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  1. Super Mega Bitch
  2. Like I Care....
  3. The Fake Manager
  4. Visitor Parking is reserved; student: "Give me a parking ticket"
  5. another walk down memory lane...in Textbook Hell
  6. Books make you sick!! Oh, wait.....blame the Chinese!!
  7. Random D'Oh! Moments
  8. you're not joking, are you?
  9. From the shift log
  10. Waitress shames accountant (long)
  11. Can't People Wait Two Freaking Minutes?
  12. They're called IDIOT LIGHTS for a good reason!
  13. Not so much sucky as....odd (warning a little gross)
  14. What do you DO on Sundays!
  15. Credit Card Customer
  16. "I have to PAY?!" and "It worked at home!!!"
  17. No, you cannot cash a check if you don't have an ID...
  18. for the math impaired: $25 =/= $200
  19. Those pesky little service plans
  20. Today's Suckiness.
  21. "sir, your son can not lie down on the games!"
  22. "Hey! This is employees only! Get your dirty hands out!"
  23. "Do you need glasses?"
  24. Really?? I mean Really?????
  25. Hello grumpy
  26. Tales From The Drugstore: Urine Trouble
  27. You Get What You Pay For
  28. Sexist comments and stupid shoplifters...
  29. And You're Angry Why?
  30. "Hydrogen Peroxide Will Make My Dog Throw Up, Right?" And Other Bumfuckery.
  31. Tales From The Drugstore: You Can Lead A Man To Alcohol
  32. The Bitchy Lady and the Cancer Patient
  33. Joining the ranks of racist CS posters
  34. OMG! Sex!
  35. I Didn't think it would be so difficult!
  36. The phonetic alphabet really isn't that tough.
  37. From The Maw of Darkness
  38. I have an idear...
  39. Well she has to pay for her pop
  40. Petrol Station Peeves
  41. Weird customer.
  42. You are a B!
  43. Someone Just Threatened To Deport Me
  44. Antoher day another attempted shoplift
  45. Why don't you just ask?
  46. gift card fail
  47. Ok, the damned thing WORKS and you still want to return it?
  48. Psychic Coke
  49. 95% Waxing Gibbous or Wanker Gibberish
  50. It's official... I'm cursed, lol.
  51. Read The Sign, PLEASE! (3 Stories, Kinda Long)
  52. T-T-Tequila!
  53. Nightmares in the land of sewing...Epic...long....
  54. Kids should not use reference chat
  55. Don't Wipe Them Counters
  56. respect the diaper & a concussion
  57. I WANT MEAT AND CHEESE!!!
  58. My store is not a day-care
  59. Sickness and SCs (long)
  60. "I didn't think that flight attendants got ear pain."
  61. Get the Story! (What are we celebrating today?)
  62. GRRRUUUUGH FFFFFFF-F***!!! (kinda long length)
  63. But it was red!
  64. Technically, my first cat-butt face recieval.
  65. Frame shop SC (LONG)
  66. Hawaiian sauce?
  67. Customers That Just Don't Get It
  68. tell me next time
  69. Yes, I'm a male child care teacher...
  70. "No, we're just lousy robbers,"
  71. I am so glad I no longer work closing shifts
  72. Barbie Birthday Bitchfest
  73. Visitor Parking is reserved; female guest "ya'll are so unhelpful"
  74. Visitor Parking is reserved; sucky female "it is very rude for the dept. to do that"
  75. I saw you.
  76. You don't like f***ing?
  77. Sorry, Try Again
  78. Sometimes you don't know good service until you get bad service
  79. ...General Rant....Dear SC *Long*
  80. You want me to call someone in New York...to fix your clock?
  81. Eesh-Skeesh - Subway rants and more.
  82. Can't dumb it down any further
  83. Thank you for your concern
  84. We aren't UPS
  85. That's ridiculous!!!!11! Part 1,244,221
  86. You're gonna get busted big time some day.
  87. "Im going off the rails on a crazy train..."
  88. March of Dimes
  89. My check?! My CHECK! Where oh... who is that?
  90. A Pointless Arguement
  91. Jeremy Kyle and the Call of Mental
  92. Even webcomics get it...
  93. "smelly guy" dies from exposure to clean laundry
  94. Crzay (Non) Coffee Customer
  95. *Twitch* Must Rant- Days of Hell
  96. nothing is good enough
  97. So you can't get through...
  98. Job-hunting FAIL: holy crap, is it epic!
  99. The Cripple and the Masochist
  100. I dance at you Sir!
  101. Father and son (EPIC!!)
  102. I want to use the f&^%ing phone now!
  103. "A Most Epic Struggle" remixed
  104. Five strikes and you're out!!
  105. Ralerin, Where's My Car?/Doll Lady Returns! (long + gross)
  106. More of a "sucky" person more than "customer"
  107. Watching For Potential Shoplifters (and Jackasses)
  108. But Obama said....
  109. Fear Gravy
  110. Check writing and broken furniture
  111. Weird Race Card
  112. Do you know the Muffin Woman???
  113. Mess with my coworker, you mess with me....and you'll die of thirst.
  114. "I'm not ever shopping here again" really means "I'll be here next week anyway"
  115. Crazy Kritters/Kids...I Think They Were Kids (Kinda Long Again...Man I'm Longwinded)
  116. More tales from the autoshop
  117. Complaints
  118. Really All This Over ONIONS??
  119. Sharon Jasper award nominee (i.e. EW of the year)
  120. Slow night, but definitely interesting.
  121. "you're a big girl, you need a big name!"
  122. I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!! (long, as usual)
  123. Knock on Wood
  124. Yummy green things with a side of suck
  125. We had a Yeller.
  126. Can't you see i'm trying to help someone else?
  127. The Man with the (crazy) Plan
  128. But WHY *whine*
  129. GK, stop sending me your Customers!
  130. Give me the bloody information!
  131. Well I wound her clock
  132. The Adventures of TMI GUY
  133. No, I will not make them stop laughing
  134. "You're Outta White Milk", "What's 'Earth Friendly' Mean?", "Wild Thing!", and More!
  135. Half Coupon Customer
  136. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Pick Up After Your Child.
  137. You all fail at the internet
  138. Just plain Huh?
  139. Plaidman and bottle returners.
  140. Too Long To Wait
  141. Only One.
  142. None of your business
  143. Manager finally fired a customer...
  144. Was it a full moon?
  145. Attack of the Little Old Lady
  146. How in the world.... (gross, language)
  147. customer mad about their own mistake
  148. I can be a woman!!!
  149. There Are TWO Signs, Morons! (Two Stories)
  150. Sleeping Friggin' Beauty
  151. "They can put all that back"
  152. Drunk Tries To Weasel Way Out Of Arrest
  153. GK... I think they are migrating....
  154. There's No Receipt And We Don't Sell It Here, But Sure, We'll Take It Back!
  155. Pull the other one...
  156. A Trifecta from Hell
  157. Razorblades
  158. Dear Ross Shoppers (a public service announcement)
  159. Apparently I should buy a ski mask...
  160. I'm Back On My Feet...
  161. Another fun day in the pharmacy
  162. Epic Meltdown
  163. You want a reward for being stupid?
  164. Nailed (short)
  165. The funk of the feet!
  166. Turn Down That Damn Noise!
  167. Annoying Lottery Customer
  168. I am put off and disappointed with mean patrons!!!
  169. Straight from the hotel logbook:
  170. "It's about time!!!"
  171. The crazies are out!
  172. All this over some cardboard
  173. Sparkly vampires and film processing
  174. I don't entirely blame this guy for being an SC
  175. My very own Jerry Springer special
  176. Tale of the Spazzoids
  177. "My Son In Law Abuses Me!", "I DEMAND A Discount!" And Others. (long)
  178. This is beyond tiresome, it's getting CREEPY
  179. Have you tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.
  180. I am not...(very ranty)
  181. Saturday Night Suck
  182. Please people, remember to add in tax!
  183. They're waiting for you, Gordon.
  184. A list of stupid things I have heard people say this week
  185. The Ex-Customer is Never Right
  186. New discusting customer habbits
  187. I almost wish we did sell them...
  188. Lady with the Purple Gloves
  189. "Curtains" for us, at the hands of an SC (Long, duh)
  190. And this is a Friend
  191. Waiting is such a hassle
  192. Yo Pal, WTF ?
  193. Racism is alive and well.
  194. No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished
  195. a strange dine and dash
  196. Letter to my customers. (Long and a lil ranty)
  197. Well, another day, another 50 cents....
  198. Your not gonna do that!!!
  199. Spring Break - How I Loathe Thee... (long)
  200. Paging Dr. Gravekeeper [Epic]
  201. you are at the "other one"
  202. I Continue To Not Care
  203. Just beacuse it's not in front of you does not mean you don't have to pay for it!
  204. Had I but Known!!
  205. DEATH TO HOT WHEELS GEEKS!
  206. No Chocolate Fingers? ARRRGHFLGHLBL! (Very Long)
  207. Grumpy Bitch
  208. There's just no satisfying some people...
  209. OM NOM NOM.
  210. Day of Stupid
  211. You want HOW MUCH credited?
  212. Remembered from the Movie Theater
  213. "When Are Y'all Gonna Get This Fi'ty Cent Shit Up In Here?"
  214. BLARG! The Stupid Pandemic Continues (NSFW: ranty, language)
  215. That's not what reasonable means
  216. No sorry should have paid attention(very bitchy)
  217. Sarcasm goes over SC's head.
  218. That's Not A Coupon
  219. Things That Roll...
  220. That's what happens when YOU don't listen!
  221. Contender For the "Nice Try" Award.
  222. Her guilt ate her up
  223. One sucky customer, one awesome. Good combination.
  224. You pour it in your pants
  225. Then go to walmart then (short and annoying)
  226. Cry Me A River
  227. Bad day
  228. His Majesty's Stack Chair
  229. Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!
  230. customer demands a manager because we wouldn't break the law for him
  231. That box labeled "TIPS" is not a take-a-penny tray!
  232. Don't go making a mess in my store! (nasty)
  233. The Coupon Guy
  234. Are you SURE you don't want me to smash your stuff?
  235. Tales of wtf suck. (long)
  236. Talk to *me*
  237. Attitude Lady Vs. Agent Skippy The Rookie
  238. Seriously, if you're in a hurry...
  239. I am not a personal shopper
  240. ridiculous
  241. Another sad person with too much time on her hands
  242. You have to buy the product in order to use the coupon!
  243. I got called a uptight, stuck up bitch!
  244. Fradulent Credit Card Use?
  245. Counting to Three
  246. Well, aren't you special.
  247. Pharmacies are so much fun...
  248. Crying over spilt milk, shouting matches, and more. (long)
  249. Race card pulled at the service desk
  250. Solar Control is beyond me