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  1. Express Lane Assh@le and Self Serve idiot who gave co-worker meltdown
  2. You'd think even sucky customer would take a $500 discount...
  3. Enjoy my gift card!
  4. SCs sneaking in
  5. Sliders....
  6. Uniform VS. Customers (longish)
  7. And the drunks shall entertain
  8. I may have just been an SC at my dentist's office...
  9. Reciepts
  10. It's always the little things
  11. I think you misunderstood "no longer"
  12. The request that annoys me more than any other
  13. No I will not kick out a mentally disabled person!
  14. Gotta Love People...
  15. It's Happened (Sorry Long)
  16. The Ol' Bait and switch...or so the old SC proclaimed
  17. The end of days....
  18. Do your homework people.
  19. How to do a 2 party sale
  20. "Arugula?" "Nuts?"
  21. The tales and rantings of a cashier
  22. Rude customer.
  23. Because Obviously I'm Lying
  24. Duct Tape and SC of the week (language)
  25. 3 Rulers of Suckydom
  26. My first story. People, don't destroy your kids' heads. (long)
  27. How I went from theatre usher to bouncer in one night.
  28. Multiple Personality Lady
  29. The aftermath of Hurricane Phonetard
  30. I got one of GK's customers, I swear...
  31. The Demands of Mrs Night. (long)
  32. I didn't know it was such a big deal...
  33. (sorry, long!) Check yourself, your husband and your kids!
  34. I would like $100 back please
  35. There's a what in the where?
  36. ARGGGGH In my day...
  37. Selective reading comprehension
  38. Ok, I don't know what to make of these customers!
  39. A Tale of Sucky Proportions: Loudmouth threatens to sue after "slipping" on wet floor
  40. Residual Butt Warmth
  41. Foot in mouth. Twice in a week.
  42. What the heck was his problem??
  43. Disgusting money
  44. How to deal with diffucult customers.
  45. It must be hard being a full-time bitch . . .
  46. It's not a dog, it's a YORKIE.
  47. How to get free groceries from me
  48. Greetings!
  49. Yes, we charge for cups of ice.
  50. Canadian Money
  51. Drive-by littering.
  52. Fun with raw foods!
  53. Rant about the rights of a business.
  54. Hot Dog Water
  55. Armed Robbery! Or, more accurately, NOT an armed robbery.
  56. I'm irresponsible!
  57. Anarchy, I Say!
  58. Today Is Not My Day (Venty)
  59. Price Match and Return Shipping Fees (long)
  60. The banana lady
  61. Arguing Semantics Doesn't Change Facts.
  62. Pick of the Litter
  63. A fee!
  64. "Mister Smart Aleck!" Who is at fault here? (long)
  65. I don't KNOW TECHNIKAEL STUFFF!! (long)
  66. who was sucky?
  67. We don't sell that
  68. We.are.closed.sir!
  69. BOGO
  70. Thats... not the pin pad....
  71. Long Rant - Many Complaints
  72. Ah! My eyes! The Horror!
  73. "And you tell her I said that."
  74. Something I will never understand...
  75. Smartass answers for stupid Questions
  76. Beyond the limits
  77. What common sense?
  78. ...how?!
  79. gee, i never would have guessed that. thanks.
  80. Wherein I kind of snap at a caller
  81. Rewards System?
  82. Don't lie to me....
  83. Sarcasm sandwich with a side of hate...
  84. I'm Trash?
  85. Apparently I am a criminal mastermind. Also, spankings.
  86. I'm cold, leave me the hell alone.
  87. Cheerios man strikes again!
  88. You'd feel better if you'd just rip into the occasional customer!
  89. ATM madness
  90. "Go back to your country!" o.O
  91. Oklahoma hit by Hurricane!
  92. I know how to use the web!!
  93. Bargainers, How Do I Hate Thee, Let Me Count the Ways....(long)
  94. ......Because I'm psychic.
  95. a fool proof way to make me NEVER serve you
  96. ID tomfoolery and spare change....
  97. The $100 Bill....RETURNS!!
  98. Wherein Boozy makes a customer her bitch
  99. Oh. Wow.
  100. That's what you get for being a jerk.
  101. Last day's sucky customers (ranty/language)
  102. All your webkiz are belong to me
  103. Future Major Suckage (very long rant)
  104. This is just so wrongity, wrongity wrong!
  105. A few parts SC's
  106. Customers and perishable food
  107. Do you need glasses? or just a brain?
  108. A change to use my mind reading powers
  109. I had my share of SC tonight!!
  110. Ms. Generic Smart Aleck
  111. Counterfeits...
  112. Identity Crisis
  113. Inky Screamer (long)
  114. I nailed a hit and run driver...I Hope.
  115. I just got in......
  116. Hamster Apocalypse and Home Improvement
  117. A day in the life of a cell phone tech. (8-21-2007)
  118. scared the h*ll outta me
  119. Take the hint!
  120. No Refund For Your Own Stupidity
  121. He must be in league with SATAN!!!
  122. IT'S JUST A MOVIE/BOOK!!!!
  123. The Paper Fondler
  124. I lost it. (u-scan story)
  125. People who have NO lives!
  126. You ever had one of these...?
  127. "I don't care, that'll be $14.75."
  128. Total state of shock!
  129. You don't have to be a jerk
  130. Stay away from my register!
  131. Overreacting, much?
  132. Sometimes I just want to...
  133. In an odd way kind of complimentary.
  134. Soup of the day
  135. Skintight Catsuit
  136. Finally venting long-built up frustration. *long*
  137. My boss just called me up to tell me this one.
  138. Yet another probable bad check writer (at least this time it's was mgr's decision)
  139. Just A Couple Of Quickies
  140. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid
  141. Wasn't expecting that....
  142. Sucks To Be You Then.
  143. IT'S 200 METERS AWAAAAAAAY!@!@!
  144. I'll be right with you...
  145. Spoilers, Red Dawn, and I see willy.
  146. Line jumping.
  147. Meat Popsicle
  148. Flying Midget ninjas
  149. Tips for calling the obit girl
  150. Psychic strip club diva
  151. Corporate spy
  152. Fire Alarms
  153. Paper bag customers
  154. A few more peeves from a cashier
  155. Your coupon expired 17 months ago!!
  156. Even the shelving units were sucky today...*sob* (LONG)
  157. Idiotic Parent
  158. Got any cookies in there?
  159. Fools and those who pity them
  160. I don't get it!!! That's illegal!!
  161. Madness I Tell Ya Madness
  162. Yeah...we were robbed today.
  163. Close, but no cigar.
  164. Legend of the Honeyman
  165. It was a full moon tonight: arrests, attempted coupon fraud and more
  166. You might be an SC if...
  167. Why didn't you just pay debit in the first place?
  168. SKREEE~! now with BONUS AUDIO!
  169. Ma'am, you forgot something
  170. Just ask me god damnit (my pet peeve)
  171. a couple of idiots
  172. Maybe if I just ask ONE more member of staff.....
  173. What part of "closed" don't you get?
  174. Tattoos are not valid forms of ID (Long. Strong language.)
  175. I really should just stop talking....
  176. Er, are you referring to ME, ma'am??
  177. Dumb Kid
  178. Damn it Jim, i'm a Bookseller, not a.....
  179. I made his coffee about 5 times...
  180. Jerry Springer's Dead Armadillo Party
  181. ...did you just call me SIR?
  182. Bank Holiday woes.
  183. Oh, how soon do we forget....
  184. What part of "off limits" don't you get?
  185. A couple of real classy customers we had
  186. Can I use your phone?
  187. I'm not seeing this logic
  188. TEL100: How to use a telephone
  189. I'm starting to pretty much hate all sports now
  190. Cashier peeves that make you want to look at em' funny: Heavy items bagged lightly
  191. Would you open earlier so I can shop here?
  192. We don't need no education
  193. I'm not chatting your husband/boyf up, just being friendly!
  194. Her threatening to switch companies caused us to give away the store
  195. Forgetful customers who can't remember account numbers
  196. Parents who really need to control their children
  197. We...don't....have....it....YET!!
  198. I Was Sucky This Morning!
  199. Ugh! Lottery
  200. X-ray Vision needed for employment?
  201. Labor Day
  202. He wasn't there! (Thief)
  203. If it's free, I'll have it
  204. PSA: My counter is not a trash bin!
  205. I am not on your side.
  206. Why Me?
  207. They all came out today...(long.)
  208. When Customers...ATTACK!
  209. Two "I don't work heres"
  210. Murders, Broken Marriages and Captain America!
  211. I just don't get it!
  212. How about.. "It's the law"?
  213. ID
  214. I was threatened TWICE yesterday...
  215. Delight: Good for me, very bad for them...
  216. It's Not Because I Don't Care
  217. Working for the Post Office
  218. She Did What?!?
  219. Follow Simple Directions to avoid this...
  220. How 'bout just plain Dick?
  221. Final means that, FINAL!
  222. Funny told to me by a customer
  223. Birthday saga
  224. Let's pick a fight today!
  225. Everything's My Fault Apparently
  226. Customers Catching Your Attention
  227. Safety Issue = Ridiculous in SC mind
  228. When people tell her to go away, she comes to us
  229. Griping to me because you don't like the benefits
  230. Riding the Dragon Tube
  231. I Have a Black Belt in Customre Service (with bonus screenshots)...
  232. Don't treat me like I'm stupid!!!!
  233. Lottery
  234. I never told you something was wrong, but it's still your fault it wasn't fixed!
  235. You WILL come in on your day off!
  236. Why is it so "ridiculous"?......
  237. I always work with a cart full of groceries
  238. Idea for a Sucky Customer Reality Comedy TVshow
  239. I was here first!
  240. Staggering feats of common sense!
  241. The Most Ridiculous Excuse For A Refund
  242. Sherlock Holmes...
  243. I can't control the Caller ID!
  244. Customer threatened to close her account today and other nonsense
  245. Sometimes NOT being an SC works in your favor!
  246. Too Trusting
  247. Return the old for something new
  248. What is this "size" of which you speak?!
  249. Excuse me, are those fake checks?
  250. Stethoscope man