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- A computer and internet aren't optional to use that service.
- Hi, just let me rant for a sec.
- check in and check out pet peeves
- you're responsible
- Please stop bouncing off our doors, they're breakable.
- payment plan
- "So, who are you voting for?"
- Inventory Night
- an easy solution and the SC solution
- It's HOT You Stupid Dirtbag!
- I am a lawyer
- Doesn't the public know how to flush a toilet???
- I'm hunting...and I need my toner!!
- you dont know?
- Where I am propositioned....again
- Want to pick up ladies? Try this gem!
- I need a place to lie down
- People Who Can't Take No For An Answer
- I'm not a mind reader!
- Sure. When are you free for the court apperance?
- Fights are to be expected in a bar but in a....
- Lame crap social crunts do for fun
- Well, Duh.
- Paying for sauces?!
- Instant Justice
- You know i spent 4 years of my life...
- true dumbass
- A few tales of SC woes
- I just want to understand
- it's too difficult!
- Something new every day
- beans, potatoes, white trash SCs, and how to screw yourself up the ass!
- Soldiers of dooooooom.
- Pop quiz
- I want a full refund
- I hate children
- you're not the marathon people
- Coffee Woes
- snooty tourists
- Truth in T-Shirts
- You got free stuff and you still grizzle
- I finally got to PWN an SC! /flex
- I "love" fixing printer problems (longish)
- And this was just today.
- Listening? Is that a new concept?
- whoops...i had an accident (longish...sorry i'm wordy)
- I hate beggars and moochers
- Tales from the Anime Convention
- Drunken dorkery (longish)
- No matter how much you argue, it's still alcohol.
- "abusing" customers
- We just had a customer learn a hard lesson.
- SC + Me = Head => BOOM
- Maybe I'm wrong, but...
- "But it's YOUR price!"
- Sucky on so many levels
- But my Kid wants Pancakes!!
- Any counterfeit bill stories?
- Yes. I know it is raining
- Today....wins. (long but worth it)
- Dumbest Customers Ever
- no we do not want to date you...
- Yes, you have a cougar: that's the way to pick up the ladies.
- Wondering why your resume didn't WOW! them?
- "let drop off junior at the library" uh, no (longish)
- How DARE We Make a Quality Product!
- But I'm handicapped!
- a couple short stories
- Why I hate our courtesy phone
- Ever got notes left by customers?
- You may want to put a little more thought into that plan
- My REAL customer base? I think not.....
- The Check Declined
- It's Retail: Walk-Ins Welcome (short)
- Overshare! Possible NSFW
- Who's the parent here? (Long)
- Wii woes (long)
- We are not a locker service!!
- sucky on both ends, i think i was more though
- How not to suck when things don't work? *epic length*
- You Never Warned Me Tomato Juice Stained
- I was NOT chatting him up!
- Our ad is "misleading"...
- Who sh*t in her handbag? (quickie)
- Not sucky but confusing (do not want to do something they did)
- Chat questions and the weird questions we get
- The "Fatty"
- Mental Health days
- Industrial strength funeral suck (long)
- I am not the Oracle of Delphi
- wherein i am punished for being nice-watch out rant!!!
- WTF?
- Meatloaf Lady
- DO YOUR JOB!
- Stop asking me why another rep said what they said! LANGUAGE
- Sucky Returns (Multiple stories, longish, mild cussing)
- I'm Begging
- The All Day Hang Out Guy
- Is This The Norm?
- A few little memos (Everyone's mad today...) (long)
- my head nearly explodes-cw bails me out
- We're all going on a summer holiday..
- Delivery Charges
- Stop it, seriously
- Sucky customers friends
- Attacked
- Yeah they'll never find you
- a total waste of oxygen, thats all I can say about this one
- Foiled scammer and other stupidity(long)
- Impending Doom
- Why are we arguing about this?!? (kinda long)
- The purse girl strikes again
- "I Don't Like You!"
- I met the Queen of Hearts
- Encounter with a rare breed of douchebag
- Oh, Well Since You Put It THAT Way...
- To quote Kif from Futurama...
- This is a shop. We sell things
- wedding story
- What exit are you off of?
- Customer Avoidance Techniques
- It's just a cat (not sucky but annoying)
- Don't go bitchin' 'bout me
- where do they come from?
- The Ol Switcheroo
- B*TCH! (language)
- Why I will never be a supervisor
- sucky owner
- Wherein I am asked to perform a rather delicate task
- no help
- I Gave You the Right Amount of Change
- truly silly
- they overcharged me
- Story dump
- Opening procedures take precedence dude!
- Thanks, Douche-bag
- late check out
- You drove all the way here for that? Again?
- wedding story, what happened?
- Talking = Bad
- Yelled at for not being at my desk
- Ding Ding Ding...
- Did you look with your EYES?
- A pissed off custmer
- IS THERE ANYONE HERE!?!!!ELEBENTY (long)
- Furniture Buying 101
- "The Price of Business"
- grouchy customers
- plain annoying
- Do not question my knowledge Prole!
- Yes, don't trust me....
- You're putting me out of business!
- Why are the lights off?
- Rearranging the store...
- To the lovely lady with the shrieking infant.
- You clean your rooms, right?
- I wish I was making this up
- I don't care how big your egos are...
- I got in trouble for this one...
- They're back...
- thats your job
- What country is that again?
- You know what would be convenient?
- NEWSFLASH: I am NOT a dog!
- "I've been stealing cable for 15 years!" "I'm sorry, let's credit you..."
- discounts, discounts, discounts
- another sucky owner
- five years in coming
- They let me do it last night! (long)
- "But I have diabetes"
- I gave a smack down to a lying customer
- Dried Beef...
- I am just a whiny soccer mom
- And, from a friend...
- A Robbery and a Jerk
- make me breakfast
- Its not a freaking fax number! + other tales!
- "But MY DAUGHTER has diabetes!"
- This isn't how you run a business, young lady!
- Mr Baloon meet Mr Needle
- Whipping up a shitstorm
- An answer for wrong numbers
- A beautiful combination of sucky and brain burpy
- You can't spell Idiot without ID...
- You poor, poor woman
- The liar and the idiot
- DVD killed the video star
- I want a National Comission of Enquiry!
- you had no right
- Iam not 411
- Most ungrateful customer I have ever had
- If It's Worth Whining About...
- Grouchy and Drunk, 2 of my "Favorites" back to back
- Only one SC today!
- I missed the fireworks for /this/?
- Drunken Irish Slang
- sucky customer and sucky coworker
- She doesn't want to pay and he can't wait 2 hours
- Journal of the a.m.
- Contracts!
- Head, meet desk!
- Having a customer sign of approval, still isn't enough...
- Um, are you two going to get into a fist fight right in front of my register?
- Ms. Bulldog
- Was that really nessisary?
- Hello? Yes, you're an idiot.
- Two From Yesterday
- Does it irk you when customers call you by your first name?
- Stop, you're being dumb enough to ruin my brain
- I Know How to Pronounce My Name!
- Utility Report Cards (Long)
- The Night of the Living SC's (again, long)
- a better understanding
- annoying
- Massive amounts of suck, tales from the game store.
- One Man Plague
- Put. The. Knife. DOWN!
- but she quoted me a different rate
- I'm a mind reader
- Shouldnt have but I did.
- Hi Irv's head! I'm a wall!
- Eat Up With the "Dumbass"
- Don't Blame Me! I Answered Your Question!
- Could have been worse, but still annoying
- back to the sucky ones
- Just remember the following
- my weekly update... with only 1 SC, YAY
- owner horror story
- Crime and Punishment
- *whimper*
- I hate saturday nights
- ...But It's Not Mine
- the employee lounge is only for employees
- clarification
- You are BLEEDING!
- TIckle Me Weirdo!
- A night full of suck
- We do not have a stupidity warranty
- What do you mean I shouldn't get paid?
- Customer Believed She Might've Been Overcharged
- Is August Insane Customer month or something??
- gross-happened just today
- *twitch*
- You should know this one!
- This isn't "Let's Make a Deal"
- Overshare the sequel poss.NSFW
- Bisexual Swingers, Time Travel Possibilities & Anal Probing
- Perhaps the quarters will rain from the sky...
- Doctors & Lawyers
- Out of curiosity......
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