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- Sure it's broken
- I scared a little child...
- Night of Doom: The Soccer Kids
- Wherein "YOU WILL DO THIS" = epic fail
- This still infuriates me.
- Customers and airport security, the fun of working in an airport (warning, long)
- This just . . . GRRR
- You had to top it, didn't you? (long)
- I'm suspended, now nelp me add some services!
- Was I sucky? or was the pizza joint? or both?
- The case of the customer with the short-term memory issue
- The Reasons I Need Alcohol!!
- Short n' stupid
- Halloween Incident. *No suck, just amusement*
- She'll remember this conversation when someone steals her credit card
- That time of the month...
- I am now enrolled in the Kara/Gravekeeper school of WIN
- Lady, I hate you!
- *sigh*
- There's Someone Behind the Door!!!
- What part of I can't help you with that do you not get?
- It's Called a Map...Use It!
- The most difficult question in the world.
- glass changing story
- Recalls are a BLAST!
- Wherein I finally loose it...
- That's not water.
- How dare you charge me!!!
- Grocery store randomness
- Is it the full moon or what?
- "You owe me a refund!!"
- Busy Hell Kill (Storys of lose)
- Wherein I Solve the Case
- Aaaaaaaaand?
- "WE'RE f***ING CLOSED!!!"(kinda long)
- Well, it was only a Matter Of Time...
- yay for crank calls
- Being young = Stupid
- Once again, thanks for telling me how to do my job.
- The MasterCard of DOOOOOOM!
- Retail store goodness
- And i'm supposed to do that how?
- There just aren't words for some customers...
- Wait.....he's doing what now? (sexually explicit)
- FIVE FURKING CENTS!
- All you need say is, "You answered my question already."
- How can you say I don't know anything
- SC's in My Own Yard
- Litany of Idiocy
- I'm racist because...WTF?
- If it wasn't for my horse....
- It's the most expensive item in the store, apparently.
- Short 'N Goofy (or "You're not from around here, are you?")
- Wherein I'm not trusting
- Cleaning up SC tinkle. (ew)
- Book it online then!!!!......
- PITA client gets the boot. (long)
- An old one....
- Isn't this considered Sexual Harassment?
- A Prank Call? ADULT CONTENT!!
- Maybe I'm an ungrateful bastard, but...
- Announcing ahead of time that he sucks...
- That has nothing to do with anything.
- Goodbye to you
- Give me a new phone or else... (bit longish and rantish)
- What Really Grinds My Gears...
- Crazies Abound
- Homewrecker!
- Suckey mother/customer, gerat offspring
- Biblically Pissed Off
- I actually had a SC today
- This Woman Was A Witch (According To My Supervisor)
- That's a terrible thing to be bitchy about
- "Make him give me a phone! Make him!"
- customers who think it is the end of the world when you have discontinued a product
- Running into SC's on your day off...
- Dumbest question you have ever been asked
- Whipped or a Dishrag, Pick One
- Momentary loss of Sanity.
- Ha-haa, you FAIL!
- Frivolous FieldHouse Fun
- The second worst insult (slightly long)
- Had some fun customers today
- Appearently My Mom runs DVD commentary....
- Superior Explosive Diarrhea (ew)
- Semper Stupid
- The lifespan of a Special Order, CS Style
- Crap in the carwash [GROSS]
- A heck of a lot of returns...and a little sexual harrassment (long)
- Apparently, I look like the kind whop needs liquor to get through my shift
- I am not stealing (long)
- Jr. Burger lady
- How do they know when I'm on break?
- Are you serious?
- The Wet End
- IS THIS THE MEAT?!
- A Groundbreaking Moment in Stupid
- Professor Dave's Customer Lecture Series (Long, language)
- Old People: Worse or THE worse customers ever?
- When I'm coming at you with carts, MOVE!
- Customers who ask for your name (cause you won't kiss their ass)
- Who takes a guys ladder while he's using it?
- Holy crap on a crutch you people suck!
- Strike 1....2....3.....
- There are limits even to our generosity
- Want me to do your work for you, ey?
- WWF customers
- Guys buying tampons or pads
- The Mother of all Entitlement Whores.
- Shut the f*** up during the 2 minute silence, arsehole!
- Super Dr Mario Idiot Fest
- I kind of snapped on her... (long)
- The Epic Tale of Miss H.
- the guidebook to hotels (inspired by Prof Dave's lecture series)
- Stampeding for Pokemon
- STFU and LISTEN TO ME!!
- Saw 1 (Long)
- Never Went to Finishing School
- Please stop leaving your handicapped child alone. Thank you.
- Crazy (Literally) Customers
- Stupid Customer (short)
- Triumphant Return to Failure
- I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats . . .
- That's NOT where that goes!
- The SC's guide to checking out!
- No, that's not something I can do
- Four from the last few days (short)
- My wife is a saint....
- Sorry, Your Happiness Is Not Worth My Job
- Stupid Teens...
- Put the bleach down, ma'am...
- No, we didn't forget about you
- They call him Trevor the Racist...
- 2 Brief Tales of stupidity...
- To flush or not to flush? That is the question. [Gross]
- No sense of humor?
- Sucky customer is called on her suck
- Sir, if you insist of giving me attitude, I will be returning with some of my own
- 4 Day Sale Item Not in Stock
- This was just...
- I had the nicest pi***d off customer (long)
- A REALLY Stupid Question (short)
- The crazies were out tonight (longish, but definatly stupid.)
- Fast Food has some pretty sucky customers...
- The one time my boss approved of my swearing.
- Attempted bribes
- Drive-through hell (Refresh)
- Welcome to our bar! We're thieves, by the way...
- Regarding Lateness
- This guy was so slick.......until he spoke to me!
- Another round of "But I did it before!"
- Not sucky, just mathematically challenged
- "I'm the customer! I come first!"
- I don't care where you work, you don't get special treatment
- Why did you even read it?...
- The Ballad of Phil
- New one on me
- Cinema Enema (The Seat o' My Rants)
- Directions
- Not worth much
- Jack*ss of the day award
- Move My Minutes
- Jokes ON you Jerko! We are Under New management
- Old People: Worse customer or the worst customers ever...Part II
- Religious fanatics
- Freak Magnet
- Sucky Customer...in Germany! May offend
- I Dont work here NO more!!!
- This just makes me mad (Parking)
- If you're going to be an arse, don't jump in the company truck after.
- Jester's Restaurant Guide!
- Sorry I dont work there...i work here
- A Liar or a Traitor; either way, she's a bitch.
- PENIS!
- "Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns!"
- CLEAN THE CRAP OUT OF YOU EARS
- Does this annoy anyone else or is it just me?
- Im not a Road MAp!...sterotyping Gas station Employee's of their knowledge
- Creative theft
- It's fixed - what else do you want me to tell you?
- The Sign Will not change When you stare at it long enough!
- Certainly we will take back that item you used on your body
- 'funtastic' day for taking calls in the shop
- Oh GOD.....
- damnit, COFFEE!!!
- Saturday Fun (somewhat long)
- I'm not a psychic--I'm a psycho!
- "That CASHIER iS AT fault for my shop-lifting!"WTF?
- Can I trade in my penis?
- Is it too much to ask to put away carts and NOT leave baskets on the floor!?!?
- Baked off his ass! (funny, not sucky)
- Saturday Suck (Long with some language)
- Oh the joys of trying to actually GIVE a discount.
- Since when can they read?
- Halloween Horror; long-winded!
- You must be retarded if you can't read my mind [longish]
- "The cart's wet!! I want another one!
- Canadian Bankers and drunken GIs
- my mother deserves a medal
- "Do you have any idea how much money you're costing me!"
- Shut your damn kid up.
- The Rare and Beautiful Snakefishhawk?
- Literacy!!!
- Let the Asshattery Begin!
- We can't refund that.
- it's my fault we are moving???
- "Why do I need to write down part numbers?"
- "Are you pregnant?"
- Being helpful has its downsides....
- My Top Ten Regular SCs (long)
- Inventory=Purgatory
- possibly the most tramatic call i've ever taken
- Yes, I understand our returns system is horrible...
- It runs in the family.
- Do YOU know what a REAL bone is?
- Walking wikipedia.
- I see you, the whole city can hear you!
- Customer Suck and sweeeeet revenge
- My son is dying, can I have free food?
- Merry Christmas??
- Wench at the wedding
- WTF???
- evening ruined by brats
- I wish I could hear that conversation..
- Yet another "Was I sucky?"
- I want my $100 back
- Strange statements
- No, I will not break the law because you're spoiled and whiney.
- Banned another SC !
- The needle story...
- Is it Sucky if you tell somone to take the discount off?
- Is this all an elaborate mystery shop, or are you actually serious? (Long)
- Annoying brat
- I'm not your mother!
- parking ticket
- I predicted this......(long)
- Strange ramblings
- My new wanna be stalker
- I'll be glad to take you off our list
- The one that ALMOST got me...
- Holiday Hotel Suckiness
- Trying To Avoid Suck
- Drugstore Complaints: The Remix
- I PAID CASH!!
- Thanksgiving/Black Friday SC thread
- Thanksgiving Suckiness
- Buy One Get 2nd One Free for $1.00
- Strange nicknames...
- He spits on me....
- Bad Dream, Bad Day, Bad Times
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