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  1. And you have a very nice day, sir...
  2. Animal cruelty.
  3. An experience which can only be described as bizarre
  4. A sampling of Halloween phonecalls in the newsroom...
  5. Again with the Race Card
  6. Woman threatens lawsuit, takes pen.
  7. stupid and smelly
  8. It leaks!
  9. I'm responsible for your bike being stolen? >_<
  10. "I'll tell you how to fix that door of yours!"
  11. The Stain
  12. Fairy Tales = occultism
  13. It's mine, give it back (long)
  14. One we were happy to lose, and one we never had
  15. Email joke
  16. You are a disgrace
  17. Infamous
  18. Why must you bathe in your perfume!
  19. I know who you are I just don't care
  20. "Yes, BUT..."
  21. Not you again
  22. You are doing this on purpose!!!!(LONG)
  23. How to be a hotel guest.
  24. What The Eff?
  25. Do I Laugh, Or Cry?
  26. Dumb questions customers ask...
  27. That's a new one... (kinda long)
  28. Return Help
  29. Prince Ali! Fabulous He! Ali Ababwa...
  30. Okay, so...do I suck?
  31. Examples of a not so merry Christmas...
  32. And the bubble bursts
  33. What to do?
  34. Gimme Service!!!
  35. Ah, the last day
  36. You say YES and then you yell at us?
  37. WTF is WRONG with people >.<
  38. We all know how horrid SC's are, but...
  39. Customer ran off with my purse!
  40. Just rude
  41. I don't get it, I just don't get it!
  42. CC Declines and Uppity SC's (long)
  43. Generally stupid things customers do ... add you own
  44. It's called a number for a reason
  45. Co-irker was SC
  46. "I'm multitasking..."
  47. Ew, ew, ewwwww!!!
  48. The BLOOOOOOD of the INNOCENTS!!!
  49. Dur... What's a CD?
  50. We're all a bunch of thieves (long but worth it)
  51. College students need to grow up
  52. The same SC at paint dept. part II
  53. Today's Customer Gripes
  54. DO IT or get out
  55. Stop it. Please. *really long, with swearing*
  56. We are the SC's.
  57. A story from my mother's retail hell...
  58. I will not be served by a WOMAN!
  59. The woman with 1000 questions and other assorted annoyances.
  60. All The Small Things
  61. I'm sorry... sorry you're such a jerk!
  62. Are you closing down? *headdesk*
  63. The fun never ends...( another long graveyard digest )
  64. Merry @#$%ing Christmas - long
  65. Profile of a stupid customer: The Nitpicker. (Really Long... sorry.)
  66. Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  67. How doth thou suck? Let me count the ways...
  68. Why Doesn't My Phone Work?
  69. Fill in your own details...
  70. SC gets come uppance!!!
  71. Scary Hotel Customers
  72. Why don't they understand it's for their own safety?
  73. He's Organizing A Protest
  74. Few more...
  75. Stupid Tourist Customer Questions
  76. I swear they look for something to complain about!
  77. Racial tension? No, apparently not.
  78. The customer is always right? I don't think so!
  79. Does the express line really live up to its name?
  80. Seasonal customers cause buffet restaurants to go under!
  81. tales from the pet shop
  82. Friends and family of owners (LONG)
  83. Quick Tidbit of Stupidity
  84. Passive Aggressive Or Clueless?
  85. "I don't want to talk to no towelhead."
  86. Punk kid breaks pretty thing.
  87. Truckstops
  88. The strangest call I've ever taken...
  89. I don't care about other people, only myself!
  90. On the first day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
  91. The booksellers suck-o-meter!
  92. Nobody told me I had to pay for that!
  93. Can't I just go home?
  94. SCs and a Good Cause(tm)
  95. Noob with a beef
  96. Sucky Customer Profile #3. The deliberately obtuse....
  97. So much given by so many...
  98. "Everyone else lets me do that. Why won't you?"
  99. Why I don't want to be a supervisor these days!
  100. Birthday Candle Mayhem!
  101. helped get a scammer...
  102. The world's most powerful customers...(little long)
  103. Sexually Harrassed Pezzle
  104. Fight! Fight! Fight!
  105. "YO!"
  106. "Shut up! Don't tell anyone I'm stealing this!"
  107. But sir, how do I know you're the customer and not someone else?
  108. Scamming or Ignorance?
  109. We're ALL sorry, okay?
  110. Absolute nutter on the phone >_<
  111. Rules for Mall Shoppers
  112. Not so much suck as WTF?? (long-ish)
  113. You have got to be kidding me!
  114. I want it both ways and I want it now!
  115. Too much information
  116. THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING
  117. Yet more tales of idiocy from the pet unit
  118. Officially the worst day yet (long, sorry)
  119. An SC from 1907
  120. "...but I'm lighting candles!"
  121. School Store BS
  122. New take on proof of age...
  123. The single dumbest question of all time....it's Upstairs Man!
  124. This week's tomfoolery....( long )
  125. Hello? Hello? huh? Hello? Hello? HELLOOO!
  126. "I don't care if I'm pissing you off. I have nothing but time on my hands!"
  127. Customer Threatened To Sue For Not Being Able to Use Another Customer's Savings Card
  128. Omg.........scared me half to death
  129. Someone Finally Did It. (From News of the Weird)
  130. Sucky spoiled kid at camp
  131. March of the maroons.
  132. Today's winner, or...not
  133. Shutting the customer down!
  134. Dishonest customers are the reason the innocent ones suffer
  135. Food Lion never recovered from Primetime Live! Good!
  136. big bad customer
  137. Deadbeat customers get rewarded for their complaining!
  138. Made Me Cry!
  139. Changing prices is stealing!!!
  140. I want compensation, even if I bought it somewhere else!
  141. Good Threats Need Good Logic to Survive
  142. Two Scammers at Fatburger, and the spineless manager (on old versions)
  143. Stupid magazine lady
  144. Impatience is a virtue!
  145. are you even listening?
  146. He wanted help but wouldn't tell me the problem..
  147. Deadlines shouldn't apply to me
  148. That's not fair! My neighbor got that promotional credit, I want it, too.
  149. all i can say is why
  150. But I can't figure out what the price is
  151. "Vengeance is mine!"-sayeth the JAM!
  152. why oh why
  153. Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap
  154. Dude, I'm doing you a favor. So ST*U!
  155. The scheming, freeloading couples
  156. Customer's Guide To Easy Thanksgiving Shopping
  157. Buying a Honeybaked ham for Christmas? Go to the one Boca Raton retirees don't visit
  158. Yeah... nice try kid
  159. Remembering Sambo's and the customers who made sure they went out of business
  160. PS3 Sleazebag Award Nominees
  161. Your store damaged my car!!!
  162. Big Brother is watching you....
  163. Well, EXCCCCUUUUUUSEEE ME!
  164. Guy tries to steal, then asks for discount
  165. The Turkey Debacle
  166. The "Please Press 1" Conundrum
  167. First 'sucky' customer...
  168. Ps3 + Wii
  169. A**hat of the evening award...
  170. myjourney into hell today
  171. VIP fun
  172. Rude and Paranoid Lady
  173. The SC: The Not-My-Credit-card
  174. Tales from the Crypt
  175. The Wii and how i got it for free
  176. Get. Out. Now.
  177. You're reporting me to the basketball team president? (Semi-long, a lot of language)
  178. Patronizing Customer
  179. I do NOT need a stalker, thankyouverymuch!
  180. The Crazy Balloon Lady
  181. Very Important....er, uh, IMPATIENT Woman...
  182. "Snort! Snort!"
  183. Convenience Store Rules
  184. We had a major theft last night!
  185. My jacka__ of the week and it's only Monday :(
  186. Not so important now
  187. Next two weeks are going to suck
  188. Let ma call a checker up just for [I]you[/I]!
  189. You are wrong! Uh, no I'm not
  190. No, we will not watch your bag!
  191. The DaVinci code dimwit
  192. The Copy Center Lingerers
  193. The Stupidest argument you have heard from SCs
  194. I am not a lawyer!
  195. The *new* job....
  196. Any ex-methheads here?
  197. Either Very Smart, or Very Stupid
  198. Snotty BAG lady. This week SUCKS!
  199. Can anyone suggest a better term?
  200. Sometimes customers just feel like they are a god.
  201. Do they put stupid juice in the water?
  202. Your not paying your bill doesn't mean I'm staying after hours
  203. Just get over it!
  204. Blueberry Muffin Woes
  205. Music customers are thpethial
  206. Hurry up! My parking's about to run out!
  207. Brain bleach. NOW!
  208. People who confront you outside of work with work-related questions
  209. Do you have a photocopier?
  210. Not quite owned
  211. The Saga of Tapeworm Boy
  212. The Newspaper Delivery
  213. A few emails
  214. What size is this there isn't tag
  215. Customers who throw things at you ....
  216. How Dare The Help Talk To Me
  217. Burrito Warrior
  218. I have ovaries, therefore I cannot help you
  219. 'Cause You Know...Denny's Sells That on the Side
  220. SC defeats herself....
  221. Black Friday debriefing thread!
  222. No, Ma'am, you're the only one who read it that way!
  223. I am off duty!
  224. Rules For Clerks: Black Friday
  225. Fresh coffee or DEATH! (Long-ish)
  226. Pre-paid cell phones.
  227. Today is worse than Black Friday for me
  228. "Cannot" vs. "Will Not": The Cappuccino Lady
  229. Think I might have a unique one here...
  230. Credit Card Customer
  231. This week's SCs! ( Joy~)
  232. What are you doing with those coins?
  233. Ways to anger your bookseller (long, sorry)
  234. We are just a retail store...
  235. Don't touch the staff! But do PLEASE touch some soap....
  236. Watercooler nightmare
  237. Crackheads Gone Wild
  238. The Lotto Lingerers (long)
  239. Over the river and through the woods...
  240. And so it begins...
  241. Because it's *illegal*...
  242. The Next Customer
  243. Customer's Holiday Got Ruined
  244. I'm leaving exactly 15% for the tip and not one tenth of a percent over!
  245. Segway + Illegal Weapon + Beer = SC
  246. Here we go...
  247. sorry,my "active juices" aren't working.
  248. What the Maintenance Man Found
  249. because you are??
  250. black friday sleazebags