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  1. Snow makes you stunned
  2. When it rains, it definitely pours....
  3. Little Victories
  4. Bad parents and child thief
  5. Taco bell...
  6. Buck 'im
  7. No more! Gone! Kaputz!
  8. Again, I hate sundays....
  9. THE bus to THE casino!!
  10. Do You Google SCs?
  11. "But we're paying for this!"
  12. I like to harrass techs in my spare time, apparently
  13. Is it just me or are people getting ruder all the time?
  14. Elderlies Disrespecting Elderlies
  15. HULK SMASH!
  16. Your music is OFFENSIVE!
  17. I'm dying here!!
  18. Bleeding dog
  19. No laws against reverse racism?
  20. Sprayed with gas
  21. Ill blow your head off
  22. Fun with numbers
  23. The customer actually flew 1,000 miles to speak with my supervisor!
  24. Anorexics, Racists and pisstakers... (language)
  25. My gripes
  26. I am cursed, and you suck. (disgusting, seriously)
  27. Snap you in half...
  28. My worst customer/manager ever (language/religion is involved)
  29. SC and i wasnt even on the clock!
  30. We Are Legion ( Yes....+cats )
  31. We're not staying open just for you, princess.
  32. Who the hell are you??? *contains violence against an SC*
  33. Cops, guns, and fun!
  34. ID woes at Con (2 Tales)
  35. Stop Destroying Our Property
  36. sometimes I ask why me
  37. But I want red
  38. I am A Legend and being awkward
  39. She'll have me arrested
  40. Just How Did You manage To Get Into College?
  41. I have to pay for it? Since when?
  42. Manager snaps at Christmas SC
  43. Trouble at the pump
  44. I'm paying cash at check out....
  45. Awe Come on! I have been trying to go to lunch for the last hour now!
  46. Ewwww!!
  47. Credit Card Laws
  48. I know you can't look this up, so look it up for me!
  49. Neener Neener = Fail
  50. Last Attitude SC of the Year & a Bonus
  51. My Darling Customer
  52. One-word responses. (a quickie with language)
  53. Did she just cuss me in the Queens English?
  54. My hint for the day....
  55. New Year Woes
  56. But I need this by the end of the year
  57. the strange, the stranger and the irritating.
  58. Shoplifting stories?
  59. If your going to steal....
  60. I want to speak to a manager.
  61. Why Do These People Have Acess to Money
  62. It is finally, finally over.
  63. Secret inner laughter
  64. Are these your undies, or someone elses?
  65. What? Housekeepers are people?....
  66. The fact you didn't answer the phone means your're open
  67. Holy crap, does anyone pay their MF'ing bill anymore?
  68. This why I might start drinking.
  69. Finder's keepers, right?
  70. The Day My Brain Broke
  71. Where did all these smelly drunks come from?
  72. I don't want to be an SC....
  73. Holiday Roundup
  74. Let's stock up... for the snow!
  75. home grown organic stupid
  76. A very shady character
  77. The bigger you are, the more free stuff you should give away!! (quickie)
  78. What are the silliest things you have had customers ask for?
  79. Did You Give Me The Coffee I Never Ordered?
  80. Valentines Day (long)
  81. "I don't know why they hired you"
  82. I can't eat this!
  83. I'm not slow, you're impatient
  84. Stupid day is today! (long)
  85. There's no way i'm touching that
  86. Tell me why it's that much!!!
  87. Angry customer wanted to kill me (long)
  88. CS No More...
  89. Are you serious???
  90. 24h Service!
  91. Stupid customer of the year award
  92. How to @$%$ off the guy who's trying to help you (language)
  93. GET A CLUE!!!!
  94. Wonderland
  95. 75% off is not enough!!
  96. Douchebags on Parade
  97. left behind
  98. Bad fake ID
  99. He's not here. Really.
  100. I admit I was the SC - But you are BUSTED!!
  101. A real ticket - loosely translated.
  102. price whingers on new year's day
  103. at least she admitted it.
  104. Like my dog?
  105. I don't feel like debating world issues, what's the problem with your account?
  106. You want to do what to my employee?
  107. Ah.... internet customers....
  108. Mildly amusing, but still annoying
  109. "This is Jim!" (abbreviated language)
  110. Cussed out over prices
  111. Stop smoking/Go to bed!
  112. Take This Back. Now!
  113. Ha! BUSTED!
  114. Why do you two have the exact same IDs?
  115. "Tell me you do tea and coffee..."
  116. First weekend at the new job.
  117. "I'm just too tired"
  118. Now I'm Pissed
  119. I really wanted to hurt him
  120. The Real Slim Shady(tm)
  121. Cussed out over $7 (language)
  122. Pant Crapping Fun with Con Concert Security
  123. Couple Quickies from the Bread Co.
  124. Servant Girl
  125. Are you serious?
  126. System Crash = fun stuff (long)
  127. We are CROOKS!~
  128. What a way to start the day.
  129. I AM NOT A LEPER!
  130. Oh good LORD, I remember this lady.
  131. Pure ignorance...
  132. Upconverting dvd is not HD-DVD
  133. Baby Formula and Diaper Thief
  134. We were stunned!
  135. SHIT! ON! MY! FLOOR! (language)
  136. After-Hours Fun
  137. How about some money order madness?
  138. Less sucky, more terrifying
  139. "You're not a grocery store, you're general information!"
  140. I cant believe i am saying this but 1+4=5
  141. Being an lazy, ignoreant Idiot isn't a Handicap
  142. To the "lady" that called me yesterday
  143. I can't believe you just said that!!
  144. Not really suck, just a really stupid question..
  145. pens and omelettes.....
  146. I changed my mind!
  147. oh my stupid!!! scammer
  148. How my co-worker pwned a Sucky Customer.
  149. Bliss, Bane, and Boosting: Store Bathrooms (longish)
  150. One, Two
  151. Oh no, this doesn't sound sheisty at all.
  152. Note to self: Learn sign language!
  153. A double-edged sword...
  154. Why do the weird and the old come to me?
  155. my turn to ask if i was sucky...
  156. More Coin-Shop Stories
  157. Adventures in lingerie
  158. im sorry i cant read your mind!
  159. Why are people so uppity when it comes to putting their bags behind the counter?
  160. "But Canada and USA are the same!"
  161. Was This Trip Really Necessary?
  162. You can't make this up!
  163. Why yes, I am the Biggest, Strongest Person Alive, You Ass.
  164. where are the mushrooms?
  165. That's not good business!
  166. One step away from Sexual Harassment....
  167. I May Look Funny But You'll Always Be An Arse
  168. I don't live in a hotel!
  169. sorry if you were not next in line
  170. Adventures in Costumer Services
  171. "Ripped off again!"
  172. Phone usage
  173. Dealings with "Duck"
  174. False 'False Advertising,' An Idiot Owned
  175. No way she was that quick
  176. This is how I got my nick on here
  177. Seriously?
  178. Is there a theme here?
  179. Aussies, help
  180. I want you to SEE what your company is selling!!11!!
  181. Stupid questions much?
  182. Are You Being Served?
  183. I am not a drunk!
  184. Suprise Attack of the Spelling Nazi
  185. I'm in pain here!!
  186. Converstions with a PIN pad
  187. the joys of food service: long
  188. Rude, holiday shoppers.
  189. Ah, election season...
  190. Exact... measurments.... Riiiiiight
  191. Please tell me you're not serious?
  192. "Good Boy"
  193. stupid woman tells me i got the order wrong
  194. Then go to Central Market!
  195. "Deliberately" lying to customers
  196. I'm not too young. You're too old.
  197. Wherein I cast a spell...
  198. When sales tax goes up...
  199. People love to deflate my bubble.
  200. Puppy dogs, air filters and a minor WTF
  201. Minor annoyances and happy reunions
  202. "EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!!!!!"
  203. A Tale of Two Idiots
  204. You bought this in Chicago, take it back to Chicago...Duh? (Long I guess)
  205. Customers and their bank accounts.
  206. Drunks with phones! (funny)
  207. The Curse of the Northern Lands
  208. How hard is it to find a building? For some, very hard
  209. My adventures in serving this weekend..LONG..also HI!
  210. All aboard the Ship of Fail
  211. "what do you mean I can't charge my phone in your store?!"
  212. You need the card itself, ma'am
  213. Red Light (LONG)
  214. Sure, you are NOT rude at all...
  215. Movie Theater Fun, AKA Kavorkian for President
  216. An Ode to Nacho Cheese
  217. Old people need to learn to Trust the young
  218. Customer insulting me on my appearance
  219. The stampeed before the storm
  220. Monday, the day of the *boggle*
  221. You Can Lead an SC to Knowledge...
  222. Hands down the dumbest thief ever...
  223. Our Porn isn't Hardcore
  224. Credit Card Entitlement Whore
  225. Hypocrites!
  226. Someone really needs to get in trouble for that...
  227. We don't serve food that isn't "nice"
  228. "I'll take care of this, stop her crying."
  229. Kind of odd story my mgr told me
  230. Pistachio Jell-o and W(h)ine.
  231. Yeah, 'Cause Mechanics are Like That
  232. Does this, or does this not suck?
  233. Are you lost little girl?
  234. I'm sorry, I'm not sure I caught that...
  235. Health Dept...
  236. Is this like "revenge" from India???
  237. they just suck.
  238. My calls from tonight
  239. Lack of listening, lack of organisation and I dont like your breathing!
  240. The Slaughterhouse 5-2 (Long. Part 1) *GROSS. DISTURBING*
  241. From the hotel to the newspaper, SC's seem to follow me.
  242. You know you're a retail zobie when...
  243. Sex fiends, raving mad woman, the Reverse SC and other bizarre tales (language)
  244. you MUST be joking
  245. We know they don't read, but they don't listen either
  246. One of my favorite lines that i can actually say to customers(long)
  247. Customer Went Into Restricted Area
  248. STAY!! I said STAY!!
  249. We shouldn't offer those free rentals?
  250. A few SC's from my theatre days (very long)