At A Customer
- Too stoned. Too stupid.
- You eat stuff off the floor?
- It was on the tv, it must be true!
- The Early Bird pisses me off.
- No, you didn't make your payment here.
- A Tale of Hag and Ho
- Mother's mad becaus MY formula tastes bad
- 1 day to go...
- Excuse YOU!!
- I think I was annoying..
- Memorial Day Follies
- Oh my God.
- Wherein people get offended by recordings....
- Monkey Underlings and the Great Chocolate Heist ( Epic Length! )
- not exactly an SC, but........
- It's not that hard!
- I don't want it!
- Adventures in Retail - Snippets from the Memorial Day Sale
- Guy in a hurry demands exchange for 2 invisible Barbecues at my till.
- "I Promise, I Have the Tree at Home!"
- Scribbled signatures....
- And it's only been an hour... (longish)
- Here's your soil, the bag is extra
- Not even a paying customer, and still....
- Responsible Vendor Act, Tennessee
- Sure *twitch* I'll Kill Myself to Satisfy You
- Another loser who can't tell time
- Do TV commercials create SCs?
- Mildly amusing
- Remembered a few old ones. (some swearing and long)
- I had to post this
- Memorial Day Weekend at the Track
- last time I try to be nice
- The 10 minute phone call.
- Two Generations of suck (long)
- looking up receipts
- My biggest pet peeve
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