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  1. All of the numbers...
  2. I'm sorry, I work HERE, not there.
  3. Apparently I am a company
  4. Leftover stories from Xmas Eve
  5. Uhm... No? We sell cars.
  6. Rotten Tomatoes
  7. You can slid the card early, but my part comes at the end
  8. This is not the cheese you're looking for.
  9. "Here, hold this"
  10. it's POLICY
  11. Quite a few...
  12. My Close Encounter at B&N
  13. Breakfast & a show
  14. Then I'm going to Wal*Mart
  15. Hammertime
  16. The ole switcheroo
  17. Yes, I understand you don't want to give that information out
  18. grrrrr I know its cold...
  19. One Major, a couple minors and a story from the boss.
  20. Selling Phones Online - Stupid "Customers"
  21. A rather, er...tasteless comment made to my co-worker...
  22. GRRR!
  23. I see a tax audit in their future......
  24. "You don't have to give me ATTITUDE about it!"
  25. Broken Bathroom woes...again
  26. Jamal brought fried okra! OH NOES!!!!
  27. Some kids....and their sucky 'parents.'
  28. you can't make this stuff up
  29. Cnl Sanders
  30. Pissed off (pun intended)
  31. Proud of being an SC? [long-ish/language]
  32. ..... ok no funny name
  33. Mr "I always get my way"...doesn't :)
  34. Repetition and Repetitiveness and Saying It All Again
  35. Police activity!
  36. Four Hours of Fail.
  37. Unconquerable Idiocy (language)
  38. From the archives
  39. Not even sure what to call this
  40. I think National Idiot Week has started.
  41. toughest question ever
  42. Tales of the Security Guard(language)
  43. Get A Degree In Common Sense!
  44. What kind of sick person...
  45. "Stop that Plane!!!"
  46. Dr. Sucky, DVM
  47. Do I look like an idiot?
  48. I Can't Talk when You're Shouting
  49. Observations of the Parking Public
  50. Fear of Flying
  51. Something minor that pisses me off.
  52. Sorry, I am not required to speak every language of the world...
  53. Yet another terrible reason to threaten to stop shopping here.
  54. No, I can't pull prices out of thin air!
  55. Four liars!
  56. Been learning from her own customers?
  57. Ranting for the Sake of Ranting (Long)
  58. The most oddest change request yet....
  59. Just tell me what you want...
  60. I'm sorry, that's not how our tax exempt system works
  61. The drunk nationalist (kind of longish)
  62. My Gems Thus Far
  63. No, we do not provide credit because you changed your mind!
  64. Not Sure How to Classify This
  65. Tip Thief Thwarted
  66. "I Don't Care if Its Impossible. DO IT"
  67. gems from this week
  68. The crazy old lady (long)
  69. Oh noez! Secret shopper!
  70. have a WONDERFUL day!!!
  71. How many personalities do you have?
  72. I'm not your receptionist.
  73. Two 'wtfs' in one day.
  74. Threatening to call corporate cause I blocked him from scamming us
  75. Cant trust anyone (very long, language)
  76. Karaoke - The SCs That Sing...
  77. Drunk Homeless Lady
  78. Please take a bath.
  79. Thats MY phone number
  80. Don't Blame Us for Your Own Stupidity and Lack of Forsight
  81. If brains were tinfoil...
  82. He's not watching those gay movies, is he??
  83. Selfish is as selfish does
  84. The Toilet Crusade (Long)
  85. The Customer is NOT Always Right, He's Usually A Prick
  86. So you've admitted to stealing...guess what I'm going to do!
  87. Two from last night....
  88. Sale and coupon hell
  89. The invisible cashier
  90. What do you mean you can't help me in another dept???
  91. another sc!
  92. Lying to me will not engender sympathy
  93. ... What?
  94. Is it really that hard to say "hi" and "thanks"?
  95. Why does 'no' make them get louder? (Long)
  96. We let these people breed...(a bit long.)
  97. I have never wanted to kill someone so badly before. (quickie)
  98. He has gas. (no bodily functions involved)
  99. Funny fast food customers
  100. Sarcastic customers
  101. A Scary Dream I Had
  102. So tired of these people...
  103. More fun with Parking!
  104. Do you think you are Spiderman
  105. Is your store understaffed?
  106. She had to leave for her own safety
  107. Children & haircuts - then the applause that followed
  108. She's Holding the Boots Hostage...
  109. Health Care Suckage
  110. "Ohh, If Only ...." When Policies Are Compared
  111. What's Wrong With "Wow?"
  112. More Laundromat Blues.
  113. i finally said it...
  114. One pink hyacinth in a blue bunch... AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
  115. Australia day moron
  116. Don't touch me!
  117. I hate marriot
  118. STAY THE @#$%! OUT OF MY STOCKROOM!
  119. I am the KeyMaster!! (bit long)
  120. Customer Unsatisfied with Refund Policy
  121. The Computer Department's Eternal Merry-Go-Round (long)
  122. Umm, that's my friend you're talking about!
  123. Kinda sucky, kinda good
  124. Shut her up!
  125. Fruit, the throwing of meat, and drool
  126. Getting knocked out in the parking lot.
  127. Are you illiterate or are you just stupid? (Epic rant!)
  128. There are Some Things You Can't Do Over The Phone
  129. Customer Took Salad Without Paying
  130. Customer Not Happy About WIC Customer Before Him
  131. What IDIOT thought of this?
  132. And I thought I've seen it all...
  133. Stop taking your sister on dates to KFC!
  134. It Must Hurt to be this Stupid
  135. If I'm not talking TO him, he can't hear me!
  136. The oddest thing a customer wanted to buy
  137. No Power + Free Custard = Stupid People (long)
  138. "What Kind of Bookstore is This?"
  139. Ah, Self Importance vs Parking Guard!
  140. But...but...the radio saaaaidddd we had no school!
  141. All you can eat specials
  142. We are not a charity!
  143. That's false advertising!
  144. Pervy Customers
  145. He doesn't have gas (no bodily functions involved)
  146. Have you ever felt this way towards difficult customers
  147. Don't procraistinate, it kills people.
  148. 2 Scenarios Both Annoying!
  149. Intent to sell. Stupidly.
  150. Snort Snort
  151. Stealing from a NON-PROFIT! (long)
  152. NEW! Mutating bread!
  153. Pick up for Abraham Lincoln
  154. My friend is a SC!
  155. I want a technician to come change my home page now now now now now! (long)
  156. SCs are TV experts now too (slightly techy)
  157. If I didn't see it then it mus'n't exist.
  158. You're wrong, just shut up.
  159. People are so rude!!!
  160. False advertising? You're a teacher but you can't read?
  161. People who don't understand coupons
  162. Toilets, customers and other black holes (gross part)
  163. It's call punctuation. USE IT!!!
  164. Your car is UNSAFE!
  165. Ye Gods!
  166. New Denny's commercial encourages suckiness?
  167. The Good, The Bad...
  168. does this email make me sucky?
  169. Match.Com and Stalkers
  170. Can you teach me how to operate this??
  171. This is not a daycare!
  172. I hate check cards
  173. Someone forgot to close the looney locker!
  174. I was ready to scream tonight
  175. Does she get comission for that?
  176. Things that make you go hmmmm....
  177. sucky at present
  178. Hot Tips for America
  179. Why do customers become dicks when new people are around?
  180. One Liners From Stupid People
  181. A sucky customer who didn't get his way
  182. Subject To Availability
  183. Incidents of suck.
  184. the suck was strong today
  185. Drugstore Dolt
  186. Rude, Sale-thwarted SCs
  187. A few gems from the past two weeks (long)
  188. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
  189. I'm first, no I am, no me
  190. I'm totally not equipped for this.
  191. I'm tired and I wanna go home.
  192. Theyre all sold out? Ok, get me one anyways!
  193. "It's not like this when I cook at home!"
  194. You can't bring a dog in here!
  195. Well, I'll bet that kid's sick all the time...
  196. Bowling for Suck
  197. "How dare you be courteous!"
  198. "I train baggers!"
  199. Put some clothes on!
  200. SC is a very smart shoplifter (somewhat long)
  201. Seven thirty. NO. Yes. NO!!!
  202. 10 Things to remember once your 18
  203. The Wizardry of Harry Potter
  204. Visual Aid
  205. What More Do You Want?!
  206. Of course I understand... Sir. (long)
  207. This man is driving!
  208. Oh, fun, people must've been hung over today...(long)
  209. Lottery fun
  210. Please keep your pants on [long]
  211. Mmkay, I need to know who made a dookie in the urinal (gross)
  212. "Would you like me to fire her?"
  213. Assorted nuts and weirdos
  214. Football Frazzlement
  215. I pity the fuel
  216. No thanks, I treat women like people.
  217. Is this an entitlement whore or just stupidity?
  218. "Honestly, I don't care"
  219. The Race Card (Suicide King)
  220. The "I'm dying" Card
  221. The fog!!!!!
  222. We are not a library
  223. "Why can't I vote without being registered?"
  224. If you're in charge of mentally handicapped people...
  225. Explaining Twice Means You're Lying
  226. thats a great deal (long)
  227. Epic Sucktitude - Warning, long with strong language
  228. Does worrying about this make me an SC?
  229. 10 Minutes Before Closing
  230. Where is this magical Narnia land you call Illinois?
  231. You darn kids with your newfangled fonts
  232. SC or no? I almost exploded.
  233. When you're right you're right.
  234. E-mail Support FAIL (long)
  235. Using me for your kid's life lessons
  236. I Am Not an ATM
  237. You're not smiling.
  238. Tentative Guarantees (Long)
  239. The Angry Misadventures of Grouchy Churchy (Long)
  240. I found a loophole and will tell all of my friends now!
  241. You aren't supposed to talk!
  242. 'Your doors are locked'
  243. customer & management ... perfect together
  244. Will they like this, Omniscient One?
  245. Still Alive
  246. The oh-so protective, motherly hypocrite.
  247. No Amount of Wearing Me Down is Going to Work
  248. I hereby ban 'Benefit of the Doubt'
  249. go to a bank!
  250. You have just publicly announced that you're an asshole.