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  1. Call your congressman...
  2. Awesome customer makes horrid night seem like nothing
  3. Being cussed out and hit on within 24 hours (looong)
  4. The "I'm not shopping here?" threat in a store of hundreds
  5. "I know more than my doctor does!"
  6. I'd like to get a few things off my chest.
  7. The stupid is strong in this one.
  8. why is it so hard to believe i work in auto
  9. Some people need to die...
  10. Hickory Smoked Dystopia
  11. Unroll your own coin!
  12. The toolbelt is not a toy!
  13. Please don't touch the cart machine, hot weather hell
  14. "You billed me for 3 extra minutes?! I'm going to the media with this!"
  15. In Which I Am Called "The Fat Girl"
  16. Yes, I can read your mind, abso-fricking-lutely, yes indeedy.....
  17. I didn't know where to put that one!!
  18. Customer calls the police on the store...
  19. Another shoplifting story
  20. Fried chicken woes
  21. I didn't go over!
  22. So I was in the airport and saw a sign
  23. They're Everywhere!
  24. You maniacs! You blew it up!
  25. I need to make a payment...
  26. A Hell of an Annoying Day....full of incomprehensible idiocy.
  27. Take your politics out of my store
  28. Fine, Don't Believe Me
  29. My life sucks...
  30. "Then why can you take it out?"
  31. It's damn sweet to have a Manager who doesn't put up with bullcrap customers
  32. Accusations, mindless fools, and.....
  33. Not So Sucky As Much As Annoying
  34. My own "I'm never shopping here" story
  35. Best Excuse for Skipping an Appointment, EVER
  36. Couldn't make this up, even if I wanted too...
  37. Do you know where it's made?
  38. Price complainer returns ... twice
  39. Dumbness Squared
  40. I WANT that for 86 cents!
  41. The logic of SCs
  42. I think this constitutes verbal torture
  43. Rules for SC
  44. He called his MOM
  45. The illogical, the jerk, and the PETA activist
  46. Retail Computer Sales
  47. Get Your Goddamn Hands Offa Me, Son
  48. Prostitutes, contract killers and the reverse magican
  49. Back, kinda
  50. I am on the phone!
  51. free peep show!
  52. I am a Discusting Human Being and a Liar.....
  53. I apologize for your mistake being our fault!
  54. Urge to kill....rising...rising....
  55. My levitation powers weren't working.
  56. It's the Police!
  57. "your order has been recieved, but there is no tracking information available...
  58. Achtung!
  59. Tales of the newbie McRegister monkey
  60. More stories of cell phone hell...
  61. Is everybody ready? To laugh along. These retail songs. It's retail laugh along!
  62. The Demonchild and Doglady
  63. General Stupidity
  64. Oh dear, how stressful for you
  65. It is not my fault that you do not speak English!
  66. divorce call
  67. Talk about slow
  68. But I need the number for customer service!
  69. My supervising shifts are cursed
  70. Just a general observation on stupidity
  71. Customer broke equipment
  72. HHHZ Quicky: Credit Card isn't the same as debit!!
  73. From my first two posts you know that I don't take crap
  74. Total lack of perspective
  75. What a horrible, horrible man . . .
  76. I had to be sucky AGAIN
  77. Just because we're a SF specialty store...
  78. I Wrote a Book!
  79. Was I wrong?? (Long)
  80. Miserable couple in Die Hard 4.0
  81. I was a SC - long
  82. suck or not, you get the say
  83. Snooty Pooty Drunkie Pants
  84. Customer Service isnt answering!!!!
  85. Get me a gas mask!
  86. Meth Weasel
  87. Placing an order... NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!
  88. man your cheap
  89. New Environment, New Morons
  90. Customer Grants Employee Amazing New Abilities
  91. Geek Squad Conspiracy!
  92. Since it's Friday the 13th...
  93. Am I mumbling, or something?
  94. Mischief Unmanageable
  95. Just shoot me...
  96. DON'T. TOUCH. ME.
  97. Line Etiquette
  98. I Can and Do Read, Thank You
  99. First post of retirement plan customers
  100. My sister, the SC (Months of frustration, so it's long)
  101. Heartbreak, Ewoks and Deliverance
  102. And you are...?
  103. OMG, one of the most abusive customers EVER...
  104. What customers children do at the checkout.
  105. Try harder to bribe us buddy (HP7 Woes)....
  106. *blnk stare*
  107. the CIA dine and dasher
  108. I think I was a mild SC.
  109. he gave me money that had been in his MOUTH
  110. Disrepectfull customers
  111. I don't want to be a sucky customer... advice?
  112. Not In the Mood
  113. Irk
  114. Pocket gifts....(essentially things I don't want)
  115. Are you still running *this offer*
  116. Customers say the dumbest things...
  117. RTFM or GTFO!!!!
  118. Why do you torment me?
  119. Crazy Ice Cream Lady
  120. Hot Pocket Lament
  121. Um, the store is CLOSED, dingus
  122. Redneck kid gets what he deserves.
  123. I HATE racist people!
  124. Who gave you permission to use the phone?
  125. Self Checkouts: Tailor-Made For Thieves?
  126. The bookstore: a breeding ground for idiots!
  127. I need advice from you guys
  128. Cheap Little Flashlights
  129. I want it for FREE! But I don't know how...
  130. "WoW" what a discount
  131. And so the insulting begins.
  132. Any telemarketers in here?
  133. High profile SC gets boned.
  134. You may be deaf, but I'm not stupid. (and a question)
  135. You kiss your mother with that mouth??
  136. Behind my Counter? NOT!
  137. Worst SC
  138. Would this be sucky of me?
  139. Please finish shopping first!
  140. 'Call these pistachios?!'
  141. Sunday Sucks.
  142. Five in one day!!
  143. Lets just throw all common courtesy out the window shall we...
  144. Delivery Woes (a rant)
  145. Was it a full moon today?
  146. Play Acting (From the sands of time)
  147. Same Item Only means just that!
  148. Yes, those kids from the Christian Youth Group are a MAJOR threat
  149. They don't pay me enough to serve jerks who come to my till with my light off.
  150. Wherein my brain processes go "boink"
  151. It must have been made of solid gold
  152. Beetroot Juice
  153. Stirring up trouble for fun and profit
  154. Crazy Eye Lady
  155. Honesty! (Short and sweet)
  156. No Shirt, No Shoes, NO SERVICE
  157. I quit...kinda (long)
  158. Yeah, that's not us lady!
  159. Saturday is Harry Potter Day
  160. I HAVE EXPERIENCE YOU CROTCHETY OL...
  161. Shut up shut up shut up....
  162. They are two entirely different stores!
  163. Um... That is not how it works
  164. Childrenswear woes...
  165. My conglomeration of stories...as promised
  166. I really hate to do this...
  167. I am not a second-class citizen!
  168. Don't whistle at me like I'm an f-ing dog!
  169. Just Can't Wait!
  170. That was the tip? (NSFW)
  171. TruthHurts is the most unhelpful person ever!!!
  172. Be prepared!!!!
  173. Quit Whining For Gods Sake
  174. Harassment, boobs, and potatoes...oh my!!!!
  175. General suckiness.
  176. Thongs and Teletubbies
  177. Impatient and Idiotic.
  178. Promotion changeover suck
  179. How very vanilla.
  180. Another day in paradise....
  181. WATCH YOUR DAMN CHILDREN!!!
  182. Lack of Parenting skills
  183. Sucky Customers from the front lines of the pharmacy
  184. The Finicky Currency Mongers
  185. Even wastewater gets SCs!
  186. I'm not a stripper! And other stories.
  187. I feared for my life...(PS, I'm a jerk.)
  188. Insurance Claims Jobs
  189. Pass the dutchie
  190. customer followed me into the bathroom
  191. Just STOP TALKING!
  192. See, no reason to be sucky. (longish)
  193. "Where's my $75?" Strong pimp hand
  194. Card machines crashing = our fault?
  195. Boring, long story
  196. Stupid Customer Jokes
  197. There are just no words ...
  198. My Encounter With Her Majesty
  199. Signs You Will Never See Posted In A Business
  200. Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint
  201. We. Don't. Have. Debit.
  202. Bags on Gass pump = NO GAS!!!
  203. Wherein a SC informs me stores honor sales forever
  204. SC 1/2 scenario at Pizza Joint
  205. when a store has a costume party your suppose to dress up!
  206. Stupid library kids!
  207. You Want What-Now? (Language)
  208. When they don't like the price...
  209. sob... sniffle... oh the misery of it all...
  210. You want me to overdraw somebody's account?
  211. Did I really just hear that? (language)
  212. Dear Early Birds
  213. "What are you doing?!"
  214. My poor brain cells...
  215. Tales from the frontdesk
  216. I can't be bothered to translate Bitch....
  217. Oh drunken jerkface...(an open letter)
  218. Urrm- what?
  219. ... I don't see a chicken... [long]
  220. Polar Bears and Gene Thievery - now with added AUDIO!
  221. An old story from my experience......
  222. And you're proud of that..????
  223. More tales from the bar from hell
  224. Important Public Service Announcement....
  225. A couple honorable mentions from the pharmacy
  226. Mother of the year
  227. What part of hell did you drag yourself out of?
  228. The Crooked Jawed Lady
  229. It's just a name... get over it.
  230. HHHZ Quicky:Think before you give someone a hard time by saying "For crying out loud"
  231. A Few Stories...
  232. Thread spinoff: Customers by the busloads!!!!
  233. Buy a compass!
  234. But a price tag says...
  235. Karma, 'Tis a Beautiful Thing
  236. Why don't I get paid a dentist's wages?
  237. Saturday parts SC's
  238. Our Techs Aren't at Your Beck and Call, a Love Story...
  239. These are not difficult concepts, people.....
  240. Customer made someone cry (language)
  241. We Need This Information
  242. You Can Only Pay Cash For a Credit Gift Card
  243. Why do SC's instantly lose their hearing only when don't hear what they want to?
  244. Co-worker lost it
  245. im a loyal customer you owe me
  246. For what?
  247. The 85 year old Olympic Athlete
  248. Gas/Oil Leak on our Delivery Van?
  249. I'll call Mike Myers and Dana Carvey!! (long,some swearing)
  250. Got yelled at today