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  1. Secret Agent Man
  2. Since when do Femine Hygine Products could talk?
  3. Rich
  4. Kids and their manners during Thanksgiving, Christmas, Spring Break, etc.
  5. 4-5 times in one day.
  6. I am going to verbally bitchslap you as soon as you call back! (kinda long)
  7. Adventures in retail.
  8. SC does not get what she does not have comming to her
  9. Would you like spit with that?
  10. The weekend of a bouncer, part I (longish, language, mental images)
  11. I CANT GUARANTEE ANYTHING!!!
  12. Sir, this is the wrong number!!!!
  13. This is the only one we have.
  14. No! Not That! Anything But That!
  15. Texas style Cow burying...and other nonsense
  16. I am a prankster.
  17. Now I'm getting Kara's customers...
  18. But i was here just last week!
  19. Don't you dare be tired!
  20. Self-checkout Blues- Have any?
  21. "You owe me a dollar"
  22. Get it ALL done!
  23. the horrors of rental
  24. Desparate to buy!
  25. "Old Farts like me give Free Advice"
  26. I present: your child's homework!
  27. Oh look, I now work in retail
  28. oh goody i have a returning SC
  29. The "I'll get what I want when I speak to someone else" SC's
  30. Back again with a new package of beef!!!
  31. Drive Thru Blues
  32. "I don't have time for you!"
  33. A world off it's meds....
  34. The adventure of the phone lady
  35. A new low
  36. Make sure you spell my name right (long)
  37. Wherein nice people suddenly turn sucky
  38. "People like that shouldn't work here..."
  39. Product Cover is not insurance
  40. Grumpy Old Men
  41. You're not worth keeping as a customer!
  42. Rock Band
  43. The unfathomable idiocy....
  44. A few stories from the cruise ships
  45. Debit Debauchery
  46. Rockband SC
  47. Hurricane season is over - now I can get my money back!
  48. Sucky work day.
  49. I'll let you all in on a secret
  50. The Full Moon Was Out Yesterday... (long, language)
  51. Hey! *achoo*
  52. Not only sucky customers...
  53. "but that means I have to read!"
  54. Its MY fault your "poor"?.....
  55. Phone Numbers
  56. another travel agent foley
  57. Escarole Lettuce, Anyone?
  58. I'd like to submit my list of complaints, thank you.
  59. Ma'am, You Can't Ride the Horse Dressed Like That.
  60. Misanthropy: It's the only logical choice
  61. Short and to the point
  62. Register 8 is a black hole!
  63. Computer lab fun
  64. I hate credit cards!
  65. Babysitting is not in my job description
  66. The phenomenon of Incremental Fabrication Escalation
  67. Do Not attempt to outfox me for I know the Law! (bring popcorn, long)
  68. Them's the rules
  69. Mail Order Mayhem (long and rambles a bit)
  70. I fired myself last night
  71. Reliving ancient history
  72. Custard on your face *long*
  73. Now with Magic!
  74. Sorry, We're Not Perfect Every Time.
  75. I want her fired!
  76. You're So Vain....
  77. Holy Crap! (Gross)
  78. Here's a tic-tac.
  79. A story about Amp'd Mobile.
  80. Too Many Promo/Discounts/Coupons!
  81. That's illegal!
  82. My own personal Lady Loony
  83. The Magical Stockroom
  84. Customer cuts to front of line, nearly starts brawl. Ah, Holiday magic!
  85. My Mom is the SC!!
  86. "They're not Holiday stamps, they're CHRISTMAS STAMPS!!!!"
  87. Ultimate "Customer Suck does not pay!" Story!
  88. I just want a phone!
  89. Hi Again
  90. Plain is plain...
  91. Dont ask for compensation for your stupid actions. (almost suck)
  92. Christmas Cheer
  93. Goofy Old Men
  94. Memo to Customers: Please Stop Tempting Me So.
  95. Refrigerated Weiner Lovin'
  96. SC stole co-worker's going-away gift!
  97. Which type of business gets the most wierdos.
  98. Bank of KFC
  99. Every Sunday morning, never fails... (longish)
  100. I will be in a good mood for the rest of the day.
  101. I got the drive-thru blues.
  102. The Joys of Lotto
  103. Sir, there is no statute of limitations on stupid. (language)
  104. At the DMV
  105. Delivering Newspapers
  106. I need a human sacrifice.
  107. SCs and Snakes
  108. That booth only seats four . . .
  109. happy easter! (language)
  110. Mr. Fix-it AKA One of these things is not like the other
  111. Do you even realize what you're arguing with me about?
  112. I can't return that item
  113. Nonsence, Bullcrap customers.
  114. Getting Dent(ed) and Other Holiday Cheer (long)
  115. Car wash prices
  116. apparantely I know nothing of the company I work for.
  117. XBOX 360, PC games, and E-Bay - a bad mix
  118. Don't annoy me or you will pay
  119. "It is often with the best intentions..."
  120. I'll take that now and pay you later
  121. Trying to Help Charity Orgs Can Hurt
  122. Photography Basics
  123. Well, crap. I knew something was fishy...
  124. Have a billion questions? Pester us for two hours!
  125. A few short delivery stories
  126. I need drivers license numbers!
  127. ...I hate you, Nintendo.
  128. Xmas brings out the worst in people... (long)
  129. All I get is mouth-breathers.
  130. if bitchzilla could asexually reproduce...
  131. Most pathetic scam attempt ever.
  132. He must think that he is too good to read the manual. The tale of uber-suck.
  133. I am reminded why I don't like working retail (warning long)
  134. I hate this man...(long)
  135. Your gas pump ate my credit card
  136. SC apologizes, hell freezes over
  137. I need some aspirin and a heating pad.
  138. Wannabe thief entertains us all
  139. Somewhere in Great Britain a village is missing an idiot
  140. If an employee has to leave for a few minutes to go get something for you....
  141. Yes, the cheese melts instantly,,,
  142. Nice guys finish first occasionally! :)
  143. Oh Christmas Tree: 07 ver
  144. Ack!
  145. We called 911 because we thought you were DEAD!....
  146. The wrong way to ask
  147. Zero to SC in 2.7 Seconds
  148. Do I LOOK like I work here?
  149. You cannot help me because you're a woman!
  150. Tongue in Cheek moments
  151. Managers get a good laugh...
  152. Stop that! You're a customer, not an employee.
  153. How do people get out unsupervised (long)
  154. My Boots Are Made for Kicking
  155. How about some Black Friday horror stories?
  156. Amusing Tidbits (not sucky)
  157. Hot stuff
  158. No I can't price match a hotel 10 miles away
  159. Come to Wal-mart for free tech support!
  160. Not very sucky, but mostly ODD!
  161. Lady tries to scam us thinking we are all idiots, fails miserabley(long)
  162. They're not going to open, no matter how long you stare at the doors!
  163. I was completly dumbfounded...
  164. fantastic memory, crappy eyesight (quite long)
  165. Random Suckiness and Stupidness from my New Job (long)
  166. Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
  167. Observations from a phone troll
  168. Oh no, not the $1 coins and $2 bills!!!!
  169. WARNING!! WARNING!! Reading this may cause lose of a few brain cells!!!!
  170. Dreaming about SCs yet again...
  171. You are not getting food. GO AWAY
  172. So I'm a bitch now, it seems.
  173. SC posing as team member, robs store!
  174. I am a prankster, part 2.
  175. "but the book says!"
  176. We're closed!
  177. Wait, what was that reason again?
  178. Wherein I am both amused and unnerved
  179. He's back and has reported us to the better business bureau.
  180. A Young Crank Caller Learns Quickly.
  181. Wonderful listening skills
  182. Best Buy, stop sending us your @sshats!
  183. Mines better than yours
  184. You Broke Both Beds?
  185. Old Mother Hubbard...went to the cupboard
  186. There's Ice In Our Panties
  187. Punishment or Penalties?
  188. I don't care about you, just sell me my lottery
  189. Asking Isn't Ordering
  190. Do you have powers?
  191. I'm not psychic!
  192. I just can't keep my mouth shut.
  193. Late Fees
  194. your workplace = pro bono daycare facility
  195. SCs guide to a retail parking lot
  196. If she had been only a wee bit nicer....
  197. There is no way I did that for you before
  198. Green rack, and other things
  199. The overcomer of SC's everywhere (I need a cape)
  200. You petty twerps.
  201. What? You're out of stock?!
  202. Short & Gross
  203. My Final rants of my bank job
  204. dumbest customer ever
  205. I'm rude AND annoying!
  206. Not Exactly Sucky, But Weird- 'Buy Me a Cat Litterbox!"
  207. Night of the Living Drunks
  208. I'm not a telemarketer!
  209. They missed the toilet...I think I'm gonna puke... (GROSS)
  210. I'm not sure how to title this one...
  211. You are the antichrist!
  212. The Orgy People - True evil! - LONG
  213. Everyone Hates Me Nobody Likes Me- Worst Jobs re: Public Loathing?
  214. She Started Out Wrong, and Got Worse (Long)
  215. kids and shiny things
  216. The Oxycontin Bug!
  217. The Liability of Idiots
  218. "My car's somewhere on this planet."
  219. 2 legendary sc's a few days apart (long)
  220. The Rant, my favorite method of communication.
  221. But I waaaaaant iiiiiiiiiit!!!!!
  222. But I need THIS one!
  223. geography
  224. rude comments on appearance
  225. You know, I know where you work... (with bonus rant) (Long)
  226. Shooting himself in the foot over cigarettes
  227. I definitely don't want you people operating on me...
  228. Well, she's raising a fine little scammer
  229. Another Fun Night
  230. Why, yes, we absolutely do need that particular bit of identity
  231. Got proof?
  232. yes, jerk, we just didn't feel like it!
  233. If You're Going to Accuse the Groomer, Make Sure They Don't Keep Logs! (long)
  234. Boobs! & Shit! Not Sexual Harasment!
  235. Do other cashiers get this line all the time?
  236. Insurance scammer SC (longish, language)
  237. I can hear you!
  238. Ladder!!.....LADDER!!
  239. SCs who don't get that you are actually a person
  240. The power of management
  241. MP3 player: The anti-suck
  242. Forget your ID day! (long, language)
  243. Your ass or a hole in the ground?
  244. Is it a full moon today, or what?
  245. Top five reasons why I hate cheque writers.
  246. There Just FISH!!!!!!!!!!
  247. 14, 86. 69
  248. Monday headaches
  249. TMI Lady
  250. Calling the wrong number makes me a MF