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  1. Stop calling me you dumbass!
  2. No Chicks Allowed!
  3. Co-worker and Manager stop straw purchase.
  4. Not SC's.. just no common sense!
  5. Don't let the door hit you in the butt...
  6. Am I Overreacting?
  7. Keep your damn hands off my "open" sign!
  8. She *literally* annoyed the piss out of me!
  9. Fine, you wanna play like this? I'm game!
  10. please don't touch the cups
  11. Just a quick rant
  12. Just went on and on and on ...
  13. Psycho at the arena (Long)
  14. They must not teach math in school anymore
  15. 85 Bottles of Gatorade?!
  16. Your mission...should you choose to accept it...
  17. No gas station SC stories????
  18. My favorite shoplifting story (long)
  19. One Angry Man
  20. Did I miss something?
  21. This is a great start to a day
  22. Irrefutable proof that life ain't fair.
  23. Oldie but goodie!
  24. Must...Not...Laugh...
  25. Not Paying Attention
  26. Phone Daze
  27. You're a guest here.-WARNING: LONG.
  28. Two stories (a little long)
  29. My daily dose of stupid.
  30. BUT THE SIGN SAYS!!!! (WIC rant)
  31. When doing your bit goes horribly wrong
  32. Squeal for us, boy...
  33. "The stupid is strong in this one"
  34. Most oblivious woman ever? Long
  35. I Had a Total Gord Moment!
  36. Cheapskate SC's...ahh the joy!
  37. We Just Lost a Sale!
  38. You do not need to take a bath in it...
  39. The Corporate Lawyer and His Sleepy Brother (longish)
  40. Gross old men
  41. Highlights from Voice Mail
  42. My McD's experience...I was mad but not sucky
  43. "Brand X' airlines, may I help you?
  44. Customer told her kid I may try to rip him off
  45. Gross Gross Grossssssssssss
  46. The more things change...
  47. OK, Who Declared it Asshole Week?
  48. Another evil plan foiled! (short and sweet)
  49. Most Obnoxious Kid I've Ever Witnessed
  50. Short Secondhand
  51. I Hate Scammers!!!
  52. Must. Bite. Tongue.
  53. Sometimes people are just really stupid...
  54. What the?! Eww!
  55. Email Funnies
  56. An SC moment that wasn't....
  57. Another Stupid SC
  58. The Joy of being an Ice Cream Truck Driver
  59. do you think I would have looked like a SC???
  60. Joy of Cel Phones
  61. Worst cell phone driver
  62. We Must All Go Shopping At Once!!!!
  63. How Dare He Have A Day Off!
  64. Are You for Real?
  65. How dare I inconvenience my customers?? (longish)
  66. I got applause from my line of customers! (bad words within)
  67. Ask, ask ask away!!!!
  68. We are not babysitters
  69. That it, you're gone
  70. water, I NEED WATER
  71. nice, but not too smart
  72. Drive Offs (kinda long)
  73. ucky customer's and "selective memory"
  74. Customer+Forklift=Stupidity
  75. Are you DEAF?!!
  76. The most annoying Grocrey store customers I experience (scroll down for my customers)
  77. Two From Tonight
  78. No, I don't know what you mean
  79. If It's In the Ad Then We Carry It
  80. Insistant Customer
  81. These people scared me!
  82. Why can't people understand a simple sale promotion???
  83. I didn't want to know...
  84. A cashier called "it"
  85. SEED FEED! (LONG, language, almost violence)
  86. That's no good to me
  87. Advert woman
  88. Helping customer on phone=rude
  89. More Random Email Observations
  90. Sucky Bottle Return Jerk
  91. And what measures will you take to prevent this?
  92. Tales from the resale trade.
  93. Rejoining the ranks.... (longish)
  94. Lawyerman's exploits.
  95. Here's to you...
  96. She needs an attitude adjustment!
  97. Arsehole guy
  98. I need to think before I speak!
  99. Mrs. Put-Out and the Questions
  100. Do you need a tissue!!??
  101. A badge or a club membership does not help
  102. Descisions Customers Depend on You to Make
  103. SCs who change their mind (long)
  104. The Floating Hand
  105. Still My Biggest Peeve! veeeerrryyy long!
  106. I know what I saw! (Long)
  107. SC's Guide to Supermarket Shopping
  108. racist product names
  109. So, I want a discount
  110. Why....HOW?! (Slightly gross ~.~)
  111. A selection of emails & phone calls
  112. Who Opened The Gates To Crazyland?
  113. Prevent me from being an SC
  114. Our grossest return to date
  115. Freaking LIARS don't just get us!
  116. An old story I was just reminded of
  117. You'd think I would know the hiring age....
  118. The Few Weapons We Have
  119. It's like Pre-school
  120. Lol, ripping you off.
  121. Do not pass!
  122. So, I finally mouthed off to a customer
  123. Snappy Come backs (quickies)
  124. LONG Day
  125. Grossness at 5 O'Clock (AM)! (Longish)
  126. Laws of Returns.
  127. Tactless customers
  128. Outlet catalogs, cheap prices = limited quantity!
  129. I Can't Believe She Had The Smarts To Even Dial A Phone
  130. Does it really matter?
  131. "JUST what I was looking for!!!!!"
  132. Fcukin drug addicts!!!
  133. Now that's just crazy...
  134. But they don't talk back!
  135. I'm sorry he dosen't speak English.
  136. The polite way to be cheap
  137. "Mr. Talks- To- Himself" Visits My Line
  138. Idiots that don't understand video game values
  139. The Rip Off That Never Was
  140. Why Didn't You Say So
  141. I work in a Book STORE, not a LIBRARY or a PICNIC GROUND!
  142. "You're late" - nice try
  143. Rules for calling me for Free Tech Support
  144. ARRGGHH!!! Leave the unscanned stuff alone!!!!
  145. Not Blue Now.
  146. Don't try to get a free meal from me!!
  147. She never even said "thanks"....longish
  148. How about a little patience?
  149. awful phone customer
  150. Dull customers and Sharp wit
  151. Words fail me (and him too apparently)
  152. Not A Therapist
  153. Frequent shopper much?
  154. Bank Customers
  155. Thank Gord It's Sandwich o'clock
  156. I neeed money
  157. Food service SC supreme!
  158. Me:1 Cust: 0 -- SCORCHED!!
  159. What Was That?
  160. Cruise Ship SCs
  161. Woohoo! We're being threatend with a law suit!
  162. The Case of the Stolen Light. AKA Read the packaging!
  163. We don't do cash back!
  164. He doesn't want to buy the whole pack....
  165. Mr. Modem
  166. It's official. My sister is an SC!
  167. Foodstamps/EBT Purchases
  168. "I am not a babysitter!"
  169. How lazy can people be??
  170. the screen won't clear
  171. But...you can still sell rusty cans of paint
  172. *blink* *blink* *barf*
  173. Apparently "I Need to Shave My Mustache"-A Repeat Asshole, Hurray!
  174. Horrible parent
  175. The most wonderful time of the year...?
  176. Things that go bump...
  177. I'm a FEMALE YOU MORON! and more
  178. I Hope She Meant CHAT
  179. The customer is always... WRONG!
  180. ever try to abort future problems
  181. All about Snickers-VERY LONG
  182. Got Gas?
  183. Customers say the Darnedst things.
  184. Alcohol and SCs (Semi-long)
  185. Moron Day Festivities
  186. "This stuff is crap!" - stupid SC
  187. More Wal-Mart Adventures
  188. No matter how angry you look, I refuse to say thanks for that!
  189. Repetitive whiners
  190. Why would we even sell that?
  191. The worst mother I've ever seen
  192. 3 Emails that have confuddled me
  193. Debit cards...how do I hate thee?
  194. Credit Card Fraud and the Idiots that try it (Long)
  195. SC and karma....(kinda long)
  196. Holidays Suck
  197. Are you mad or complimenting us?
  198. Idiot mothers
  199. I do need compensation ...
  200. The sign says "CLOSED", dumbass!
  201. The Legless Wonder (as in doesn't have one to stand on)
  202. Visa gift cards or reward cards..
  203. And this is our problem how?.....
  204. Ummmm, No?
  205. Do you not hear me?
  206. Strange Phonecall
  207. ....speechless
  208. Why Can't They See the Point?!?
  209. "My time is valuable!"
  210. My Pet Peeves(longish)
  211. Why I need to watch more Chuck Norris movies...
  212. Kids, football, window...joy...
  213. The Stare
  214. The Worst Customer I Ever Had to Deal With...EVER!
  215. This tops the worst mother
  216. Qua?
  217. Scam artist
  218. We are not a Starbuck's!
  219. Beaten with a ruler.
  220. Mr. Illogical and the Tightwad
  221. im trying to buy my food!
  222. Direction Fee!
  223. I'm Going to Risk Losing My Job So You Can Get Your Way
  224. DON'T you haggle with me.
  225. How freakin insensitive
  226. A hypocrite of the highest order
  227. The things they say, and what they don't know...
  228. Charity begins in someone else's home
  229. Tis the season to be jolly...
  230. To be Jeremied (from the archives)
  231. If You Don't Like It......
  232. The ongoing adventures.... (long, as usual)
  233. How to behave in a Hospital (Long list)
  234. Was my co-worker the SC?
  235. But I Wanted......
  236. 27 long years of being put off and more...
  237. Further Tales from the Resale Trade - Book buying annoyances
  238. Spillages!!!
  239. How many times do I have to say, "We don't carry it"?
  240. Wow, Sir, You Are Special.
  241. The Adventures of Nasty Old Drunk
  242. Random numbas
  243. A few more tales from today
  244. When SCs should never drive.......
  245. The Friends (from my archives)
  246. No, seriously....
  247. Little Known Fact of the Day
  248. The Bold and the Beautiful
  249. Time frames
  250. Puzzling Logic