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  1. The Were-Bear
  2. This is why I have the forms
  3. Keep it on the racetrack
  4. the threat to "sue"
  5. We don't have that... or that...
  6. One caller combines my 2 favorite SC types
  7. No arguing
  8. In A Single Voice Of Rage
  9. Sports-R-us
  10. one I just overheard
  11. Some Saturday Suck
  12. and the winner is...
  13. Drunken Homeless Lady Part II
  14. The SC who wanted to take over the world...well mine anyway.
  15. Weekday's Shenanigans (two day's worth)
  16. What part of "private party" don't you understand.(long)
  17. She Growled at Me... HUH
  18. Suppliers suck (longish)
  19. situational question
  20. Clothes lined coach.
  21. We are NOT the Pony Express!
  22. Voodoo magic
  23. You Don't Ask for Much, Do You?
  24. I was a SC today, I'll Explain Why
  25. Gods damn, I hate returns
  26. Of all the complaints to have
  27. Where's NewEngland
  28. *Update* "Father Entitlement
  29. Slightly Controversial
  30. I hate Tight-Arse Tuesday (longish)
  31. If you're going to lie to the Judge, don't blog the truth
  32. What do you want me to do?
  33. It's Like Pulling Teeth (long)
  34. Florida is the new United States!!
  35. Children do NOT belong in a law office!
  36. Expect no gratitude from the sucky: WM woes
  37. Another Update: Father Entitlement
  38. My Categories of Sucky Customers
  39. No Hot Water
  40. Hotel SC Exhibit A
  41. No, I don't set the prices, no, we're not trying to rip you off (.. much)
  42. Huh, what?
  43. Shake Downs, Pat Downs, and Lock Downs....
  44. Just fix my problem and stop asking for details!
  45. Some nerve
  46. Not sucky, but risky?
  47. People handing you their trash
  48. Demanding Something For Nothing
  49. Four from the new job!
  50. Should I take this as a compliment?
  51. Instant Karma!!!!!(almost)
  52. Ahh the joys of wrong numbers
  53. I lost my mind today!
  54. Stupid Coinstar Jerks.
  55. Customer Loaded Merchandise on Belt of Closed Register
  56. Again...we're not allowed to go home
  57. I'm Glad I Just Read These...(long)
  58. The tire, the drunk, his wife and the employee
  59. your tripping maaaaaaan!
  60. You're talking to the wrong person!
  61. oh the whinning and lying and the twisting
  62. The brain has to be working first...
  63. Here now get out!
  64. Listen the First Time, Don't Call Back
  65. A Day in the Life
  66. Father Entitlement: Results
  67. Stoned or Stupid? Oh my, you must be both!
  68. bi-lingual tag confuses non-bilingual SC, and other stoopid SC's
  69. Don't you just hate...
  70. Adventures From My New Job
  71. *tilts head* What does THAT have to do with anything?
  72. I can FEEL my IQ dropping......
  73. "Are you blind?"
  74. not really sucky but makes you wonder
  75. Free Legal Help - NOT (Long)
  76. "Would you please do something illegal for me? Please?"
  77. Touring band of Sucktitude
  78. brain to mouth filter work damnit
  79. I Called a Customer a Liar and Got Away With It
  80. You Sir, are a failure!
  81. I did not know that Hashbrowns were that offensive.
  82. I LOVE lying SC's
  83. Damn the coupons!
  84. Military discount
  85. Cleanup on Isle 8
  86. Wherein I finally hiss at the general public.
  87. The crazies were out tonight...
  88. A challenge for my fellow CSers...
  89. Now for the toothbrushes (not to be read during/just after lunch)
  90. Payless foolery
  91. I Fear for the Dog
  92. I won't front for you.
  93. Dead man walking
  94. Just let the Drag Queen go...
  95. Would somebody please name the deity I've apparently displeased?
  96. Listen to me!!! RAHHHH~ (longish)
  97. One Sucky Thing Leads to Another
  98. "Obsessive-Compulsive-Drunk" -- long
  99. I had forgotten how easy it is to start loathing the customer.
  100. Idiot's guide to the courtesy phone
  101. Yes, I know where I live
  102. Asking to check backpacks is discrimination!
  103. It takes balls to be this much of an SC!
  104. this one made me angry
  105. I need the department that gives you...
  106. Not a sucky customer, more a stupid one.
  107. Silly, Silly shoplifter
  108. Hung-Over Obsessive Compulsive
  109. Your not a machine? (and I win one round!)
  110. Grab 'n' Go
  111. Money Fanners and other such nonsense
  112. At what point am i allowed to become a SC (Sorry. Long.)
  113. Help! I need some encouragement
  114. Please,tell me how much to charge you.
  115. grumpmeister to the max
  116. Complete the damn sentence you scamming **** (1 of 4, language)
  117. Dense, dense, DENSE woman (2 of 4, long)
  118. Dead Pizza Dude (long story)
  119. Where is my hat?!
  120. Short on detail
  121. The mistake has been in your favour...
  122. Wherein I Am A Catalyst of Misery
  123. You're Not Man Enough and other fun
  124. Help!!! I am married to an SC (long rant)
  125. Yeah, I Fork out Money Left and Right for Unknown Causes Too
  126. Old CW turned SC!
  127. Encountered a Yammerbot today
  128. losing self respect for gamestop
  129. Shut Up and Leave
  130. Renting out brain space!
  131. two amazing tables.
  132. Don't come between her and her pie!!
  133. What's The Magic Word?
  134. The Fabulous Duck Story
  135. Shit work
  136. Fun one
  137. Inability to tell the time...long
  138. How to Make a Cashier Cry
  139. Another armchair lawyer
  140. Yesterday Was Not My Day
  141. Demon Possession
  142. Paying for the Wrong Pump
  143. Just say Yes or No!
  144. 30-year-old man-baby
  145. Must... not... Kill!
  146. Retirement Idiocy, starring #4 and Yours Truly
  147. Horse show dramatics
  148. brain 'freeze'
  149. Urge to kill... rising!
  150. Fast food traffic
  151. My first sucky customer in a long, long time...
  152. Severely Disgusting Night At Work (super gross)
  153. Defying logic
  154. Why Won't You Answer My Email?!?
  155. The Return of "What Do You Mean..."
  156. Not Sucky, But Odd
  157. SC Logic
  158. Memoirs of a GK wannabe..
  159. Crazy Guatemalan (longish)
  160. Well, HELLO to you TOO!
  161. Old geezer day today!
  162. The Bud Light B*tch (Long)
  163. Temper tantrums lead to bannings.
  164. You Used Your Credit Card
  165. Hotel SC Exhibit B
  166. You're Cut Off!!!
  167. She's not smiling!
  168. The old "I'll sue you" creeps back in...
  169. I Love the Ones Who Tell Us How to Run Our Business
  170. She did it YESTERDAY!
  171. Race Card Backfire
  172. Damn coupons again!
  173. Kids these days! (kinda long)
  174. The Entitled Youth
  175. The Chicken People
  176. "Why don't you have plastic bags anymore??"
  177. The List of SC's I've had over the years (very long)
  178. I demand a refund (and compensation).
  179. Annoying old man
  180. Neener, Neener, Neener (a trifle long)
  181. i see your picture, and no, it's still not a valid id
  182. Uh, we're on the phone...
  183. Some quicky SC's
  184. A few degrees
  185. Are we what?
  186. But, he told me!!11!!!
  187. Early To Bed Early To Rise Does Not Make An SC Wise.
  188. Really, you let them return this?
  189. Threats of violence
  190. Email Messages from Outer Space!
  191. Was this wrong to say?
  192. I cannae doo it, Cappin!
  193. What...why...what...WHAT??
  194. Tip Towed.
  195. I must still have that retail worker aura....
  196. Really?
  197. oh so many idiots
  198. Urgent Situation
  199. Magazines...
  200. WILL YOU PLEASE stop that I AM NOT A BANK
  201. Wherein everything is my fault.
  202. FIRE!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
  203. S----y Incidences
  204. The older generation
  205. Laundry Lunacy
  206. Look where being nice gets me
  207. Ick
  208. True story with a punchline
  209. Help from an Awesome Customer dealing with a SC
  210. You could have told me!
  211. Potential sucky customer
  212. Microsoft's new competitor (funny story)
  213. The Price Changed, i'm walking out
  214. Grow Up Already!
  215. Overloaded (Long)
  216. Minor irritations but all in one day
  217. Sorry not a bank....
  218. This better be the last time
  219. Telling someone how to complain if their not happy is "antagonistic"
  220. Grey matter optional
  221. I said no the first fifty times, too!!!
  222. Blocked... but not..
  223. Engage eyes before engaging mouth
  224. Aggravations
  225. Catharsis from Truck Bodies
  226. No, I am not information.
  227. Think it'll be allright?
  228. Yes, I AM capable of independent thought (longish)
  229. You don't have alergies!
  230. People making lying complaints about you - to you *long*
  231. The Diva and the Mute
  232. Yes...keep barking your request...sooner or later...
  233. My Phone Saved Me From a Headache
  234. "You wanna try that again?"
  235. The Eternal Debit Card
  236. Hoarding Hotel Rooms
  237. Hang up first, then complain about me
  238. Pizza-Pizza Madness (longish)
  239. It is so annoying to get customers who tell us how great our competition is. :P
  240. Nickel and Dimed (long)
  241. First Entitlement Whore...over 75 cents.....
  242. All this for a whopping 10 cents?
  243. I was unintentionally a SC!
  244. One at a time
  245. How do you forget that? (slightly gross)
  246. Two Telephone Morons
  247. Aha! I knew it, Caught You!
  248. I heard that!
  249. Yeah, that big sign right behind me.
  250. The psychotic misogynist