PDA

View Full Version : Sucky Customers

Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 [16] 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89
  1. Scary anti-credit app lady
  2. I Vanquished an Interruptosaurus Today!
  3. A pain-in-the-butt gets his in return
  4. Those people need to take care of themselves!
  5. A new game: Let's see which cards DOESN'T decline...
  6. Trust me, I know what I am doing, thank you!
  7. The Wrong line!
  8. The Smartass Cranky Old Woman, Disappearing Act, and 8th Grade Girls Gone Wild!
  9. I detect crankiness.
  10. Hey dumbass.....Get away from there
  11. More Intelligent, SC or Sparrow?
  12. *looks back at her job description*
  13. Fire Alarm Fun! (bit long)
  14. Not really an SC, but how hard is it to understand?
  15. Trust your salesman, for once.
  16. Questions that make my head hurt
  17. I've been inconvenienced! Give me free stuff!
  18. as is means as is
  19. Bitterness and Densensitization
  20. I Deliberately Misunderstood This Guy
  21. That's funny, the waiting room has AC. (kinda-long)
  22. was I sucky?
  23. we don't take cheques any more
  24. The Southern Wave
  25. Customers whining about refit
  26. Look at me! Talk to me! Listen to me!
  27. No alcohol before 12:00 on Sundays. Memorize it.
  28. Misbehavior is NOT a Laughing Matter!
  29. When you guys say that you're not a babysitting service
  30. Could You Maybe Elaborate?
  31. I forgot my wallet
  32. Customers more important than employees
  33. another case of idiots not paying attention
  34. I need a 2pm tee time at your hotel please...
  35. SC's of the day (long)
  36. Signs are ftw mmkay?
  37. The word of the day is: WAIT.
  38. You are not a cop, you don't need to see my ID!
  39. Two idiots in one day
  40. An Entire Week's Worth of Pain in a Single NIGHT.
  41. I want what's on the flyer
  42. You're doing it wrong!
  43. Talk about stupid...
  44. The kids sukith too
  45. Staring and Bikinis
  46. Karma's Day Of Vengence (Bit Long)
  47. We are Anonymous. Resistance is Futile.
  48. I didn´t know I looked THAT competent
  49. Well on his way to suckyness (long)
  50. Kids are not unlike small dogs. They both pee in corners.
  51. Being quiet doesn't give either of us what we want... (with bonus rant)
  52. Who knew so many old people liked country music?
  53. Saturday Night at the Movies
  54. Tales From the Tyranical Meat Market pt.1 (long)
  55. Yes, that seems to be the most practical solution to your problem
  56. To anyone who works in the electronics business (like for cable/satellite/etc.)
  57. I hate greenhouse clearance sales
  58. Wal-Mart customers...Fun or full of stupid...
  59. people drive me up the wall sometimes...
  60. Rude, Rude, Rude (and impatient too!) - long
  61. Not so much sucky, but stupid
  62. Oh the pain. The pain of it all...
  63. Gold Star!
  64. You took the words right out of my mouth
  65. GangBangin Wannabe
  66. Just looking for an argument...
  67. I need your help with something...
  68. Procrastinators suck!
  69. She wants soup, get her soup!
  70. Ma'am, we can't save you from your own stupidity
  71. Two in 2 days
  72. I love Best Buy….But they are stressing the relationship (part 2)
  73. How many in here feel the same?
  74. Price Match Liar
  75. Shut DOWN!!! OWNED!!
  76. I Found God
  77. "No Lemon" woes
  78. Do I need to grow a spine? (Long)
  79. Whole lotta Crap in a whole lotta old.
  80. No refund for you!
  81. Too lazy to put it together
  82. Did I go far enough? (re: family trying to buy up our sodas to resell in their store)
  83. The Stupid and the Sucky....a soap opera
  84. Jems of wisdom!!!
  85. I was sucky - (long and ranty)
  86. Idiot customer causes explosion
  87. Can You Tell Me How to Leave, How to Leave this Retail Hell
  88. Returning merchandise
  89. SC gets what he has coming to him.
  90. Sales tax is not a new occurrence
  91. Ways not to get Cable Service
  92. Will I have to get sucky at Best Buy tomorrow?
  93. Thanks for questioning my integrity!!
  94. So, you are the President now.....
  95. Save Me From The Early Birds: The Wedding Edition
  96. That's A Health Hazard You Know
  97. Bagging requests
  98. Don't throw that at me
  99. Oh I'm sorry, did you mean me?! Standing a shop away from you?
  100. More adventures in sucktacular parenting!
  101. I got to defend against a SC today.
  102. I have just committed myself to hell...
  103. Customers who can't find out things on their own and blame the TELLER!
  104. Shhh, it's invisible!
  105. Customer Not Happy with Fairly New Bagger
  106. Gee! Thanks!
  107. no employee discount for you!
  108. Another type of annoyance
  109. Gnawing someone's head off.
  110. I'm sorry, but... NOT OUR PROBLEM!!
  111. Treachery Most Foul...
  112. 192 cans of cat food
  113. Stay in Your own state
  114. Customer dug through my desk..
  115. Red flag SC's
  116. Our LP policy made her uncomfortable.
  117. Gremlins, Home Depot and the return of the Parkade(tm)
  118. How sucky is this?
  119. The Grunters
  120. Battery-flinging fit-thrower
  121. You traitor! You're not getting a job here!
  122. Faire-ly Ridiculous Patrons
  123. Fighting fire with fire...
  124. Words Customers Use
  125. Ha! I tricked you! *Long*
  126. Do You Know Who I Am!
  127. If your gonna lie, you might wanna......
  128. "Free and open to the public" bus service just begs for it, doesn't it?
  129. Like, hello? Some manners would be nice! (Anyone else?)
  130. What part of "we don't have this" do you not understand?
  131. "Empty your pants!" (and dont' make me go in there)
  132. I spend money there!
  133. When customers don't believe you
  134. Damn Proud to have the right to refuse service to rude, cellphone SC's
  135. Rude,annoying ignorant SC jokes, Please list them.
  136. I scream, you scream...
  137. But you're a girl... (Talk about the last straw)
  138. senior?
  139. Greetings from iPhone Hell
  140. Yeah, I'M the idiot
  141. Get over yourself!
  142. Nipple Clips and Haagen Daas
  143. I am a regular
  144. No One Is Impressed
  145. Some interesting calls ive taken...
  146. Holiday Idiots
  147. I don't know whether to laugh or cry
  148. Psycho in the red shirt
  149. Thirteen Idiots (long)
  150. This guy wasn't really a SC, he was just a THIEF (attempted bad check writer)
  151. Crystal man, medical professional and attempted come-on- long.
  152. Dear God, she really said this...
  153. Asking for the Impossible - Twice
  154. We are a convenience store...
  155. Pettiest of thieves
  156. Does **** have it?
  157. Triple Suck: Like Triple Sec, but evil
  158. Horray Pee!!
  159. My Dad's Past with Bike Shorts Guy
  160. Boys and Girls of Every Age, Don't You Think Customers are Very Strange?
  161. New Uniforms (strong language)
  162. And it begins.......
  163. Being asked if I want to come back to Wal-Mart
  164. A whole field of blooming idiots...and other oddities
  165. How old are you?
  166. Why do they always come at closing...
  167. I'm rich and stay at 5 star hotels...
  168. Why did you ask me?
  169. The customer can never listen...
  170. Take a number!
  171. The Blind and Flat out dumb SC
  172. Where is my TV?
  173. Is this new? Customers
  174. Frequent Shopper card woes
  175. A few cable customer quotes
  176. Fresh food.
  177. Independence Day Losers (ranty)
  178. "I don't care!"
  179. Out of Control Customer
  180. Did I suck?
  181. Where is my son? (bit of strong language at the end)
  182. Rewrite the physics books, rain is NOT a liquid...
  183. Scottish Jello Wrestling
  184. Behold the darkness in my heart
  185. No Reciept, No Exchange.
  186. No, don't put your child in danger for money you will probably lose.
  187. Customers on the prowl...
  188. I have filled my "Freak Bingo" card
  189. My job description does not include making sure your bill is accurate and correct!
  190. Post Indepence Day Losers
  191. Well Great Now I'm Afraid To Shop
  192. The power of Harry Potter compels you!
  193. SC's buying displays and I have to watch them throw a temper tantrum
  194. And then she huffed and she puffed...
  195. Oh, my meat!
  196. Third Shift Stories...
  197. Pizza Pizza Pizza (warning: will rot brain)
  198. By way of introduction...
  199. I feel dirty.
  200. VIP Teen
  201. The Exit
  202. Coupon horror stories - feel free to list them
  203. 10 Things That Are Not My Job
  204. You're trying to charge for a service? Get me a manager!
  205. The Epic Saga of VL, 3 stories, each stupid.
  206. SC for me, and I don't work! With visual aid.
  207. First odd story from the new job, insights on human behavior
  208. Not Sucky, but Strange Nonetheless.....
  209. Just do everything the way I want you to...even if it gets you fired.
  210. Four year old flasher
  211. No we are not trying to rip you off...We are trying to help animals
  212. Customer's Car was stolen.
  213. verbally attacking another customer (strong language)
  214. That'll Learn Ya!
  215. Cunning Stunts
  216. and how am i a racist?
  217. When couples are too close.
  218. All happened today, had to get it off my chest
  219. Growing Jaded in my old age....
  220. All your cigarettes are belong to ME!
  221. Call your congressman...
  222. Awesome customer makes horrid night seem like nothing
  223. Being cussed out and hit on within 24 hours (looong)
  224. The "I'm not shopping here?" threat in a store of hundreds
  225. I'd like to get a few things off my chest.
  226. The stupid is strong in this one.
  227. why is it so hard to believe i work in auto
  228. Some people need to die...
  229. Hickory Smoked Dystopia
  230. Unroll your own coin!
  231. The toolbelt is not a toy!
  232. Please don't touch the cart machine, hot weather hell
  233. "You billed me for 3 extra minutes?! I'm going to the media with this!"
  234. In Which I Am Called "The Fat Girl"
  235. Yes, I can read your mind, abso-fricking-lutely, yes indeedy.....
  236. I didn't know where to put that one!!
  237. Customer calls the police on the store...
  238. Another shoplifting story
  239. Fried chicken woes
  240. I didn't go over!
  241. So I was in the airport and saw a sign
  242. They're Everywhere!
  243. You maniacs! You blew it up!
  244. I need to make a payment...
  245. A Hell of an Annoying Day....full of incomprehensible idiocy.
  246. Take your politics out of my store
  247. Fine, Don't Believe Me
  248. My life sucks...
  249. "Then why can you take it out?"
  250. It's damn sweet to have a Manager who doesn't put up with bullcrap customers