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  1. Spouting rage at funeral homes (language o'plenty)
  2. The ten worst customers who shop at grocery stores
  3. Coffee shop/taxi service
  4. what are your suggestions
  5. "I've been waiting in line for 25 minutes!!1!!!!1!11!1!!!elevnty!! (long and ranty)
  6. not enough jet fuel to get his ego off the ground
  7. Those Evil Computers...
  8. He only wants to fight someone that can't fight back!!!
  9. Arrghh...Cant get away from the SC's
  10. Guarantee lasts for 2 years not 5 Sir.
  11. Is it really so difficult to make an appointment?
  12. we need some cell rules.
  13. Charity shop SCs
  14. Don't leave your pissed off girlfriend here!
  15. Wherein Irv nearly commits seppuku (Very very long)
  16. The travesty that is student discounts being exclusively for students
  17. Customers Believed They Should've Gotten More Money
  18. Wherin I get the urge to deck a customer
  19. Change this price!
  20. My patience is wearing thin <longish>
  21. That doesn't mean what you think it does.
  22. Haikus Of Suck
  23. Take your damn headphones off!
  24. And petrol station goes BOOM!
  25. NO LONGER AVAILABLE = WE'RE RIPPING YOU OFF
  26. Just Kidding! (longish)
  27. I threatened bodily harm to a child...refund/compensate me
  28. The Fruit Taster
  29. What do you call a Thief + Others (contails gross details)
  30. It's a Restroom, not a phone booth!!
  31. Wherein a robbery yeilded a net gain...
  32. Ma'am, we are not paying you to take our product!
  33. Well, we know people too!!
  34. No! Not a Router! A ROUTER!!! (Long, Painful Customer Conversation)
  35. Ah, the life of a supervisor and the hilarity it brings
  36. I hate businessmen so much
  37. He didn't scam us...as such
  38. Maybe it's just me, or, the patron is anal
  39. "No, you can't take the unpaid items with you dumbass!"
  40. Your breath will not open the door.
  41. Yes when in a hurry look around for 15 mins
  42. When the Sucky Customer has an attitude, it's your fault; or "you're rude!"
  43. Evil minded, spiteful bitch
  44. Permit=/= License
  45. Wherein my boobs are a bone of contention...in Textbook Hell (Lengthy as always!!)
  46. Upset over petty things?
  47. Congratulations, you have now wasted the time of everyone in the company
  48. Am I to understand that you can't give me the drink until I pay for it?!
  49. And I giggle! warning: very long!
  50. Raw food nuts (literally nuts)
  51. Flatulent teenage girls!
  52. I see our humor is a little too advanced for you...
  53. No, we don't give out free money.
  54. You know. It's that thingy
  55. Racist Idiot!
  56. No I am not a sherriff
  57. The most useless customer EVER
  58. whiny entitlement bitch
  59. JERK
  60. Discount Retail Chain Store is Turning Me into a Zombie
  61. there is language barrier...
  62. A hot tip for cell phone customers...
  63. Angry Meat Customer
  64. In which we meet Urine Guy, Sweat Lady & More! (gross and long ish)
  65. Even cops can be SC
  66. Received a new definition of emergency yesterday.
  67. when did lobster become a vegetable?
  68. What part of "Closed" do you not understand?
  69. "The black lady in the red T-shirt!" or, elevator woes
  70. oh lord: save me from the crazy people
  71. Two customers who could have gave me crap.
  72. I am so offended
  73. A Hat for Mr Winky
  74. who screwed up?
  75. I know I wasn't entitled to it, but I want IT anyway!
  76. Drunk in Pub-lic
  77. VRS's customers have been calling me
  78. As similar as apples and assholes...
  79. Wish I Had the Nerve
  80. Why would anyone do anything they wouldn't normally do elsewhere!?
  81. Will I Like This Color??
  82. Try new non-existant flavour!
  83. late night check ins
  84. Tech support... at a convenience store?
  85. working at big telco.
  86. The Stand-Off
  87. Its only monday
  88. Ebay Customers - some of the worst! :-(
  89. Today's furniture fuckwafflery
  90. You want what!?
  91. This is a quickie-mart, not a bank!!!
  92. What else can you say to people who want out for free?
  93. Professor Dave on Price Matching
  94. Closed for inventory??? What does that mean
  95. Madam PeePee
  96. It finally happened =(
  97. sub for a song
  98. Same ol, same ol
  99. The little BLT that couldn't. (Or, the tale of the Fuckwit who cried "RAW!")
  100. The Good, The Bad, And The OOOOGLY (Language and Long)
  101. Evil Ice Queen (longish)
  102. Please Report Me For Doing My Job!
  103. Gravekeeper, I think this belongs to you...
  104. I don't know where to begin with this one...
  105. The Bleach Meat Scammer
  106. I'm amazed I didn't just... I don't know. Scream.
  107. Just to piss you off...
  108. Trifeca of....weirdness.
  109. Why don't you just take a friggin' picture dude?!
  110. In Which I Survive a Most Dangerous Attack
  111. I love it when the boss swears.
  112. I hate customers
  113. More of the Same
  114. Customers running inlaws out of business.
  115. My personal life sucks, I deserve special treatment!
  116. Toothless wonder
  117. public domain - long
  118. You DO know that copyright infringement is a crime, right?
  119. A-HA! LIAR! Tomorrow, my office, 9:30!!
  120. Wherein I get Lazboy cooperate called on me...
  121. I said what?! (pretty dang long)
  122. It's the economy, stupid!
  123. Literacy....USE IT!
  124. she stole my sports section
  125. My first tale of lower education...
  126. Snarky Mark Strikes Again
  127. We repeat your order for a reason...
  128. Top 3 Things customers do that I DESPISE!
  129. NO IT HASN'T!!!!11!!!!!
  130. The guy who did nothing and wanted everything...
  131. The car will crash!
  132. "You're a Sandwich Makin' HO!" (kind of long)
  133. Actual emails!
  134. Stupid water company causes SC's... Long?
  135. Drive Thru Suck (Literally)
  136. is this stealing???
  137. Oh for Petes Sake!
  138. Finally got a good one!
  139. I can't read my bill, I want a years worth of credit!
  140. One from a paramedic I know
  141. I want compensation
  142. What's your point, sir?
  143. Prize Counter Woes
  144. Apparaently we checkout chicks are now psychic...
  145. I am NOT a dog!!
  146. seriously... wtf
  147. No refund for you!!
  148. if this one doesnt sicken you, there is something wrong with you
  149. We're getting sued
  150. No smoking = Racist?
  151. Creative Responses
  152. Heh?
  153. Go back home, then call to get directions
  154. I am apparently currently burning in :hell:
  155. Do you work here?
  156. $$$
  157. You're the worst person alive!
  158. Amazing and stupid
  159. Mentally deaf customers
  160. Public Transit Pr0n
  161. Customer with Rude Son
  162. The Customer That Couldn't Wait (part 2)
  163. Sunday's Slew of Stupidity
  164. I sincerely doubt that, sir
  165. Temper Tantrums.
  166. An F.U. to latecomers
  167. The Customers Tonight Were Outragious!
  168. Customers Leaving Carts At Ur Register
  169. The face in the window
  170. only bitchy because of language.
  171. Inverse IQ
  172. Tourists.......ugh.
  173. Voyage of Teresa.
  174. Treat Me Special, While I Treat My Customer's Like Crap
  175. cry me a river
  176. 450
  177. Worlds rudest small child
  178. Hark! more stories from my employment at yon wal mart
  179. My word! I own it! Mine!
  180. The family from hell
  181. More Stories from the Wage Mines
  182. Elderly Incredulity (long)
  183. More tales of woe from the Bay of E (language and long)
  184. The Coupon Lady
  185. Serve me NOW
  186. Dear Lotto Babies...(Another open letter)
  187. those aren't for sale yet
  188. scrooge
  189. Seriously, don't waste my time...
  190. Taxes, Food Stamps, and Racism
  191. Federal Law
  192. Paint Me Green.....
  193. THE WRONG DONUTS!!!eleventy!
  194. doing it...yes that "it"
  195. Lawsuit settled
  196. Hang on while I make them magically appear for you.
  197. Mr *mumble*
  198. Angry Formula Customer
  199. Customers who did not immediately exit the lot after being told garage is reserved
  200. Lawyers? Twice in a week?!
  201. How Much, How Much?
  202. Wherein I nearly call a Code 10
  203. Dear "Valued" Customer: (Longish)
  204. Receipt Checks
  205. And It's Not Even The Holidays Yet...
  206. My pleasant demeanor shattered in 30 minutes
  207. No I won't lift your heavy bag
  208. okay, leave your trash in the hallway!
  209. A little lesson on acronyms for any SCs
  210. When your mouth opens stupid comes out.
  211. <Sob> I knew it was too good to last... (Lengthy)
  212. I turned down a sale today...
  213. The 3 things that irritate me most about my job
  214. That's Not a Dertberger!
  215. Too Funny Not to Share (long)
  216. Strange Customer
  217. This is NOT Craigs List Tech Support!!
  218. The carts are wet cause it's raining!
  219. Gamestop suckage.
  220. Customer Angry About Grocery Manager Not Being on Duty
  221. Well, how about MOVING the cart, then?
  222. One bad family, 2 awesome customers
  223. *blink blink*
  224. Woman tries faulty return, I had to hold my tongue
  225. nasty book returns
  226. "Waah", and other stories from massochism land
  227. Why I hate this time of the year(very long)
  228. Wherein I am threatened for not breaking the law (Long)
  229. I understand you're busy...
  230. Wherein I smell *delicious.*
  231. LIMITED SERVICE - Get the concept!
  232. stressed out over bikes
  233. Nacho SC
  234. An old old one.
  235. You started it...
  236. Next Time, Lie to Me, Idiot!
  237. this is not fair
  238. Twice in a week?!
  239. I'm right, you're wrong, and I couldn't be happier.
  240. why werent we told?
  241. WTF is wrong with you?!
  242. Interesting day , sounds like a curse.
  243. Inspirational Thought For Today.
  244. Congratulations On Being The First....(a bit long)
  245. A child's version of hell
  246. You just don't understand what WARRANTY means do you??
  247. Protip: The person on the other end of the counter/phone has power over your rate.
  248. I don't feel well...
  249. I have memory just like the computer you broke.
  250. Bratty brat princess<very long with nasty language>