Caption this photo of a lounging terrorist!

[FuzzyKitten99]

With your vast knowledge of SC-isms...
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/FuzzyKitten1999/terrorist.jpg

[Princess-Snake]

"What do you mean bullets sold seperately?! No one told me I had to buy bullets when I was down there yesterday!"

[MystyGlyttyr]

"But if I buy your reloader, I'll have to use my own gunpowder. I want it for FREE!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I'll have you know, I'll never blow up your stupid store again, and neither will any of my friends.

[Shabo]

(Voice on other line: Hi, thank you for calling *store*, can you please hold for just a moment?)

I just have a quick question. Can you tell me all the options and features on *weapon of choice*, how much it is at your store, and how much it is at other stores? Oh, and I also need to know all about the gun laws in your state, transferring weapons between state lines, and how to go about bringing them onto a plane illegally.

[Cia]

What do you mean the lead time for C-4 is 3 weeks! Your website states that you have it in stock! Laws, shmaws I demand that you personally deliver 3 cases of C-4 to me immediately!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Waiting period? DIE INFIDEL!"

[Kiwi]

Will you telemarketers stop calling me! You guys are worse than the damned army!

[NightAngel]

Not an SC-ism but the first thing I thought of:
"Yes Mom, I'll make sure to take your toy poodle, Fluffy, out for a walk every day while you're on vacation... yes, Mom, I'll water your plants to... mom, the guys are waiting for me I've gotta go... yes, I'll dress warm..."

[digilight]

.....And I'm not paying no cancelation fee either....

[Shabo]

"...it's situations like this that cause people to go crazy and start shooting."

(Sorry Pinkie, I had to. :roll:)

[FuzzyKitten99]

Quoth Pinkie
"...it's situations like this that cause people to go crazy and start shooting."
(Sorry Pinkie, I had to. :roll:)
good one!! :lol:

[Spiffy McMoron]

"Hello, room service? Can I get an order of veal parmagen with garlic cheese toast? ... What? $3.99 for delivery?!? You God-less American pig-dogs!"

[Emmeileia]

What do you mean you don't sell tanks...MY SISTER said you do. Are you calling MY SISTER a liar? Don't make me come down there...


Or, not SC but funny.

*valley girl voice* He DUMPED her at PROM? Like OH MY GOD Mandy! That is so totally not cool. Wanna grab a mochachino later?

[cinema guy]

From the phone:

"Press 1 for kidnapping. Press 2 for for insurgency. Press 3 for mortar attacks.
If you are a suicide bomber and you are about explode, please hold."

[BookstoreEscapee]

But I've been on hold for an HOUR!!!! (actual time, 2.6 minutes) I need tech support to turn off this timer NOW!!!

[Acolyte]

'You send a tech out here to turn of my cable, I kill him!'

[Severen13]

Oh yeah, baby, what color burqa are you wearing?

*OR*

These grenades don't match my combat boots and I want to return them. What do you mean I can't??

[Rapscallion]

"Hello? I'm moving to area code 867 and feel a sudden need to change my camo to pink. Can you help?"

Rapscallion

[powerboy]

I demand that you fire that cashier, I had last week, she told me, that they didn't have any hunting license left.

The Customer is ALWAYS RIGHT!!!

[GyroKat]

"Hello? I'm moving to area code 867 and feel a sudden need to change my camo to pink. Can you help?"

Damn you Raps! Mine was gonna be:

"I ordered PINK camo, damn you! And where's the rest of my hats?"

[draggar]

Thank you for calling Dell tech support, how may I be of helping you?

[Rapscallion]

"I r serius terrist. This r serius thret."

Rapscallion

[powerboy]

So your telling me, you cannot despute the charges, that was put on my card? Where exactly do you live?

[AFpheonix]

"....yes, I'd like a refill on my viagra. What time do I want it? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, INFIDEL PIG!"