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- You stole my shoes! (some language)
- Wherein I make use of visual aids
- Busy Server
- Are you handicapped?
- Suckiness is an equal opportunity employer
- eBay is Serious Business
- and the chase is on! (long)
- Drive-up ATM sorrows
- SC's on "Curious George"
- What kind of pig s**** on our building? (gross)
- How to nearly burn down a building 3 times... in 2 days.
- A Summary of Saturday Suckage (long!)
- Just How Silly Does He Think We Are?
- The Ballad of Princess-Snake
- Wrong Number
- You can't sell Maxim!
- Shoplifting Stories
- I'm not stupid, but thanks for playing
- That is NOT in my job description!
- Did you open your mouth with the intention of being an insulting asshat?
- You're going over to the competitor's store instead? I'm deeply wounded now!
- "this is what I get for coming to the ghetto"
- Um, no, I'm not trying to cheat you
- don't spooge all over your boss's keyboard
- SC unhappy about getting what he asked for.
- If you are going to make a complaint, make it appropriately.
- I can't save you from yourself...
- The 14 roads to suckiness (Long Story)
- Jar O' Coins
- My mother had a gun pulled on her!
- Yet Another Entitled Freebie User
- *shudder*
- Can I help you anyways?
- Cell phone at checkout
- Tuesday Night Suckiness (Long)
- No Fighting in the Restaurant!
- A Morning in Bullet Points
- The PDA police
- Astronomy Lab Rules (long)
- Not quite sucky; just very weird
- Regret....Customers and Mine.
- Ever hear of using the LOCK????
- Hello, here's your ticket, enjoy your guilt trip.
- Stupid customer of the decade award
- A couple of very young SCs
- Kids these days
- Serial Psycho
- Wow...
- Brothers first retail job (Long)
- Douchey Customer Strikes Again
- I think I served a Pokemon
- What the hell did he hear?
- "I work hard for my money!!"
- That's what you get for cheating
- Yes, that means you're a child.
- You Stole my Shoes! (update)
- There's nothing worse than...
- By golly Ma'm, you're right!
- Day. From. HELL!
- "do you have any idea how much money I make??"
- The Jowly Jelly Belly Bitch
- I'm very sorry sir
- "Why can't I get served at an empty register??"
- "Why no Mam. The cold doesn't bother me at all"
- Easter Sunday Story – Parts 1 & 2
- How important are those panties to you?
- NO!!!!!
- I don't appreciate your jovial attitude. (longish)
- Fact Tags, Not sure if this is sucky
- Just a quick one.
- Odds and Ends
- I Hate Coupons...A Guide For SCs
- would you like some tea with that sugar?
- is it mine?
- We should shoot ourselves in the head...
- We ruined easter!
- 1 does not equal 3.
- Check Your Number And Call Again
- "I want you to poop out new cashiers! Now!"
- Because it's Easter?
- The Asshat Redemption
- A few from S apartments (long, ranty)
- Forgot about this one...
- Yes - but what time?
- Guy gets mad because the bottom of his shoes got dirty. (short and silly)
- Foaming at the mouth with kid in tow.
- Tales from the front desk
- The Gaping Maw, the Du-uurh Twins and more. (long, some language)
- Dear Abby??
- Crappy Day (Gross and Somewhat Long)
- Endless Parade of Stupid Online!
- Curse You Easter Bunny!!!
- Sucky Dad
- I should be in Tech Supp
- Call Center Stories...
- Was I among the wretched? A quick scenario...
- The cards, THE CARDS
- Where's the Teller?
- Gay Pride Week at Disney. Oh no!
- Fiiiiiiiire! (Bowm bowm bowm) Say WHAT?! [Long]
- Jiggle this, pervert!
- I was banished from a blog
- Shortest Fuse Ever
- Don't ask me to break the law
- Maybe we're just hiding the Pickles from you...
- Really, WTH?
- Yes...yes they did.
- Seriously ladies, I really don't need to know about your menopausal difficulties.
- Yeah...
- SC Wants $25, Gets Charged $400
- makes working with the public seem...NICE!
- "I shouldn't have to read!!" (sort of long)
- You're pissing off the mechanics and making me seem like an ass at the same time!
- The Nice Asshole
- Check Cashing Hell
- What makes you think....
- A Rare Victory Over The SC
- That is not our bar!
- Bullying Tactics
- Round 2 (long)
- A Week in Review
- Couple things that have been bothering me.
- Impatient Man in the Bank Drive Thru (Long-ish)
- I just want to hug the office of fair trading down here in Australia
- Frustration from old men
- Anticipating a SC (long, sorry)
- Something Smells Stupid.
- A couple stories from undiesland (somewhat long)
- They Have a Story to Tell!
- Stop with the Background Discussions
- That is not our bar! Part Two!
- The stupid is strong in this one (epic length)
- I'll pay you FIVE DOLLARS
- When Bruce Lee starts kicking...
- Rude or not that is the question
- Odd... Very very odd
- Quit calling me!!!
- Common Sense need not apply
- Higher gas prices =/= cheaper meals
- Physical altercation with customer!
- ZIP CODES!
- Titanic
- Double 920 with fries and a shake
- How is this a customer service issue?
- A couple of stories you might like
- There's something about that cheese...
- REASONS YOU SHOULD BE FIRED
- I don't want to talk to your parents.
- Another "race card"
- I am clearly not to be trusted with money.
- No, no, NO. You can't return this. (longish)
- A Tale from Motel 666 (longish)
- A few gems
- Mr. impatient/idiot
- Someone who finally got it right.
- I knew you had my back
- Hey kids its okay to disrupt a movie!!
- One more time, and your hand will be my trophy.
- A Love Letter To Piglet ( Epic Length )
- Marrital hell...
- "You're not doing anything!"
- would you care for an apple pie....WITHOUT THE F***ING APPLES?
- Saturday Annoyances..
- National SC Day? (4 epic tales of suckiness)
- Ummm...that wasn't us.
- Chasing customers
- I just knew she was going to suck...
- Pizza Sizes
- A bicycle technician's woes
- Why me Dog, why me?
- The Psycholady at the Grocery Store (language)
- Hope I don't read about this guy in the paper
- A Beautiful Bouquet Of Crazy (Longish)
- some people just suck.
- How hard is it to show a receipt?
- I win, you lose, next please. (longish)
- I'm sorry I tried to do my job
- Only 3 from today...
- Valued Customer Cards
- Parts and Pestilence
- jewel of the pool (mildly disgusting)
- Fear the spoon wielding teenagers! O.o
- Don't cross the line, or me.
- Non customer entitlement whores
- Avoided a potentially sucky circumstance.
- Actually funny, but still a "who cares?" moment
- A line at a register in a grocery store? Unacceptable!
- If they do it again we should leave them in there...
- I may have discovered a new race card!!
- Two from the Bakery
- Fun times with Crazy Lady
- And people wonder why I drink?
- Customer wanted a 105% discount. Sigh.
- Phone Number?
- obnoxious kid
- The Lady and the Produce
- SC Protests Our Closing Time
- OMG Victory!! (epic length)
- Old coins (fun one)
- Horrible (someone else's) customer service!
- It's the same no matter how many times...
- 'elp me, miter
- In which religion fails
- Yes, I called him "Chief." (longish)
- When I say "company policy", I don't mean "suggestion". (longish)
- Random little bits
- Strike 3! You're Out
- A tale of Subway(sandwich shop) Douchebaggery.
- Need advice on dealing with this SCs
- Dear vendors...
- Just another case of RTFM
- Pastor SC Annoyed By My Lack Of Lawbreaking
- How dare you clean your conveyor belt!
- some jems from this weekend
- No free goodies for you
- Having an AMEX card somehow makes you special?
- USA First, Foreigners Last!
- "Well, y'all used to do it..."
- I can't uncut your ribbon...
- The Velvet Bag
- Animals in the Bible.
- Excuse me for not cheering upon your arrival ( a little long)
- Just because you didn't listen doesn't mean you're getting a discount
- Thomas the train
- Has a SC Ever Made You Cry?
- "Toast isn't food!"
- Oh how sorry I am to make YOUR day worse.
- I've forgotten how horrible customers were.
- In Which Chanlin has a breakdown
- Legal Hijinx
- They're like animals! Needy, pestering animals!
- A complaint?! Against me?!
- The (Very Un-Funny) Nutty Professor
- Another couple fun ones
- If you want a room, actually book it
- 4 sucky customers, 1 day.
- Abusive boy friends...
- The Creepy Man Strikes Again!
- Money money money and other woes...
- Being a jerk will not get your cable on any quicker!
- What part of "our system CANNOT do that" do you not understand??
- We don't sell this!
- Hypochondria and the SC....
- you be the judge...(semi long)
- You've pocketed the money!
- I should be a *WHAT?* o_O
- More Miscellaneous Dumbness (long)
- Prank deliveries...
- WAIT YOUR EFFING TURN
- Just because YOU can't read doesn't mean I know what the hell you're talking about!
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