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  1. I hate students
  2. Today is going to awesome...
  3. THEY BROKE IT!!!
  4. That answer wasn't an option.
  5. Can I be a Sucky Customer?
  6. The Detergent Customer
  7. Good service is illegal, it seems....
  8. Stop making fun of me
  9. It's Our Fault Because We Are Not Mind Readers
  10. As requested: Comics
  11. Pedo-smile
  12. Didnt Expect That!
  13. If there is a CSR Heaven...
  14. Please...just kill me.
  15. Thank your kids for your eviction...
  16. Baseball bats, asshats, and walk-a-thons. oh my
  17. "Are you shopping on your off time?"
  18. When it's bloody ok to be an SC
  19. Listen to me!
  20. Epic Tales (With Bonus Audio Again)
  21. Wherein a patron yells at me after asking for my help
  22. FREAKING HELL!!!!
  23. It's a liability!
  24. Step away from the phone!
  25. Customers with special circumstances
  26. We don't have secret shoppers
  27. 'This is Ridiculous.' Excuse me?
  28. Wherein stupidity DOES hurt.
  29. walmart gets wise?
  30. This time SC stands for Stupid Customers
  31. Crazy must come with the weather
  32. Go figure.....
  33. 2 Schmucks in one Day
  34. Bank Holiday Idiots
  35. Smoke Free Arizona
  36. But I swear I didn't use that much!
  37. coupon capers
  38. Math skills!
  39. grumpy old b---
  40. We're going to need a new forum for the sheer hatred I have for him!
  41. WHY?
  42. Episode I: The Phonetard Menace
  43. Some sucky...Some not(long)
  44. Was she a sucky customer?
  45. Better Than A Poke In The Eye
  46. How in Tarnation Do You Think We'd Know That?
  47. More fun with math
  48. Th SC Season Has Begun (long)
  49. Haha! Caller ID strikes again!
  50. Can you at least chew with your mouth closed?
  51. Particularly pungent patrons...
  52. What do you tell people when you invite them over?
  53. Please don't block the backroom doors
  54. Forced Nudity
  55. Drunko Skunko
  56. Stupid Rule, follow it anyway.
  57. I don't see enough dead people!
  58. Butt Monkey Fiesta
  59. Customer Dos and Don'ts: Urban Legend Version
  60. Sure, I'll take your place in Hell for ya
  61. Not sure where to put this...
  62. The 'Whatever' Customers . . .
  63. Apparently, I'm a cell phone technician!
  64. How can I put this.....NO
  65. Are You Happy You Made Her Cry You Bastard
  66. Charlie Ergen says it right out loud
  67. Send Help (+New Comics)
  68. 10 Things I wish everyone knew about gas prices
  69. Stop Faxing My Phone
  70. Dumb Questions: List 'Em!
  71. a thank you to all
  72. im-going-to-bust-your-back-and-sue-you
  73. 2 Schmucks in One Day Part 2
  74. Credit score..
  75. I Can't Tie Up the Express Lane
  76. Humans are filthy disgusting scum!
  77. The All-Mouth Family
  78. *Sarcasm Alert!!*
  79. Graves Woes
  80. Domestic abuse, a nun and other stories
  81. Episode II: Attack of the Phones
  82. Lost Property
  83. You could have saved hundreds of $$$ with one phone call
  84. Chain of fools
  85. Who pissed in your cornflakes?
  86. Parking woes
  87. Psycho Pizza Purchaser Pushes Placid Poster
  88. The Blah Inn tradition of b*tchslapping continues
  89. How bout I bend over and you kiss my butt? (LONG)
  90. Sucky Bartender
  91. The paranoid funny guy, the preachy crunchy, and the...Robot?
  92. SIR I CAN NOT DO THAT FOR YOU (long)
  93. The, "So You Wanna Drive A Taxi?" Thread
  94. Doggy Doo
  95. Don't EVER work video!!!
  96. It's your dirty stations you slobs
  97. Fasten your seatbelt!
  98. How hard is this to understand?
  99. Episode III: Attack of the S***
  100. DO NOT WANT
  101. What part of "We don't price-match that" don't you understand?
  102. Customers DO SUCK
  103. [I][B]WHAT[/B] happened to your phone?[/I]
  104. One step away from a Darwin
  105. I lost my receipt.
  106. A new spin on "I deserve a credit for that!"
  107. What would your dream customer be like?
  108. How many times?
  109. Your sexual abuse is not funny!
  110. Stupid Shoplifter
  111. Call Centers with a gooey HIPAA middle
  112. Keep your sexual harrassment away from me, please
  113. ummm, you're one number short....
  114. Hi, what are your specials?
  115. Ok kid, you go right ahead and break our bathroom stall
  116. Ahh!!! My first a**hole
  117. Playoff ramblings...
  118. Complaints AFTER leaving hotel....
  119. If you own five homes, why are you staying at MY hotel?
  120. Um...please stop preaching... your scaring away my demons
  121. Random phone rants.
  122. Short, but funny...
  123. Military Intelligence (long)
  124. Please, it is only 8:00 A.M.
  125. Checks and Proper I.D.
  126. Please, just go away
  127. Vehicles that invade my personal space
  128. Ugly? Wha....
  129. Turn the music off!
  130. What An Irritating Man
  131. Of Epic Proportions (Warning: Super long)
  132. Phenomenal stocking power, itty bitty workspace!
  133. Closing in 10 minutes means that i want to close in 10 minutes
  134. This might count as a sighting...
  135. No, your name! No, yours!
  136. "That's not mine" Megathread
  137. Is High Speed Internet still new to people?...
  138. SC's attempt to pull a scam ends in epic fail
  139. Guest of the waterbed suite
  140. And there ended our plans of getting rich
  141. And if the situation were reversed...
  142. Annoying Waste of My Time
  143. Totally redefining UNREASONABLE (longish)
  144. Customer service is there for a reason!
  145. Seen on the TV this morning......
  146. Find Your Own Damn Condoms, Pal
  147. They're NOT Skates! They're Shoes with wheels!
  148. I have proof!!! - Longish
  149. i was a sc...maybe or just really pissed
  150. Oh how it pays ...
  151. Business traveler
  152. Damn Pervert
  153. You took my order too fast!
  154. This egg does NOT meet Grade A Large standards!
  155. "You should have been prepared..."
  156. Non Smoking. Non-smoke-ing.
  157. When a Sucky Customer has a change of heart
  158. I am sitting outside my store
  159. A Penny?
  160. Are You Sure You Know What You're Looking For?
  161. Are you even listening to me?
  162. Where do you expect me to swipe it?
  163. The Stupid, The Anal and The Scary (long, long, and long)
  164. Pharmacy closed (longish)
  165. The wheel of stupid keeps a-turning
  166. Garden Center SC's
  167. Sucks to be you!
  168. Pan's Labyrinth is subtitled and our banner says Grand Opening.
  169. Dumb Dumb Sicko
  170. Phone work
  171. These Guys Have a Very Warped Concept of Their Importance
  172. meals
  173. Herewith, the sucky return du jour...
  174. Things you wish customers could comprehend
  175. The egg (very bizarre)
  176. F***ing Sting
  177. Thrift store blues yet again
  178. 88 Tags Does Not Equal 1.21 Jigowatts
  179. The Magic Foreigner
  180. I don't care about security...
  181. The I want a drink now passenger
  182. 12 Pains of Customers (long)
  183. The Legend of Deedle
  184. Is he dumb, lying, or in denial?....
  185. Actually there IS a sign and it's right in front of your face!
  186. What Goes Around Comes Around
  187. Song Lyrics About SCs... & The Retailers Who Hate Them!
  188. returning to the mouth of hell (i.e., the restaurants) -- WARNING: LONG
  189. If they scream and yell loud enough....
  190. Fun with e-mails
  191. SAFE!
  192. Domes and Mannequins
  193. The diaper sniffer
  194. Ever had one of these....
  195. That IS stealing
  196. Why the **** would you write on that?!
  197. Running out of excuses I see...
  198. Pre-op/Post-op Closing times
  199. My first SC (from awhile ago, posted this probably a long time ago)
  200. Temper Tantrum
  201. The Lost Chapter
  202. Back Off Most Annoying One
  203. Worst SC Experience
  204. The stupid virus spread again...(long)
  205. MR. ohhiknow and friends
  206. Malicious Donut Shinanegans
  207. Day 1: The Return
  208. Would anyone else talk to their mother like this?
  209. No delivery after dark
  210. Using guilt to my advantage
  211. VIP customers...
  212. It's above my head....
  213. I Yelled At A Customer
  214. Too stoned. Too stupid.
  215. You eat stuff off the floor?
  216. It was on the tv, it must be true!
  217. The Early Bird pisses me off.
  218. No, you didn't make your payment here.
  219. A Tale of Hag and Ho
  220. Mother's mad becaus MY formula tastes bad
  221. 1 day to go...
  222. Excuse YOU!!
  223. I think I was annoying..
  224. Memorial Day Follies
  225. Oh my God.
  226. Wherein people get offended by recordings....
  227. Monkey Underlings and the Great Chocolate Heist ( Epic Length! )
  228. not exactly an SC, but........
  229. It's not that hard!
  230. I don't want it!
  231. Adventures in Retail - Snippets from the Memorial Day Sale
  232. Guy in a hurry demands exchange for 2 invisible Barbecues at my till.
  233. "I Promise, I Have the Tree at Home!"
  234. Scribbled signatures....
  235. And it's only been an hour... (longish)
  236. Here's your soil, the bag is extra
  237. Not even a paying customer, and still....
  238. Responsible Vendor Act, Tennessee
  239. Sure *twitch* I'll Kill Myself to Satisfy You
  240. Another loser who can't tell time
  241. Do TV commercials create SCs?
  242. Mildly amusing
  243. Remembered a few old ones. (some swearing and long)
  244. I had to post this
  245. Memorial Day Weekend at the Track
  246. last time I try to be nice
  247. The 10 minute phone call.
  248. Two Generations of suck (long)
  249. looking up receipts
  250. My biggest pet peeve