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  1. I hate AAA
  2. Gift Cards and Shotacon
  3. I wish I'd been down there...
  4. Idiot tells me to tell the boss to "fuck-off!"
  5. Have you been living under a rock?
  6. Um, WHAT!? I mean, SERIOUSLY.
  7. I just said that!
  8. wherein I teach an SC to not be an SC
  9. Uhh...that wasn't me!
  10. Senior Citizen Customers
  11. "But we are not from around here" (long)
  12. Ask the same question, get the same answer
  13. Digital Card Machines
  14. SC Classic
  15. It starts and ends with me
  16. Green Sparkle Gel
  17. Oh yes, more crazy cable customers
  18. This thing don't work right
  19. 100k+ without electricity...
  20. run of the mill crazy lady
  21. SC gets owned by his hubris
  22. Not sucky, but side splitting funny... dont give your mum your email address if....
  23. Talking Shit From Other Customers Out Of Work
  24. fun with phones
  25. This guy beat me to it.... (Long, Language)
  26. It's YOUR fault you're late!
  27. Lines are the equivalent to an entire nation of morons.
  28. Your neighborhood is nothing but a bunch of troublemakers!
  29. I hate him so much.
  30. SCs: A Personal History (long)
  31. Give me a damn break.
  32. The gas hut fairy and other tales...
  33. Is it a full moon or am I just attracting idiots today?
  34. Late Fees???
  35. Excuse me sir, your pants are on fire.
  36. OMG, worst thing I have ever heard
  37. Excuse me, do you work here?
  38. SC's who bitch and complain about the busy line-ups
  39. update on the im a loyal customer you owe me thread
  40. Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O
  41. Beer Scammer
  42. Questions I hate! (ranty)
  43. For a Good Time Call
  44. Oldies from my Favorite Job
  45. Support Ticket Fun (long)
  46. Breaking the Lawls of sanity.
  47. Looks like I am going to jail......
  48. Live Theatre SCs
  49. You can't charge me for stolen stuff....
  50. I Nearly Commited Murder (Again)
  51. Holy crap! Christmas is in full swing now!
  52. We can take his wife!
  53. SC vs. snow
  54. Oh, the weather outside is frightful...
  55. No, I can't type any faster, MY FINGER IS WRAPPED LIKE A SAUSAGE
  56. "next I want this" (long rant)
  57. Puppies, Fishies, and Flushing oh Joy
  58. "...but it's Christmas!"
  59. Proof that Customers do not listen.
  60. I've got a totally GROSS one for ya! (and rude too!)
  61. You are very large and very frightning, sir. (kinda long)
  62. The Garbage Can: A Wacky New Invention
  63. Try to do someone a favor...
  64. On being drunk
  65. I told a slight fib just now
  66. YOU messed up!!!
  67. Phone WTF moment
  68. Triple threat!! My month of HELL (EPIC Length ranting)
  69. How do you justify yourself?
  70. Um......can you tell me what he wants?
  71. rants and kudos (language)
  72. The SC Guide to Calling the Cable Company
  73. The Return
  74. Please excuse my laughter.
  75. First one of the morning...
  76. Most obvious attempt at a scam I've ever seen (long)
  77. E-mail Fun Returns
  78. I'm sorry, I can't bend quite that far...
  79. The Nasal Douche and his Precious Box Sets
  80. Christmas SC's!!
  81. That would be your engine, sir....
  82. A few of my favorite bad phone calls.
  83. Some People and Lotto!
  84. It Never Fails
  85. I know more than you, Palm, and Lexus.
  86. Cash Back
  87. I hope there isn't worse
  88. You Might Want To Read That First...
  89. I want to speak to the manager!
  90. The Shits and the perv (wordy and gross)
  91. Award-Winning Temper Tantrum
  92. A customer made me sick!!
  93. Early Christmas present for the store! An epic tale of triumph! (long-ish)
  94. Landline phone service
  95. It returns: The big question, who are the bigger pigs...(disgusting)
  96. Turd Polishers
  97. If life is a roller coaster, let it not be this one
  98. retail intelligence (somewhat long)
  99. SCs, will they EVER learn to read???
  100. Another victory for me.
  101. Slip of the tongue
  102. Ice Cream and Cussing and Forks, Oh My!
  103. Another computer retail episode.. (Long)
  104. Same name different people.
  105. Not sucky, just...wierd.
  106. Dis-Enchanted
  107. Insane Snowstorm from Hell and people's interesting priorities
  108. The Cookie Girl
  109. Read the MONITER!!
  110. Making A Big Stink
  111. My adventure at CVS this weekend
  112. Hurt Feelings & Hostages
  113. (longish)You may not remember me but.....
  114. All Done
  115. Drill to the head
  116. Little things that SCs do that bother me but shouldn’t
  117. The ENTIRE system went down today! (a long rant)
  118. Apparently our company is shady...
  119. Offensive Lettuce
  120. That's not why I don't care.
  121. Yelling at the grocery store (kinda long)
  122. Receipts are a lack of trust!
  123. Wii Zappers will get me killed.
  124. closing early on Xmas Eve/closed on Xmas
  125. Possibly the worst day ever (long rant)
  126. Jerk of the Day...
  127. Mad enough to get my dogs!
  128. "Hey, Catch!"
  129. "Why are you open/working on Christmas" responses
  130. SC's ! Now in Stupid Flavor
  131. Y1 B0 H0 M0 Q. V. Welcome to my world this time of year
  132. Christmas Crazies
  133. Then. I. Don't. Want. It.
  134. Brain freeze?
  135. A few waitress stories
  136. "I've been with you for X years....."
  137. Arguing over the smallest things, seriously.
  138. oh WHY the WII!
  139. Almost there...almost there...
  140. I am going to B a SC..I just Know it
  141. You need a receipt. Really.
  142. Return of the Nasal Douche and other Moron Madness
  143. SC's kid causes a car crash in front of my store
  144. It means Unavailable
  145. Customers who want credit on obviously used merchandise
  146. The Repeater and the Leaver.
  147. Fun customer
  148. Yes. Yes you should. Now, please leave.
  149. Yes, your safety is better than your.....
  150. Tis the season to be stupid
  151. Tipping
  152. Sucky Dad
  153. So I made the computer slow
  154. Demented Delivery Lady
  155. Calling For Backup
  156. I Said It and I Mean It
  157. Scolded for saying Happy Holidays
  158. the one armed bandit
  159. locksmith diaries
  160. Don't bring that in here! (langauge)
  161. Of course you can't use your mother's credit card!
  162. first call today...
  163. I'm gonna be sick
  164. It's free(slight language)
  165. "I never did that before so I couldn't have possibly done it this time!"
  166. "But its British!"
  167. I bet he feels like a big tough guy now
  168. The allmighty interrogator
  169. Religious Jerks (not meant to be offensive? Read Disclaimer)
  170. "Wait, I think I have the four cents..." (rant)
  171. Not really sucky, more strange
  172. Don't touch me.
  173. The "I shouldn't be alive I"m so high"
  174. Attack of the 300
  175. Going Homicidal over.....
  176. The reason I no longer give my first name to customers
  177. I am, apparently, evil. Somehow, this doesn't worry me...
  178. It's the season of BAD will...
  179. There Must Have Been Some Magic in that Old Asshat They Found
  180. The Full Effect (+Cats)
  181. Last SC of the year
  182. Why are customers so grumpy at Christmas?
  183. How Else Would I Know?
  184. BYOAM
  185. I hate sundays.
  186. Math..its not too hard.
  187. Killer story from renaissance faire
  188. I know you have twenty Wiis!
  189. On stuttering
  190. Supermarket sweep
  191. The ID 10 T error and Why I Hate Joan Jett.
  192. One from the WTF? files
  193. A or B? C please.
  194. "The Bag Lady & The Bratty Kids"
  195. "The 12 days of Christmas" - SC style
  196. That's it, I'm a terrible person.
  197. I should of said no...
  198. You Won't Open for Me??
  199. I've reached the end of my rope...
  200. Lacking beer is no reason to yell at the host (long)
  201. Merry Christmas to all.
  202. I am confused beyond belief
  203. "Babysit my kids while I smoke. "
  204. Are You Sure?
  205. Odd, Cheap Remark
  206. Wow...swearing in a church...That's a new one!
  207. Christmas Eve crappy tippers
  208. I hear stupid people
  209. Did You Know Pet Stores Offer Free Babysitting... After Closing?
  210. Why I'd never work where my mom works (quickie)
  211. Customers make me hate this time of year...
  212. Highlights Of My Time In Customer Service, Part 1
  213. Letter from a Squeaky Vegan
  214. Old tales from McDonalds (long and some language)
  215. I raised one eyebrow, in spite of the fact that we were talking on the phone. [Long]
  216. AMP! It's not just for gamers anymore.
  217. Today was... strange
  218. Condescending, falsely jovial, racially-profiling jerkface (mild language)
  219. $.49...And Happy Holidays to You Too
  220. SCs are driving (me crazy)
  221. But SHE"S the one buying them.
  222. Apparentley I am a worthless moron..(language)
  223. Impatience on Boxing Day
  224. So I went shopping with my mummy
  225. This has probably been mentioned before but..
  226. Post-Christmas/Boxing Day Sales
  227. What are you like?
  228. Short but Sweet (and funny)
  229. The bitch after christmas
  230. Thank goodness I don't work tomorrow. (long-winded)
  231. Mean, rude customer
  232. Yet another Mother of the Year
  233. Angry Balloon Refund Man (Long)
  234. Prepay Outrage!
  235. hahaha (quicky)
  236. Post-Christmas Failure (long. possible language.)
  237. Drunks
  238. Short but Sweet (and funny)
  239. she did what to her receipt?
  240. Hell of a buyer's remorse!
  241. Sorry, but I can't be in two places at the same time
  242. I Know How to Do My Job
  243. Hey its not my fault you cant state your info
  244. Helicopter Parental Units
  245. People who can't pay their bills have lawyers?
  246. Old ladies hate to walk... (language warning)
  247. SC makes another customer cry
  248. "The Moocher Guy"
  249. Well, today we made up for being closed yesterday...(long)
  250. Gender Bending and Free Candy! (3 storys)