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- Please, please, please...
- Why, Why, WHY?!
- I weep and I fear...
- No, we won't do that!
- Sing me a song
- Tough guy thinks he can beat me up over the phone
- No, just me! (pretty long)
- Bathroom Horror Stories...
- Prison: As Seen On TV
- I think I met Hot Tips guy's match...
- I love the early birds.
- Stupid on a mass scale.
- Selective Hearing, Irritating Subtle Suggestions..
- Food Stamp Entitlement Whore
- The joy of being a pump b****
- but I put it out
- Prank phone caller in the flesh--PWNED.
- Mystery Shopper is a bitch
- my week in review (long)
- Awaiting Lawsuits
- Quick Cash Register Story
- Toilet Illiteracy
- When its right infront of your face
- Drive offs
- Darwin, Take them away!!
- This Isn't Disneyland
- Don't you have anything better to do?
- Yes Mam we pirate DvDs
- Ah, the smell of SC in the morning...
- but there are vampires in the office
- can you give me a free phone?
- The Saturday Night Suck (long)
- Wow, I am supposed to be TOTALLY PSYCHIC
- You... are sucky. (long, unsatisfying)
- Pointless Stupidity
- BTMF didn't work...
- eBay Psycho (long, language)
- The power of the coupon button...
- it is not called choose your own price photos
- Messy SC's
- Where's My New Savings Card?
- & this is where my brain leaks out my ear…
- *sigh*
- okay...sing to me?
- Man was I sucky -_-
- And people wonder why I drink...
- First EW on new job
- Woot!! I'm copping a complaint!
- I wanted Ground beef!
- I'm through doing favors
- Get me a battery expert.
- Here comes the rain again... (Some Language)
- I called for a resolution.........and to piss you off!
- A journey into Stupid
- ???
- Wear your damn hearing aid... (and other tales)
- Something that annoys me...
- Hanging Up on a Homophobe!
- If it didn't work the 1st time, it won't work the 2nd, or the 3rd, or the 8th (long)
- Calgon take me away.
- Go Go Gadget Arms!
- Tales from the Register
- I jinxed myself
- So glad I don't work the service desk
- My Boss...the SC....
- why oh why (quickie vent)
- Water buckets
- Economics
- So I have a new job
- WE may get to fire a Customer!!!
- A Bitch and her Safety Glasses
- Did you just threaten to punch me?
- Supermarket Suck
- ambush
- Can Someone explain these to me?
- The Lady In Curlers (Longish)
- Why do most of the idiots out there come up to my line 5 minutes before we close?!
- Funny how it's the minor things that annoy you most.
- So here's where I get screamed at, berated, and LP has to be called (REALLY long)
- Things I wish I could say to a SC
- The Best of "Subway Rants" (long)
- SC got told
- Think your SC's are bad?
- An Open Letter to Students...
- Ranty McRant-Rant
- Insurance tales (long)
- Absolutely Criminal(long)
- these are just from today (aka, why I want to quit, long, rant, language)
- Baskin Robbins
- My tolerance for stupidity was at a record low today...
- Gift Card Scammers
- hotel entitlement
- He's On Lock Down
- Planetoids
- Bring on the barratry!
- I didn't know it was Happy Hopping Moron Day... (long)
- Whyisit?
- NO! I have no more backup!
- Oh, so you're gonna SUE us, huh? (Long, but could've been longer)
- This sale is unsalvageable...thank God
- Lazy Volunteer
- This is NOT McDonald's....
- "what do you mean I get punished for NOT paying?!"
- Push the %#^%@!%@ BUTTON!!
- if you have me paged, be there when I get there
- To get toast or not to get toast?: Captain White Trash and his Ghetto Possy
- Return SC PWNED By The Hand Of Fate (a bit long)
- Do people really think we're that stupid.
- The Orgy People Strike Again!!
- I LOVE not caring any more.
- why can't I register 3 hours before the event starts?
- Extra Extra Read All About It
- First customer I ever refused to serve today...
- Trust me, I use that refuse service power.
- Gas drive off SC
- Requests from the Night Desk:
- Overshare ><
- Just a quick sorbet tale. But it's not frozen yogurt.
- He doesn't write the info. down
- Where Are Your Manners?
- Edible_hat's idiot drop-in center and coin repository
- Teenagers! Grrrr! (language and lengthy)
- Listen kid, you ain't hardcore... so stop trying.
- You're 6'2" and weigh nearly 180lbs... use a heavier ball!
- We DO NOT Deliver There!
- Pet Peeve: If you have the ability to speak... please do so properly.
- I got to kick people out!
- What is wrong with you? Did your mom drink while she was pregnant?
- Saturday Sucky Stew
- I shut down a SC as another customer
- Arsehole!
- It's my fault for using math.
- Sucky Customers....when I'm not even working!
- For goodness sake, put some clothes on...
- Petrol Station Suck
- Jester's Guide to Inappropriate Tips
- The Absolute Suckiest Man Alive (Long!)
- You ripped me off - price match hell
- Head! Desk! Maybe into computer for good measure!
- Please tell me I wasn't sucky- Sad backstory
- What did you just say to me?
- Pissed off a regular.
- I get no respect.
- And now I'm sick. (length)
- Humorous incidences when trying to close the store. More humorous than annoying.
- We will NOT refund you for YOUR MISTAKES!
- Yet more telephone nonsense!
- Would this qualify as "child" abandoment?
- Yeah, we just paid you $75K to help with bills because you're a valued customer...
- How an SC guarantees they get a suspension
- It Gives Me Power (NSFW)
- Bookstore SCs (long)
- excuse, me are you braindead?
- Foiled another shoplifter
- Greetings.
- English, oedipus, do you read it?
- some of my favorites
- Yes, that is a stupid question.
- Apparently one shot learning isn't enough
- I come in here and spend £300 every time, so you will refund my parking!
- Supermarket Rants.
- It's *everyone elses* fault I'm an idiot please compensate me - quite long
- You gotta give me a bit more than that...
- I sucked last night :(
- I just needed to vent.
- You can use the store phone, NOT my cell!
- Why!? Why did I do that?
- Sorry, can't help you. No matter how many times you ask.
- "I don't care if he's in a wheelchair, I was here first!"
- Principle of In-dumb-nity.
- Giving directions
- Conspiracy Theory Woman (Thunderbird)
- Another thread reminded me of this bizarre tale
- saying what i want say to SCs
- Why are your shelves empty?
- I can see why the wine is needed
- "I don't speak English"
- Monday Night Suckage (Long)
- You shortchange me, you shortchange yourself!
- They'll never catch on
- Tell Me Everything!
- When we close... we CLOSE!
- a week and a half on the new job (bit long)
- My Time as a Telemarketer
- what do i put here?
- Give me your possibly spoiled food for free!
- not really sucky...
- It's YOUR fault my card declined!
- Just One Sec...
- Check-out Customer From Hell
- Grand Theft Auto IV
- Calls that Hurt the Brain
- I'm getting suck from both ends.(long)
- The people that own your Company, are they Zionist?
- Stupidity and Celebrity
- Karma's a bitch
- Simple Yes or No, is that hard enough?
- Did you bathe in it?
- Callers who claim to also be CSRs?
- Drivethru stories (long)
- Another thief, thwarted...
- The extra mile
- Movie Theater Horror Stories
- Phone number changes (Kind of long)
- Lying about my coworker - more ridiculous complainers
- Well what does *THAT* mean?
- Special Order
- Mr. Patriotic, and the Lady with Too Much Paper
- I guess I'm an ahole then
- Why I dont like "hot" guys
- Derby Day
- My night last night: Tax scofflaws and stupid employees.
- Goings on at the Hotel (Very Long)
- Entitlement Mom
- I am afraid I may have been a SC today
- Body Mods and the reactions.
- Sc with a twist less suck more fishy
- No Shiny New Car For You!!
- Either way, I need a Credit Card
- I got served some clueless
- That is the price take it or leave it!
- "Do you have an accent?" (lang)
- An Epic Tale: Guitar Hero and Alcohol don't always mix. (long, infuriating)
- How much craziness do YOU deal with ?
- Snotty little bitches
- Muffins!
- Stupid?...Thief?...Stupid Thief?
- OMG WTH ARE YOU DOING?!
- Gorgeous redhead vs. Joe Pesci look-alike
- What traffic cone?
- This is the point where you reach for your wallet... (long)
- Yeah... they're not gonna recieve that message...
- Return of the weirdos (long)
- Checked
- Damnit i wanted a fight
- Yes I will work for free /sarcasm (longish)
- Assortment of Customer Angst/Screams
- Slapped On the Butt By A Kid
- Assorted Nuts
- I don't understand the words that are comin' outta yo mouf!
- More Zip Code madness!
- last time I checked, Sunday was a day in the week
- A collection of SC's
- "Did you sell my information?"
- CVV2 Paranoia
- Today at the Fine Chinese Goods store
- Going Green....Staying Stupid
- why is it always on tuesdays? (really long, some language)
- Impatient Customer
- Go Away
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