The "SCs taking a crap" thread made me think of this

[Eireann]

I once overheard a woman talking to her friend about an experience she had had in a store - a K-Mart, I think, though I'm not sure. This woman wasn't speaking loudly, but I could hear her just fine. I have an idea that she wasn't overly concerned at being heard, because she thought the whole thing was funny.

Anyway, this woman said that, while in the store, she experienced a sudden bout of diarrhea, which had her hurrying for the nearest bathroom. She didn't quite make it - I don't think she left a mess on the floor or in the stall, but her underwear was none too attractive.

So, once she had taken care of the more urgent business, she tried rinsing her underwear in the toilet to get it a little cleaner. (By the way, she was wearing a skirt at the time.)

She ended up flushing her underwear down the toilet.

I'll bet the rest of the day, until she got home, was rather interesting.

[Boozy]

She ended up flushing her underwear down the toilet.

Ewwww.....

She obviously didn't stick around long enough to see the employees mopping up after her underwear clogged the pipes.

I don't think I'd be telling that story in public, loudly enough for some stranger to overhear.

[Eireann]

It sounded to me like she just had a good sense of humor. With any luck, she was wearing underwear that was flimsy enough to go down without clogging the pipes. Otherwise, she would have seen very soon that her underwear wasn't going down without a fight.

[Emmeileia]

I did something similar but not nearly as gross.

I was involved in this stage show where I ended up getting covered in chocolate syrup in my underpants. (long story)

The cleanup facilities I was promised were actually cold water and paper towels. My chocolate covered underwear was unsalvageable, so I left it in the garbage can there.

On the way home, I realized what some poor employee probably thinks happened...

[Acolyte]

I was involved in this stage show where I ended up getting covered in chocolate syrup in my underpants. (long story)

Long or not, I gotta hear this...:lol:

[Primer]

The cleanup facilities I was promised were actually cold water and paper towels. My chocolate covered underwear was unsalvageable, so I left it in the garbage can there.

On the way home, I realized what some poor employee probably thinks happened...
So few are able to get me to break rule #1.... :lol:

[SnapAddict218]

Long or not, I gotta hear this...:lol:

I second this!!!! :angel: