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  1. Get me a battery expert.
  2. Here comes the rain again... (Some Language)
  3. I called for a resolution.........and to piss you off!
  4. A journey into Stupid
  5. ???
  6. Wear your damn hearing aid... (and other tales)
  7. Something that annoys me...
  8. Hanging Up on a Homophobe!
  9. If it didn't work the 1st time, it won't work the 2nd, or the 3rd, or the 8th (long)
  10. Calgon take me away.
  11. Go Go Gadget Arms!
  12. Tales from the Register
  13. I jinxed myself
  14. So glad I don't work the service desk
  15. My Boss...the SC....
  16. why oh why (quickie vent)
  17. Water buckets
  18. Economics
  19. So I have a new job
  20. WE may get to fire a Customer!!!
  21. Did you just threaten to punch me?
  22. Supermarket Suck
  23. ambush
  24. Can Someone explain these to me?
  25. The Lady In Curlers (Longish)
  26. Why do most of the idiots out there come up to my line 5 minutes before we close?!
  27. Funny how it's the minor things that annoy you most.
  28. So here's where I get screamed at, berated, and LP has to be called (REALLY long)
  29. Things I wish I could say to a SC
  30. The Best of "Subway Rants" (long)
  31. SC got told
  32. Think your SC's are bad?
  33. An Open Letter to Students...
  34. Ranty McRant-Rant
  35. Insurance tales (long)
  36. Absolutely Criminal(long)
  37. these are just from today (aka, why I want to quit, long, rant, language)
  38. Baskin Robbins
  39. My tolerance for stupidity was at a record low today...
  40. Gift Card Scammers
  41. hotel entitlement
  42. He's On Lock Down
  43. Planetoids
  44. Bring on the barratry!
  45. I didn't know it was Happy Hopping Moron Day... (long)
  46. Whyisit?
  47. NO! I have no more backup!
  48. Oh, so you're gonna SUE us, huh? (Long, but could've been longer)
  49. This sale is unsalvageable...thank God
  50. Lazy Volunteer
  51. This is NOT McDonald's....
  52. "what do you mean I get punished for NOT paying?!"
  53. Push the %#^%@!%@ BUTTON!!
  54. if you have me paged, be there when I get there
  55. To get toast or not to get toast?: Captain White Trash and his Ghetto Possy
  56. Return SC PWNED By The Hand Of Fate (a bit long)
  57. Do people really think we're that stupid.
  58. The Orgy People Strike Again!!
  59. I LOVE not caring any more.
  60. why can't I register 3 hours before the event starts?
  61. Extra Extra Read All About It
  62. First customer I ever refused to serve today...
  63. Trust me, I use that refuse service power.
  64. Gas drive off SC
  65. Requests from the Night Desk:
  66. Overshare ><
  67. Just a quick sorbet tale. But it's not frozen yogurt.
  68. He doesn't write the info. down
  69. Where Are Your Manners?
  70. Edible_hat's idiot drop-in center and coin repository
  71. Teenagers! Grrrr! (language and lengthy)
  72. Listen kid, you ain't hardcore... so stop trying.
  73. You're 6'2" and weigh nearly 180lbs... use a heavier ball!
  74. We DO NOT Deliver There!
  75. Pet Peeve: If you have the ability to speak... please do so properly.
  76. I got to kick people out!
  77. What is wrong with you? Did your mom drink while she was pregnant?
  78. Saturday Sucky Stew
  79. I shut down a SC as another customer
  80. Arsehole!
  81. It's my fault for using math.
  82. Sucky Customers....when I'm not even working!
  83. For goodness sake, put some clothes on...
  84. Petrol Station Suck
  85. Jester's Guide to Inappropriate Tips
  86. The Absolute Suckiest Man Alive (Long!)
  87. You ripped me off - price match hell
  88. Head! Desk! Maybe into computer for good measure!
  89. Please tell me I wasn't sucky- Sad backstory
  90. What did you just say to me?
  91. Pissed off a regular.
  92. I get no respect.
  93. And now I'm sick. (length)
  94. Humorous incidences when trying to close the store. More humorous than annoying.
  95. We will NOT refund you for YOUR MISTAKES!
  96. Yet more telephone nonsense!
  97. Would this qualify as "child" abandoment?
  98. Yeah, we just paid you $75K to help with bills because you're a valued customer...
  99. How an SC guarantees they get a suspension
  100. It Gives Me Power (NSFW)
  101. Bookstore SCs (long)
  102. excuse, me are you braindead?
  103. Foiled another shoplifter
  104. Greetings.
  105. English, oedipus, do you read it?
  106. some of my favorites
  107. Yes, that is a stupid question.
  108. Apparently one shot learning isn't enough
  109. I come in here and spend £300 every time, so you will refund my parking!
  110. Supermarket Rants.
  111. It's *everyone elses* fault I'm an idiot please compensate me - quite long
  112. You gotta give me a bit more than that...
  113. I sucked last night :(
  114. I just needed to vent.
  115. You can use the store phone, NOT my cell!
  116. Why!? Why did I do that?
  117. Sorry, can't help you. No matter how many times you ask.
  118. "I don't care if he's in a wheelchair, I was here first!"
  119. Principle of In-dumb-nity.
  120. Giving directions
  121. Conspiracy Theory Woman (Thunderbird)
  122. Another thread reminded me of this bizarre tale
  123. saying what i want say to SCs
  124. Why are your shelves empty?
  125. I can see why the wine is needed
  126. "I don't speak English"
  127. Monday Night Suckage (Long)
  128. You shortchange me, you shortchange yourself!
  129. They'll never catch on
  130. Tell Me Everything!
  131. When we close... we CLOSE!
  132. a week and a half on the new job (bit long)
  133. My Time as a Telemarketer
  134. what do i put here?
  135. Give me your possibly spoiled food for free!
  136. not really sucky...
  137. It's YOUR fault my card declined!
  138. Just One Sec...
  139. Check-out Customer From Hell
  140. Grand Theft Auto IV
  141. Calls that Hurt the Brain
  142. I'm getting suck from both ends.(long)
  143. The people that own your Company, are they Zionist?
  144. Stupidity and Celebrity
  145. Karma's a bitch
  146. Simple Yes or No, is that hard enough?
  147. Did you bathe in it?
  148. Callers who claim to also be CSRs?
  149. Drivethru stories (long)
  150. Another thief, thwarted...
  151. The extra mile
  152. Movie Theater Horror Stories
  153. Phone number changes (Kind of long)
  154. Lying about my coworker - more ridiculous complainers
  155. Well what does *THAT* mean?
  156. Special Order
  157. Mr. Patriotic, and the Lady with Too Much Paper
  158. I guess I'm an ahole then
  159. Why I dont like "hot" guys
  160. Derby Day
  161. My night last night: Tax scofflaws and stupid employees.
  162. Goings on at the Hotel (Very Long)
  163. Entitlement Mom
  164. I am afraid I may have been a SC today
  165. Body Mods and the reactions.
  166. Sc with a twist less suck more fishy
  167. No Shiny New Car For You!!
  168. Either way, I need a Credit Card
  169. I got served some clueless
  170. That is the price take it or leave it!
  171. "Do you have an accent?" (lang)
  172. An Epic Tale: Guitar Hero and Alcohol don't always mix. (long, infuriating)
  173. How much craziness do YOU deal with ?
  174. Snotty little bitches
  175. Muffins!
  176. Stupid?...Thief?...Stupid Thief?
  177. OMG WTH ARE YOU DOING?!
  178. Gorgeous redhead vs. Joe Pesci look-alike
  179. What traffic cone?
  180. This is the point where you reach for your wallet... (long)
  181. Yeah... they're not gonna recieve that message...
  182. Return of the weirdos (long)
  183. Checked
  184. Damnit i wanted a fight
  185. Yes I will work for free /sarcasm (longish)
  186. Assortment of Customer Angst/Screams
  187. Slapped On the Butt By A Kid
  188. Assorted Nuts
  189. I don't understand the words that are comin' outta yo mouf!
  190. More Zip Code madness!
  191. last time I checked, Sunday was a day in the week
  192. A collection of SC's
  193. "Did you sell my information?"
  194. CVV2 Paranoia
  195. Today at the Fine Chinese Goods store
  196. Going Green....Staying Stupid
  197. why is it always on tuesdays? (really long, some language)
  198. Impatient Customer
  199. Go Away
  200. If I have to explain it, you shouldn't be out on your own.
  201. I swear I was being "Punk'd" all day today
  202. Do Your Boobs Hang Low?
  203. "Where's my box?!?"
  204. things a hotel cannot control?
  205. Suck cups and enemas
  206. Oh Noes! It scanned twice!
  207. More wet belt drama
  208. *Blink Blink* Pwnd (long)
  209. Do. Not. WANT!!!
  210. You want me to WHAT?!?!?!?
  211. When They KNOW the Truth...
  212. Crazy or Drunk Lady. (long)
  213. A few more :headdesk:
  214. Why are scammers mean?
  215. Would you like paper... or paper?
  216. Causing a fit over such a small problem. (long)
  217. You can't pick your own prices!
  218. The mechanics of stupidity
  219. Sure! Just let me endanger myself for your convenience
  220. Front of house fun
  221. Car accident, no passengers - time to sue for injuries
  222. Oh no she didn't. PLEASE tell me she didn't!
  223. I don't really know what I want...
  224. Sucky Pervy Customer
  225. Not Politically Correct
  226. Is he doing what I think he is doing?
  227. do you have that stuff?
  228. *awkward silence time*
  229. Light Bulbs
  230. Nearly had a heart attack
  231. I don't care if I go crazy 1 2 3 4 5 6 SWITCH
  232. Can't you replace it?
  233. What a day...
  234. I said NO. Why are you here?!
  235. Customer complaint
  236. BOGO and coupons....
  237. OWNED!!!
  238. Who are you, anyway? (kinda long)
  239. The saga of Toothless Xena Fan
  240. Hey... I know that guy.
  241. He cusses, He fusses... But Guess What... PWNED!!!
  242. Specific answers for vague/general questions
  243. It's my turn!
  244. Yes, you have to pay for that year
  245. She has connections.
  246. SC Super Villains (3 Tales of Me vs Evil)
  247. Donations-I Want Stuff For Free!
  248. Been Caught Stealing (a scammer owned)
  249. Cash Scammer wannabe.
  250. "Can you get someone who knows what they're talking about?"