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- Thanks for making my coworkers cry, you twatwaffle!
- It's not a hickey!
- The Wisdom Of Sunday Lady (pt 3).
- Why is this such a confusing concept for people?
- Haven't posted in a while, but I think today merits it
- Snappy Lady
- You've never heard of it so I'm making it up...
- Paper or Plastic? Wait... What!? (LONG)
- I yelled at L--
- Gives truckers a bad name
- No, we do not
- It's Getting Harder....
- Absolute futility
- Why, no of course I'm lying to you!
- "That's Too Technical For Me", "Don'tbreakitdon'tbreakit!", And Cigarette Bumfuckery
- Garbage
- A Week Of Unusual-ness
- internet stupidity and homophobia... joy
- What buisness is it of yours?
- Let's take the scenic route..
- Alcohol + a Love of Reading
- Messy :(
- You know what you can do with this pool cue?
- Inventory SCs
- mysterious briefcase of jewels
- Does anything I say matter? *warning language (long with rant and flashback)
- Sunday was the day of scamming. (long)
- Kitchen!
- Another Two For One SC Special!
- "The ATM's broken!"
- YOU WANT MY BOWL??? DIE!!!
- It wasn't funny the first time...
- Parasites! This couple wrote the restaurant scamming book!
- But it works!
- Sherlock Holmes Strikes Again!
- He wasn't going to give up!
- you should know these things, Dave
- how do you even dress yourself
- Don't piss off my co-worker,etc.(Warning: Long)
- Well maybe if you put the dam camera away...
- Since when were they .50(short and stupid)
- Take a long line...
- Button tried to kill me...
- Uhhggg Tobacco Tax
- Cashback - It's Convenient...some of the time.
- My brothers story
- THE BATHROOM OF........doom?(long...ranty)
- Sparkling Cider, Mafia Ties, and Sweet Old Lady
- You Cant Share Buffets
- An April Fool Dreams of Revenge
- Blah blah blah this store sucks blah blah blah
- Bait 'n Hang Up
- Now I'm stuck with it
- Say Wha?
- Hello!
- Frivolous Complaints
- Shitty customer...literally (May be a little gross)
- The Master (Part 1)
- The pause that sucks
- I didn't believe this SC actually existed.
- "I don't mean to be a pest..."
- Apparently I was rude...
- I can do this all night.
- It's Your Problem, Not Mine!
- and this is why we remeber passwords(medium to long)
- Visitor Parking is reserved; people going to testing services
- These Parents Suck!
- Why are you angry?
- Concerned about the noise, or just plain creepy?
- And people wonder why I am turning grey at my age...
- Standing in line, what a foreign concept.
- A Night in the Life of a Doorman - Uber long
- Day after cigarette tax...
- You want to throw a bottle at me? Bring it bitch!
- The Suck That Refreshes
- I am getting fed up with this.
- Chocolate milk = iced coffee? & other stories!
- An early candidate for moron of the year
- Dude Sounds Like A Lady
- It took 9 days
- Front? Side? Underneath the shop?
- My saga with the Sea Hag. (language)
- Head, meet desk. Firmly.
- Thanks for making us all wait for YOU
- Tobbaco Stupidity
- What an incredible SMELL you've discovered!
- And you want us to do....what?
- Don't piss where you live. Literally.
- Two Different Shoplifters
- A Week of Rants, Suck and other Oddities
- April Fool's....Week?
- I got one over on an SC
- Sunday of Stoopid
- nasty old woman
- Four days of cockbaggery
- Ummm...this is for charity, people
- No ID
- I Don't Wanna Be... a Murderer
- I think I know why Pharmacy Techs have such amasing salaries...
- In honour of last night... a new avatar!
- I CAN HAS STAMPS NAO?, "Eat Your Words!" and Other Nuisances.
- save me...(long)
- Still not funny.
- Cashiers-do the jokesters ever get on your nerves?
- I've been getting lippy
- Sure, we'll just give you stuff you can't prove you paid for
- Song is not Currency
- Hard decisions
- Round #2
- Eloquence
- Minor annoyances from the Rec
- Tonite was the night of suck
- Been a while, but I'm back on a register again
- Very very Bad day (long, ranty, some profanities)
- A-holes galore!
- sometimes i dont know what to think
- You're the Worst Pirate in the World
- Many =/= One!
- Tales of Rental Horror, Chapter 2
- My First Customer Complaint :-D
- Wherein Sara gets farted upon
- Jokester whose joke is neither funny nor tasteful
- Annoying Whiner
- And the suck continues...
- It doesn't look like the picture.
- Oh you must have missed the first two signs
- reduced rate
- Oh, so it's now our mistake
- We ESPECIALLY can't return it for that.
- Visitor Parking is reserved; sucky customers
- "The store, the store, the store is on fire..."
- I Hope You Burn.... In Hell....
- Chronic Customers
- Brave and stupid all rolled into one...
- The Master (Part 2)
- Nosy part-time worker: "I'll ask the President of the university"
- Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot....
- You RUINED my daughters birthday you bastard!
- You're Rude
- I'm too tired to slap you, bash your face against my palm
- You Did WHAT!?!
- Good Riddance to Good Friday
- Time-Traveling SCs, Mind Reading, and More...
- You need to bring it with you....
- The HO-SCEWS are coming...
- pure douchebag
- No I won't give you money out of the register...
- Store's on fire
- You have GOT to be kidding me.
- Don't you sigh at me like that (long week's rant)
- The "Mother" of all threats
- And Chess is supposed to be the most Intellegent of all games out there....
- wherin I am called by a god (and a generic shuttle rant)
- I Need to See Your ID
- Passenger greed & food
- Ruining Easter For The Masses
- Don't. Touch. Me.
- Alcohol: a permanent hotel accessory?
- Oh so you want to play it that way, do you?
- 1st Post- Insane Apartment Guy
- Its possible to do more than one thing!
- Difference between a letter and a number...
- I am the devil
- And You expected...What exactally?
- we ruined his vacation
- Why must you torture me so?
- My ESP failed me today
- Whoooa boy, talk about entitlement!!
- Battery Jesus
- Short and Stupid, or, I'm a robot?
- Planned Thievery! (NSFW, language, long.)
- For the last time I don't have access to your account
- Well, Wasn't That Special....
- Misunderstanding.
- They're serious this time.
- You're to d--m happy
- I'm an idiot give me money [Warning: language]
- Learn how to count(language)
- Easter Fun and Other Stories
- Whoopie Pies!!
- Credit card problems
- I want the right to smoke near highly flammable fuel!!
- Look at the clock much?
- People will complain about anything
- A Week(end) in review.
- Relay call madness
- As if we needed further proof (kinda ranty)
- twas the night after easter
- EPIC Manager win - Easter ruined
- Apples and Oranges
- You THINK it's wrong, but it's not wrong
- Like, oh my god!
- Eh.. Eyebrow woman on the horizon! (blurred grossness)
- Another day another headache...
- Don't Use That Tone With Me Missy
- Customer Accused Me of Being Rude
- She doesn't keep it bottled up
- can't we just sedate these a-holes?
- OMFG Make up your MIND!
- Can't/Won't and Other Tales
- Two Stinkers
- Fun with returns.
- But I Wanty my Booky!
- Eau de Customer (warning, smelly language)
- Contender For the "Nice Try" Award-pt 2
- "Card Declined" SCs
- Very Sheltered
- My Crazy Co-worker
- I don't trust you people
- Stinky Time
- I have a deadline for a reason!
- In which I attempt a Gravekeeper-style post
- Dude. Worst. Advice. EVAR!
- Thanks. I Needed a Stinky Chair.
- So what would you do/think
- Just tell me what you want already.
- I was such a douche do this poor guy
- Shoot me now, please.
- Douche Nozzle Inc.(WARNING: A story is gross)
- Cat Fight
- I See Dumb People
- Aren't you a little old for this?
- More people staying in the store longer than they have a right to...
- Many sucky mobile phone customers
- You want me to pay my bill???
- His Majesty's Kitchen Table
- I got an empty box! aka Sabbarin plays Detective!
- Can Easter be a Sign of the Apocalypse? (long)
- The singing cowboy article
- You Must Bring Your Credit Card
- Wunderkind hactches a foolproof plot....
- Huntin' and killin' and draggin' and fillin'
- i dont get paid enough to do that
- ummmm.. no you have to be the one to do that.
- eww
- But the website says you have it!
- A couple more tales from the SC keeper...
- Working the Counter
- Houston, we have a problem
- you called who?! LONG
- i have to pay a deductable!!
- "You can't charge your cell phone back here!!"
- She's not retarded...
- I WATCHED you steal that coupon!
- sucky owner again
- we dont want to wait in line
- Plastic caps, spray paint and a free pedicure!
- I need my film done NOW!
- "I come in everyday...I should get store credit..."
- Am I not worthy to speak to you because I make minimum wage, or what?
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