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  1. It's mine, give it back (long)
  2. One we were happy to lose, and one we never had
  3. Email joke
  4. You are a disgrace
  5. Infamous
  6. Why must you bathe in your perfume!
  7. I know who you are I just don't care
  8. "Yes, BUT..."
  9. Not you again
  10. You are doing this on purpose!!!!(LONG)
  11. How to be a hotel guest.
  12. What The Eff?
  13. Do I Laugh, Or Cry?
  14. Dumb questions customers ask...
  15. That's a new one... (kinda long)
  16. Return Help
  17. Prince Ali! Fabulous He! Ali Ababwa...
  18. Okay, so...do I suck?
  19. Examples of a not so merry Christmas...
  20. And the bubble bursts
  21. What to do?
  22. Gimme Service!!!
  23. Ah, the last day
  24. You say YES and then you yell at us?
  25. WTF is WRONG with people >.<
  26. We all know how horrid SC's are, but...
  27. Customer ran off with my purse!
  28. Just rude
  29. I don't get it, I just don't get it!
  30. CC Declines and Uppity SC's (long)
  31. Generally stupid things customers do ... add you own
  32. It's called a number for a reason
  33. Co-irker was SC
  34. "I'm multitasking..."
  35. Ew, ew, ewwwww!!!
  36. The BLOOOOOOD of the INNOCENTS!!!
  37. Dur... What's a CD?
  38. We're all a bunch of thieves (long but worth it)
  39. College students need to grow up
  40. The same SC at paint dept. part II
  41. Today's Customer Gripes
  42. DO IT or get out
  43. Stop it. Please. *really long, with swearing*
  44. We are the SC's.
  45. A story from my mother's retail hell...
  46. I will not be served by a WOMAN!
  47. The woman with 1000 questions and other assorted annoyances.
  48. All The Small Things
  49. I'm sorry... sorry you're such a jerk!
  50. Are you closing down? *headdesk*
  51. The fun never ends...( another long graveyard digest )
  52. Merry @#$%ing Christmas - long
  53. Profile of a stupid customer: The Nitpicker. (Really Long... sorry.)
  54. Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  55. How doth thou suck? Let me count the ways...
  56. Why Doesn't My Phone Work?
  57. Fill in your own details...
  58. SC gets come uppance!!!
  59. Scary Hotel Customers
  60. Why don't they understand it's for their own safety?
  61. He's Organizing A Protest
  62. Few more...
  63. Stupid Tourist Customer Questions
  64. I swear they look for something to complain about!
  65. Racial tension? No, apparently not.
  66. The customer is always right? I don't think so!
  67. Does the express line really live up to its name?
  68. Seasonal customers cause buffet restaurants to go under!
  69. tales from the pet shop
  70. Friends and family of owners (LONG)
  71. Quick Tidbit of Stupidity
  72. Passive Aggressive Or Clueless?
  73. "I don't want to talk to no towelhead."
  74. Punk kid breaks pretty thing.
  75. Truckstops
  76. The strangest call I've ever taken...
  77. I don't care about other people, only myself!
  78. On the first day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
  79. The booksellers suck-o-meter!
  80. Nobody told me I had to pay for that!
  81. Can't I just go home?
  82. SCs and a Good Cause(tm)
  83. Noob with a beef
  84. Sucky Customer Profile #3. The deliberately obtuse....
  85. So much given by so many...
  86. "Everyone else lets me do that. Why won't you?"
  87. Why I don't want to be a supervisor these days!
  88. Birthday Candle Mayhem!
  89. helped get a scammer...
  90. The world's most powerful customers...(little long)
  91. Sexually Harrassed Pezzle
  92. Fight! Fight! Fight!
  93. "YO!"
  94. "Shut up! Don't tell anyone I'm stealing this!"
  95. But sir, how do I know you're the customer and not someone else?
  96. Scamming or Ignorance?
  97. We're ALL sorry, okay?
  98. Absolute nutter on the phone >_<
  99. Rules for Mall Shoppers
  100. Not so much suck as WTF?? (long-ish)
  101. You have got to be kidding me!
  102. I want it both ways and I want it now!
  103. Too much information
  104. THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING
  105. Yet more tales of idiocy from the pet unit
  106. Officially the worst day yet (long, sorry)
  107. An SC from 1907
  108. "...but I'm lighting candles!"
  109. School Store BS
  110. New take on proof of age...
  111. The single dumbest question of all time....it's Upstairs Man!
  112. This week's tomfoolery....( long )
  113. Hello? Hello? huh? Hello? Hello? HELLOOO!
  114. "I don't care if I'm pissing you off. I have nothing but time on my hands!"
  115. Customer Threatened To Sue For Not Being Able to Use Another Customer's Savings Card
  116. Omg.........scared me half to death
  117. Someone Finally Did It. (From News of the Weird)
  118. Sucky spoiled kid at camp
  119. March of the maroons.
  120. Today's winner, or...not
  121. Shutting the customer down!
  122. Dishonest customers are the reason the innocent ones suffer
  123. Food Lion never recovered from Primetime Live! Good!
  124. big bad customer
  125. Deadbeat customers get rewarded for their complaining!
  126. Made Me Cry!
  127. Changing prices is stealing!!!
  128. I want compensation, even if I bought it somewhere else!
  129. Good Threats Need Good Logic to Survive
  130. Two Scammers at Fatburger, and the spineless manager (on old versions)
  131. Stupid magazine lady
  132. Impatience is a virtue!
  133. are you even listening?
  134. He wanted help but wouldn't tell me the problem..
  135. Deadlines shouldn't apply to me
  136. That's not fair! My neighbor got that promotional credit, I want it, too.
  137. all i can say is why
  138. But I can't figure out what the price is
  139. why oh why
  140. Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap
  141. Dude, I'm doing you a favor. So ST*U!
  142. The scheming, freeloading couples
  143. Customer's Guide To Easy Thanksgiving Shopping
  144. Buying a Honeybaked ham for Christmas? Go to the one Boca Raton retirees don't visit
  145. Yeah... nice try kid
  146. Remembering Sambo's and the customers who made sure they went out of business
  147. PS3 Sleazebag Award Nominees
  148. Your store damaged my car!!!
  149. Big Brother is watching you....
  150. Well, EXCCCCUUUUUUSEEE ME!
  151. Guy tries to steal, then asks for discount
  152. The Turkey Debacle
  153. The "Please Press 1" Conundrum
  154. First 'sucky' customer...
  155. Ps3 + Wii
  156. A**hat of the evening award...
  157. myjourney into hell today
  158. VIP fun
  159. Rude and Paranoid Lady
  160. The SC: The Not-My-Credit-card
  161. Tales from the Crypt
  162. The Wii and how i got it for free
  163. Get. Out. Now.
  164. You're reporting me to the basketball team president? (Semi-long, a lot of language)
  165. Patronizing Customer
  166. I do NOT need a stalker, thankyouverymuch!
  167. The Crazy Balloon Lady
  168. Very Important....er, uh, IMPATIENT Woman...
  169. "Snort! Snort!"
  170. Convenience Store Rules
  171. We had a major theft last night!
  172. My jacka__ of the week and it's only Monday :(
  173. Not so important now
  174. Next two weeks are going to suck
  175. Let ma call a checker up just for [I]you[/I]!
  176. You are wrong! Uh, no I'm not
  177. No, we will not watch your bag!
  178. The DaVinci code dimwit
  179. The Copy Center Lingerers
  180. The Stupidest argument you have heard from SCs
  181. I am not a lawyer!
  182. The *new* job....
  183. Any ex-methheads here?
  184. Either Very Smart, or Very Stupid
  185. Snotty BAG lady. This week SUCKS!
  186. Can anyone suggest a better term?
  187. Sometimes customers just feel like they are a god.
  188. Do they put stupid juice in the water?
  189. Your not paying your bill doesn't mean I'm staying after hours
  190. Just get over it!
  191. Blueberry Muffin Woes
  192. Music customers are thpethial
  193. Hurry up! My parking's about to run out!
  194. Brain bleach. NOW!
  195. People who confront you outside of work with work-related questions
  196. Do you have a photocopier?
  197. Not quite owned
  198. The Saga of Tapeworm Boy
  199. The Newspaper Delivery
  200. A few emails
  201. What size is this there isn't tag
  202. Customers who throw things at you ....
  203. How Dare The Help Talk To Me
  204. Burrito Warrior
  205. I have ovaries, therefore I cannot help you
  206. 'Cause You Know...Denny's Sells That on the Side
  207. SC defeats herself....
  208. Black Friday debriefing thread!
  209. No, Ma'am, you're the only one who read it that way!
  210. I am off duty!
  211. Rules For Clerks: Black Friday
  212. Fresh coffee or DEATH! (Long-ish)
  213. Pre-paid cell phones.
  214. Today is worse than Black Friday for me
  215. "Cannot" vs. "Will Not": The Cappuccino Lady
  216. Think I might have a unique one here...
  217. Credit Card Customer
  218. This week's SCs! ( Joy~)
  219. What are you doing with those coins?
  220. Ways to anger your bookseller (long, sorry)
  221. We are just a retail store...
  222. Don't touch the staff! But do PLEASE touch some soap....
  223. Watercooler nightmare
  224. Crackheads Gone Wild
  225. The Lotto Lingerers (long)
  226. Over the river and through the woods...
  227. And so it begins...
  228. Because it's *illegal*...
  229. The Next Customer
  230. Customer's Holiday Got Ruined
  231. I'm leaving exactly 15% for the tip and not one tenth of a percent over!
  232. Segway + Illegal Weapon + Beer = SC
  233. Here we go...
  234. sorry,my "active juices" aren't working.
  235. What the Maintenance Man Found
  236. because you are??
  237. black friday sleazebags
  238. The Christmas Tree SCs
  239. My call center woes
  240. But You're A Girl!
  241. We all have many issues during the holiday shopping period, including Black Friday!
  242. the"im going shopping before i have to catch a plane" lady
  243. Ah, the holidays
  244. I got towed! (Even though I was wrongly parked!) longish
  245. The loitering kid
  246. Call Me Patient Zero
  247. Wouldn't take no for an answer
  248. Stupid scam artist
  249. The nightmare is over
  250. I said we dont have it O.o