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- Accusations, mindless fools, and.....
- Not So Sucky As Much As Annoying
- My own "I'm never shopping here" story
- Do you know where it's made?
- Price complainer returns ... twice
- Dumbness Squared
- I WANT that for 86 cents!
- The logic of SCs
- I think this constitutes verbal torture
- Rules for SC
- He called his MOM
- The illogical, the jerk, and the PETA activist
- Retail Computer Sales
- Get Your Goddamn Hands Offa Me, Son
- Prostitutes, contract killers and the reverse magican
- Back, kinda
- I am on the phone!
- free peep show!
- I am a Discusting Human Being and a Liar.....
- I apologize for your mistake being our fault!
- Urge to kill....rising...rising....
- My levitation powers weren't working.
- It's the Police!
- "your order has been recieved, but there is no tracking information available...
- Achtung!
- Tales of the newbie McRegister monkey
- More stories of cell phone hell...
- Is everybody ready? To laugh along. These retail songs. It's retail laugh along!
- The Demonchild and Doglady
- General Stupidity
- Oh dear, how stressful for you
- It is not my fault that you do not speak English!
- divorce call
- Talk about slow
- But I need the number for customer service!
- My supervising shifts are cursed
- Just a general observation on stupidity
- Customer broke equipment
- HHHZ Quicky: Credit Card isn't the same as debit!!
- From my first two posts you know that I don't take crap
- Total lack of perspective
- What a horrible, horrible man . . .
- I had to be sucky AGAIN
- Just because we're a SF specialty store...
- I Wrote a Book!
- Was I wrong?? (Long)
- Miserable couple in Die Hard 4.0
- I was a SC - long
- suck or not, you get the say
- Snooty Pooty Drunkie Pants
- Customer Service isnt answering!!!!
- Get me a gas mask!
- Meth Weasel
- Placing an order... NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!
- man your cheap
- New Environment, New Morons
- Customer Grants Employee Amazing New Abilities
- Geek Squad Conspiracy!
- Since it's Friday the 13th...
- Am I mumbling, or something?
- Mischief Unmanageable
- Just shoot me...
- DON'T. TOUCH. ME.
- Line Etiquette
- I Can and Do Read, Thank You
- First post of retirement plan customers
- My sister, the SC (Months of frustration, so it's long)
- Heartbreak, Ewoks and Deliverance
- And you are...?
- OMG, one of the most abusive customers EVER...
- What customers children do at the checkout.
- Try harder to bribe us buddy (HP7 Woes)....
- *blnk stare*
- the CIA dine and dasher
- I think I was a mild SC.
- he gave me money that had been in his MOUTH
- Disrepectfull customers
- I don't want to be a sucky customer... advice?
- Not In the Mood
- Irk
- Pocket gifts....(essentially things I don't want)
- Are you still running *this offer*
- Customers say the dumbest things...
- RTFM or GTFO!!!!
- Why do you torment me?
- Crazy Ice Cream Lady
- Hot Pocket Lament
- Um, the store is CLOSED, dingus
- Redneck kid gets what he deserves.
- I HATE racist people!
- Who gave you permission to use the phone?
- Self Checkouts: Tailor-Made For Thieves?
- The bookstore: a breeding ground for idiots!
- I need advice from you guys
- Cheap Little Flashlights
- I want it for FREE! But I don't know how...
- "WoW" what a discount
- And so the insulting begins.
- Any telemarketers in here?
- High profile SC gets boned.
- You may be deaf, but I'm not stupid. (and a question)
- You kiss your mother with that mouth??
- Behind my Counter? NOT!
- Worst SC
- Would this be sucky of me?
- Please finish shopping first!
- 'Call these pistachios?!'
- Sunday Sucks.
- Five in one day!!
- Lets just throw all common courtesy out the window shall we...
- Delivery Woes (a rant)
- Was it a full moon today?
- Play Acting (From the sands of time)
- Same Item Only means just that!
- Yes, those kids from the Christian Youth Group are a MAJOR threat
- They don't pay me enough to serve jerks who come to my till with my light off.
- Wherein my brain processes go "boink"
- It must have been made of solid gold
- Beetroot Juice
- Stirring up trouble for fun and profit
- Crazy Eye Lady
- Honesty! (Short and sweet)
- No Shirt, No Shoes, NO SERVICE
- I quit...kinda (long)
- Yeah, that's not us lady!
- Saturday is Harry Potter Day
- I HAVE EXPERIENCE YOU CROTCHETY OL...
- Shut up shut up shut up....
- They are two entirely different stores!
- Um... That is not how it works
- Childrenswear woes...
- My conglomeration of stories...as promised
- I am not a second-class citizen!
- Don't whistle at me like I'm an f-ing dog!
- Just Can't Wait!
- That was the tip? (NSFW)
- TruthHurts is the most unhelpful person ever!!!
- Be prepared!!!!
- Quit Whining For Gods Sake
- Harassment, boobs, and potatoes...oh my!!!!
- General suckiness.
- Thongs and Teletubbies
- Impatient and Idiotic.
- Promotion changeover suck
- How very vanilla.
- Another day in paradise....
- WATCH YOUR DAMN CHILDREN!!!
- Lack of Parenting skills
- Sucky Customers from the front lines of the pharmacy
- The Finicky Currency Mongers
- Even wastewater gets SCs!
- I'm not a stripper! And other stories.
- I feared for my life...(PS, I'm a jerk.)
- Insurance Claims Jobs
- Pass the dutchie
- customer followed me into the bathroom
- Just STOP TALKING!
- See, no reason to be sucky. (longish)
- "Where's my $75?" Strong pimp hand
- Card machines crashing = our fault?
- Boring, long story
- Stupid Customer Jokes
- There are just no words ...
- My Encounter With Her Majesty
- Signs You Will Never See Posted In A Business
- Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint
- We. Don't. Have. Debit.
- Bags on Gass pump = NO GAS!!!
- Wherein a SC informs me stores honor sales forever
- SC 1/2 scenario at Pizza Joint
- when a store has a costume party your suppose to dress up!
- Stupid library kids!
- You Want What-Now? (Language)
- When they don't like the price...
- sob... sniffle... oh the misery of it all...
- You want me to overdraw somebody's account?
- Did I really just hear that? (language)
- Dear Early Birds
- "What are you doing?!"
- My poor brain cells...
- Tales from the frontdesk
- I can't be bothered to translate Bitch....
- Oh drunken jerkface...(an open letter)
- Urrm- what?
- ... I don't see a chicken... [long]
- Polar Bears and Gene Thievery - now with added AUDIO!
- An old story from my experience......
- And you're proud of that..????
- More tales from the bar from hell
- Important Public Service Announcement....
- A couple honorable mentions from the pharmacy
- Mother of the year
- What part of hell did you drag yourself out of?
- The Crooked Jawed Lady
- It's just a name... get over it.
- HHHZ Quicky:Think before you give someone a hard time by saying "For crying out loud"
- A Few Stories...
- Thread spinoff: Customers by the busloads!!!!
- Buy a compass!
- But a price tag says...
- Karma, 'Tis a Beautiful Thing
- Why don't I get paid a dentist's wages?
- Saturday parts SC's
- Our Techs Aren't at Your Beck and Call, a Love Story...
- These are not difficult concepts, people.....
- Customer made someone cry (language)
- We Need This Information
- You Can Only Pay Cash For a Credit Gift Card
- Why do SC's instantly lose their hearing only when don't hear what they want to?
- Co-worker lost it
- im a loyal customer you owe me
- For what?
- The 85 year old Olympic Athlete
- I'll call Mike Myers and Dana Carvey!! (long,some swearing)
- Got yelled at today
- Result of Customer Abuse
- Daisies
- A couple of gems
- My mother had an SC today
- Customers who hit on you
- Being referred to as F-ing Cashiers (those friggin Sunday nights)
- "I will not tell you the ending."
- We discussed this last time you called - my story isn't changing!
- New to petrol... and new levels of suckiness
- A Tale of 4-Tecs and Webkinz...
- A Reprieve - or - What constitutes a SC?
- As much as we talk about SCs; at my job the customers are about the only GOOD part.
- No. We're Not Going to Help You Violate Copyright Law
- What the Hell? Jackass in a Suit.
- Another old gas station thread
- What do you expect for free?
- Trying to return old clothes....LONG
- Check Numbers
- Liquidation Store Nightmare (long)
- The door with no lock is locked!!...
- I REALLY think this chick was on drugs
- Patron made me cry
- Caught in a lie
- Grand Theft Barbie
- Bathroom quickie
- The case of the flying iced coffee
- I can't tell you how long it'll take me to fix until I know whats wrong with it
- Whuuuuuuh?
- Looking forward to angry drunken arguments...
- Customer ID debacle--WTF?
- Apparently my job is not real work
- Sucky or not sucky behavior from retail customers, Please vote.
- If I Hear....
- Hit on, yelled at and sworn to secrecy on the same day (LONG)
- Another petrol story.. (well 2 actually)
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