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  1. Understanding the concept of "Damaged," "Markdown," and "Price."
  2. Some funnies from the file
  3. Fundraiser SCs
  4. My Coke Habit
  5. I have the power...mwahahahahahaha
  6. Rules for shopping at my thrift store
  7. The kids aren't alright
  8. Paint tracks
  9. a "proper" check out
  10. Wierd, wierd football people
  11. The Race Card
  12. Please do?
  13. Proving once more....
  14. crazy dirt lady
  15. Are you ready to check out??
  16. Oh man, how I wish I had a better answer for you...
  17. There was no red condom in PotC or...
  18. Who was right?
  19. Buy first, ask questions later.
  20. Freaking kids...
  21. Headdesk Moment #924
  22. Gee, I coulda been a SC. or Critters as roommates, motel style.
  23. Crabby Old Man-YAY!
  24. and that means what to me?
  25. Bob Noxious
  26. College, Moving, Mail...Eviction? (bit long)
  27. Language Barriers
  28. Customer Made Me Feel Dumb
  29. We're not targeting you!!
  30. The fun of working downtown...
  31. And that will be $499.97, plus GST of course
  32. wakeup call!!!!ELEVENTY!!!
  33. "Do you rent rooms to people without ID?"
  34. Well she was a bitch
  35. I must speak to him NOW!
  36. Shut up before you say something stupid. Shit, too late!
  37. its not allowed
  38. The bad part about working in death...
  39. We don't have any!!!
  40. I haven't gotten there yet!
  41. It's only candy
  42. NO CANDY?!!! ONOZ!!!!!! OMGZ!!!
  43. THE PROCEDURE when dropping your car off for repairs.
  44. Is she here?
  45. Surgery is no excuse for not being instantly here when I NEED HER GoDaMItT!!!!
  46. Common courtesy/manners down the drain.
  47. do you really think I'm so stupid
  48. It doesn't have to hurt or bruise to work.
  49. Sometimes I really hate my job
  50. That Which Should Not Be Asked
  51. Just LISTEN, for the love of cheese!
  52. Wherein Irv gets bitched at and cleans up something disgusting
  53. Am I that bad looking? (longish and a lil language)
  54. Wherein a Manticore is sexually harassed.
  55. dear ancients...
  56. And Marty managed to not slap a child.
  57. $1, debit cards, and a hot breakfast
  58. Why do you hate me?
  59. Cheeky buggers, a tantrum and an empty bucket
  60. "¿Dónde está su cerebro?"(Or, where is your brain!?)
  61. Wherein I chronicle the horrors I have beheld
  62. Scatter Coupons and other grocery store games
  63. Crazy election/conspiracy theory wacko
  64. Selling restrictions
  65. I can't help you over the phone AND ring up people at the same time...
  66. if you refuse to give me info i cant help you!
  67. Well, you're obviously here for a reason...
  68. all new level of 'wtf'ness
  69. day of the morons
  70. no, I dont want to go to church with you
  71. Do I need a landing card
  72. Tour EW!
  73. If 1 inch of popcorn is your biggest problem...
  74. Wherein a customer admits to obnoxiousness
  75. Luggage Tags = Emergency!
  76. Tip: Don't piss off the guy reviewing your suspension
  77. Wait...what?
  78. The rudest bitch
  79. Darn you Intermurals
  80. Computers and people do not always mix. (longish)
  81. A New Woe [Ranty]
  82. Livid Lady, Drunken Dude, and other Mindless Malcontents
  83. It's a PLANE not a flying Starbucks
  84. The brothers "Huh" and "Buh"
  85. Thwarted a scammer!
  86. Do not press the flight attendant call bell
  87. Passenger asks me why I'm studying
  88. Thanks for making my leg warm on a cold and rainy day
  89. Please Baby Jesus, let my children love me when I am old...
  90. Weird ID story.....
  91. Losing....mind....
  92. Electing to be stupid
  93. You eat CURRY? You're a FREAK!!
  94. just a quickie
  95. Yes, I'm making you late to vote
  96. And yet another pervert
  97. Crazy Lady
  98. buy something else people.
  99. It's too early!!!!!
  100. The joys of closing, and yes you're still in New Jersey
  101. Shut up with the meetings
  102. Learn to read, for me, please?
  103. Off to a great start...
  104. things I can't pull out of my nether regions
  105. Gathhered stories for your enjoyment
  106. If you're not going to listen to me, don't ask me questions!
  107. They can't complain about prices anymore...
  108. Pwning a would-be SC
  109. "Look the Other Way" Theft Thwarting
  110. They are arguing over how much again?
  111. Our USA Todays are for guests only
  112. I swear this was done just to annoy me
  113. crap night (long, pissy)
  114. I've got BRAIN damage....apparently...
  115. And I thought I was cranky...(short and sweet)
  116. Customer cusses at me, calles me names, yells at me, and insults my intelligence!
  117. Double standard, Ass?
  118. My brain has exploded and is leaking out.
  119. Tales from the dark side...of mail *LOTS of language...*
  120. Pirates and Chase Boats and Thieves, Oh My!
  121. A Two-fer (long)
  122. You have some nerve, lady.
  123. Wherein I thwart a name-dropper
  124. A Scam Thwarted (longish)
  125. People don't understand my inglish.
  126. K, my manager did not say that, but nice try.
  127. Drug Requests
  128. *insert witty title here*
  129. No, I can't give you a discount because you have a coupon at home.
  130. Q: Grind blockers prevent you from skateboarding, what do you do?
  131. Brilliant Parenting and Timely Churches
  132. Conspiracy Theories and Globalization Sucks!!
  133. Do you host Porn?????
  134. I swear I've had just about enough
  135. moooooo
  136. Your room is not ready now!
  137. Last night
  138. Yea, well, not everyone can travel by bubble!
  139. Smelling mattresses and banning troublemakers
  140. Military Discount
  141. "communication" is not a Russian word
  142. Made a $900 sale, and other tales.
  143. How Now Brown Cowpants
  144. I haven't missed Saturday nights
  145. Heh, I got bad news for you...
  146. Your Existence Enrages Me
  147. "but my couch wont even fit in that!"
  148. Has That Ever Helped?
  149. I pay the bills, I have control over somebody else's account!
  150. Read, people. R-E-A-D!!!
  151. If I had the power to smite you....
  152. Reaffirming that I hate Sundays...
  153. I came damn close to snapping at a customer
  154. I feel as though I am in the movie Clerks...
  155. Oh hell no.
  156. Pet peeve
  157. Booths and Stupidity
  158. Auto Parts Suckage
  159. Anyone else get them on Sunday?
  160. it's my fault you haven't called in 10 years?
  161. I hate Rock Band, and more!
  162. We hate your mascot! (And other sucky evaluations) Kinda long but fun!
  163. Get your legs out of the aisle, jerk!
  164. It's called fraud, you idiot.
  165. I don't care if it is against the law!!!!
  166. The Flasher
  167. If you listened any less I'd explode.
  168. You're telling me it's illegal to make money!! (2 tales in 1)
  169. The things we choose to obsess about...
  170. all this over cookies
  171. I need your "free" bags!
  172. standing up for the airlines
  173. We did not shoot your dog...
  174. At least he was honest
  175. hallelujah !!! Cops!
  176. Run! Before she comes back!
  177. Ummm ok?
  178. You won't get lost if you will listen
  179. Why take it if you hate doing it?
  180. A pointless complaint.
  181. they never stop
  182. entitled much?
  183. Major EW!
  184. Two EWs
  185. We want a round table!
  186. grr coffee pot!
  187. I love it
  188. are you serious?
  189. No, I don't care if the cop gives you a ticket.
  190. I did not know that was a Constitutional Right!!
  191. "well, that's just poor customer service"
  192. At least say your name AND phone number
  193. Plaidman makes baby Jesus cry.
  194. Auto PArts Suckage Part Deux
  195. Got my first "But it's christmaaaaaas!"
  196. Clueless Party Of One
  197. Today's Tales of Suckitude brought to you by the letters "F" and "U" (long)
  198. Credit plz?
  199. JESUS [EXPLETIVE] CHRIST!!! (language)
  200. Mojo
  201. Really, you can just say no...
  202. This is where I Break an old man's heart...
  203. My days as a 7-Eleven lacke- eh, employee.
  204. beer bottles
  205. We are not Blocbuster nor are we social hall, gah. <of cours it's long it's by me>
  206. But I have to peeeee! (language)
  207. It's official. I've died and gone to hell!
  208. The rare happy SC's
  209. Where's this?
  210. It's that simple.....
  211. Wherein I Wish You Were a Steak...
  212. To all customers... This is how a propane tank exchange is supposed to work!
  213. We keep it in the null field
  214. Root Beer Seppuku
  215. And the moral of the story is, don't lie to me
  216. A Public Service Announcement...
  217. Griping for the first time! (Long)
  218. I'm using all the valuable space
  219. So was today National Rudeness Day and I just didn't get the memo??
  220. You haven't tried a shirt on...in 4 months.
  221. Crazy Lady (Longish)
  222. One more day at He- Bell
  223. No danger of logic or intelligence with cable customers...
  224. Some people don't know the meaning of the word "discount"
  225. You don't even care, do you?
  226. Alas, Poor Uncle Vick
  227. Mild Irritations
  228. "You're Useless!" & Others
  229. 'Tis the season to be sucky! (EPIC LENGTH)
  230. Bill Meets the Floor
  231. I'm stealing GK's post style this week
  232. Would you PLEASE get a clue?
  233. excuse me for walking in the hallway
  234. Holding the door for SC's
  235. god old people suck
  236. *FWEET* Foul! Un nun-like behavior! Two weeks in the penalty box. [short, but funny]
  237. For the first time I was left utterly speechless
  238. SC's who make up their own promotions
  239. Oops, I forgot to activate my credit card!
  240. "I'm a GOOD MOTHER!!"
  241. Chopper
  242. And then I just completely lost it.
  243. Are...you...serious?!?!
  244. Sexy Woman
  245. and some times they lose
  246. Let's Go Out To The Movies
  247. Few random gems from Textbook Hell
  248. Refund my bank charges
  249. You want what?
  250. I should probably stop going to work.