View Full Version : A husband on his deathbed
Lace Neil Singer
05-20-2007, 12:25 PM
Joe was dying, and his wife Becky was sitting by his bed.
"I've got to tell you something before I die, Becky," gasped out Joe.
"Shh, you shouldn't waste your strength," replied Becky.
"But I have to confess! I slept with your mother, sister and best friend!"
"I know," replied Becky. "That's why I poisoned you."
05-20-2007, 02:05 PM
a real classic :devil:
Another in the same vein:
An elderly woman was laying on her deathbed and she turned to her husband who was sitting at her bedside. "There's something I've been keeping from you for the in all the time we've been married. Go upstairs in the hall closet and take down the shoebox on the top shelf."
The old man got up and retrieved the box. Inside he found 3 hand-made dolls and a roll of $70,000 in cash. He asked his dying wife what the contents of the box were about.
"Every time I was upset or angry with you, I would make a doll and put it in the box."
The old man was touched and began to cry. 70 years of marriage, and there were only 3 dolls in the box. After he stopped sobbing, he said, "But what about the $70,000?"
"That's the money I made selling the dolls."
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