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  1. Accusations, mindless fools, and.....
  2. Not So Sucky As Much As Annoying
  3. My own "I'm never shopping here" story
  4. Do you know where it's made?
  5. Price complainer returns ... twice
  6. Dumbness Squared
  7. I WANT that for 86 cents!
  8. The logic of SCs
  9. I think this constitutes verbal torture
  10. Rules for SC
  11. He called his MOM
  12. The illogical, the jerk, and the PETA activist
  13. Retail Computer Sales
  14. Get Your Goddamn Hands Offa Me, Son
  15. Prostitutes, contract killers and the reverse magican
  16. Back, kinda
  17. I am on the phone!
  18. free peep show!
  19. I am a Discusting Human Being and a Liar.....
  20. I apologize for your mistake being our fault!
  21. Urge to kill....rising...rising....
  22. My levitation powers weren't working.
  23. It's the Police!
  24. "your order has been recieved, but there is no tracking information available...
  25. Achtung!
  26. Tales of the newbie McRegister monkey
  27. More stories of cell phone hell...
  28. Is everybody ready? To laugh along. These retail songs. It's retail laugh along!
  29. The Demonchild and Doglady
  30. General Stupidity
  31. Oh dear, how stressful for you
  32. It is not my fault that you do not speak English!
  33. divorce call
  34. Talk about slow
  35. But I need the number for customer service!
  36. My supervising shifts are cursed
  37. Just a general observation on stupidity
  38. Customer broke equipment
  39. HHHZ Quicky: Credit Card isn't the same as debit!!
  40. From my first two posts you know that I don't take crap
  41. Total lack of perspective
  42. What a horrible, horrible man . . .
  43. I had to be sucky AGAIN
  44. Just because we're a SF specialty store...
  45. I Wrote a Book!
  46. Was I wrong?? (Long)
  47. Miserable couple in Die Hard 4.0
  48. I was a SC - long
  49. suck or not, you get the say
  50. Snooty Pooty Drunkie Pants
  51. Customer Service isnt answering!!!!
  52. Get me a gas mask!
  53. Meth Weasel
  54. Placing an order... NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!
  55. man your cheap
  56. New Environment, New Morons
  57. Customer Grants Employee Amazing New Abilities
  58. Geek Squad Conspiracy!
  59. Since it's Friday the 13th...
  60. Am I mumbling, or something?
  61. Mischief Unmanageable
  62. Just shoot me...
  63. DON'T. TOUCH. ME.
  64. Line Etiquette
  65. I Can and Do Read, Thank You
  66. First post of retirement plan customers
  67. My sister, the SC (Months of frustration, so it's long)
  68. Heartbreak, Ewoks and Deliverance
  69. And you are...?
  70. OMG, one of the most abusive customers EVER...
  71. What customers children do at the checkout.
  72. Try harder to bribe us buddy (HP7 Woes)....
  73. *blnk stare*
  74. the CIA dine and dasher
  75. I think I was a mild SC.
  76. he gave me money that had been in his MOUTH
  77. Disrepectfull customers
  78. I don't want to be a sucky customer... advice?
  79. Not In the Mood
  80. Irk
  81. Pocket gifts....(essentially things I don't want)
  82. Are you still running *this offer*
  83. Customers say the dumbest things...
  84. RTFM or GTFO!!!!
  85. Why do you torment me?
  86. Crazy Ice Cream Lady
  87. Hot Pocket Lament
  88. Um, the store is CLOSED, dingus
  89. Redneck kid gets what he deserves.
  90. I HATE racist people!
  91. Who gave you permission to use the phone?
  92. Self Checkouts: Tailor-Made For Thieves?
  93. The bookstore: a breeding ground for idiots!
  94. I need advice from you guys
  95. Cheap Little Flashlights
  96. I want it for FREE! But I don't know how...
  97. "WoW" what a discount
  98. And so the insulting begins.
  99. Any telemarketers in here?
  100. High profile SC gets boned.
  101. You may be deaf, but I'm not stupid. (and a question)
  102. You kiss your mother with that mouth??
  103. Behind my Counter? NOT!
  104. Worst SC
  105. Would this be sucky of me?
  106. Please finish shopping first!
  107. 'Call these pistachios?!'
  108. Sunday Sucks.
  109. Five in one day!!
  110. Lets just throw all common courtesy out the window shall we...
  111. Delivery Woes (a rant)
  112. Was it a full moon today?
  113. Play Acting (From the sands of time)
  114. Same Item Only means just that!
  115. Yes, those kids from the Christian Youth Group are a MAJOR threat
  116. They don't pay me enough to serve jerks who come to my till with my light off.
  117. Wherein my brain processes go "boink"
  118. It must have been made of solid gold
  119. Beetroot Juice
  120. Stirring up trouble for fun and profit
  121. Crazy Eye Lady
  122. Honesty! (Short and sweet)
  123. No Shirt, No Shoes, NO SERVICE
  124. I quit...kinda (long)
  125. Yeah, that's not us lady!
  126. Saturday is Harry Potter Day
  127. I HAVE EXPERIENCE YOU CROTCHETY OL...
  128. Shut up shut up shut up....
  129. They are two entirely different stores!
  130. Um... That is not how it works
  131. Childrenswear woes...
  132. My conglomeration of stories...as promised
  133. I am not a second-class citizen!
  134. Don't whistle at me like I'm an f-ing dog!
  135. Just Can't Wait!
  136. That was the tip? (NSFW)
  137. TruthHurts is the most unhelpful person ever!!!
  138. Be prepared!!!!
  139. Quit Whining For Gods Sake
  140. Harassment, boobs, and potatoes...oh my!!!!
  141. General suckiness.
  142. Thongs and Teletubbies
  143. Impatient and Idiotic.
  144. Promotion changeover suck
  145. How very vanilla.
  146. Another day in paradise....
  147. WATCH YOUR DAMN CHILDREN!!!
  148. Lack of Parenting skills
  149. Sucky Customers from the front lines of the pharmacy
  150. The Finicky Currency Mongers
  151. Even wastewater gets SCs!
  152. I'm not a stripper! And other stories.
  153. I feared for my life...(PS, I'm a jerk.)
  154. Insurance Claims Jobs
  155. Pass the dutchie
  156. customer followed me into the bathroom
  157. Just STOP TALKING!
  158. See, no reason to be sucky. (longish)
  159. "Where's my $75?" Strong pimp hand
  160. Card machines crashing = our fault?
  161. Boring, long story
  162. Stupid Customer Jokes
  163. There are just no words ...
  164. My Encounter With Her Majesty
  165. Signs You Will Never See Posted In A Business
  166. Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint
  167. We. Don't. Have. Debit.
  168. Bags on Gass pump = NO GAS!!!
  169. Wherein a SC informs me stores honor sales forever
  170. SC 1/2 scenario at Pizza Joint
  171. when a store has a costume party your suppose to dress up!
  172. Stupid library kids!
  173. You Want What-Now? (Language)
  174. When they don't like the price...
  175. sob... sniffle... oh the misery of it all...
  176. You want me to overdraw somebody's account?
  177. Did I really just hear that? (language)
  178. Dear Early Birds
  179. "What are you doing?!"
  180. My poor brain cells...
  181. Tales from the frontdesk
  182. I can't be bothered to translate Bitch....
  183. Oh drunken jerkface...(an open letter)
  184. Urrm- what?
  185. ... I don't see a chicken... [long]
  186. Polar Bears and Gene Thievery - now with added AUDIO!
  187. An old story from my experience......
  188. And you're proud of that..????
  189. More tales from the bar from hell
  190. Important Public Service Announcement....
  191. A couple honorable mentions from the pharmacy
  192. Mother of the year
  193. What part of hell did you drag yourself out of?
  194. The Crooked Jawed Lady
  195. It's just a name... get over it.
  196. HHHZ Quicky:Think before you give someone a hard time by saying "For crying out loud"
  197. A Few Stories...
  198. Thread spinoff: Customers by the busloads!!!!
  199. Buy a compass!
  200. But a price tag says...
  201. Karma, 'Tis a Beautiful Thing
  202. Why don't I get paid a dentist's wages?
  203. Saturday parts SC's
  204. Our Techs Aren't at Your Beck and Call, a Love Story...
  205. These are not difficult concepts, people.....
  206. Customer made someone cry (language)
  207. We Need This Information
  208. You Can Only Pay Cash For a Credit Gift Card
  209. Why do SC's instantly lose their hearing only when don't hear what they want to?
  210. Co-worker lost it
  211. im a loyal customer you owe me
  212. For what?
  213. The 85 year old Olympic Athlete
  214. I'll call Mike Myers and Dana Carvey!! (long,some swearing)
  215. Got yelled at today
  216. Result of Customer Abuse
  217. Daisies
  218. A couple of gems
  219. My mother had an SC today
  220. Customers who hit on you
  221. Being referred to as F-ing Cashiers (those friggin Sunday nights)
  222. "I will not tell you the ending."
  223. We discussed this last time you called - my story isn't changing!
  224. New to petrol... and new levels of suckiness
  225. A Tale of 4-Tecs and Webkinz...
  226. A Reprieve - or - What constitutes a SC?
  227. As much as we talk about SCs; at my job the customers are about the only GOOD part.
  228. No. We're Not Going to Help You Violate Copyright Law
  229. What the Hell? Jackass in a Suit.
  230. Another old gas station thread
  231. What do you expect for free?
  232. Trying to return old clothes....LONG
  233. Check Numbers
  234. Liquidation Store Nightmare (long)
  235. The door with no lock is locked!!...
  236. I REALLY think this chick was on drugs
  237. Patron made me cry
  238. Caught in a lie
  239. Grand Theft Barbie
  240. Bathroom quickie
  241. The case of the flying iced coffee
  242. I can't tell you how long it'll take me to fix until I know whats wrong with it
  243. Whuuuuuuh?
  244. Looking forward to angry drunken arguments...
  245. Customer ID debacle--WTF?
  246. Apparently my job is not real work
  247. Sucky or not sucky behavior from retail customers, Please vote.
  248. If I Hear....
  249. Hit on, yelled at and sworn to secrecy on the same day (LONG)
  250. Another petrol story.. (well 2 actually)