A Week's Worth of Boo Boos

[JuniorMintz]

8/18/07- Drank too much at in laws house-ended up sick on the side of the road on the way home.

8/19/07- Bit my tongue. HARD. Oof. :(

8/20/07- Conked head on a tabletop while picking up a dropped pen.

8/21/07- *Really* bad headache. Went to bed early. (Unrelated to conked head from previous day)

8/22/07- Fingertips chopped up by my own shattered eyeglass lens. (As bitched about here...http://customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=15841)

8/23/07- Slipped in shower and nicked my right knee quite nicely in the process

8/24/07-Elbowed in the face by my mom, resulting in a fat lip. We were attempting to give my cat his ear mite medicine, and it went... badly...

Can't *wait* to see what'll happen to me tomorrow! :rolleyes::runaway::help:

[Broomjockey]

No, nothing more can happen! You've already had the week! :(

Geez, if I had a week like that, I'd probably have stayed in bed the last 2 or 3 days. I do hope things turn around soon :hugs:

[BookstoreEscapee]

geez, i though bad things happened in threes, not sevens...

[Ree]

Poor JAM.
Glad you survived it, anyway.

Look after yourself, girl.

There's only one JAM and she's irreplaceable.

[Ree]

I have a plan.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/lilsis1125/KeepingJAMsafe.jpg

[JuniorMintz]

HAHaHAHA!

...but... what if I have to pee... :confused: :(

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

HAHaHAHA!

...but... what if I have to pee... :confused: :(

We can cut a slit in the bubble wrap for you.

[Ree]

...but... what if I have to pee... Oh, yeah, everyone's a critic. :D

Well, we'll just...ummm...yeah...we can....ya know what?
I'm tired of being the genius with the ideas.
If you have to pee, then you figure it out. ;)

(or you can do as Irving Patrick said, and have someone cut a slit in the bubble wrap, but with your luck, you'd end up getting cut. :p))

[blas]

I bruise easily, and my job gives me so many bruises that sometimes I hope for long sleeve weather again so I don't look so....injured all the time.

Constantly banging my arms on machine doors, instant bruises. I have 5 little ones on my left forearm.

Getting irritated at carts and doing an Elvis the pelvis shove and ending up with bruises on both hip bones.

Running even though it's forbodden at work and banging my hips against corners.

Hitting my shins against the bottoms of carts.....

Gotta love work!

Oh yeah.......and my little toenail on my baby toe fell off the other day....OWWW OWWW OWWW....

[Ree]

Running even though it's forbodden at work and banging my hips against corners.

Well, I guess you know, now, why it's forbidden. :p :D ;)

[JuniorMintz]

I guess if I have to pee, I'll just have to stand there and continue to look pitiful... :( :D

On the upside, I can *finally* stop padding my bra, right?

[Caveat Emptor]

I'm reminded of a scene in the "Right Stuff"...

"REQUEST PERMISSION
TO RELIEVE BLADDER."

"GORDO?

GORDO?"

"THE MAN HAS GOT TO GO.

IT'S EITHER THAT,
OR WE GO PRY HIM OUT."

"DO IT IN THE SUIT."

"JOSE, PERMISSION GRANTED

TO WET YOUR DIAPERS
ANYTIME, SON."

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

"SUIT THERMOMETER
SAYS FREON FLOW

JUMPING
FROM 30 TO 45.

LEFT LOWER
CHEST SENSOR.

NO SHORT-OUT.
MOVING UP BACK."

:p