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  1. SCs on Christmas DAY!
  2. Christmas Day at work (sorry so long)
  3. 15th May 2003
  4. Lack of Sucky Customers
  5. I could have become an SC....
  6. The Early Bird Gets More Time To Annoy Me
  7. Why I wanted to cry... (LONG, but w/ cliffnotes at bottom)
  8. Too much information
  9. Snow
  10. Last minute shopper
  11. i don't just answer the phones (rant -- long)
  12. I demand you credit me back!
  13. customer complains that we're open :o!!
  14. Macaroni Cheese Nazi
  15. Bah Humbug Blues (long)
  16. X-mas a**holes
  17. Store credit cards.....
  18. Idiots
  19. Clerks moments and some ranting
  20. I lack Christmas spirit.
  21. I hate people who skip in line! They always give you the same excuse.
  22. Fizzy Unprofessionalism
  23. Passport Know-it-alls
  24. Please practise common etiquette!
  25. Oh joy, Oh joy Christmas is over!!
  26. your best isn't good enough
  27. Sneaky Sneaky
  28. More dumb than anything else
  29. Well then....go.
  30. vacation rental nazis 3
  31. vacation rental nazis 4
  32. How to make an irate customer even more irate (only when they deserve it)
  33. Aren't you going to put those in my cart?
  34. You call in here every day with that same story. Isn't it time to invent a new one?
  35. Yes we are closed
  36. Not those
  37. A quater! I'll show you a quater!
  38. Customers who get two to three cart orders and don't help you pack
  39. Night of the Yuppie Idiot
  40. My first SC here!
  41. [LONG] Priceless
  42. Yes, we let you stay in here. No, you can't get another drink
  43. I blame you for being overworked!
  44. Customer Refused to Sign WIC Check
  45. Just when she thought she would get away...
  46. The old "They've ALWAYS done it before" line
  47. Argh!
  48. Customers who come into the store to shop......10 minutes before closing time!
  49. I ain't got no money!!
  50. Early is as bad as Late
  51. vacation rental nazis 5
  52. Inmates are still considered customers, and you are still not safe from them.
  53. vacation rental nazis 6
  54. Minor Rant on Photo Customer Entitlement
  55. dumb but funny
  56. Can we use your pool?
  57. Your lack of a Wii does not sadden me
  58. Fistful of Crazies
  59. I was an SC
  60. Where does dorkyness become suckyness
  61. Indecisive Customers
  62. and the crazy train pulls into my station...
  63. Even that was a new one for me.
  64. vacation rental nazis 7
  65. Toys for tots twerp
  66. Once again...
  67. Italian food fast, not Fast Food Italian
  68. Wherein someone drives through a parkade gate..
  69. 150 Hot Wings
  70. Your stolen coffee isn't fresh?
  71. Returning used merchandise
  72. New Year's Day Blues
  73. Is this on sale?
  74. You Need My ID???
  75. SC starts a fire.
  76. Mr. Impatient Called Me
  77. Sarcasm + Idiocy = Cranky CSR
  78. I need Batteries!
  79. Lost in Translation
  80. I want a discount...this is a GIFT!
  81. Gross
  82. No, sir.
  83. I'm rich, I own you
  84. Did you need to tell me that?
  85. Not sucky, but so stupid it makes you laugh.
  86. The Busier We Are. . .
  87. But I have ID!
  88. WE GOT ONE!
  89. Like i haven't heard that one before.
  90. You two are creeping me out.
  91. Rewards Card Woes
  92. I want the one with the rebate
  93. Wii Woes...
  94. Just trying to be helpful.
  95. Mystery shopper woes
  96. The Projectile Vomit Sniper
  97. SCs who abandon items
  98. "I'm never shopping here again!"
  99. RIP MY Faith In Humanity
  100. Short WTF? Moment
  101. You Don't Stand Behind Your Hams???
  102. Instant Idiot . . . just add champagne
  103. SCs + Corporate Stupidity = STRESS
  104. Odd Conversation at Work...
  105. smashed bread
  106. People who reflexively ask for discounts
  107. Umm...what?
  108. The strangest experience I've ever had
  109. Open mouth, insert foot
  110. That's right kick the safety notice out of YOUR way and carry on
  111. Thank God for good owners
  112. 12 Hours of work + 0 dollars = Angry Cath (Longish)
  113. Not an SC, but odd...
  114. Cry me a river and wash your clothes in it!
  115. girls test the hot tubs, fully clothed...
  116. Senior Discount Family Blues
  117. Maintenance plans offered by your local phone company
  118. A little quiz about priorities...
  119. Can an entire town be insane?
  120. I don't have to be nice when I'm not at work
  121. We don't give airline discounts.
  122. That's just gross.
  123. Not quite sucky, just dumb...
  124. Free stuff? Unacceptable!
  125. Just a small rant about hagglers.....
  126. Lottery Customer Claimed to Have Won Lots of Money
  127. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. (long)
  128. "There's a bomb in your building!"
  129. Reciepts, lady reciept...
  130. Old man cookie and other tales of Café Woe (LONG)
  131. A shoplifting technique to behold.....
  132. Caught a shoplifter
  133. A few classics today. Woo boy.*language, medium spicy with a hint of cilantro*
  134. Laws of SCs
  135. OMG! Water spilled on checkout!
  136. When there's no more room in hell, the SCs will walk the earth.
  137. Maybe I've been working in retail too long..
  138. Retail Certainties
  139. I'm off the clock, loser
  140. It's a tricky concept
  141. "What the hell's the van for!"
  142. Where's my driver's license?!?!
  143. Mr. Sneaky almost got splattered
  144. *sigh*AT Least My Coworkers Got A Laugh
  145. No I will NOT return your stolen meat..
  146. "Stop Laughing At Me!" (long w/ language)
  147. Popcorn Idiot.
  148. Change is evil.
  149. Ink and Toner
  150. Don't say hello then
  151. The SC Unification Theory
  152. I thought I had heard it all... (strong language)
  153. Most asinine ways to get your attention
  154. This is a drive-THRU, not a drive-IN...
  155. I must be stupid because I work here
  156. A few from today
  157. No you CANNOT climb on my sneeze guard!
  158. What's the total? I'M GETTING THERE!
  159. A new dance at the non-pay disco
  160. My moments as an SC.
  161. Over familiar customers
  162. Another Liar
  163. Do I Look Like a Delivery Service?
  164. Took him some time to notice...
  165. Men Kissing Men
  166. Poll: Brave and dumb, or just dumb?
  167. I Refuse
  168. We are retail. Not God
  169. Clearance here, clearance there...
  170. More fun with the program guide
  171. Are you sure you have a reservation?
  172. Queen Nut of Psycho Hill
  173. Just another random jerk-off
  174. The one time I lost it (long)
  175. Car rental customers...
  176. A [Foul] Blast from the Past
  177. Woman FLIPS OUT over ID request
  178. Ever wish for a busy day?
  179. Ice Storm 2007
  180. Just because you don't physically have a bill doesn't mean you don't have to pay it!
  181. Debating the price after the fact...
  182. No, I cannot stay on the line while you hold another conversation!
  183. American healthcare...be afraid (sorta long)
  184. Sox Sux
  185. It's the green button!
  186. I didn't kill you.... You're Welcome!
  187. I got to tell off an SC!
  188. Some short quotes to confuse you...
  189. Why I hate nametags...
  190. kids and phone messages
  191. SC's...amusing and confusing!
  192. Fun with a telemarketer
  193. A Weird Day .. Not a rant, really
  194. Returned check charges
  195. My supervisor is not a God!
  196. Grocery Store Blues
  197. Sir, I am GLAD you are never coming back, we can't afford you.
  198. Rudeness gets you no where
  199. Sorry for trying to be nice to you
  200. Orange jacket blues
  201. I thought people learned to flush the toilet at 3 years old
  202. Geez...talk about greedy!
  203. Fear and Loathing in St Louis
  204. Over the hill (long)
  205. But that's stealing!
  206. Attacked by customer who didn't listen properly
  207. Talked down by Mrs Superior - who couldn't pronounce wine properly
  208. Wherein my arse becomes oddly popular...
  209. I want a "disco box" too.
  210. Police Impersonater
  211. Not Fooling Anybody
  212. If you only knew the things I'd let you get away with!
  213. He LOOKED Intelligent Enough...
  214. Sexy Boy
  215. They let you out of prison?
  216. Open your eyes for heaven's sake
  217. Our store is not a used car lot!
  218. It's that time of year again...
  219. Do you have any low carb?
  220. How about changing your baby when she needs it
  221. I apologize for doing what you asked me too!
  222. The Texas Ice Panic
  223. An SC that wasn't even close to being right
  224. OMG! I stole a penny from a customer!
  225. First time traveler?!
  226. Sweetie, please don't play with that...
  227. [QUICKIE] No, no. That's OK; keep walking.
  228. Credit card tantrums
  229. We got attacked by a Telekenetic Pyromaniac!
  230. Literacy rate up, comprehension rate down
  231. A few misunderstandings
  232. SOLD OUT??? I dont believe you
  233. room upgrade yada yada yada
  234. Your store supports evil cults!!
  235. How to get your dumb butt banned
  236. What a concept!!
  237. crazy guest
  238. You are not the center of the Universe (long)
  239. My worst customer today...
  240. Don't touch me
  241. From nice to pissed in .5 seconds FLAT
  242. Thanks for the help!
  243. You canNOT return that!
  244. At My moms Job
  245. Senses fail me
  246. What's so hard about just working with me?
  247. If you don't have it, ya can't use it!
  248. It was the call without and end
  249. Sucks to be You...No, Not Really...
  250. The Boy Scout from Hades