What's Your Ghetto Name, Yo?

[Killer Bees]

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Real Name: Ass Machine Teapot, Yo :super:

CS Name: Toilet Duq Lobos

Either way I rock!!! :lol:

[counterjockey]

Counterjockey: Lucky Wack!

Real name: Rectal Jaam! (Seriously, I typed in "Real Name" and that's what it gave me.

Also, I tried a couple famous people for shits 'n' giggles. I swear I'm not making it up, Christopher Eccleston is Doctor Get Down!!!

[Jester]

Oh, this is too funny.

Under my real name, I would be ghettified as Fallopian Kool. That is funny.

But funnier still is that under my CS "name," Jester Dude, I would be ghettified as (wait for it).....


Sexxmaster Juice!!!


:cool: I be cool, yo. Word.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Wankmaster Shizzlemah.

Word up, yo.

[powerboy]

My real name
Ass Machine Kawfi

My CS Name
Wankmaster B

My fake name
Jim Dawg

[Caveat Emptor]

Real: Ass Machine Teapot

CS: Fellatio Teapot

This doesn't seem very original.

[Ducky Dew]

CS Name- Lucky D

MMO Nick- Ass Machine D

Real Name- Wankmaster Kool

[strawbabies]

Fallopian Teapot!

[Crazyredhead]

Married Name: Rock Hard Teapot, Yo

Maiden name: Rock Hard G (cool)

My running name: Ass Machine Wack (I can see that)

[Severen13]

Real name, first and last:
Munchi Jones

Real name, first, middle and last:
Toilet Duq Jones

CS name:
Sexxmaster Wack

Nickname:
Munchi Shizzlemah

Mother's maiden name:
Ass Machine Shizzlemah

Father's Name:
Fallopian Wack


:lol:

[Severen13]

Just for fun, I typed in a bunch of celebrity names:

Hugh Laurie:
Hobag Juice

Bono's real name, Paul Hewson:
Puppy Get Down

Quentin Tarantino:
Fellatio T

Susan Sarandon:
Ass Machine Get Down

Dakota Fanning:
Doctor Dawg

Helen Mirren:
Peeping Joe Ice

Britney Spears:
Ass Machine Shizzlemah

Keanu Reeves:
Fellatio Weed

Johnny Depp:
Ass Machine Teapot, Yo

Kate Winslet:
Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Nicole Kidman:
Toilet Duq Shizzlemah

Kevin Bacon:
Peeping Joe Wack

Harrison Ford:
Harry Kool

Orlando Bloom:
Fellatio Lobos

Madonna and her married name Ritchie:
Ass Machine Ice

Alfred Hitchcock:
Toilet Duq Cwac Cwac

Cameron Diaz:
Wankmaster Dawg

Elvis Presley:
Fellatio Shizzlemah

Angelina Jolie:
Gangmaster Juice



:roll:

[sportsmom]

Also, I tried a couple famous people for shits 'n' giggles. I swear I'm not making it up, Christopher Eccleston is Doctor Get Down!!!

Well, you know they did call one of the episodes "The Doctor Dances." :lol: That's too funny!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Using my real name: Vivacious Shizzlemah
Real name plus middle name: Munchi Shizzlemah
Using my CS name: Gangmaster Shizzlemah

[Lace Neil Singer]

CS name: Ass Machine Jones

Real name: Rectal Shizzlemah

Sludge name: Ass Machine Kool

O_o

[DGoddessChardonnay]

With real name:

Lucky Teapot

With Screen Name (DGoddessChardonnay):

Tempestuous Cwac Cwac

Even funnier: Miss Monkey-Monk would be:

Ass Machine Jones

:lol:

[BookstoreEscapee]

My real name = Fallopian Ice
(I get the same thing using my first and middle names...)

BookstoreEscapee = Bookmaster Teapot, Yo
(hehe, Bookmaster is the name of B&N's instore computer system)

Pablo (using Ex's last name) = Fallopian Dawg :lol:
(It'd be more appropriate if he were female, though :))

My cats, Stars & Stripes = Tempestuous Ice & um, Tempestuous Ice (hmmm...:headscratch:)

My dad = either Peeping Joe Ice or Ass Machine Ice, depending on whether I use his full first name or the shortened version...I don't know which is worse...) and if I use his family's nickname for him he is Munchi Ice

My mom = Wankmaster Ice (uh...I don't want to think of my parents with such names)

My brother = Abraham Ice

[April]

Fallopian T


Maiden name

Fallopian Wack

[Dreamstalker]

Real name: Sexxmaster Kawfi
GBRPG character name: Peeping Joe Teapot, Yo (I like this one for some bizarre reason)

[Plaidman]

Real Name: Fallopian Shizzlemah
CS Name: Fellatio Shizzlemah
Friend Name: Ass Machine Shizzlemah
DnD Name: Vivacious Wack
Friend DnD Name: Rock Hard Kool

[Palsgraf]

Real name: Rock Hard B


CS name: Ass Machine Wack


Cat's name: Ass Machine B

(Kinda funny, since she's fixed.)


13-month-old daughter's name: Toilet Duq B

(I think I'll wait 'till she's 21 before I share that little secret with her ...)


Mickey Mouse: Ass Machine Juice

(Amsuingly, this was Walt's original name for Mickey.)


And ...

WASHINGTON (Sept. 13) - Gangmaster Lobos, defending an unpopular war, ordered gradual reductions in U.S. forces in Iraq on Thursday night and said, "The more successful we are, the more American troops can return home."

[Killer Bees]

I tried my boyfriend's name and it came up as:

Fellatio Z :lol:

Which is extra funny because his last name starts with a "Z" and most people call him "Ziggy" anyway.

Word to your mother.

[freaktard]

Me: Ass Machine Jones

My wife: Abraham Cwac Cwac

OK, I'm officially tired of this.

[GingerBiscuit]

Real Name
Ass Machine B
CS name
Gangmaster Ice

[justZu]

CS name:
Stim-U-L8 Z

Real name:
Doctor Z