Men are like...

[Kara]

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

[MadMike]

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


You say that like it's a bad thing. :devil:

[XCashier]

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
And the richer they are, the better! ;) :lol:

[kerrisan]

I like this joke . . . up until the last line. My bf is handicapped.


Oh well. The majority is still funny, and a joke is just a joke.

[Kara]

D'oh! ><

Sorry, Kerri. Fixed it.

Still buds?

[kerrisan]

Well wait, you didn't have to change it! Everybody has different circumstances in their lives; how were you to know my bf is disabled? Physical handicaps aren't something you see daily; you couldn't have known. It's no big deal. I just wanted to give a small public reminder that disabled people are still people with hearts and feelings. I appreciate your concern, though!

Yeah, always buds! :hug:

[Lyse]

Nobody move! This is a hold-up. The funny lines are coming with me and going into my tagline collection!

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"Steal the best taglines" shall be the whole of the Law.

[Lace Neil Singer]

You forgot one...

Men are like public toilets..... the good ones are always engaged and the ones that are left are full of poo.

:lol:

[BusBus]

And the richer they are, the better! ;) :lol:

:lol: Hear! Hear!

[Lace Neil Singer]

The best men are like coffee; rich, warm and keep you up all night. XD

[Linda]

Men are like carpets...you lay them once and you can walk all over them for years...

[Lace Neil Singer]

Men are like high heels... they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

[ta2ooed1]

Men are like tissues... Soft, Strong and Disposable

[crazylegs]

Men are like computers, you get one then two days later you see a newer better model!

Stay Safe

[Gawdzillers]

Oh yeah, well, women are like....
Um.
Errrrr...
:(

[DarthRetard]

Women are like telemarketers........they just wont stop calling!

There Gawdzillers, i got yer back.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Women are like telemarketers........they just wont stop calling!

Be careful there . I resemble that remark.:angel:

[DarthRetard]

Come now hon, it's all in jest.

Sort of.........:wave:

[JessEm]

Men are like Slinkies - not much use, but it's great fun to watch one fall down the stairs. :devil:

[Nicholae]

I could use a woman like a good pair of shoes. Strong, Supportive, and doesn't repeat the same old tired stereotypes.