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  1. FIVE FURKING CENTS!
  2. All you need say is, "You answered my question already."
  3. How can you say I don't know anything
  4. SC's in My Own Yard
  5. Litany of Idiocy
  6. I'm racist because...WTF?
  7. If it wasn't for my horse....
  8. It's the most expensive item in the store, apparently.
  9. Short 'N Goofy (or "You're not from around here, are you?")
  10. Wherein I'm not trusting
  11. Cleaning up SC tinkle. (ew)
  12. Book it online then!!!!......
  13. PITA client gets the boot. (long)
  14. An old one....
  15. Isn't this considered Sexual Harassment?
  16. A Prank Call? ADULT CONTENT!!
  17. Maybe I'm an ungrateful bastard, but...
  18. Announcing ahead of time that he sucks...
  19. That has nothing to do with anything.
  20. Goodbye to you
  21. Give me a new phone or else... (bit longish and rantish)
  22. What Really Grinds My Gears...
  23. Crazies Abound
  24. Homewrecker!
  25. Suckey mother/customer, gerat offspring
  26. Biblically Pissed Off
  27. I actually had a SC today
  28. This Woman Was A Witch (According To My Supervisor)
  29. That's a terrible thing to be bitchy about
  30. "Make him give me a phone! Make him!"
  31. customers who think it is the end of the world when you have discontinued a product
  32. Running into SC's on your day off...
  33. Dumbest question you have ever been asked
  34. Whipped or a Dishrag, Pick One
  35. Momentary loss of Sanity.
  36. Ha-haa, you FAIL!
  37. Frivolous FieldHouse Fun
  38. The second worst insult (slightly long)
  39. Had some fun customers today
  40. Appearently My Mom runs DVD commentary....
  41. Superior Explosive Diarrhea (ew)
  42. Semper Stupid
  43. The lifespan of a Special Order, CS Style
  44. Crap in the carwash [GROSS]
  45. A heck of a lot of returns...and a little sexual harrassment (long)
  46. Apparently, I look like the kind whop needs liquor to get through my shift
  47. I am not stealing (long)
  48. Jr. Burger lady
  49. How do they know when I'm on break?
  50. Are you serious?
  51. The Wet End
  52. IS THIS THE MEAT?!
  53. A Groundbreaking Moment in Stupid
  54. Professor Dave's Customer Lecture Series (Long, language)
  55. Old People: Worse or THE worse customers ever?
  56. When I'm coming at you with carts, MOVE!
  57. Customers who ask for your name (cause you won't kiss their ass)
  58. Who takes a guys ladder while he's using it?
  59. Holy crap on a crutch you people suck!
  60. Strike 1....2....3.....
  61. There are limits even to our generosity
  62. Want me to do your work for you, ey?
  63. WWF customers
  64. Guys buying tampons or pads
  65. The Mother of all Entitlement Whores.
  66. Shut the f*** up during the 2 minute silence, arsehole!
  67. Super Dr Mario Idiot Fest
  68. I kind of snapped on her... (long)
  69. The Epic Tale of Miss H.
  70. the guidebook to hotels (inspired by Prof Dave's lecture series)
  71. Stampeding for Pokemon
  72. STFU and LISTEN TO ME!!
  73. Saw 1 (Long)
  74. Never Went to Finishing School
  75. Please stop leaving your handicapped child alone. Thank you.
  76. Crazy (Literally) Customers
  77. Stupid Customer (short)
  78. Triumphant Return to Failure
  79. I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats . . .
  80. That's NOT where that goes!
  81. The SC's guide to checking out!
  82. No, that's not something I can do
  83. Four from the last few days (short)
  84. My wife is a saint....
  85. Sorry, Your Happiness Is Not Worth My Job
  86. Stupid Teens...
  87. Put the bleach down, ma'am...
  88. No, we didn't forget about you
  89. They call him Trevor the Racist...
  90. 2 Brief Tales of stupidity...
  91. To flush or not to flush? That is the question. [Gross]
  92. No sense of humor?
  93. Sucky customer is called on her suck
  94. Sir, if you insist of giving me attitude, I will be returning with some of my own
  95. 4 Day Sale Item Not in Stock
  96. This was just...
  97. I had the nicest pi***d off customer (long)
  98. The crazies were out tonight (longish, but definatly stupid.)
  99. Fast Food has some pretty sucky customers...
  100. The one time my boss approved of my swearing.
  101. Attempted bribes
  102. Drive-through hell (Refresh)
  103. Welcome to our bar! We're thieves, by the way...
  104. Regarding Lateness
  105. This guy was so slick.......until he spoke to me!
  106. Another round of "But I did it before!"
  107. Not sucky, just mathematically challenged
  108. "I'm the customer! I come first!"
  109. I don't care where you work, you don't get special treatment
  110. Why did you even read it?...
  111. The Ballad of Phil
  112. New one on me
  113. Cinema Enema (The Seat o' My Rants)
  114. Directions
  115. Not worth much
  116. Jack*ss of the day award
  117. Move My Minutes
  118. Jokes ON you Jerko! We are Under New management
  119. Old People: Worse customer or the worst customers ever...Part II
  120. Religious fanatics
  121. Freak Magnet
  122. Sucky Customer...in Germany! May offend
  123. I Dont work here NO more!!!
  124. This just makes me mad (Parking)
  125. If you're going to be an arse, don't jump in the company truck after.
  126. Jester's Restaurant Guide!
  127. Sorry I dont work there...i work here
  128. A Liar or a Traitor; either way, she's a bitch.
  129. PENIS!
  130. "Women shouldn't be allowed to have guns!"
  131. CLEAN THE CRAP OUT OF YOU EARS
  132. Does this annoy anyone else or is it just me?
  133. Im not a Road MAp!...sterotyping Gas station Employee's of their knowledge
  134. Creative theft
  135. It's fixed - what else do you want me to tell you?
  136. The Sign Will not change When you stare at it long enough!
  137. Certainly we will take back that item you used on your body
  138. 'funtastic' day for taking calls in the shop
  139. Oh GOD.....
  140. damnit, COFFEE!!!
  141. Saturday Fun (somewhat long)
  142. I'm not a psychic--I'm a psycho!
  143. "That CASHIER iS AT fault for my shop-lifting!"WTF?
  144. Can I trade in my penis?
  145. Is it too much to ask to put away carts and NOT leave baskets on the floor!?!?
  146. Baked off his ass! (funny, not sucky)
  147. Saturday Suck (Long with some language)
  148. Oh the joys of trying to actually GIVE a discount.
  149. Since when can they read?
  150. Halloween Horror; long-winded!
  151. You must be retarded if you can't read my mind [longish]
  152. "The cart's wet!! I want another one!
  153. Canadian Bankers and drunken GIs
  154. my mother deserves a medal
  155. "Do you have any idea how much money you're costing me!"
  156. Shut your damn kid up.
  157. The Rare and Beautiful Snakefishhawk?
  158. Literacy!!!
  159. Let the Asshattery Begin!
  160. We can't refund that.
  161. it's my fault we are moving???
  162. "Why do I need to write down part numbers?"
  163. "Are you pregnant?"
  164. Being helpful has its downsides....
  165. My Top Ten Regular SCs (long)
  166. Inventory=Purgatory
  167. possibly the most tramatic call i've ever taken
  168. Yes, I understand our returns system is horrible...
  169. It runs in the family.
  170. Do YOU know what a REAL bone is?
  171. Walking wikipedia.
  172. I see you, the whole city can hear you!
  173. Customer Suck and sweeeeet revenge
  174. My son is dying, can I have free food?
  175. Merry Christmas??
  176. Wench at the wedding
  177. WTF???
  178. evening ruined by brats
  179. I wish I could hear that conversation..
  180. Yet another "Was I sucky?"
  181. I want my $100 back
  182. Strange statements
  183. No, I will not break the law because you're spoiled and whiney.
  184. Banned another SC !
  185. The needle story...
  186. Is it Sucky if you tell somone to take the discount off?
  187. Is this all an elaborate mystery shop, or are you actually serious? (Long)
  188. Annoying brat
  189. I'm not your mother!
  190. parking ticket
  191. I predicted this......(long)
  192. Strange ramblings
  193. My new wanna be stalker
  194. I'll be glad to take you off our list
  195. The one that ALMOST got me...
  196. Holiday Hotel Suckiness
  197. Trying To Avoid Suck
  198. Drugstore Complaints: The Remix
  199. I PAID CASH!!
  200. Thanksgiving/Black Friday SC thread
  201. Thanksgiving Suckiness
  202. Buy One Get 2nd One Free for $1.00
  203. Strange nicknames...
  204. He spits on me....
  205. Bad Dream, Bad Day, Bad Times
  206. No calls, just an epic rant.
  207. Parking Lot Suckage
  208. Craft Store Black Friday
  209. To my good friends at Nintendo
  210. I KNOW you didn't customer
  211. Well, because the world seems stupider than ever...
  212. Idiots!
  213. Old Rebate Couple (long, might wanna grab a beer!)
  214. Weirdest thing I've ever been yelled at over
  215. Not Quite Dead Yet...
  216. Mall = Demolition Derby
  217. Awww, how sweet!
  218. Cable TV and trees
  219. Horrible shrieking hellspawn
  220. "The bags were free last time I came in!"
  221. Is it too much to ask to be allowed to leave on time?
  222. Black Friday at Staples
  223. We're here to make you do pointless work.....
  224. Does this bother anybody else?
  225. UNLOAD YOUR OWN CART *a tiny bit of language*
  226. Brain shock and permission to scam
  227. 'kg' means 'dollar'
  228. When We Do This To Each Other...
  229. Great Way to Start the Christmas Season
  230. But... you said... and then... huh?
  231. Acting impatient then not knowing what you want...that's really good
  232. Did you read Stupid on my nametag
  233. Congrats!!! You just gave birth to a baby....
  234. Figure out your damn transaction first!
  235. Marketing suckage.......
  236. Emo kids vs. three angry Store Workers.
  237. Post Black Friday Phone Phollies and other stupidity.
  238. ungrateful kid
  239. 79 cent M&M's!!!!!!
  240. I wonder if Christmas is gonna suck like this.
  241. The true meaning of Service
  242. My First Waitress SCs
  243. Little Bit of Poorly Timed Suck
  244. My very first SC
  245. Federal pseudoephedrine sale laws
  246. initmate high heels?!
  247. Telling off jerks=life is sweet!
  248. whose side are you on?
  249. You're right, I'll get that law changed right away
  250. You, Sir, Have Just Won the "Hell-bent on Being a Douche" Award