Caveat Emptor
05-28-2007, 02:30 AM
Spoilers ahead
The film is a somewhat confusing mishmash, my brother, mom and I all agreed on that point. If you haven't seen POTC 2, then you'll be even more lost. The film had several plot "lines" trying to interact:
Lord Beckett joins with Davy Jones to crush the pirates, and the Pirate Lords come together to free Calypso and defeat the armada. Keith Richards shows up here as Jack's father and the holder of the Pirate Code.
Will Turner at first joins with Beckett, still desperate to free his father from his bondage to Jones. Unfortunately, the only way to to that is to destroy DJ's heart, but the Dutchman "must always have a captain."
The Pirates go to Davy Jones Locker to retrieve Jack Sparrow. The scenes of Depp in the Locker are some of the funniest in the whole movie - his "crew", all Jacks, appears to be different parts of his personality.
There was a pirate battle as the Pearl and the Dutchmen sirled around in Calypso's maelstrom. It must have lasted for at least 30 minutes of the film. Too long.
My grade: 7/10.
The film is a somewhat confusing mishmash, my brother, mom and I all agreed on that point. If you haven't seen POTC 2, then you'll be even more lost. The film had several plot "lines" trying to interact:
Lord Beckett joins with Davy Jones to crush the pirates, and the Pirate Lords come together to free Calypso and defeat the armada. Keith Richards shows up here as Jack's father and the holder of the Pirate Code.
Will Turner at first joins with Beckett, still desperate to free his father from his bondage to Jones. Unfortunately, the only way to to that is to destroy DJ's heart, but the Dutchman "must always have a captain."
The Pirates go to Davy Jones Locker to retrieve Jack Sparrow. The scenes of Depp in the Locker are some of the funniest in the whole movie - his "crew", all Jacks, appears to be different parts of his personality.
There was a pirate battle as the Pearl and the Dutchmen sirled around in Calypso's maelstrom. It must have lasted for at least 30 minutes of the film. Too long.
My grade: 7/10.