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  1. Not Exactly Sucky, But Weird- 'Buy Me a Cat Litterbox!"
  2. Night of the Living Drunks
  3. I'm not a telemarketer!
  4. They missed the toilet...I think I'm gonna puke... (GROSS)
  5. I'm not sure how to title this one...
  6. You are the antichrist!
  7. The Orgy People - True evil! - LONG
  8. Everyone Hates Me Nobody Likes Me- Worst Jobs re: Public Loathing?
  9. She Started Out Wrong, and Got Worse (Long)
  10. kids and shiny things
  11. The Oxycontin Bug!
  12. The Liability of Idiots
  13. "My car's somewhere on this planet."
  14. 2 legendary sc's a few days apart (long)
  15. The Rant, my favorite method of communication.
  16. But I waaaaaant iiiiiiiiiit!!!!!
  17. But I need THIS one!
  18. geography
  19. rude comments on appearance
  20. You know, I know where you work... (with bonus rant) (Long)
  21. Shooting himself in the foot over cigarettes
  22. I definitely don't want you people operating on me...
  23. Well, she's raising a fine little scammer
  24. Another Fun Night
  25. Why, yes, we absolutely do need that particular bit of identity
  26. Got proof?
  27. yes, jerk, we just didn't feel like it!
  28. If You're Going to Accuse the Groomer, Make Sure They Don't Keep Logs! (long)
  29. Boobs! & Shit! Not Sexual Harasment!
  30. Do other cashiers get this line all the time?
  31. Insurance scammer SC (longish, language)
  32. I can hear you!
  33. Ladder!!.....LADDER!!
  34. SCs who don't get that you are actually a person
  35. The power of management
  36. MP3 player: The anti-suck
  37. Forget your ID day! (long, language)
  38. Your ass or a hole in the ground?
  39. Is it a full moon today, or what?
  40. Top five reasons why I hate cheque writers.
  41. There Just FISH!!!!!!!!!!
  42. 14, 86. 69
  43. Monday headaches
  44. TMI Lady
  45. Calling the wrong number makes me a MF
  46. I hate AAA
  47. Gift Cards and Shotacon
  48. I wish I'd been down there...
  49. Idiot tells me to tell the boss to "fuck-off!"
  50. Have you been living under a rock?
  51. Um, WHAT!? I mean, SERIOUSLY.
  52. I just said that!
  53. wherein I teach an SC to not be an SC
  54. Uhh...that wasn't me!
  55. Senior Citizen Customers
  56. "But we are not from around here" (long)
  57. Ask the same question, get the same answer
  58. Digital Card Machines
  59. SC Classic
  60. It starts and ends with me
  61. Green Sparkle Gel
  62. Oh yes, more crazy cable customers
  63. This thing don't work right
  64. 100k+ without electricity...
  65. run of the mill crazy lady
  66. SC gets owned by his hubris
  67. Not sucky, but side splitting funny... dont give your mum your email address if....
  68. Talking Shit From Other Customers Out Of Work
  69. fun with phones
  70. This guy beat me to it.... (Long, Language)
  71. It's YOUR fault you're late!
  72. Lines are the equivalent to an entire nation of morons.
  73. Your neighborhood is nothing but a bunch of troublemakers!
  74. I hate him so much.
  75. SCs: A Personal History (long)
  76. Give me a damn break.
  77. The gas hut fairy and other tales...
  78. Is it a full moon or am I just attracting idiots today?
  79. Late Fees???
  80. Excuse me sir, your pants are on fire.
  81. OMG, worst thing I have ever heard
  82. Excuse me, do you work here?
  83. SC's who bitch and complain about the busy line-ups
  84. update on the im a loyal customer you owe me thread
  85. Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O
  86. Beer Scammer
  87. Questions I hate! (ranty)
  88. For a Good Time Call
  89. Oldies from my Favorite Job
  90. Support Ticket Fun (long)
  91. Breaking the Lawls of sanity.
  92. Looks like I am going to jail......
  93. Live Theatre SCs
  94. You can't charge me for stolen stuff....
  95. I Nearly Commited Murder (Again)
  96. Holy crap! Christmas is in full swing now!
  97. We can take his wife!
  98. SC vs. snow
  99. Oh, the weather outside is frightful...
  100. No, I can't type any faster, MY FINGER IS WRAPPED LIKE A SAUSAGE
  101. "next I want this" (long rant)
  102. Puppies, Fishies, and Flushing oh Joy
  103. "...but it's Christmas!"
  104. Proof that Customers do not listen.
  105. I've got a totally GROSS one for ya! (and rude too!)
  106. You are very large and very frightning, sir. (kinda long)
  107. The Garbage Can: A Wacky New Invention
  108. Try to do someone a favor...
  109. On being drunk
  110. I told a slight fib just now
  111. YOU messed up!!!
  112. Phone WTF moment
  113. Triple threat!! My month of HELL (EPIC Length ranting)
  114. How do you justify yourself?
  115. Um......can you tell me what he wants?
  116. rants and kudos (language)
  117. The SC Guide to Calling the Cable Company
  118. The Return
  119. Please excuse my laughter.
  120. First one of the morning...
  121. Most obvious attempt at a scam I've ever seen (long)
  122. E-mail Fun Returns
  123. I'm sorry, I can't bend quite that far...
  124. The Nasal Douche and his Precious Box Sets
  125. Christmas SC's!!
  126. That would be your engine, sir....
  127. A few of my favorite bad phone calls.
  128. Some People and Lotto!
  129. It Never Fails
  130. I know more than you, Palm, and Lexus.
  131. Cash Back
  132. I hope there isn't worse
  133. You Might Want To Read That First...
  134. I want to speak to the manager!
  135. The Shits and the perv (wordy and gross)
  136. Award-Winning Temper Tantrum
  137. A customer made me sick!!
  138. Early Christmas present for the store! An epic tale of triumph! (long-ish)
  139. Landline phone service
  140. It returns: The big question, who are the bigger pigs...(disgusting)
  141. Turd Polishers
  142. If life is a roller coaster, let it not be this one
  143. retail intelligence (somewhat long)
  144. SCs, will they EVER learn to read???
  145. Another victory for me.
  146. Slip of the tongue
  147. Ice Cream and Cussing and Forks, Oh My!
  148. Another computer retail episode.. (Long)
  149. Same name different people.
  150. Not sucky, just...wierd.
  151. Dis-Enchanted
  152. Insane Snowstorm from Hell and people's interesting priorities
  153. The Cookie Girl
  154. Read the MONITER!!
  155. Making A Big Stink
  156. My adventure at CVS this weekend
  157. Hurt Feelings & Hostages
  158. (longish)You may not remember me but.....
  159. All Done
  160. Drill to the head
  161. Little things that SCs do that bother me but shouldn’t
  162. The ENTIRE system went down today! (a long rant)
  163. Apparently our company is shady...
  164. Offensive Lettuce
  165. That's not why I don't care.
  166. Yelling at the grocery store (kinda long)
  167. Receipts are a lack of trust!
  168. Wii Zappers will get me killed.
  169. closing early on Xmas Eve/closed on Xmas
  170. Possibly the worst day ever (long rant)
  171. Jerk of the Day...
  172. Mad enough to get my dogs!
  173. "Hey, Catch!"
  174. "Why are you open/working on Christmas" responses
  175. SC's ! Now in Stupid Flavor
  176. Y1 B0 H0 M0 Q. V. Welcome to my world this time of year
  177. Christmas Crazies
  178. Then. I. Don't. Want. It.
  179. Brain freeze?
  180. A few waitress stories
  181. "I've been with you for X years....."
  182. Arguing over the smallest things, seriously.
  183. oh WHY the WII!
  184. Almost there...almost there...
  185. I am going to B a SC..I just Know it
  186. You need a receipt. Really.
  187. Return of the Nasal Douche and other Moron Madness
  188. SC's kid causes a car crash in front of my store
  189. It means Unavailable
  190. Customers who want credit on obviously used merchandise
  191. The Repeater and the Leaver.
  192. Fun customer
  193. Yes. Yes you should. Now, please leave.
  194. Yes, your safety is better than your.....
  195. Tis the season to be stupid
  196. Tipping
  197. Sucky Dad
  198. So I made the computer slow
  199. Demented Delivery Lady
  200. Calling For Backup
  201. I Said It and I Mean It
  202. Scolded for saying Happy Holidays
  203. the one armed bandit
  204. locksmith diaries
  205. Don't bring that in here! (langauge)
  206. Of course you can't use your mother's credit card!
  207. first call today...
  208. I'm gonna be sick
  209. It's free(slight language)
  210. "I never did that before so I couldn't have possibly done it this time!"
  211. "But its British!"
  212. I bet he feels like a big tough guy now
  213. The allmighty interrogator
  214. Religious Jerks (not meant to be offensive? Read Disclaimer)
  215. "Wait, I think I have the four cents..." (rant)
  216. Not really sucky, more strange
  217. Don't touch me.
  218. The "I shouldn't be alive I"m so high"
  219. Attack of the 300
  220. Going Homicidal over.....
  221. The reason I no longer give my first name to customers
  222. I am, apparently, evil. Somehow, this doesn't worry me...
  223. It's the season of BAD will...
  224. There Must Have Been Some Magic in that Old Asshat They Found
  225. The Full Effect (+Cats)
  226. Last SC of the year
  227. Why are customers so grumpy at Christmas?
  228. How Else Would I Know?
  229. BYOAM
  230. I hate sundays.
  231. Math..its not too hard.
  232. Killer story from renaissance faire
  233. I know you have twenty Wiis!
  234. On stuttering
  235. Supermarket sweep
  236. The ID 10 T error and Why I Hate Joan Jett.
  237. One from the WTF? files
  238. A or B? C please.
  239. "The Bag Lady & The Bratty Kids"
  240. "The 12 days of Christmas" - SC style
  241. That's it, I'm a terrible person.
  242. I should of said no...
  243. You Won't Open for Me??
  244. I've reached the end of my rope...
  245. Lacking beer is no reason to yell at the host (long)
  246. Merry Christmas to all.
  247. I am confused beyond belief
  248. "Babysit my kids while I smoke. "
  249. Are You Sure?
  250. Odd, Cheap Remark