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  1. Racism directed at me!
  2. I found somebody's gum.
  3. Melted cheese and other stories.
  4. Tales from the pizza shop
  5. Don't touch my debit machince!
  6. Stop Swiping Your Card!
  7. I was called something new today!!!
  8. Wherein Kara owns me a favour. ><
  9. I swear I learned mine in kindergarten...
  10. And here I thought it'd be better working for myself
  11. Racist SC who was sucky to TWO companies at ONCE!
  12. Things to NOT do at my store
  13. Pink Floyd
  14. Hwhu?
  15. Customer's intelligence level & patience.
  16. wha...?
  17. Drunks and Pizza Deilvery.
  18. "Oops try again"
  19. Do I look like a trashman to you? (language)
  20. Impatience in the morning
  21. I do not have it!
  22. We're Sorry. What Kind of Response Did You Expect?
  23. Pharmacy tech IQ lower than computer's
  24. That's a first...
  25. I hate students
  26. Today is going to awesome...
  27. THEY BROKE IT!!!
  28. That answer wasn't an option.
  29. Can I be a Sucky Customer?
  30. The Detergent Customer
  31. Good service is illegal, it seems....
  32. Stop making fun of me
  33. It's Our Fault Because We Are Not Mind Readers
  34. As requested: Comics
  35. Pedo-smile
  36. A Real Doozy (semi long)
  37. Didnt Expect That!
  38. If there is a CSR Heaven...
  39. Please...just kill me.
  40. Thank your kids for your eviction...
  41. Baseball bats, asshats, and walk-a-thons. oh my
  42. "Are you shopping on your off time?"
  43. When it's bloody ok to be an SC
  44. Listen to me!
  45. Epic Tales (With Bonus Audio Again)
  46. Wherein a patron yells at me after asking for my help
  47. FREAKING HELL!!!!
  48. It's a liability!
  49. Step away from the phone!
  50. Customers with special circumstances
  51. We don't have secret shoppers
  52. 'This is Ridiculous.' Excuse me?
  53. Wherein stupidity DOES hurt.
  54. walmart gets wise?
  55. This time SC stands for Stupid Customers
  56. Crazy must come with the weather
  57. Go figure.....
  58. 2 Schmucks in one Day
  59. Bank Holiday Idiots
  60. Smoke Free Arizona
  61. But I swear I didn't use that much!
  62. coupon capers
  63. Math skills!
  64. grumpy old b---
  65. We're going to need a new forum for the sheer hatred I have for him!
  66. WHY?
  67. Episode I: The Phonetard Menace
  68. Some sucky...Some not(long)
  69. Was she a sucky customer?
  70. Better Than A Poke In The Eye
  71. How in Tarnation Do You Think We'd Know That?
  72. More fun with math
  73. Th SC Season Has Begun (long)
  74. Haha! Caller ID strikes again!
  75. Can you at least chew with your mouth closed?
  76. Particularly pungent patrons...
  77. What do you tell people when you invite them over?
  78. Please don't block the backroom doors
  79. Forced Nudity
  80. Drunko Skunko
  81. Stupid Rule, follow it anyway.
  82. I don't see enough dead people!
  83. Butt Monkey Fiesta
  84. Customer Dos and Don'ts: Urban Legend Version
  85. Sure, I'll take your place in Hell for ya
  86. Not sure where to put this...
  87. The 'Whatever' Customers . . .
  88. Apparently, I'm a cell phone technician!
  89. How can I put this.....NO
  90. Are You Happy You Made Her Cry You Bastard
  91. Charlie Ergen says it right out loud
  92. Send Help (+New Comics)
  93. 10 Things I wish everyone knew about gas prices
  94. Stop Faxing My Phone
  95. Dumb Questions: List 'Em!
  96. a thank you to all
  97. im-going-to-bust-your-back-and-sue-you
  98. 2 Schmucks in One Day Part 2
  99. Credit score..
  100. I Can't Tie Up the Express Lane
  101. Humans are filthy disgusting scum!
  102. The All-Mouth Family
  103. *Sarcasm Alert!!*
  104. Graves Woes
  105. Domestic abuse, a nun and other stories
  106. Episode II: Attack of the Phones
  107. Lost Property
  108. You could have saved hundreds of $$$ with one phone call
  109. Chain of fools
  110. Creepy AND Sucky, YAY!
  111. Who pissed in your cornflakes?
  112. Parking woes
  113. Psycho Pizza Purchaser Pushes Placid Poster
  114. The Blah Inn tradition of b*tchslapping continues
  115. How bout I bend over and you kiss my butt? (LONG)
  116. Sucky Bartender
  117. The paranoid funny guy, the preachy crunchy, and the...Robot?
  118. SIR I CAN NOT DO THAT FOR YOU (long)
  119. The, "So You Wanna Drive A Taxi?" Thread
  120. Doggy Doo
  121. Don't EVER work video!!!
  122. It's your dirty stations you slobs
  123. Fasten your seatbelt!
  124. How hard is this to understand?
  125. Episode III: Attack of the S***
  126. DO NOT WANT
  127. What part of "We don't price-match that" don't you understand?
  128. Customers DO SUCK
  129. [I][B]WHAT[/B] happened to your phone?[/I]
  130. One step away from a Darwin
  131. I lost my receipt.
  132. A new spin on "I deserve a credit for that!"
  133. What would your dream customer be like?
  134. How many times?
  135. Your sexual abuse is not funny!
  136. Stupid Shoplifter
  137. Call Centers with a gooey HIPAA middle
  138. Keep your sexual harrassment away from me, please
  139. ummm, you're one number short....
  140. Hi, what are your specials?
  141. Ok kid, you go right ahead and break our bathroom stall
  142. Ahh!!! My first a**hole
  143. Playoff ramblings...
  144. Complaints AFTER leaving hotel....
  145. If you own five homes, why are you staying at MY hotel?
  146. Um...please stop preaching... your scaring away my demons
  147. Random phone rants.
  148. Short, but funny...
  149. Military Intelligence (long)
  150. Please, it is only 8:00 A.M.
  151. Checks and Proper I.D.
  152. Please, just go away
  153. Vehicles that invade my personal space
  154. Ugly? Wha....
  155. Turn the music off!
  156. What An Irritating Man
  157. Of Epic Proportions (Warning: Super long)
  158. Phenomenal stocking power, itty bitty workspace!
  159. Closing in 10 minutes means that i want to close in 10 minutes
  160. This might count as a sighting...
  161. No, your name! No, yours!
  162. "That's not mine" Megathread
  163. Is High Speed Internet still new to people?...
  164. SC's attempt to pull a scam ends in epic fail
  165. Guest of the waterbed suite
  166. And there ended our plans of getting rich
  167. And if the situation were reversed...
  168. Annoying Waste of My Time
  169. Totally redefining UNREASONABLE (longish)
  170. Customer service is there for a reason!
  171. Seen on the TV this morning......
  172. Find Your Own Damn Condoms, Pal
  173. They're NOT Skates! They're Shoes with wheels!
  174. I have proof!!! - Longish
  175. i was a sc...maybe or just really pissed
  176. Oh how it pays ...
  177. Business traveler
  178. Damn Pervert
  179. You took my order too fast!
  180. This egg does NOT meet Grade A Large standards!
  181. "You should have been prepared..."
  182. Non Smoking. Non-smoke-ing.
  183. When a Sucky Customer has a change of heart
  184. I am sitting outside my store
  185. A Penny?
  186. Are You Sure You Know What You're Looking For?
  187. Are you even listening to me?
  188. Where do you expect me to swipe it?
  189. The Stupid, The Anal and The Scary (long, long, and long)
  190. Pharmacy closed (longish)
  191. The wheel of stupid keeps a-turning
  192. Garden Center SC's
  193. Sucks to be you!
  194. Pan's Labyrinth is subtitled and our banner says Grand Opening.
  195. Dumb Dumb Sicko
  196. Phone work
  197. These Guys Have a Very Warped Concept of Their Importance
  198. meals
  199. Herewith, the sucky return du jour...
  200. Things you wish customers could comprehend
  201. The egg (very bizarre)
  202. F***ing Sting
  203. Thrift store blues yet again
  204. 88 Tags Does Not Equal 1.21 Jigowatts
  205. The Magic Foreigner
  206. I don't care about security...
  207. The I want a drink now passenger
  208. 12 Pains of Customers (long)
  209. The Legend of Deedle
  210. Is he dumb, lying, or in denial?....
  211. Actually there IS a sign and it's right in front of your face!
  212. What Goes Around Comes Around
  213. Song Lyrics About SCs... & The Retailers Who Hate Them!
  214. Funny note from a patient's record...
  215. returning to the mouth of hell (i.e., the restaurants) -- WARNING: LONG
  216. If they scream and yell loud enough....
  217. Fun with e-mails
  218. SAFE!
  219. Domes and Mannequins
  220. The diaper sniffer
  221. Ever had one of these....
  222. That IS stealing
  223. Why the **** would you write on that?!
  224. Running out of excuses I see...
  225. Pre-op/Post-op Closing times
  226. My first SC (from awhile ago, posted this probably a long time ago)
  227. Temper Tantrum
  228. The Lost Chapter
  229. Back Off Most Annoying One
  230. Worst SC Experience
  231. The stupid virus spread again...(long)
  232. MR. ohhiknow and friends
  233. Malicious Donut Shinanegans
  234. Day 1: The Return
  235. Would anyone else talk to their mother like this?
  236. No delivery after dark
  237. Using guilt to my advantage
  238. VIP customers...
  239. It's above my head....
  240. I Yelled At A Customer
  241. Too stoned. Too stupid.
  242. You eat stuff off the floor?
  243. It was on the tv, it must be true!
  244. The Early Bird pisses me off.
  245. No, you didn't make your payment here.
  246. A Tale of Hag and Ho
  247. Mother's mad becaus MY formula tastes bad
  248. 1 day to go...
  249. Excuse YOU!!
  250. I think I was annoying..