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- Call your congressman...
- Awesome customer makes horrid night seem like nothing
- Being cussed out and hit on within 24 hours (looong)
- The "I'm not shopping here?" threat in a store of hundreds
- "I know more than my doctor does!"
- I'd like to get a few things off my chest.
- The stupid is strong in this one.
- why is it so hard to believe i work in auto
- Some people need to die...
- Hickory Smoked Dystopia
- Unroll your own coin!
- The toolbelt is not a toy!
- Please don't touch the cart machine, hot weather hell
- "You billed me for 3 extra minutes?! I'm going to the media with this!"
- In Which I Am Called "The Fat Girl"
- Yes, I can read your mind, abso-fricking-lutely, yes indeedy.....
- I didn't know where to put that one!!
- Customer calls the police on the store...
- Another shoplifting story
- Fried chicken woes
- I didn't go over!
- So I was in the airport and saw a sign
- They're Everywhere!
- You maniacs! You blew it up!
- I need to make a payment...
- A Hell of an Annoying Day....full of incomprehensible idiocy.
- Take your politics out of my store
- Fine, Don't Believe Me
- My life sucks...
- "Then why can you take it out?"
- It's damn sweet to have a Manager who doesn't put up with bullcrap customers
- Accusations, mindless fools, and.....
- Not So Sucky As Much As Annoying
- My own "I'm never shopping here" story
- Best Excuse for Skipping an Appointment, EVER
- Couldn't make this up, even if I wanted too...
- Do you know where it's made?
- Price complainer returns ... twice
- Dumbness Squared
- I WANT that for 86 cents!
- The logic of SCs
- I think this constitutes verbal torture
- Rules for SC
- He called his MOM
- The illogical, the jerk, and the PETA activist
- Retail Computer Sales
- Get Your Goddamn Hands Offa Me, Son
- Prostitutes, contract killers and the reverse magican
- Back, kinda
- I am on the phone!
- free peep show!
- I am a Discusting Human Being and a Liar.....
- I apologize for your mistake being our fault!
- Urge to kill....rising...rising....
- My levitation powers weren't working.
- It's the Police!
- "your order has been recieved, but there is no tracking information available...
- Achtung!
- Tales of the newbie McRegister monkey
- More stories of cell phone hell...
- Is everybody ready? To laugh along. These retail songs. It's retail laugh along!
- The Demonchild and Doglady
- General Stupidity
- Oh dear, how stressful for you
- It is not my fault that you do not speak English!
- divorce call
- Talk about slow
- But I need the number for customer service!
- My supervising shifts are cursed
- Just a general observation on stupidity
- Customer broke equipment
- HHHZ Quicky: Credit Card isn't the same as debit!!
- From my first two posts you know that I don't take crap
- Total lack of perspective
- What a horrible, horrible man . . .
- I had to be sucky AGAIN
- Just because we're a SF specialty store...
- I Wrote a Book!
- Was I wrong?? (Long)
- Miserable couple in Die Hard 4.0
- I was a SC - long
- suck or not, you get the say
- Snooty Pooty Drunkie Pants
- Customer Service isnt answering!!!!
- Get me a gas mask!
- Meth Weasel
- Placing an order... NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!!
- man your cheap
- New Environment, New Morons
- Customer Grants Employee Amazing New Abilities
- Geek Squad Conspiracy!
- Since it's Friday the 13th...
- Am I mumbling, or something?
- Mischief Unmanageable
- Just shoot me...
- DON'T. TOUCH. ME.
- Line Etiquette
- I Can and Do Read, Thank You
- First post of retirement plan customers
- My sister, the SC (Months of frustration, so it's long)
- Heartbreak, Ewoks and Deliverance
- And you are...?
- OMG, one of the most abusive customers EVER...
- What customers children do at the checkout.
- Try harder to bribe us buddy (HP7 Woes)....
- *blnk stare*
- the CIA dine and dasher
- I think I was a mild SC.
- he gave me money that had been in his MOUTH
- Disrepectfull customers
- I don't want to be a sucky customer... advice?
- Not In the Mood
- Irk
- Pocket gifts....(essentially things I don't want)
- Are you still running *this offer*
- Customers say the dumbest things...
- RTFM or GTFO!!!!
- Why do you torment me?
- Crazy Ice Cream Lady
- Hot Pocket Lament
- Um, the store is CLOSED, dingus
- Redneck kid gets what he deserves.
- I HATE racist people!
- Who gave you permission to use the phone?
- Self Checkouts: Tailor-Made For Thieves?
- The bookstore: a breeding ground for idiots!
- I need advice from you guys
- Cheap Little Flashlights
- I want it for FREE! But I don't know how...
- "WoW" what a discount
- And so the insulting begins.
- Any telemarketers in here?
- High profile SC gets boned.
- You may be deaf, but I'm not stupid. (and a question)
- You kiss your mother with that mouth??
- Behind my Counter? NOT!
- Worst SC
- Would this be sucky of me?
- Please finish shopping first!
- 'Call these pistachios?!'
- Sunday Sucks.
- Five in one day!!
- Lets just throw all common courtesy out the window shall we...
- Delivery Woes (a rant)
- Was it a full moon today?
- Play Acting (From the sands of time)
- Same Item Only means just that!
- Yes, those kids from the Christian Youth Group are a MAJOR threat
- They don't pay me enough to serve jerks who come to my till with my light off.
- Wherein my brain processes go "boink"
- It must have been made of solid gold
- Beetroot Juice
- Stirring up trouble for fun and profit
- Crazy Eye Lady
- Honesty! (Short and sweet)
- No Shirt, No Shoes, NO SERVICE
- I quit...kinda (long)
- Yeah, that's not us lady!
- Saturday is Harry Potter Day
- I HAVE EXPERIENCE YOU CROTCHETY OL...
- Shut up shut up shut up....
- They are two entirely different stores!
- Um... That is not how it works
- Childrenswear woes...
- My conglomeration of stories...as promised
- I really hate to do this...
- I am not a second-class citizen!
- Don't whistle at me like I'm an f-ing dog!
- Just Can't Wait!
- That was the tip? (NSFW)
- TruthHurts is the most unhelpful person ever!!!
- Be prepared!!!!
- Quit Whining For Gods Sake
- Harassment, boobs, and potatoes...oh my!!!!
- General suckiness.
- Thongs and Teletubbies
- Impatient and Idiotic.
- Promotion changeover suck
- How very vanilla.
- Another day in paradise....
- WATCH YOUR DAMN CHILDREN!!!
- Lack of Parenting skills
- Sucky Customers from the front lines of the pharmacy
- The Finicky Currency Mongers
- Even wastewater gets SCs!
- I'm not a stripper! And other stories.
- I feared for my life...(PS, I'm a jerk.)
- Insurance Claims Jobs
- Pass the dutchie
- customer followed me into the bathroom
- Just STOP TALKING!
- See, no reason to be sucky. (longish)
- "Where's my $75?" Strong pimp hand
- Card machines crashing = our fault?
- Boring, long story
- Stupid Customer Jokes
- There are just no words ...
- My Encounter With Her Majesty
- Signs You Will Never See Posted In A Business
- Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint, Paint
- We. Don't. Have. Debit.
- Bags on Gass pump = NO GAS!!!
- Wherein a SC informs me stores honor sales forever
- SC 1/2 scenario at Pizza Joint
- when a store has a costume party your suppose to dress up!
- Stupid library kids!
- You Want What-Now? (Language)
- When they don't like the price...
- sob... sniffle... oh the misery of it all...
- You want me to overdraw somebody's account?
- Did I really just hear that? (language)
- Dear Early Birds
- "What are you doing?!"
- My poor brain cells...
- Tales from the frontdesk
- I can't be bothered to translate Bitch....
- Oh drunken jerkface...(an open letter)
- Urrm- what?
- ... I don't see a chicken... [long]
- Polar Bears and Gene Thievery - now with added AUDIO!
- An old story from my experience......
- And you're proud of that..????
- More tales from the bar from hell
- Important Public Service Announcement....
- A couple honorable mentions from the pharmacy
- Mother of the year
- What part of hell did you drag yourself out of?
- The Crooked Jawed Lady
- It's just a name... get over it.
- HHHZ Quicky:Think before you give someone a hard time by saying "For crying out loud"
- A Few Stories...
- Thread spinoff: Customers by the busloads!!!!
- Buy a compass!
- But a price tag says...
- Karma, 'Tis a Beautiful Thing
- Why don't I get paid a dentist's wages?
- Saturday parts SC's
- Our Techs Aren't at Your Beck and Call, a Love Story...
- These are not difficult concepts, people.....
- Customer made someone cry (language)
- We Need This Information
- You Can Only Pay Cash For a Credit Gift Card
- Why do SC's instantly lose their hearing only when don't hear what they want to?
- Co-worker lost it
- im a loyal customer you owe me
- For what?
- The 85 year old Olympic Athlete
- Gas/Oil Leak on our Delivery Van?
- I'll call Mike Myers and Dana Carvey!! (long,some swearing)
- Got yelled at today
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