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  1. Duty free bitch
  2. In which a Manager has a spine!
  3. for the love of all that is holey...
  4. Umm....wtf?
  5. guest doesnt like our policies
  6. The check is in the mail. Right.
  7. I never said any of that
  8. Double Bag Bitch is Left Handed. So?
  9. Fun family death time yaaay
  10. deceptive
  11. Maybe you should fill out that 1040 with your blood.
  12. not sucky, just stupid
  13. Caller argues with me and hears the opposite of what I say
  14. Will you take a bad check?
  15. "Go on...I dare you!" Fateful last words.
  16. Scamming customer "claimed" token would not work
  17. Yeah, I'm just a lazy putz.
  18. I wanted Ten!
  19. Totally my hero!
  20. I knew I was going to have to deal with people's crap, but this is ridiculous. *Gross
  21. Another Installment of Cable Customer E-mails
  22. Oh where do I start? (longish)
  23. You have GOT to be fracking kidding me!
  24. More lovely banning
  25. you're joking right?
  26. ...But we haven't called you yet?
  27. I smell a scammer
  28. There is a God!
  29. ...Okay, how old are you?!
  30. The Coupon Customer
  31. just because the economy is bad doesnt mean we give our units away
  32. Stuff I should never have to say at Subway.
  33. Don't take this personally...
  34. Saturday Asshattery (WARNING: LANGUAGE!)
  35. oh god he's back
  36. Does not compute
  37. "I'm closing my account because of you!"
  38. Spontaneous Gender Reassignment (SGR)
  39. You want me to what?
  40. The Case of the Moving Newspapers.
  41. Jester vs. the SC's of the world.
  42. Dirty bathrooms & the morons who complain about it
  43. When the Summer Camp kids Strike....
  44. The Subway Rants Chronicles (VERY Long and language warning)
  45. Maybe I speak another language? *LONG*
  46. Converter Box Drama
  47. This is the suck that doesn't end...
  48. this started out as a small post...
  49. a few stories and my tears
  50. Just because you are standing there doesn't mean you'll get served!
  51. Adventures in Pharmacy
  52. You do know thats a possible Federal Offense, right?
  53. Plaidman week of new tactics.
  54. First SC of the season (Kind of gross-Definately disgusting)
  55. The manners police
  56. There are no carts!!!!
  57. it's not fair
  58. Southern Ohio's idea of a 'SNOWSTORM'
  59. mondays...
  60. Did Ya Ever Get That Feeling?
  61. Thinking before we yell is our friend...
  62. JCP Scammer
  63. FREE donuts with No Sprinkles?????
  64. return underwear?
  65. returns purchases to a different store?
  66. VRS's guests are now staying here
  67. Instant Fix
  68. "How dare the staff sit in business class"
  69. Further adventures in the pharmacy...
  70. Christmas Eve shopper
  71. More SC's arrested
  72. The Snow Hold Game...
  73. "I stayed in the car & we only parked for 5 minutes"
  74. Thanks for the vague
  75. Your sale is over? But that's not faaaaiir!
  76. Panic at the Bookstore
  77. It's 5 years old, but nobody said it had an expiry date
  78. The cheese guy - yet another SC who can't read
  79. tuesdays...
  80. Only I can get away with...
  81. The Paper Towel Customer
  82. your fax machine will do that
  83. "Selective Thinking" hurts my own brain in the process
  84. The crazy tale of the Canadian-Eastern European guy with a poop problem *NSFW?*
  85. I wasn't born yesterday. (Language)
  86. Barstool bumfuckery and brain cell seppuku
  87. You know if you had TOLD US THAT, we could have done something!
  88. Annoying persistent questioning male customer returned to bother me again
  89. Irritated publishing rep & her sucky co-worker; long post
  90. Two quick SC's from Today...
  91. Not The Laptop!
  92. The Marathon Phonecall of Suck
  93. mumble mumble beer?
  94. Hello, I'm Gay
  95. I can haz more unnecessary work
  96. Nope, not fine...
  97. "They don't make them anymore!"
  98. Dear Customers of C.C.
  99. Bubbles, Signs, Lube, Splash and Barring!
  100. Why I Hate 'The Bandwagon'
  101. I want the Bad at Maths discount
  102. rates are subject to change, ma'am
  103. Looks like the customers drank the yellow water.
  104. I am a supervisor!
  105. Will you shut up
  106. Very bad day yesterday *Long*
  107. "Extra Sh!t" - Sequel to "Not water = Acetone"
  108. Why Should I!?!
  109. Ugh. What kind of logic is THAT?
  110. eBay basics
  111. Three Days of WTF.
  112. Invoking "30 minutes or it's Free" Scam (lengthy)
  113. no you cant!
  114. Brief and just plain silly
  115. AGAIN...SC's are being arrested
  116. *shakes head*
  117. The Phrase Customers at my Store Live By
  118. I TRIED to get her to save the bacon...
  119. Okay, who poured stupid in the water again
  120. Hello, I'm Mrs. Ghost!
  121. One Major Gripe.
  122. wherin smiley proposes an annoyance charge
  123. Overheard in Plumbing
  124. For those of you that have always wondered..... ( Epic )
  125. Impatient dickhead
  126. When There Is Nothing To Complain About...
  127. another sucky entitlement whore
  128. You were saying, madam?
  129. Reptales from the show...
  130. My first client... burned
  131. Fiber Cut
  132. Customers Calling Police for No Real Reason
  133. A typical Sunday at the Pharmacy...
  134. security with key-cards
  135. Keep throwing your money away
  136. First Anticipation loan SC
  137. beyond belief
  138. waste of my time
  139. Worst day ever had me in tears by its end. (longish)
  140. Tales from the Bookstore
  141. Just for some M&M's
  142. "I'M NOT A KNIGHT!!"
  143. Tax Season, Duck Season, Wabbit Season
  144. That's Not Much Help
  145. It goes where...?
  146. More ATM Tomfoolery
  147. I surprised myself
  148. My Side Of The Counter Mine Part 2
  149. Computer game store woes... Three Quickies
  150. I hate customers who can't understand or read coupons correctly.
  151. co-10? and memanes?
  152. The film room
  153. booze at the library
  154. Let's see how far that attitude gets ya!!
  155. Learn How To Drive!!!!!!!
  156. Visitor parking is not available due to construction & number of reserved spots
  157. (Sigh) I'll trade you
  158. More returns!
  159. I told you so!
  160. Dude, Hospital, NOW!
  161. More computer game store woes... (long)
  162. Election SC
  163. I got a leaving present!
  164. I just could NOT resist..
  165. It drives me crazy.
  166. They're dead relatives, just deal
  167. Another Damn Senior Day
  168. Visitor Parking is reserved & dept. realized at 9 a.m. parking spots were not needed
  169. I've got too many receipts!
  170. Mirror mirror
  171. All of this abuse over calling the wrong number!
  172. If you don't want to sit by bums, don't come to the library
  173. why I hate texting
  174. Wrong Sign, plus other Work Suck [longish]
  175. This is Tennessee, not a lot of people speak German
  176. Customer Discretion is Advised
  177. Hormones are no excuse for being an SC
  178. A Word Edgewise, Please?
  179. The SCs complain about freebies
  180. Grocery Store Goods!
  181. I wish I could ban people...
  182. Don't let your kids drive the shopping cart
  183. Be Nice To Your Bakery Ladies
  184. sucky realtor
  185. what a laugh
  186. "What if I was only in the garage for 2 seconds?"
  187. "The attendant inside the booth is ignoring me"
  188. The Tale of Peanut Buttercup
  189. ahh the catbutt face
  190. Wherein Religion Makes Guitardude a Sad Panda (long)
  191. A quick one to get me started:
  192. Don't shoot the messanger!
  193. Marriage counseling, anyone?
  194. Another sucky marriage situation
  195. The Hamburgler
  196. Daily suckiness.
  197. true idiot
  198. "Isn't it illegal to NOT price match?"
  199. The Good, the Bad and the downright odd
  200. Why do we even bother with opening spiels?
  201. Dunkin' Customers (LONG, SO VERY LONG)
  202. Customer Instructions
  203. A whole trip of sucky passengers
  204. what a biatch
  205. The Dark Arts
  206. Dunkin Donuts are everywhere!
  207. No Obama Plates = Unpatriotic?
  208. Determination
  209. I feel like a milkshake...
  210. What Part of "He's Not Here Yet" Don't You Get?
  211. There's No Gun To your Head/I Wish I Had Your Kind Of Money
  212. No means no
  213. Recession : Crazies : Thieves (long)
  214. Geez...
  215. A day in the life......
  216. annoying
  217. I wish the mentally ill wouldn't call here
  218. Table of Thirty on a Saturday night...-_-;
  219. Poor FSM (longish)
  220. AWOL, not MIA
  221. A few stories
  222. So Glad To Be Out Of The Mortgage Industry
  223. The Blame Game
  224. she wants me to do my job of typing in her password
  225. So much suckiness over foam and espresso...(long)
  226. In Which I Weep For Humanity...
  227. Cable Customers Make My Eyes Cross
  228. You were being watched and you STILL went for it?
  229. Ultimate Pwnage!
  230. Scams...
  231. Screaming Makes Everything Better
  232. 2:15 is really past 2:00, sir...
  233. Difference between American and Canadian SCs
  234. I feel like slapping those private school kids
  235. that made no sense but it proved you're a bastard(Very short)
  236. Another Contender for Mother of the Year
  237. Blueberry...how you mock me!
  238. Client from hell.... (rant-like...)
  239. Why? (Long and Language)
  240. ahh...more stories about stuck up SC (long)
  241. It's only 7:58 on MY watch!
  242. Are You New?
  243. Third Times a Charm
  244. Questions so dumb you wonder how they get through the day.
  245. Something for nothing again.
  246. emergency my foot
  247. Liar Man...(long and ranty)
  248. Customer w/ an attitude: "what is an event list?"
  249. Garage reserved & customer on cell phone w/ window rolled up
  250. "I've been shopping here for TWENTY years!!!"