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- I think I have a new pet peeve.
- Sometimes the phone can be fun. Only sometimes.
- So much crazy...
- I do actually love some of our guests, just not these ones
- I'm pretty sure I know how to do my job
- I Need to See the Information on Your ID
- Four nights = five (long)
- Tonight, an essay
- Yes Mistress. How can I PLEASE you, Mistress?
- I want ten thousand!
- Dreams of Office Space at work
- You have angered the Parking Lot Gods!
- Yay, this crap again! Or why I despise system launches
- Ah Yes.....Irony.
- Stop swearing and tell me how I can help you!
- A new low in book containers.
- Some Helpful Hints for Dining Out.
- Oh by the way, you're welcome!!
- Racist Old Coot
- Didn't See This Coming
- It was a bad night all around.
- Are You Serious?
- You MUST Be Insane to Work in a Call Centre!
- No, I cannot change the price for you. Ever.
- Just a few from the summer thus far
- D&D Day 1: The Parable of The Other Girl, and other stories.
- Pet Peeves. A bit long
- Highways of Hell Pt. 2
- Great role model
- Do you have a sense of humor?
- Pink Shirt Guy and Other Tales
- Honesty is the Best Policy
- YouTube Material (long, language, lewdness)
- Customers in entitlement shocker (LONG, rant-y)
- URGENT NECESSITY!
- over TV's
- Wrong Email
- It's Mine! Mine! Mineminemine! [/Daffy Duck]
- Do they accept donations?
- "I pushed "YES" twice & I don't want cashback!!"
- Pretentious Putz Of The Year (warning: long!)
- I didn't think this happened in real life.(gets ranty)
- They found me again :(
- But it never worked!
- Stop Shouting! We're Trying to Help You!
- But you're NEVER sold out!
- You could throw darts at the board and do inventory better.
- Congrats, you're an ass!
- You have no sense of humor!
- Cake lady
- I Wasn't Even Supposed to BE Here Today. (Long)
- Sir, why am I picking up after your child?
- Them dates..they is hard...
- QUART.
- when will I win the lottery?
- Allergy Insanity
- Cable Customers Carrying On Like Crazy
- Let's talk about sprinklers.
- Can a thread be titled :cheers:?
- Move me to a different room!
- I am your personal tutor
- Smiley's 12 rules to not irritate your relay operator
- Quickie
- Overheard
- Drive bys and other stupidity
- It doesn't take 24 hours!
- Victoria's (Gross) Secret
- There's Only One of Me, Please Be Patient!
- Ask for it, why don't you?
- This is not starbucks.
- OMFG....why me
- Lawn Chair Lusers
- You're crushing my bread!!!
- That's Snot It! + Other Stories (very slightly gross, and long!).
- The theme for tonight? Grass.
- Another day in rental car land
- Core charges??!?!?!
- I think I'm going to crack. Very long.
- No discount for dumbass
- I really didn't think I'd run across this in real life
- You enter a restricted area, make demands, and destroy things. Really?
- Sorry, Closed Means Closed!!!
- You sir, are banned from here.
- THE RUDE, THE DEAF and THE STUPID
- "Blue Dot" Bumfuckery.
- Cash My Check Now
- I'm not a walking cash register
- logic in bizarro world
- Hanger conflict #1837354892464999
- Take care of your dog.
- Huh
- I caught her in a lie
- Kitten Infestation
- Phone Store Antics
- Cable confusion, ridiculous demands, & computer conversation
- We Are NOT The Fleamarket!
- You know what really grinds my gears?!
- No, you absolutely CANNOT return that...
- What I hate about donation times
- Refill Asshole
- Another Holiday At The C-Store
- Not a valid number.
- you aint bright, are you
- bike rentals
- You Need to Turn in Your Keys
- Customer "Went Out"
- baby gates
- I hope you're kidding.
- Not on par with your usual fare, but...
- Mr Anus and the ID Arsehole
- Oh What I Wish I Could Say
- George W. Bush Is A Big Fucking Meanie! & Others.
- Stupid Scammers (semi long)
- I really wanted to ask...
- You own a $50,000 car!
- Thank you for not wising up 30 seconds earlier
- Any Old Account Number Will Do
- You want to do what with my socks?
- I want a price adjustment
- video games and phone calls.
- SC gets free TV
- The Customer Wanted Me To Be Rude
- "Sorry, that movie doesn't exist"
- Mark it up!
- Seriously? More blood?
- The lying bish!
- But What Am I Supposed to Do?
- Ex Employees
- Would you like cheese with that whine?
- ... What?
- why only one?
- ugh.
- Another Damn Senior Day
- Quick... and NASTY
- It Rolls On...
- Its too hot out for legality!
- My Problem Is That I Have A Problem
- Problems and turn outs
- Not responsible because I'm responsible
- What part of "This is not legal tender" do you not understand?!
- Getting A Clue, One No At A Time
- Ever wonder where stereotypes come from? I don't.
- Pointlessness
- I'm going to answer the phone every time
- Wrong Product Irritation
- Our departments are different after the first two letters.
- quickies. that's all I ever have
- You're in third year!
- AHAHA-- no.
- Why some people shouldn't be allowed near computers
- Hurry Up And Go Very Slowly
- It's IN stock!!!??
- Your were being silly or how I became the Minister of Silly Walks tonight
- Don't you know who I am?!
- A douchebag draws near.
- In Which Gaki Runs Like the Wind
- Scams
- I got a complaint!
- Bad Call
- Fun at the Fair
- Lack of communication
- Run, Fetch, Carry! Good Girl!
- Why Don't You Follow Another State's Rules?
- Typhoid Mary
- Quick One
- My Week *Kinda Long*
- Bike groups and princesses
- the crazies were out in force tonight
- The Peeves
- A couple of good ones. (language)
- Two Days, Two Screamers
- Impatient and clueless
- Wherein a SC gets what's coming to them (Warning: Vulgar)
- Bathroom Bumfuckery (Short and Stupid)
- The List
- Deposit Fail
- You Won't Commit Fraud For Me?...Bad Service!
- Must be They Don't Think We're People?
- New Olympic Sport: Entrance Barricade Obfuscation.
- Uh, yes I can
- I want a brick.. (Long LOL)
- "Sir, Please don't traumatize the Night Shift"
- one of my favourites (again)
- I'm going to shoot you!
- You'd better have been colorblind....
- The White Trash Stereotypes Continue....
- Listen too ME!!
- she feels shafted
- Accusing me of Theft Doesn't Get You A Discount
- Cops at the library; or, the drugged and the ass-wipers
- She's Three Feet Tall!
- And if I have to help this woman scam us....
- Phone upgrade nonsense
- Possibly the dumbest ever
- Another customer who wanted out for free
- Creepy guy: 0. Me: 1
- Fix It!
- "I hope you feel my Frustration" (Long)
- I Can Park My Bike Wherever I Want, Bitch!
- sucky food pantry customer
- This is not Quick Chek!
- New here, working in first call center
- Two Within Half An Hour! (Long)
- Excuse me sir!?
- Security Questions Suckage
- Do you see "Restaurant Supply" anywhere on our store sign?
- You.. what?
- Sorry, I'm Not Paid to Undergo Religious Conversion On The Clock
- possibly the stupidest answer I have ever heard.....
- A miscommunication (semi-long)
- My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
- It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea
- The SC shopping handbook
- Next time I'll just order for you, okay?
- Everything is our fault.
- Just.......Why? (Girlie Medical Stuff)
- Why I don't like Band Camp!
- Good customer saves me from a loach customer
- Where Customers Phone From
- Scam, or just clueless?
- Have the decency to at least let me know.
- Don't "Whatever" Me
- You're as unique as everyone else (long)
- For the Umpteempth Time, People. I Don't Have What You've Refused to Give Me.
- She nailed my pet peeve with a sledge hammer (ranty and longish)
- I'm just bad at thinking up clever titles.
- Drunk Angry 80 year old threatens cashier
- Blurbs from a co-worker
- Whiskey finally loses her cool (not epic)
- How not to get Luigi'd... (language)
- Avoiding The Question
- Rants and Scammers
- Stupidity I've had lately-long
- When the boss is gone, the SCs come (epic)
- Don't Blame the Post Office
- Ding Ding! Fight!/Brazen, Much?/Seagulls to French Fries
- You Can't Intimidate Me (Longish)
- perhaps you should consider decaf...
- I hate you too, now...
- A fun week and a few stories (a bit long)
- Visitor parking reserved; 2 exceptions not granted; 3rd & 4th exceptions were
- I Want You To Come When We're Shut!
- Coupons make my head hurt...
- I got my first threat
- "Sure, that's OK......wait a minute! That's not OK!"
- Gaga over demons and full rooms.
- I've heard of leap years....
- Phoning For Advice
- I shake my head at humanity tonigh....
- Another caller from a hotel parking lot :( (LONG)
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