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- I love it.
- Is there something in the air??? (long)
- How come you're the only department open on Memorial Day?
- A nice little nugget from the weekend
- Me employee, you not
- Not So Much Sucky as Funny (Life in the UK)
- Just one of those days...
- I fricking burned my hand, you whiny old bats!!
- "...Let me just get Disney on the line"
- *clicky clicky* it's PICTURE TIME!!!!
- Are you High?
- Flight attendant attacked
- Can I go home now??
- You're ignoring me on purpose!
- My first day without SC's (yeah right!!)
- Claw of Impatience.
- Why the heck do I get these?
- Junior Lawyer tries to confuse me into a gimme
- No....they didnt....go home...
- okay, it's getting really wierd around here
- Too tired to really remember... (STORYS WHERE CUSTOMERS COULD HAVE GONE SUCKY)
- Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee
- Just wanted to see if you were awake!
- Passive Agressive
- Thieves! Idiots! Morons!!
- I was an SC on purpose. (weeklong thing)
- just for fun
- Is he gone yet?
- DON'T do my job for me
- Final playoff ramblings...
- I caused a scene at BestBuy today...
- If you ask for a Supervisor you'd better have a reason! (a little long)
- A bit of a prick
- Being a pirate is alright to be~
- I'm going to be SO pissed if I have to pay for this!
- Nice weather= nasty customers. (long, rambling)
- Frame 13 and 15 are mine, but not 14
- Bit my tongue on this one........
- Ever had a customer smell so bad, it almost made you vomit?
- You reap what you sow
- Yeeeeooouch! (long)
- GRRRRR!!!!
- 2 schmucks in one day pt.3/A for avoidance/The Back
- Normal to SC in 1.7 seconds...
- you know it's time to go home...
- Did I Miss Something Here?
- Why is this even an issue?...
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Customer threatens to sue for lack of 3 year old product
- Loosing more brain cells...
- The Lemonade Bomb
- Ever had a "WTF moment"?
- I actually had to stand up for an SC
- Customers are apparently blind...
- Lineup expectations & rants
- No Vinegar! = Free Food
- Stupid bribe
- Soul sucking vampire
- Yes, SC are blind as bats...
- Even On My Day Off....
- Entitlement whores, gender bending, and conspiracies, oh my!
- Raging Bargain Lust
- What do you want!??!
- Stupidity of Lore: HHHZ triple rant session
- Mild cursing at annoying kids...
- SC = Sincerly Crazy...
- I regret to inform you dispite how many times you say it, SPRITE ISN'T CHEESE
- So, what are you gonna do about this?
- All of my customers are liars, I swear
- field report from FOJK
- The conference call from Hades
- my SC for today
- Paying tax does not equate to fraud
- I demand you serve me!!!
- Anyone hate it when customers say "YOU" like its your fault?
- Kinda strange guy at work
- Two guys stole from my work today
- We can't save you from yourself, sir...
- Creepy Porno Guy
- But I just paid!!
- Ew. Ew. Ew.
- Hang on, let me just magically pull one out of my arse for you.
- No money for you!
- The F word and a 3 Musketeers Bar [Long]
- Excuse me but your ****s are showing...
- All in one day
- Time Travelling Woman who demands a tech (long and ranty)
- The foul scourge of partial month charges...
- SC's in the dentist office!
- This was actually just said in my store...
- Worst customers I've ever had... (long post)
- Insensitive Jerks, Homework Helpers, and Napoleon
- Self Serve Shoplifters
- Call my next appointment..
- There's a first time for everything
- Returning CC Idiots
- Funny Fraud Attempt
- Could you check the price of this....and this.....and this.....
- No, we don't stock aspirin.
- E-bill SC's...."Why don't I get a paper bill anymore?"
- Paint desk = Home decorating
- Gotta love the stupid questions...
- Shoplifting and the Devouring of Small Mammals
- Too rich a customer
- Laundromat Follies
- Flying Canadian Pennies
- The gene pool needs some chlorine
- Yeah.... Just give me a second to tie my tubes
- Are you picking a restaurant or doing your taxes?
- Strange
- Panhandling SC's looking for handouts!
- SC gets what he asked for, not what he wanted.
- The same steak is different!! (long)
- My driveway is NOT a UPS dropoff place!
- Refund lady
- Sexual Harassment
- typical domino's conversation
- How will money solve the issue?...
- You will give me £150 because I'm so obviously above you.
- Stereotypes are bullsh**!!
- Why no, I'm not ignorant!
- Airplane Shenanigans.
- My first Paris-wantabe
- I Haven't Been a 15 Year Old Boy Since...Never
- An open letter
- SC's that brag about being SC's....
- Just a "cashier"!
- A weekend of SC's
- New NFL franchise: the SCs
- What part of "NONE SOLD TO DEALERS" does this family not understand?
- Yes Ma'am, today's temperature IS my fault
- You were born for the Stage...
- Just stood up to an SC.....
- Selfish people at closing time-first post (sorry-long!)
- Mrs. Can't Take A Hint, Time Consumer and The Effiecient Decision Makers (long)
- I should get this expensive item for free because...
- I hate this sale (long)
- Back to the Salt Mine...
- Goody Cakes and the Jordanian Diplomat
- O Oracle of Stupidity, Whose Death Has Thou Foreseen?
- Are you Opening?
- That's ILLEGAL. (LONG)
- Dont Make Me Unwrap the Meat!!
- I already told you NO!
- Random Acts of Stupidity
- Either you want them or you don't!
- Damn annoying prank callin kids!!
- Sucky Sunday Guests
- Thank you, SC!
- What are you going to give me?
- The most stupid question I've ever been asked...
- An innocent bystander calls it like it is
- Attention-seeking queue hag
- Of COURSE I know what I'm doing
- Don't you just love calling the cops...
- Sorry Sir They've Gone Home.
- I just...I mean...Seriously? Who does that?
- Two Days of SC Musical rant
- Thats 149.99 ma'am
- I'll be needing one of your kidneys as well.
- Unusual Credit Card situations from Stupid Credit Card Holders
- Am I being an SC I've got to know - long post
- "This is why people go crazy and start shooting"
- It's official, I've found the person with the LEAST life...
- I'm sick of sleazeballs.
- I love Best Buy….But they are stressing the relationship.
- Fun times at the ol' lube shop(long, kinda)
- What, I'm stood here for the benefit of my health?!
- Stupidest question of the Millennia.
- Shut up and listen to me!
- Enviromentalay Friendly
- Shoplifter sobs to owner over the phone.
- Girls can be gamers too!
- This is an emergency! (kinda long)
- Dance With the Devil
- Charge card catastorphy and how I'm thwarted again.
- one for the heck of it
- random electronics rants
- Impatient Porn watchers on the attack!
- SC sues dry cleaners for $54 million... & he's a JUDGE!!!
- I lost my keys in your store--I deserve free stuff
- But I drove all the way from...
- Gratuitous Violence and the change of ownership for all your places of operations...
- Toilets & Other People's Kids.
- Modern Art...
- They're everywhere! (long)
- Return of soul sucking vampire
- Freudian Slip
- Yes, I heard you. (short)
- Procrastination Hurts......
- Credit and other sale woes (long)
- "Yeah yeah."
- On Bulls---ing Customers
- Lawn Sex
- I need a Medic!!
- The Return of Stereotype Asshole Man!!!
- The evils of the interweb
- Old man
- So I had to report a threat tonight
- Drive up Teller Woes
- Ipods, Cell Phones and the Silent Ones
- I know what I'm talking about! I'm a SOFTWARE ENGINEER!
- Gimme Gimme Gimme!
- Was this sucky of me?
- God, the exterior decorator.
- Short, yet kind of funny
- Pet hate
- Ever Been Ordered to Be an SC?
- Do you see the irony in what you just asked for?
- SC's who think you're accusing them of stealing!
- So now i'm a racist...
- what the hell?????
- ID for loading gift cards, funny manager
- If I can get my hands dirty.......
- You are ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
- I heard you the first time.
- Antenna Lady (sorry a little long)
- Wrong company Lady
- So Let Me Get This Straight
- I felt like I was working with children...
- Fire Fire
- I hate Saturdays...
- You need to teach her better
- SC tries to provide options for his GIMME attempt
- WTH is wrong with you??
- Rampant Stupidity
- Three ways to annoy me on checkouts
- "Born Again" when it suits THEM
- The Stupidiest Woman Alive and the Return of Call Center Jesus
- Barely Noticable IV Noise=Headache?
- The Joys of Being a Customer Service Associate
- Should I send this letter?
- Sunday's Revenge
- Shove it up your...well, you know the rest (Warning: Strong Language)
- Gypsy Sunday
- Why is that SC's tend to make a simple task into a complicated situation?
- Unbelievable (no, wait, it is believable)
- Mother of the Year
- The Little Printer That Couldn't
- When doing favors for customers isn't good enough.
- Rude Icee lady
- ****ing kids and the ****ing Manga Section....
- Did you enjoy eating your own words?
- Things customers learn in the electronics dept.
- Don't yell at my kids for playing in garbage!!!
- Kind of rude
- Complaining to other customers...
- And that is the sound of my brain exploding.
- The Holiday Suckers
- U-scan blues
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