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  1. "I'M A MEDIA CONSULTANT!" (short)
  2. We are closed, get over it.
  3. why bowling allyes have so many balls
  4. Leave it to weekends
  5. battery scammer
  6. Popcorn perplexity
  7. Happy Mothers day I hope these people are not your kids. (long)
  8. Do you need to scan all of these?
  9. I'm not vindictive so I don't intend to try for the death penalty
  10. Damn you 100% Guarantee!!!
  11. Round and round and round we go...
  12. So much for Mother's Day
  13. You'd be mad if you had to pay for that
  14. Ghosts, Talking Phones, & Jimmy Kimmel
  15. Customer Complains of Being Shipwrecked & Quotes Bible Verses
  16. I failed to do what I was told its your fault
  17. If you'd let me speak in the first place...
  18. They Can't Spell--Yet They Want Me to Find It!
  19. Sue-happy
  20. I am sorry, but we still do not carry that
  21. Flea Market Suckage
  22. fish lady (long)
  23. I want to do a :HeadDesk: using YOUR head. LONG
  24. The Tow Files - I'm glad I'm getting a 3 day weekend....
  25. I only help fill out forms that require ink not bodily fluids !
  26. be polite to potential tip thieves
  27. For crying out loud - say something!!!
  28. Its not my fault that you don't have enough money
  29. A little supervision please...
  30. Shut your festering gob, you tit
  31. Have you ever tweaked a customer? [Longish]
  32. This call is from some Inmate Somewhere
  33. LEED Asshattery (Long...)
  34. Failed Intimidation Roll
  35. You Fail At Customer Service
  36. Deadbeat-ery, Fun For The Whole Family!
  37. thank you 20/20
  38. The Language Barrier.
  39. Line Jumping SC
  40. This is an assbag. It goes "What a crock of shit!"
  41. I do so love it dearly..
  42. Nutter Day
  43. Simm-a Don-na
  44. Obviously not the right answer
  45. Let's give me the info I need please???
  46. Cellular troubles, and the replies we don't give
  47. Email Is Hard: Plus a Bonus Coin Shop Roundup from Mr. Dips
  48. Thievery
  49. Do You Have Big Jugs?
  50. What would I know? I only work here.
  51. One of my favorite customer blond moments
  52. The customer e-mails just keep on coming...
  53. The Lost Chapters
  54. No, I don't get paid more for resetting passwords
  55. Just deal with it!
  56. You sir are smoking CRACK!! (longish)
  57. 2 Sucky days in a row
  58. Museum Rules
  59. It's always good to see a parent who you know parents
  60. a few stories from the Quick Stop
  61. Several Thousand SC At the same time...
  62. Who can count to 24?
  63. Best "Do you work here?" ever!
  64. Gangsta's Paradise (NSFW)
  65. How To Use A Door...
  66. In which you speak up
  67. When is it okay to be rude?
  68. People Suck!
  69. "You can't help me? But you're at the counter"
  70. Lets argue with Darrien day
  71. RW Meets the Multi-Bag Lady (Slight Rant)
  72. 3, 2, 1... FIGHT!
  73. No, I'm not open, I'm not even a cashier
  74. Wherein I Once Again Drink From the Font of Ire
  75. Don't lie about when you make financial arrangements. We do keep notes.
  76. first SC at new job (sticky fingers)
  77. Wholesale just means the customers suck for more money
  78. Where are all the games?
  79. Am I speaking to a human being?
  80. i really dont work here.
  81. No, you don't get a credit for that.
  82. Strange New Concepts via E-mail
  83. Cable Company E-mails: The Continuing Saga
  84. Sock and sofa shenanigans
  85. First Day Back at the DT
  86. Really? Because I'm not seeing it.
  87. No you can't just use the urinal!
  88. Who stole the cookies from the cookie store?
  89. Wow, the first time I've been called a MOFO
  90. lets pay in 20$ day and more wtf
  91. Awesome management and then classic management
  92. Dear Loud, Adult, SC Guests:
  93. Sometime policy can take a hike!
  94. I kill you... with laser!
  95. I guess we should thank you? (sarcasm)
  96. Helpful little frustrations
  97. This has to be a record of some sort...
  98. Grand Tour
  99. Mr. Asshat.
  100. Quarter Customer
  101. Repetition. Bad.
  102. Call ahead you fools!!
  103. Cheap customers
  104. Left Overs
  105. The World Exists Beyond What You See
  106. Are you DEAF?!
  107. just suck up and be nice (long)
  108. Did You Just Hang Up on Me?
  109. just piss off alright...
  110. Piercings, customers, and blushing!
  111. It stopped and it's telling you to pay more....right...
  112. Entitlement Whore-ism at its Finest.
  113. Finance charges are like incest!
  114. Victor Meldrew is alive and well
  115. Your business IS my business
  116. Thank You Corporate...
  117. I am not honey, sweetie, babydoll!
  118. A couple of good ones (longish)
  119. Girls these days.
  120. do you NEVER listen
  121. What does "One minute, please," mean to you?
  122. Where is my napkins?
  123. common sense failure (long-ish)
  124. Telling people how to do their job
  125. Anonymous acts of suckiness (short)
  126. Your Seriously Complaining About THAT?
  127. Stupid Postage
  128. Ok, tell me which would be the better deal?
  129. WHY NO MAC?!
  130. Blind , Deaf or Dumb? *quickie*
  131. Attacked on a Train by SC! (Long-ish)
  132. In which I foil a car wash scammer.
  133. Desperately Seeking Eggs (Ranty)
  134. Fix my computer!
  135. Your Boyfriend doesn't Scare Me!!! (long-ish)
  136. Rambles
  137. WTF is wrong with people.
  138. The crying game
  139. a very subtle suck
  140. It's not my fault you don't understand math. (long)
  141. I will kill you! And call the police! (long)
  142. Do we have what?
  143. Crazycake SC Before Coffee
  144. SC's with Bad Memories
  145. My husband the SC. (ARGH! LONG!)
  146. Broke the internet
  147. The ass people
  148. Someone has to pick that up, you know
  149. A collection of suckage.
  150. Check please!
  151. You overcharged me
  152. Reason and Logic? I'm too stupid for that! (long)
  153. ...like I told you yesterday
  154. When Reality Fades Away
  155. We said GO AWAY and bother someone else
  156. Disgusting computers
  157. I DON'T F*&#ING CARE!!!!!!!! (langauge, ranty)
  158. Going Nowhere
  159. The Birds of the Air Proclaim Thy Name...
  160. I guess this could count as a sucky customer...
  161. no, you aren't funny and you can't make me care.
  162. SC's continue to confound me
  163. Line Customer
  164. Apartment EW (perhaps a bit longish)
  165. Think Before You Cry (language, longish, ranty)
  166. psyco stalker (short)
  167. Good lord, the stupidity...
  168. No, SC, it's NOT all about you.
  169. Sorta SC with 2 punchlines
  170. I Can't Login to Anything!!!1!Eleventy! - LONG
  171. Do what you want, but we don't have it!
  172. Please keep your kids under control!!!
  173. "This is false advertising!"
  174. When you KNOW you have a SC and a scammer
  175. bout to turn SC ><;
  176. What Part Don't You Get?
  177. Minor Annoyance
  178. Immature? Maybe. Satisfying? Definately.
  179. This is absolutely priceless
  180. Yet another entitlement whore
  181. Fresh fives
  182. Always Coca-Cola
  183. Wherein Duct Tape Should Have Been Used (long)
  184. You are not helping me.
  185. Multiple calls from the same person (perhaps a tad long)
  186. That's NASTY.
  187. ...like I told you in person.
  188. What a fine night I had (long story)
  189. Yeah, that's not our ad...
  190. ...like the other guy told you an hour ago
  191. Jerk of the Year
  192. Customer Thought I Was a Jerk
  193. You... you want what? Seriously?
  194. Give me some warning before you blow up?
  195. SC in the backroom
  196. Learn to speak, you blithering idiots!
  197. Wherein a New Challenger Appears
  198. No, it's not us
  199. "Where's the pottery?" oh come off the pot!
  200. Stupid Scammer
  201. Maybe Its Your Hearing, Lady?
  202. Well, sir, thats true..
  203. first post...really, really, really dumb cust
  204. HE'S BACK!
  205. whoever did that did a horrible job
  206. my first religious nuts
  207. Ever wonder what's in an SC's wallet?
  208. The Writings On The Wall (gross)
  209. We're Closed!
  210. another case of no=rude<bonus of not my proudest momment>
  211. Minor annoyances from yesterday
  212. Of course I can help you without any information!
  213. SC newb
  214. Night Shift Encounters
  215. Grotesque at it's Best
  216. What the hell did you just shoot me with?
  217. Unacceptable! Unacceptable!
  218. 10 stamps and a letter later....
  219. Day from Hell
  220. Demanding A Bagger
  221. You shall not pass!!!
  222. Really? No.
  223. Epic Lazyness
  224. I Need More Money To Read Minds..
  225. Oh, go choke on a hairball
  226. New here! (sorry, long)
  227. Time Reversing Manager
  228. Repeating the same thing over and over...
  229. Oh so giggle-tastic!
  230. It's Mine!
  231. Price Customer
  232. Lacks important information
  233. Concepts that should be simple
  234. Just when I thought I heard everything
  235. Insurance Woes
  236. Scam on, Scammers!
  237. Soda Man is Gone !
  238. This left me speechless.
  239. Do you know who I am? (LONGISH)
  240. System crashed causing hell (long)
  241. Goddamn Drunk Pervert
  242. Stupid People
  243. Not hard
  244. More Credit Card Fun
  245. Sucky Oil Lady
  246. Phone lessons for the SC...
  247. The Crazy Customer Thread!
  248. Some SCs who are nots.
  249. But we give better service than Morrisons
  250. Customer E-mails Re: Stealing Cable & Child Porn