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  1. EXCUSE ME
  2. "Which one?"
  3. My "Ridiculous" Pet Peeve
  4. There's always the special ones
  5. More Library Tales
  6. Haha, you have been foiled!
  7. is it possible for a smart person to call me /rant
  8. ...You have got to be kidding.
  9. wherein I deal with comcrap...
  10. Tales of a 1001 Annoyances ( long vent/rant)
  11. One way to almost get banned....
  12. I was on a roll.
  13. thunderstorm WARNING
  14. SC's upset cause I'm not what they think I am
  15. Copier woes, or "It was working before!"
  16. Stuck on Stupid! (Long and ranty!)
  17. Department Store Mafia!
  18. Fiesty in my old age
  19. If you act like a child you get treated like a child.
  20. .............oh.....
  21. Who does this? Really?
  22. EuroChamp'08 SC's and a Xena lookalike nutcase (long as usual)
  23. Wherein we learn magic is really real
  24. Fine...I get it...
  25. How NOT to return a movie
  26. A Week of Suckage
  27. Jerking my chain
  28. First SC in advertising.......(ranty and long)
  29. Customer Refused to Fill Out Money Order/Moneygram Form
  30. The Birds of the Air Proclaim Your Name...
  31. If you don't know who you're calling how am I supposed to know?
  32. Made My Day!
  33. You almost killed me and I'M WRONG?! (Epic)
  34. You need to get a life!
  35. Lrn2LISTEN
  36. Whore's Uniform.
  37. Stupid Customer + bonus stupid coworker
  38. Take your Burrito and like it.
  39. Why exactly are you calling us, then?
  40. pulled fire alarm
  41. Where Crazylegs Snapped
  42. That is NOT a Magic Trick (LONG)
  43. What have you seen while working drive-thru?
  44. You bought it, you have problems, you bring it in
  45. Frickin' EWs (Rant)
  46. My Days Working at the Library
  47. You raised your prices? How DARE you! (longish)
  48. closed means CLOSED, featuring The Race Card
  49. Stupidity squared
  50. No Sir you can't get on this ride... You're wearing a neck brace! (LONG)
  51. My Fault, I Broke The Unwritten Rule :P
  52. Help! My dog is obese!
  53. I'm sorry your kid is stupid
  54. When it rains, it floods.
  55. Patience, not just for hospitals.
  56. tried the fuse?
  57. We do not sell that product here
  58. Manly Men
  59. i just pwned a sc
  60. Am I wrong here?
  61. Stop pretending you don't speak English.
  62. Pawned the same SC again
  63. Asswipe
  64. SC and their relatives
  65. Now her kids can't go to the aquarium , aw
  66. First SC of my graveyard shift
  67. Pay Attention!
  68. Teenagers...
  69. Bananas are grown in tropical climates
  70. Tales from the Graveyard Shift!
  71. Sucky in That it Wasted my Time.
  72. Has a customer ever tried to haggle with you in a haggleless environment?
  73. Unusual Questions
  74. Aparently I'm suppose to pull a tow truck out of my butt.
  75. Customer hypocrisy
  76. Fruit Nuggets and The Dark Fissure
  77. Yes, our hotel sucks, how can i help you?
  78. Multiple reports of suck
  79. Saunter Is My New Favorite Word
  80. Hello, Dominos?
  81. Bad Parents, Stupid Men, and a Fruit Basket (More Theme Park Stories!)
  82. SC talks trash leading to his getting owned by police (long)
  83. Speak up or turn your engine off *venting*
  84. Tales of Night Cashiering
  85. WELL, YOU CAN KEEP THIS!
  86. Why do SCs ask for supervisors over the dumbest crap?
  87. Mumblers
  88. So glad I'm leaving.
  89. Citation 1: Parking in unauthorized zone...
  90. this is just remembered...
  91. Because Thems the Rules!
  92. You double charged me! You had to!
  93. My poor hubby....
  94. Ever make an enemy out of a customer? (Long!)
  95. "I'm a priest, damn it!!"
  96. Kiss my ass, Mindreader!
  97. My misunderstanding... (long, language)
  98. Not My Problem with Special Guest the "C" Word! (Long)
  99. How percetive
  100. Christmas time already??
  101. Deliberate misreading
  102. What am I supposed to say to that?
  103. Wow! That's what Speedy Gonzales sounds like on Meth
  104. No, moron, I cannot make change!
  105. I can't do something I said I can't do. I can't do it.
  106. Do you ever wonder...?
  107. when I tell you no, it means NO!
  108. Impudent youth and storage freezers
  109. Interesting prank call
  110. Talk about a short memory
  111. Because the picture on the box isn't good enough
  112. Directions Via Starbucks Locations & More
  113. *SCREAMS* i did not have a good day
  114. How do I know it's never been played!?
  115. Assorted Tales of Stupidity from the Bookstore . . .
  116. I got fired because of an SC (first story, be gentle)
  117. Yes, two dimes and a nickel do equal a quarter
  118. Short memory
  119. Something I've noticed, but don't understand
  120. Wherein I call out a customer on a lie.
  121. Emptiest. Threat. Ever.
  122. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
  123. No, that is NOT helpful!
  124. What in the world are you talking about?
  125. Can I get an estimate?
  126. Right back at you sir.
  127. Good Luck With That
  128. We Don't Have That Item
  129. No, I can't give you a cash return with no reciept
  130. I know what your name means, you stupid cow
  131. (I cuss a lot)Really, that's not an answer that helps, and other randomness
  132. The Spawn of Satan likes to dine under the Golden Arches....
  133. Was *I* the sucky customer?
  134. Like asking what the meaning of life is.
  135. Not really sucky, just mind boggling
  136. It's just a storm, don't crap your pants.
  137. Smashing watermelons and picking weeds
  138. Lost a centruy
  139. No, we're closed!
  140. A new round of Sales exploits... and hopefully the last...
  141. Kinda weird...(first post and kinda long...)
  142. There Will Be Idiots :O
  143. A whole mess of suckyness
  144. Bitched out because I was "lazy"
  145. People touching you
  146. Free Coupon Trouble
  147. He who denied it supplied it. Or something.
  148. You have no friends
  149. Just heard on the radio
  150. It takes a special kind of person...
  151. Senior Moments
  152. Details are sketchy
  153. ways you can make me hate you
  154. I was a S (for Stoopid) Customer
  155. The donut drama
  156. Old one, but still funny.
  157. "There's the door!"
  158. the party is over
  159. Price Protected Means Just That!
  160. random short stories
  161. Sure you can talk to Management
  162. Not Sucky- just odd
  163. An odd day
  164. Ew.
  165. "But you're supposed to hold them for me FOREVER!" (Longish)
  166. Debit Card Customer
  167. They're gonna melt if they walk in the rain!
  168. They prescribe that for pain....
  169. Well, I did ask for it...
  170. Stupid Customer Too Scared
  171. SC 0, Store 1 (kinda long)
  172. You guys are going to seriously love this.
  173. Adventures in Idiocy
  174. wherin I tell a caller to go to hell
  175. Can you hang on for 5 seconds?
  176. Or die trying
  177. Worst Loan Customer (longish)
  178. PIMPJUICE.
  179. I hate stickers
  180. This is a first for me at this job
  181. Call things what they're actually called
  182. This is a screw
  183. I am not giving you free groceries. Not for you.
  184. You want to pay with what??
  185. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
  186. Things that are NEVER true - and why today sucked *long, again*
  187. Yet, another adventure in the express check out!
  188. Why you shouldn't trust nobody
  189. Why I hate Greyhound... Or: Why I'm glad I joined the military.
  190. Out of order.
  191. Losers
  192. Innocent or Inappropriate?
  193. new job, here goes nothing.
  194. A long update after a long break...
  195. Ah, yes. Let me reach into the "Magical Closet of Safekeeping"
  196. I've already got one.
  197. Instant Kharma
  198. No Rooms Means No Rooms!
  199. Sucky community organizer/fundraiser
  200. Half-Assed Bare Minimum Orders
  201. YOU STOLE MY CHEQUES!
  202. Rubber Cheque Man
  203. really stupid question
  204. I want them all!!!!
  205. Was she sucky?
  206. A Very Long History
  207. Hang Up the F'ing Phone
  208. Me the SC? I was kinda justified though...
  209. A Short One From Mr. Dips' Coin Store
  210. Sir, you've dialed the wrong number!
  211. all righty then....
  212. Wicked Witches at the library (long!)
  213. Sucktastic Secretary and July 4th upsettery
  214. sucky back cash
  215. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
  216. Courtesy of my sister, and you will LOVE it!
  217. Open letter to those bad Boy Scouts
  218. "I want you to serve me!!" "Ok, would you like a side of pwnage?"
  219. But i'm (insert nationality here)
  220. a story I remembered recently
  221. Can this week just end please! (Long + Ranting + Whinging)
  222. Lemme See!!!!
  223. A Couple Quick Ones
  224. E-mails from cable customers
  225. This killed my brain. Officially.
  226. She doesn't know what zero means.....
  227. Please wait to be seated!
  228. Biggest Bitch Ever
  229. Rubbing Your Nose In It or Time to Move On
  230. That is is NOT OK!!! (animals involved)
  231. Swing sucks!
  232. Tales from The Fitting Room...
  233. Verbal assault rifle with trigger JAMMED.
  234. *insert angry text here* Annoying Customer
  235. oops, think I might have just been a sucky customer
  236. "We're closed." "But I'm off from work!" (LOTS of language)
  237. Food bank follies
  238. You're so stupid, 'cause your from the U.S.
  239. Read the @#$%% sign!
  240. Staring into the abyss
  241. SC on a mission; I falter before the force
  242. Working the Fourth
  243. SC Asks: Are There Any Coupons or Deals?
  244. My job is getting weirder, I think.
  245. duh...
  246. To the A-Holes in Deerfield Park Bldg 1:
  247. The other company does it!
  248. All I said was "Hello"
  249. Persistence is Futile
  250. Hellish weekend.