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  1. Sure it's broken
  2. I scared a little child...
  3. Night of Doom: The Soccer Kids
  4. Wherein "YOU WILL DO THIS" = epic fail
  5. This still infuriates me.
  6. Customers and airport security, the fun of working in an airport (warning, long)
  7. This just . . . GRRR
  8. You had to top it, didn't you? (long)
  9. I'm suspended, now nelp me add some services!
  10. Was I sucky? or was the pizza joint? or both?
  11. The case of the customer with the short-term memory issue
  12. The Reasons I Need Alcohol!!
  13. Short n' stupid
  14. Halloween Incident. *No suck, just amusement*
  15. She'll remember this conversation when someone steals her credit card
  16. That time of the month...
  17. I am now enrolled in the Kara/Gravekeeper school of WIN
  18. Lady, I hate you!
  19. *sigh*
  20. There's Someone Behind the Door!!!
  21. What part of I can't help you with that do you not get?
  22. It's Called a Map...Use It!
  23. The most difficult question in the world.
  24. glass changing story
  25. Recalls are a BLAST!
  26. Wherein I finally loose it...
  27. That's not water.
  28. How dare you charge me!!!
  29. Grocery store randomness
  30. Is it the full moon or what?
  31. "You owe me a refund!!"
  32. Busy Hell Kill (Storys of lose)
  33. Wherein I Solve the Case
  34. Aaaaaaaaand?
  35. "WE'RE f***ING CLOSED!!!"(kinda long)
  36. Well, it was only a Matter Of Time...
  37. yay for crank calls
  38. Being young = Stupid
  39. Once again, thanks for telling me how to do my job.
  40. The MasterCard of DOOOOOOM!
  41. Retail store goodness
  42. And i'm supposed to do that how?
  43. There just aren't words for some customers...
  44. Wait.....he's doing what now? (sexually explicit)
  45. FIVE FURKING CENTS!
  46. All you need say is, "You answered my question already."
  47. How can you say I don't know anything
  48. SC's in My Own Yard
  49. Litany of Idiocy
  50. I'm racist because...WTF?
  51. If it wasn't for my horse....
  52. It's the most expensive item in the store, apparently.
  53. Short 'N Goofy (or "You're not from around here, are you?")
  54. Wherein I'm not trusting
  55. Cleaning up SC tinkle. (ew)
  56. Book it online then!!!!......
  57. PITA client gets the boot. (long)
  58. An old one....
  59. Isn't this considered Sexual Harassment?
  60. A Prank Call? ADULT CONTENT!!
  61. Maybe I'm an ungrateful bastard, but...
  62. Announcing ahead of time that he sucks...
  63. That has nothing to do with anything.
  64. Goodbye to you
  65. Give me a new phone or else... (bit longish and rantish)
  66. What Really Grinds My Gears...
  67. Crazies Abound
  68. Homewrecker!
  69. Suckey mother/customer, gerat offspring
  70. Biblically Pissed Off
  71. I actually had a SC today
  72. This Woman Was A Witch (According To My Supervisor)
  73. That's a terrible thing to be bitchy about
  74. "Make him give me a phone! Make him!"
  75. customers who think it is the end of the world when you have discontinued a product
  76. Running into SC's on your day off...
  77. Dumbest question you have ever been asked
  78. Whipped or a Dishrag, Pick One
  79. Momentary loss of Sanity.
  80. Ha-haa, you FAIL!
  81. Frivolous FieldHouse Fun
  82. The second worst insult (slightly long)
  83. Had some fun customers today
  84. Appearently My Mom runs DVD commentary....
  85. Superior Explosive Diarrhea (ew)
  86. Semper Stupid
  87. The lifespan of a Special Order, CS Style
  88. Crap in the carwash [GROSS]
  89. A heck of a lot of returns...and a little sexual harrassment (long)
  90. Apparently, I look like the kind whop needs liquor to get through my shift
  91. I am not stealing (long)
  92. Jr. Burger lady
  93. How do they know when I'm on break?
  94. Are you serious?
  95. The Wet End
  96. IS THIS THE MEAT?!
  97. A Groundbreaking Moment in Stupid
  98. Professor Dave's Customer Lecture Series (Long, language)
  99. Old People: Worse or THE worse customers ever?
  100. When I'm coming at you with carts, MOVE!
  101. Customers who ask for your name (cause you won't kiss their ass)
  102. Who takes a guys ladder while he's using it?
  103. Holy crap on a crutch you people suck!
  104. Strike 1....2....3.....
  105. There are limits even to our generosity
  106. Want me to do your work for you, ey?
  107. WWF customers
  108. Guys buying tampons or pads
  109. The Mother of all Entitlement Whores.
  110. Shut the f*** up during the 2 minute silence, arsehole!
  111. Super Dr Mario Idiot Fest
  112. I kind of snapped on her... (long)
  113. The Epic Tale of Miss H.
  114. the guidebook to hotels (inspired by Prof Dave's lecture series)
  115. Stampeding for Pokemon
  116. STFU and LISTEN TO ME!!
  117. Saw 1 (Long)
  118. Never Went to Finishing School
  119. Please stop leaving your handicapped child alone. Thank you.
  120. Crazy (Literally) Customers
  121. Stupid Customer (short)
  122. Triumphant Return to Failure
  123. I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats . . .
  124. That's NOT where that goes!
  125. The SC's guide to checking out!
  126. No, that's not something I can do
  127. Four from the last few days (short)
  128. My wife is a saint....
  129. Sorry, Your Happiness Is Not Worth My Job
  130. Stupid Teens...
  131. Put the bleach down, ma'am...
  132. No, we didn't forget about you
  133. They call him Trevor the Racist...
  134. 2 Brief Tales of stupidity...
  135. To flush or not to flush? That is the question. [Gross]
  136. No sense of humor?
  137. Sucky customer is called on her suck
  138. Sir, if you insist of giving me attitude, I will be returning with some of my own
  139. 4 Day Sale Item Not in Stock
  140. This was just...
  141. I had the nicest pi***d off customer (long)
  142. A REALLY Stupid Question (short)
  143. The crazies were out tonight (longish, but definatly stupid.)
  144. Fast Food has some pretty sucky customers...
  145. The one time my boss approved of my swearing.
  146. Attempted bribes
  147. Drive-through hell (Refresh)
  148. Welcome to our bar! We're thieves, by the way...
  149. Regarding Lateness
  150. This guy was so slick.......until he spoke to me!
  151. Another round of "But I did it before!"
  152. Not sucky, just mathematically challenged
  153. "I'm the customer! I come first!"
  154. I don't care where you work, you don't get special treatment
  155. Why did you even read it?...
  156. The Ballad of Phil
  157. New one on me
  158. Cinema Enema (The Seat o' My Rants)
  159. Directions
  160. Not worth much
  161. Jack*ss of the day award
  162. Move My Minutes
  163. Jokes ON you Jerko! We are Under New management
  164. Old People: Worse customer or the worst customers ever...Part II
  165. Religious fanatics
  166. Freak Magnet
  167. Sucky Customer...in Germany! May offend
  168. I Dont work here NO more!!!
  169. This just makes me mad (Parking)
  170. If you're going to be an arse, don't jump in the company truck after.
  171. Jester's Restaurant Guide!
  172. Sorry I dont work there...i work here
  173. A Liar or a Traitor; either way, she's a bitch.
  174. PENIS!
  175. "Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns!"
  176. CLEAN THE CRAP OUT OF YOU EARS
  177. Does this annoy anyone else or is it just me?
  178. Im not a Road MAp!...sterotyping Gas station Employee's of their knowledge
  179. Creative theft
  180. It's fixed - what else do you want me to tell you?
  181. The Sign Will not change When you stare at it long enough!
  182. Certainly we will take back that item you used on your body
  183. 'funtastic' day for taking calls in the shop
  184. Oh GOD.....
  185. damnit, COFFEE!!!
  186. Saturday Fun (somewhat long)
  187. I'm not a psychic--I'm a psycho!
  188. "That CASHIER iS AT fault for my shop-lifting!"WTF?
  189. Can I trade in my penis?
  190. Is it too much to ask to put away carts and NOT leave baskets on the floor!?!?
  191. Baked off his ass! (funny, not sucky)
  192. Saturday Suck (Long with some language)
  193. Oh the joys of trying to actually GIVE a discount.
  194. Since when can they read?
  195. Halloween Horror; long-winded!
  196. You must be retarded if you can't read my mind [longish]
  197. "The cart's wet!! I want another one!
  198. Canadian Bankers and drunken GIs
  199. my mother deserves a medal
  200. "Do you have any idea how much money you're costing me!"
  201. Shut your damn kid up.
  202. The Rare and Beautiful Snakefishhawk?
  203. Literacy!!!
  204. Let the Asshattery Begin!
  205. We can't refund that.
  206. it's my fault we are moving???
  207. "Why do I need to write down part numbers?"
  208. "Are you pregnant?"
  209. Being helpful has its downsides....
  210. My Top Ten Regular SCs (long)
  211. Inventory=Purgatory
  212. possibly the most tramatic call i've ever taken
  213. Yes, I understand our returns system is horrible...
  214. It runs in the family.
  215. Do YOU know what a REAL bone is?
  216. Walking wikipedia.
  217. I see you, the whole city can hear you!
  218. Customer Suck and sweeeeet revenge
  219. My son is dying, can I have free food?
  220. Merry Christmas??
  221. Wench at the wedding
  222. WTF???
  223. evening ruined by brats
  224. I wish I could hear that conversation..
  225. Yet another "Was I sucky?"
  226. I want my $100 back
  227. Strange statements
  228. No, I will not break the law because you're spoiled and whiney.
  229. Banned another SC !
  230. The needle story...
  231. Is it Sucky if you tell somone to take the discount off?
  232. Is this all an elaborate mystery shop, or are you actually serious? (Long)
  233. Annoying brat
  234. I'm not your mother!
  235. parking ticket
  236. I predicted this......(long)
  237. Strange ramblings
  238. My new wanna be stalker
  239. I'll be glad to take you off our list
  240. The one that ALMOST got me...
  241. Holiday Hotel Suckiness
  242. Trying To Avoid Suck
  243. Drugstore Complaints: The Remix
  244. I PAID CASH!!
  245. Thanksgiving/Black Friday SC thread
  246. Thanksgiving Suckiness
  247. Buy One Get 2nd One Free for $1.00
  248. Strange nicknames...
  249. He spits on me....
  250. Bad Dream, Bad Day, Bad Times