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- And you have a very nice day, sir...
- Animal cruelty.
- An experience which can only be described as bizarre
- A sampling of Halloween phonecalls in the newsroom...
- Again with the Race Card
- Woman threatens lawsuit, takes pen.
- stupid and smelly
- It leaks!
- I'm responsible for your bike being stolen? >_<
- "I'll tell you how to fix that door of yours!"
- The Stain
- Fairy Tales = occultism
- It's mine, give it back (long)
- One we were happy to lose, and one we never had
- Email joke
- You are a disgrace
- Infamous
- Why must you bathe in your perfume!
- I know who you are I just don't care
- "Yes, BUT..."
- Not you again
- You are doing this on purpose!!!!(LONG)
- How to be a hotel guest.
- What The Eff?
- Do I Laugh, Or Cry?
- Dumb questions customers ask...
- That's a new one... (kinda long)
- Return Help
- Prince Ali! Fabulous He! Ali Ababwa...
- Okay, so...do I suck?
- Examples of a not so merry Christmas...
- And the bubble bursts
- What to do?
- Gimme Service!!!
- Ah, the last day
- You say YES and then you yell at us?
- WTF is WRONG with people >.<
- We all know how horrid SC's are, but...
- Customer ran off with my purse!
- Just rude
- I don't get it, I just don't get it!
- CC Declines and Uppity SC's (long)
- Generally stupid things customers do ... add you own
- It's called a number for a reason
- Co-irker was SC
- "I'm multitasking..."
- Ew, ew, ewwwww!!!
- The BLOOOOOOD of the INNOCENTS!!!
- Dur... What's a CD?
- We're all a bunch of thieves (long but worth it)
- College students need to grow up
- The same SC at paint dept. part II
- Today's Customer Gripes
- DO IT or get out
- Stop it. Please. *really long, with swearing*
- We are the SC's.
- A story from my mother's retail hell...
- I will not be served by a WOMAN!
- The woman with 1000 questions and other assorted annoyances.
- All The Small Things
- I'm sorry... sorry you're such a jerk!
- Are you closing down? *headdesk*
- The fun never ends...( another long graveyard digest )
- Merry @#$%ing Christmas - long
- Profile of a stupid customer: The Nitpicker. (Really Long... sorry.)
- Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- How doth thou suck? Let me count the ways...
- Why Doesn't My Phone Work?
- Fill in your own details...
- SC gets come uppance!!!
- Scary Hotel Customers
- Why don't they understand it's for their own safety?
- He's Organizing A Protest
- Few more...
- Stupid Tourist Customer Questions
- I swear they look for something to complain about!
- Racial tension? No, apparently not.
- The customer is always right? I don't think so!
- Does the express line really live up to its name?
- Seasonal customers cause buffet restaurants to go under!
- tales from the pet shop
- Friends and family of owners (LONG)
- Quick Tidbit of Stupidity
- Passive Aggressive Or Clueless?
- "I don't want to talk to no towelhead."
- Punk kid breaks pretty thing.
- Truckstops
- The strangest call I've ever taken...
- I don't care about other people, only myself!
- On the first day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...
- The booksellers suck-o-meter!
- Nobody told me I had to pay for that!
- Can't I just go home?
- SCs and a Good Cause(tm)
- Noob with a beef
- Sucky Customer Profile #3. The deliberately obtuse....
- So much given by so many...
- "Everyone else lets me do that. Why won't you?"
- Why I don't want to be a supervisor these days!
- Birthday Candle Mayhem!
- helped get a scammer...
- The world's most powerful customers...(little long)
- Sexually Harrassed Pezzle
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
- "YO!"
- "Shut up! Don't tell anyone I'm stealing this!"
- But sir, how do I know you're the customer and not someone else?
- Scamming or Ignorance?
- We're ALL sorry, okay?
- Absolute nutter on the phone >_<
- Rules for Mall Shoppers
- Not so much suck as WTF?? (long-ish)
- You have got to be kidding me!
- I want it both ways and I want it now!
- Too much information
- THIS IS REALLY EMBARASSING
- Yet more tales of idiocy from the pet unit
- Officially the worst day yet (long, sorry)
- An SC from 1907
- "...but I'm lighting candles!"
- School Store BS
- New take on proof of age...
- The single dumbest question of all time....it's Upstairs Man!
- This week's tomfoolery....( long )
- Hello? Hello? huh? Hello? Hello? HELLOOO!
- "I don't care if I'm pissing you off. I have nothing but time on my hands!"
- Customer Threatened To Sue For Not Being Able to Use Another Customer's Savings Card
- Omg.........scared me half to death
- Someone Finally Did It. (From News of the Weird)
- Sucky spoiled kid at camp
- March of the maroons.
- Today's winner, or...not
- Shutting the customer down!
- Dishonest customers are the reason the innocent ones suffer
- Food Lion never recovered from Primetime Live! Good!
- big bad customer
- Deadbeat customers get rewarded for their complaining!
- Made Me Cry!
- Changing prices is stealing!!!
- I want compensation, even if I bought it somewhere else!
- Good Threats Need Good Logic to Survive
- Two Scammers at Fatburger, and the spineless manager (on old versions)
- Stupid magazine lady
- Impatience is a virtue!
- are you even listening?
- He wanted help but wouldn't tell me the problem..
- Deadlines shouldn't apply to me
- That's not fair! My neighbor got that promotional credit, I want it, too.
- all i can say is why
- But I can't figure out what the price is
- "Vengeance is mine!"-sayeth the JAM!
- why oh why
- Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap
- Dude, I'm doing you a favor. So ST*U!
- The scheming, freeloading couples
- Customer's Guide To Easy Thanksgiving Shopping
- Buying a Honeybaked ham for Christmas? Go to the one Boca Raton retirees don't visit
- Yeah... nice try kid
- Remembering Sambo's and the customers who made sure they went out of business
- PS3 Sleazebag Award Nominees
- Your store damaged my car!!!
- Big Brother is watching you....
- Well, EXCCCCUUUUUUSEEE ME!
- Guy tries to steal, then asks for discount
- The Turkey Debacle
- The "Please Press 1" Conundrum
- First 'sucky' customer...
- Ps3 + Wii
- A**hat of the evening award...
- myjourney into hell today
- VIP fun
- Rude and Paranoid Lady
- The SC: The Not-My-Credit-card
- Tales from the Crypt
- The Wii and how i got it for free
- Get. Out. Now.
- You're reporting me to the basketball team president? (Semi-long, a lot of language)
- Patronizing Customer
- I do NOT need a stalker, thankyouverymuch!
- The Crazy Balloon Lady
- Very Important....er, uh, IMPATIENT Woman...
- "Snort! Snort!"
- Convenience Store Rules
- We had a major theft last night!
- My jacka__ of the week and it's only Monday :(
- Not so important now
- Next two weeks are going to suck
- Let ma call a checker up just for [I]you[/I]!
- You are wrong! Uh, no I'm not
- No, we will not watch your bag!
- The DaVinci code dimwit
- The Copy Center Lingerers
- The Stupidest argument you have heard from SCs
- I am not a lawyer!
- The *new* job....
- Any ex-methheads here?
- Either Very Smart, or Very Stupid
- Snotty BAG lady. This week SUCKS!
- Can anyone suggest a better term?
- Sometimes customers just feel like they are a god.
- Do they put stupid juice in the water?
- Your not paying your bill doesn't mean I'm staying after hours
- Just get over it!
- Blueberry Muffin Woes
- Music customers are thpethial
- Hurry up! My parking's about to run out!
- Brain bleach. NOW!
- People who confront you outside of work with work-related questions
- Do you have a photocopier?
- Not quite owned
- The Saga of Tapeworm Boy
- The Newspaper Delivery
- A few emails
- What size is this there isn't tag
- Customers who throw things at you ....
- How Dare The Help Talk To Me
- Burrito Warrior
- I have ovaries, therefore I cannot help you
- 'Cause You Know...Denny's Sells That on the Side
- SC defeats herself....
- Black Friday debriefing thread!
- No, Ma'am, you're the only one who read it that way!
- I am off duty!
- Rules For Clerks: Black Friday
- Fresh coffee or DEATH! (Long-ish)
- Pre-paid cell phones.
- Today is worse than Black Friday for me
- "Cannot" vs. "Will Not": The Cappuccino Lady
- Think I might have a unique one here...
- Credit Card Customer
- This week's SCs! ( Joy~)
- What are you doing with those coins?
- Ways to anger your bookseller (long, sorry)
- We are just a retail store...
- Don't touch the staff! But do PLEASE touch some soap....
- Watercooler nightmare
- Crackheads Gone Wild
- The Lotto Lingerers (long)
- Over the river and through the woods...
- And so it begins...
- Because it's *illegal*...
- The Next Customer
- Customer's Holiday Got Ruined
- I'm leaving exactly 15% for the tip and not one tenth of a percent over!
- Segway + Illegal Weapon + Beer = SC
- Here we go...
- sorry,my "active juices" aren't working.
- What the Maintenance Man Found
- because you are??
- black friday sleazebags
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