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  1. SC who thought she was a boss or I was a complete idiot
  2. The Awful, The Funny and The Awesome, Pt. 2
  3. Closing woes (Hybrid rant - CWs and SCs)
  4. cellphones, douchebags, and yes i know a foreign language
  5. My brain hurts.
  6. Dear Customers who feel the need to comment on my size...
  7. "No Free Samples For The Help"
  8. Wherein I slam my head into the wall repeatedly.
  9. Remember Uncle Khiras post where he theorized people from Nunavut were on vacation in
  10. No one can be that stupid......Crap!!!
  11. Closing time twits.
  12. Complete a**hole and idiot SCs
  13. SC: 0 - Awesome Customer: 1
  14. Whiskey, rude??????????????
  15. Thanks, Mom.
  16. Just WTF Part 233456656256356
  17. Refund refused.
  18. Who is "They"?
  19. Way to go buddy
  20. We don't support that...
  21. D&D recap 1: Enabling EW Mom
  22. this one almost got me fired
  23. Holy Hel!
  24. Of drunks and deafness
  25. "Did something happen?"
  26. Antiques and Tourism
  27. Are you having a seizure? swearing and long
  28. Name Roulette
  29. I told you I don't work here...
  30. It's been really busy lately...
  31. Avocado Asshat (now with pwnage!)
  32. Wow, you're so much more mature than your daughter!
  33. I do work here, but...
  34. Heffa
  35. Karma DOES exist! Plus, my brain to mouth filter failed....
  36. My (Not) Favorite Customer
  37. Damn Clock Vulture
  38. This situation sparks a question:
  39. A relay call I received today.
  40. Christmas Death Threat
  41. Tales from the vet's office
  42. Ayuyftyeatbnaixudi!!!!! RAGH!
  43. Pop quiz: You've been assigned a room you can't find. What do you do?
  44. Jimmy smoke crack, and I don't care...(long-ish)
  45. You make me want to do a Pavi on you...(language)
  46. The Joys of Not Caring Anymore (long)
  47. How DARE you close?
  48. You've received death threats from SC's because...
  49. Pop Quiz Hotshot!
  50. I am a zombie!
  51. Random Illogical Threats
  52. "I'm getting e-mails that I have holds but I don't have a card!"
  53. The director isn't going to help you, and the ilegible postcard
  54. Thieving band of teenages (long)
  55. Yes your Madden 10 is only worth $2.50 now...
  56. if you're drunk you don't need more!
  57. Impatient Couple
  58. Ah, the irony
  59. Somehow I have Superspeed
  60. life up?
  61. Dear Customer:
  62. "You'd Better Fucking Believe I Fucking Swore At You!" (language)
  63. The night from HELL
  64. "You need to FOCUS!!!"
  65. Thanks, Kiddles, keep being awesome
  66. Karma (police) bites Irate customer in the end.
  67. What's with people these days? (rant)
  68. Tax Free Day Confusion
  69. To my customers
  70. Sold out since January (long)
  71. So two guys walk into a 8-10...
  72. Ayuyftyeatbnaixudi!!!!! RAGH! Part 2!
  73. stupid 99 cent soda
  74. It's your fault i'm early, pull a employee out of your a**!
  75. Wherein I'm Threatened With a Lawsuit
  76. Not surprisingly, "Limit 1" means "Limit 1"
  77. I Waited in Line For Thirty Minutes
  78. Kiss my grits.
  79. I Need Your Name!
  80. The Mystery of Coupons
  81. Slow day on phones but the SC's came for me!
  82. apparently I now work for Parrot Island
  83. What the hell was last night?
  84. I am now the Nostalgia Critic's mortal enemy. (language)
  85. Didn't want to do it, but didn't want me to, either!
  86. SCs: Bag idiot, manager has attitude, and coupon ughs
  87. No you can not us this promotion
  88. Batpoo Crazy Woman in Pharmacy DT
  89. Security stories from low income housing
  90. Fat Girl
  91. birdman
  92. Blowhole
  93. The few, the proud,
  94. Questions you get so VERY tired of...
  95. Thank God I Go On Vacation In Ten Days..
  96. Across All Forums.
  97. Parking Douchebag
  98. Get Bent, Vile Scammer!
  99. Former Co-Worker's Entitled Bitch of a Wife
  100. Salmon Slap
  101. I'm not my 800 number!
  102. spread thin and near breakdown
  103. "Kart Carma"
  104. Two From Tonight
  105. That's not a minor change...
  106. Yell a little louder
  107. Explaining Cannibalism to Children
  108. Confused about Time Zones
  109. Customer is vewwy sweet
  110. Why I hate Check-in week.
  111. We're ONLINE, what are you gonna do?
  112. Visitor parking is reserved; 2 students: "I can't register for my classes today!!?"
  113. Annoying things that SCs do
  114. "Can't You Just..."
  115. Subway is such a SC magnet.
  116. You must have misinterpreted my plain english!
  117. Be on the look out
  118. Pass The Parcel SC Style
  119. Caught You!
  120. Hahaha! It's a new record!
  121. Back To School Suckery...
  122. Aw, Hell NO!!!!
  123. The Pwnage. It is sweeeeeet
  124. Winning Friends and Influencing People....
  125. Man..I wanted to see that!
  126. Let's look at the big picture.
  127. First week back at work...
  128. "IS THIS YOUR DEPARTMENT?"
  129. He fought the law and the law won!
  130. Lazy? Stupid? Both?
  131. It's the end of the world as we know it (no paper bags!)
  132. Customer claimed we did not give her a card to exit Visitor parking
  133. I Hate You.
  134. Small sexist suck
  135. Guns and car prowls
  136. NOT cool. (Lots of Language)
  137. Plastic feet, Garraty. Plaaaaastic feet. (language, cross-board)
  138. Tales/Rants from a lowly call-center serf (loooooong)
  139. My Last Day--wherein I miss a golden opportunity...
  140. A Little Bit Of Public Nudity...(short)
  141. Meat in a Plastic Bag Will Contaminate Liquid in a Container
  142. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
  143. Condom Man
  144. Unruly Brat Pack
  145. Please, Kratos, saw my legs off.... [language]
  146. Touchy feely customers that won't take the hint.
  147. Abusive Ex Husband
  148. Genetic Echo Chamber(tm)
  149. "Stupid"
  150. Biohazard Material and Other Stories. (touch gross)
  151. CW Shuts Down an EW
  152. Wha?...
  153. Parents of the Year Part 274578926213
  154. And this was only my second customer of the day...
  155. "Are you f***ing kidding me??"
  156. Wedding Reception of Doom
  157. The good, the bad and the 'do you know where you are?'
  158. Seriously ma'am?
  159. Scammer
  160. Failure to plan on your part...
  161. Epic crazy lady (long)
  162. Get bent.
  163. Take A Hint
  164. First day of fall semester was crazy
  165. It's only been two days and I've already had enough.
  166. Thanks for making me almost cry. (long)
  167. "But I don't pay for it."
  168. Call Center Escalating Moms [fairly long]
  169. Creeeeeeeper
  170. Drunken Suck
  171. Yeah, let me stop helping him to help you
  172. You didn't tell me
  173. Hope your Comfy..
  174. I figured out some SC "logic"
  175. Useless Garbage
  176. What are you, 8 years old?????
  177. Touchy-feely creepy guy
  178. When customers lie... (detrimental to our well-being)
  179. You need to change name because I am dumb
  180. Moonlighting Suckage
  181. Half is better than none, and then some
  182. Logical Answers?
  183. Obviously not listening
  184. MAGICALLY KNOW WHO I AM!! (short)
  185. Customer on his cell phone told me "please hold"
  186. Customers Who Yell at Anyone
  187. Clueless about tax and coupon details SCs
  188. rawr brownies!
  189. Chained To The Desk Since Birth
  190. It's Not A Complaint; I Didn't Get What I Was Entitled To
  191. You Owe Me 11¢
  192. Special cases. Customers that you HAVE to mess with. *language*
  193. Look, Lady....
  194. Sorry if it was free!
  195. "Don't You YELL AT ME!"/Anecdotes From Others
  196. Lazy and Clueless
  197. The bizarre questions I get asked.....
  198. Give me blue scrubs, a raise, and make-up.
  199. Woman in a huge hurry... and stupid
  200. "Kiss My Ass!" and Other Stories (touch of language obviously)
  201. Karma...and how it cheered me up!
  202. Uh huh then. You can leave now.
  203. Flashback from first job
  204. Dead employees = hilarious
  205. EWW!
  206. I am still not Psychic #2334566
  207. It's (almost) everywhere you need to be.
  208. I actually had a Sucky Customer today
  209. Superhotelworker, when I told you I was a fanboy and love your stories
  210. This is what happens when you left your unleashed dog on the lawn!
  211. The Disappearing Child/Thief Magnet.
  212. 'I ate it already!"
  213. I am not a free babysitter!!!! (Language)
  214. Temper temper.....
  215. same service!
  216. Short stories from the supermarket
  217. A note in our log book that was addressed to the manager:
  218. Yes, I am sure. I work here.
  219. Let them freeze!!
  220. The FDA Is Sadistic
  221. Fecalpaint
  222. It's Been A While...
  223. Stopped a scammer in her tracks
  224. Irritating weekend at the hotel
  225. Karma > Stupidity
  226. Sue us? Ok... go for it.
  227. "It's the principle"
  228. Translation: Oh Shut the Fuck Up
  229. Treating Illegal Immigrants Differently
  230. My Psychic Powers Deserted Me
  231. Now who here remembers the "You will get me a man"? Culture clash?
  232. No, I Take it Back: Un-fuck You.
  233. First customer of my day
  234. Fraud Return
  235. no common sense for the elderly
  236. My First SC! Woman flips out over a simple question (old)
  237. Tell Me You Have Your Card BEFORE You Pay! And Other Stories. (little long)
  238. Why on earth do you not understand basic math?
  239. To the person who...(Warning: GROSS)
  240. Open Letter to Customers
  241. You can't take your stuff in the restroom for a GOOD reason
  242. We're not CSI!
  243. "We'll be back tomorrow"
  244. I'm being a smart ass because this "dumbass" can't remember what he ordered?!
  245. That sudden feeling of dread.
  246. Blood and Bile (gross, if you hadn't guessed yet)
  247. EW/SC Anthem
  248. No, I'm not being short with you
  249. The mobile phone scamming thief (long)
  250. Our protester!