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  1. Teh catalog is teh suck!!
  2. I kind of hope you get the plague.
  3. the law is law in these parts unless you're an SC.
  4. The worst project I ever worked on
  5. Razors
  6. know your own rant :P
  7. Even more tales from Textbook HELL!! (And it's LONG, too)
  8. Make up you mind already
  9. This one left me speechless
  10. Why don't you price these?
  11. Tales from the McDarkside
  12. And yet more tales from Textbook Hell
  13. humphing at me won't change a thing
  14. top 2 SC hotel guests
  15. How did you get IN?!!
  16. Graffiti
  17. "I don't speak english!" aka treating the poor bus driver like an idiot
  18. diet coke return
  19. Yelled at on my day off
  20. I hate it when people tell me what I'm going to do!
  21. "read my mind" (longish)
  22. Oh, the security of it!
  23. Where are my papers! (long)
  24. Get me out of a murder charge for $5,000!
  25. I'll Have Your Job Part Deux (and others)
  26. Stupid Kids
  27. Shut up before I kill you
  28. College kids
  29. Looks
  30. Wait, THAT GUY is your Dad? And THATS your mom?
  31. You're all stupid and your manager is STUPID!!!
  32. Let's interpret this by the CS goggles
  33. Perfect Symmetry
  34. OMG will you staring at ME (sc tells me how to do my job too)
  35. I can get it wholesale!
  36. discount whaaah whaaahs
  37. Call center pet peeves
  38. I have hit the next level of Textbook Hell. (Oh yeah. It's long...)
  39. short and sweet
  40. I gave my dog fleas....
  41. Do not end-run me!
  42. and one day YOU might work in retail
  43. Goodness knows what the letters on the fiction book stand for
  44. Oh the SHAME!
  45. Do you offer towing that's more free than my AAA?
  46. You can't do this to me!
  47. Blame it on the lighting
  48. Was I a Sucky phone customer?
  49. "It's not fair!"
  50. stupid complaints
  51. First Post+The Permanent Scarring of My Innocent Mind. (Long, but an epic)
  52. When, oh WHEN will they invent a way to dope-slap people through the phone?
  53. More stupid kids
  54. Yet more switchboard fun!
  55. Hysterical woman at the library.
  56. Today's word of the day:BULLS***!(language, duh)
  57. Attitude and mind reading
  58. Heh Heh.
  59. Abusive Customer (long)
  60. Not sucky, but a pet peeve
  61. More e-mail funnies from cable customers
  62. what?? manage my own acct??
  63. And a Friendly How-Do-You-Do to You, Too!
  64. If this is how Labor Day is beginning...
  65. Is it that difficult to just be nice?
  66. what the hell is the difference???
  67. Ranty Mc Rant Rant
  68. You mean I have to ANSWER?
  69. ??? my kids gonna scream?
  70. There's a HURRICANE coming, we are CLOSED, Go away!
  71. "Yes, and I'm enjoying immensely right now."
  72. I'm not doing it
  73. Boston Buttface
  74. over $5
  75. Congradulations, you've ground half a city to a halt with your stupidty. BRAVO.
  76. Sunday suckies
  77. Nudity does not always make things better.
  78. Most pathetic complaint ever!
  79. The Ramble of Happenings for Months (gross one has a warning / long)
  80. Clearance Priced Apparel
  81. Can You Do Anything About This?
  82. why don't people believe me...
  83. sigh...I'm *just* a woman....
  84. a big sale day-some sc's, some normal people, and one unusual customer
  85. You're ADULTS!
  86. Sunday shenannigans
  87. Uncle Khiras is getting upset...
  88. Truthful Liar
  89. The true purpose of the shoe stockroom...
  90. it's fraud, ma'am
  91. You were closed at 2AM
  92. How about we hang up on you now?
  93. Do I Look Like I Have Time For This?!
  94. This is a holiday, you say?
  95. I have no idea and really don't care either
  96. They still complain, even when it's completely free.
  97. The F*ck?
  98. Childishness: Customers Fighting with Each Other
  99. Two bookstore suckies today.
  100. Tueday turnipheads
  101. Labor Day Fun
  102. 3rd day in a row!?
  103. Let the Political Complaints Begin...
  104. Shoplifters: Fear the door!
  105. Yup, Tarot Readers get Stupid Customers too
  106. The telephone is entertainment and computer glitches (long)
  107. Beat the payphone somemore,it might work.
  108. Stupid ki-Wait...wha?
  109. New Route, New Customers, LONG
  110. Record-breaking SCs
  111. <sigh> more incidents in Textbook Hell (yep, still long)
  112. How Not to Expidite Your Pizza Delivery
  113. It's not a DIY panel beating service
  114. Dolly the sheep has a brother out there somewhere.
  115. Drunks on the Phone
  116. A little bit of instant Karma
  117. Good Job!! F**K you!!
  118. That's a new one.
  119. Do you leave your fridge door open at home????
  120. I don't care what you make, deal with it. (Long Rant)
  121. You waited until the last minute...
  122. She won't pay us, give us your money! (longish)
  123. 15 pet peeves I'd Like to share as a cashier.
  124. Why do you think they call it "ID"? -.-
  125. buy the damn magazine
  126. The "Fifty-Seven Thousand Dollar" Dollar Debacle
  127. Get bent you old bag
  128. I am so confused.
  129. Cashier Rants
  130. Not my fault I had to break the law....
  131. Notary (longish)
  132. Benefit of the doubt
  133. Hard drive issues
  134. Do Not touch
  135. Playing keep away
  136. The last two days in Textbook Land (once again, super long)
  137. Allstate Insurance
  138. Cell phone in line suck
  139. "The customer is always right!"
  140. SC's and their idiotic suggestions
  141. cant be bothered
  142. Drunken Rant on Various SCs
  143. Trust me. It will be at the bottom
  144. Can you narrow it down for me?
  145. Customers who use their personal problems to excuse their behavior
  146. I know more than you do...try me (somewhat longish)
  147. Customer burned by CW assumes our whole staff now sucks...
  148. Craigslist SCs
  149. A question for all the ladies
  150. That doesn't help
  151. rich people's island
  152. I witnessed the peon effect tonight
  153. Wow....just.wow.
  154. really think it would work?
  155. that would be shoplifting
  156. Minor Plethora of Suck over the last two days
  157. I want my 15 minutes back!
  158. 3 nights of Hell (long)
  159. Wherein I Fend Off Northern Lusts
  160. Broken ATM causes much whining
  161. Could You Please Remove the Knife From My Back? (Sucky CW and CS)
  162. Not. Buy One. Get One.
  163. Matthew Lesko, free money for life
  164. You can hand me the money,I don't have that many germs
  165. OMG! SC in my kitchen!
  166. Uncommon Sense (Somewhat long)
  167. read the UPS sign twice but better ask directions
  168. How should I handle this to avoid being an SC?
  169. Professor Dave on Clearance Pricing (and more)
  170. this scares me.
  171. Complaints to Corporate
  172. Karma bit the wrong ass
  173. Go to the bank?
  174. Tales from the Furniture Repair company
  175. There is no "corporate" okay?
  176. 1990 Birthdays
  177. Turn down the ipod and you could hear me!
  178. Stupid woman this morning
  179. Holy Sexist, Batman!
  180. RANDOM STRANGER, RANDOM QUESTION
  181. All time lows of what people will do for a reduced or free item
  182. Driving 101
  183. 16th Pet Peeve
  184. Prank
  185. The third floor bathrooms are gateways to Heck!
  186. Foam board and Space Shuttles
  187. Is your phone glued to your ear?
  188. SC's and service animals
  189. did that REALLY work out in your head?
  190. First post, and a testament to awesome management.
  191. Hes not a monster just because he looks like that.
  192. Crazy dinner rush
  193. 17th and 18th Pet Peeve
  194. Hold on, Let me get a Pen
  195. The single biggest SC problem at my new job
  196. Whaaaat?
  197. Short list o' suckies from Tuesday (Holy crap, not as long as usual!!)
  198. Lottery Fun at 7-11
  199. Why???
  200. Rants for Summer 2008
  201. I know the flags ought to be at half mast, but do you have to be a butthole about it?
  202. Now the second floor bathrooms are gateways to Heck
  203. The library is now showing at YouTube
  204. SC will always blame someone else
  205. Go away!
  206. Ew. Creepy. (short)
  207. We're Closed! (Somehow became longish)
  208. Most idiotic complaint EVER
  209. Hurricane is coming, yes it sucks
  210. he wants nurses
  211. Apparently, I'm an imbecile
  212. Hold that button down some more...please.
  213. *GAAAH*
  214. Overhead SC at Library
  215. Well, Maybe in YOUR Little World
  216. guiding society, with money back
  217. LPG/natural gas/propane shortage
  218. Blast this pen!!
  219. zombies
  220. No Reciept = No Credit Card Refund!!
  221. It's not going to work, sorry.
  222. This week in the intellect wasteland... (1 gross part)
  223. Ivan will bring rain - let's all go crazy.
  224. Shoes make people stupid....
  225. One difficult customer & one polite but persistent customer; long post
  226. Hurricane= Incredibly sucky customers
  227. Nuts!
  228. Was This National Fruitcake Call-In Week? (long)
  229. No body helped me....
  230. You're violating my First Amendment rights!
  231. Wasn't Haggle the goblin from Labyrinth?
  232. That's nasty!
  233. Ike forces us to close pharmacy. And lady doesn't like it!
  234. Wherein someone suggests I get a sex change.
  235. We are in the business of making money, not breaking to your demands
  236. Our cards are s**t and so is our music?
  237. Pizza place or phone sex line?
  238. Something's Missing in this Phone Call
  239. How dare you eat a cracker
  240. The most awesome tipper EVAH!. Oh...wait...
  241. This woman irritated the hell out of me
  242. Son screws up, mother redeems
  243. My Liquor Store Observations LLLOOONNNGGG
  244. Wherein a customer informs me of my worth
  245. Prank phone call-Long!
  246. Submitted for your approval, is it a full moon this week?
  247. 1 year 11 months of hell. (long, possibly epic longness)
  248. More cashier tales.
  249. VIP: Violently Idiotic Prats (WoT)
  250. The ATM's not worth a manslaughter charge