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  1. Appliance delivery.
  2. One of GK's callers visited me yesterday
  3. On the 7th Day of Ramadan, an Inmate Gave to Me...
  4. Schlongdor
  5. Comfortable heels
  6. Today was a weird day.
  7. I do feel for the guy but...
  8. which parallel diminsion are you in
  9. Give me a chance to respond!!!
  10. Unreasonable Expectations and Customer Dream Worlds (3 Stories Tall)
  11. Including the amazing morphing car.
  12. wherin I'm told my sexuality
  13. I don't steal: Gimmee free stuff!
  14. Halloween-attraction suck. Long-ish.
  15. Touchy, feely ,and crazy
  16. loud mouth or just self confident?
  17. An E-mail exchange for my annoyance, and your reading enjoyment.
  18. Stupid Overload (Somehow became longish)
  19. Thank you for playing "Darwin"!
  20. I smiled, I cried, I screamed Why Me?!?
  21. on the nuisance of renting lockers
  22. More tales of SCs and the Seeing Eye Dog
  23. it finally happened
  24. USING MY MAMORY GLAND?!!!
  25. Movie Scammer
  26. The SC Test
  27. Break the door handle or glass and you'll pay for it.
  28. We don't take appointments.
  29. David Foster Wallce SC
  30. I guess milk doesn't make you smarter
  31. It's Not Out Yet
  32. You mean you DIDN'T break the law for me??
  33. Wherein my best friend sues
  34. Fun with History
  35. These boxes are the worst part of my job
  36. ***6:06 PM is NOT closing time!!***
  37. Cruise Ship Nastiness...
  38. Frogs are TEH UGGY!
  39. Get ready. Get set. GOOOOOO!
  40. What NOT to do when you call a call center...
  41. Tales from the con
  42. Yes, we custom build something just becuse you asked what it cost.
  43. I can't afford it so I'll complain about it
  44. A violation of my privacy!!!
  45. Failure to communicate
  46. Grandma doesn't know how to disipline
  47. Rude snobby lady
  48. It's not jsut the younger generation...
  49. Big order, last cust, kid eats CD
  50. ***RED HAIR IS UNEXCEP-TER-ABLE!!***
  51. You Didn't Win
  52. But I NEEEEEEEEEEEED my Internetz to work NOOOOWWWW!!!
  53. EW about to get what's owed...
  54. Im sorry where having broadcasting errors, please sue the cable company.
  55. Hurricane woes at the library
  56. They Must Have a Death Wish...
  57. From SC With Love
  58. .... it's a HANDGUN, I NEED your ID ...
  59. Ike 'victims' like to beg other Ike 'victims'?
  60. "Why can't I use YOUR Sam's Club Card?"
  61. Are you open?
  62. Return SC
  63. Why should I be responsible for my car? - and other stories
  64. Please eliminate all the rocks outside, thank you.
  65. Wherein someone trips the nudie alarm.
  66. Customer falls - no sympathy
  67. The Price of Stupidity
  68. who else can control the weather..
  69. I did a VERY bad thing
  70. Oh, Customer Service (XTREMElong, language)
  71. Why not get your stuff there instead of here??
  72. No soup for you tonight, asshat...and a companion tale of woe
  73. ****WIRELESS? WIRED??***
  74. two more for the road
  75. "Well FINE then!"
  76. Once again saying no = I'm stupid (longish)
  77. Like I already told you, madam!!!!
  78. Customer Believed Her Item Should've Been Free
  79. Since when does Waitress = Slave?
  80. Guess who's back in Textbook Hell?!?! (Yep, once again it's LONG. Some language)
  81. Scary people...even at fast food places.
  82. BOGO beeyatch
  83. help, give me my money back!
  84. Media reports are highly exaggerated
  85. My First Post
  86. Lung Cancer Man
  87. why do they whine????
  88. Banned!
  89. I have to SCHOOL her! (Long,Language)
  90. Sorry, I didn't realise you were such a tight-ass
  91. Why I Hate Weddings (long)
  92. I'm sorry to have bothered you? (little long)
  93. Cart Corrals are not parking spaces!
  94. I'm sorry I'm tired
  95. Barnum & Bailey gone horribly wrong! In Textbook Hell.... (Yeah, still kinda long!)
  96. Yes, ma'am, I move the belt myself to irritate you.
  97. Not a person. (and other tales)
  98. We're responsible for your library book?
  99. "You need to LISTEEEEEEEEEEN!"
  100. My biggest pet peeve at current job
  101. ****HELLO?? I DO WORK HERE!!!****
  102. Dear All of my Customers:
  103. I am not a friggin mind reader
  104. Who was the menace?
  105. "You should have stood by and waited until I was off the phone!"
  106. Desperation. (Notes from the log book)
  107. Make up your mind (notes from the Log Book)
  108. Creepy. (longish)
  109. Retail workers are human dammit :mad:
  110. What I instruct an SC to do VS. What SC's actually do
  111. Just shut up and pay your bill! (LANGUAGE)
  112. Brain-to-mouth filter broken
  113. I Hate Scammers (Tad Violent/Language and Long)
  114. Short but sucky
  115. it wasn't a f***ing personal call! !@#@@#$
  116. The Dangers of Being a Bouncer (Warning: Long and Violent)
  117. This week is driving me nuts!!!
  118. Failure to follow instructions.... (very long)
  119. My card declined, compensate me.
  120. I may not be Thomas Paine...
  121. my world, my parking space, mine. mine.
  122. Bitch got the best of me.
  123. Wherein I traverse more levels of Textbook Hell (Yep, long! And some language)
  124. Taping conversations...against the law?
  125. C'mon. It's not a hard question.
  126. Um, your previous actions disprove your current claim....
  127. wherein a customer tries to buy a 30 lb "empty" tote
  128. Oh my! (a little risque)
  129. Fun with federal student loans
  130. From butts to balls
  131. Why buy a business class ticket then?
  132. When someone's having an SC day
  133. My child was (kind of) an SC!
  134. Welcome to Restaurant Hell!
  135. Never outdress or out tip a customer!!
  136. Cable Customers Can't Stop Complaining
  137. Hey Vacation Rentals Suck! Did you write this?
  138. My first sucky customer & me without caffeine!
  139. Membership Moochers
  140. Drunks, yay...
  141. Well that's disgusting
  142. The Cookie! (longish)
  143. Much Ado About Dumpsters
  144. way too stupid to be made up
  145. lady you can walk 5 feet
  146. Something for Nothing: A Price-Match Scam Attempt Gone Wrong
  147. I met....Uber-Bitch
  148. By far the worst day I have had at this job
  149. Damn...I think I was sucky
  150. My first rude experience
  151. Ewww Gross
  152. Shes Deaf and doesn't live here.....and you did what now?
  153. "You mean you've never broken the law once..."
  154. Craigslist Customer...
  155. Now that looked painful.
  156. Be Specific! (and others)
  157. Are customers robots?
  158. The dumbest of the dumb
  159. How disgusting....NOT
  160. Well hello to you too!!
  161. Economy failure crazy lady
  162. Customer Gave Attitude Over Packing Bags
  163. where are our parents?
  164. nice try...... but you fail
  165. Blamed for the loss of a house.
  166. Germs!
  167. Fitting Room SC
  168. I'm not bringing you one of everything.
  169. Wherein someone wants credit for service paid by somebody else.
  170. Poor guy
  171. Pee Stains
  172. They are such spoiled children
  173. we've had this conversation before
  174. I just wanted to grab the phone
  175. You will NOT go on lunch until I am served!
  176. Wherin we meet the Leopard lady
  177. Yeah, that always works...NOT!
  178. More cashier tales
  179. SCs are fun from the SC side of the counter
  180. The worst customer I've had here
  181. More Charity Insanity (language)
  182. The Secrets of the Chupacabra! (and more!)
  183. 19 Year Old Punk Beats Up Our LP!
  184. I'm funny! HAHA
  185. What would you say to $50?
  186. service writers??..our customers suck too
  187. You are a ripoff, now do me a nice favor!
  188. Paint Issues
  189. In which a coworker is threatened with death...
  190. WAIT TIL I"M DONE
  191. Credit card SC's (long and vent-y)
  192. I got off my ladder for this.....
  193. I shop here all the time!
  194. Just the ticket
  195. I'm sorry for following procedures
  196. You Cannot Use The Microwave.
  197. I just got an armed escort home! *LONG!*
  198. Not paying attention (Notes from the Log Book)
  199. Your Service Sucks and I Wanna Refund!!
  200. I'm so dangerous
  201. Why is it?
  202. A bowl of butter helps the salmon go down...
  203. Pouting at me won't make pull one out of my butt
  204. I'm not a doctor,no I won't give you medical advice
  205. My SC compilation (tooo long! *kinda racist*)
  206. He thinks he can skip paying for parking, me thinks
  207. Can't You See?
  208. Wherein Lessons Ruin my life
  209. Email Glory
  210. A Spectacular Lack of Planning on His Part
  211. ALL the Options Cost Money. Yes. All of Them.
  212. My First Ever "Customer thinks I work here" Incident.
  213. Wherein I injury myself in the line of duty for an SC!! (Yeah, still kinda long...)
  214. My can't you see? story
  215. To be next, or not to be next
  216. "Put it back up!"
  217. exit with one 24hr restaurant
  218. Insulting while on the phone
  219. Wherein I hang myself with the phone cord (epic length)
  220. Tales from the campfire (long)
  221. Customers who just want to be lied to
  222. Just shop elsewhere
  223. How would someone mail you from a postal code?
  224. Woman just will not accept my answer
  225. I know I look young, but c'mon!
  226. I'm an old fashioned gal (ranting)
  227. The suckage and the not-so-suckage
  228. what did you think it meant
  229. My favourite SC.. (really long).
  230. You sir, have one strike remaining.
  231. But Cheap Beer Makes My Head Hurt
  232. Maybe use what we already provide? (and don't exaggerate)
  233. Incredibly rude SC
  234. The OMG!Magic Back Room
  235. Oh, do stop whining.
  236. 2 customers arguing
  237. The ten lines you just don't want to hear
  238. Coupons are AWESOME!
  239. can't you get her to call...
  240. Opinion Surveys
  241. Oh sure, let me just drop these...
  242. Bitchin' Camaro.......
  243. Sorry, can't help you.
  244. Auto tag procrastination
  245. how stupid can they get?
  246. Illegal Favors
  247. Breastfeeding........
  248. National Mute Day
  249. Hershey's Kisses
  250. It's not that I have no personality-it's just that you're NOT funny.